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01x23 - The Story of Doris the Duck

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "64 Zoo Lane". Aired: 18 February 1999 – 28 February 2013.*
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Series follows a 7-year-old girl named Lucy who lives next door to a zoo at 64 Zoo Lane. Each night, she is told a story by the animals.

01x23 - The Story of Doris the Duck

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Lucy okay

Mom the story of Doris the

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duck

hi everyone a good evening mom and

welcome how can we help you I've come

for my bedtime story

excellent please sit down and make

yourself

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comfortable can we tempt you to a shiny

green apple oh

thanks or a yellow

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banana I don't

understand you don't understand what me

lady I don't understand why we're all

having to be so

polite we're practicing our good manners

ready for tonight's story my lords

ladies animals birds and insects please

be seated for the story of Doris

princess of the Zam bam River told by

Molly the

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hippopotamus Doris the duck Toby the

tortoise and Kevin the crocodile were

best friends they did everything

together each morning they would meet on

the banks of the zanam river and splash

in the mud

pool that was fun what shall we do now

let's play silly

faces I can do better than

that your turn

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toy Miss Toby and Kevin enjoyed playing

games

together that was fun what should we do

now let's pretend to be someone

else I'll be a pirate looking for

Treasure where's

Kevin I'm over

here I'm a top secret

spy who are you going to be Doris Doris

I'm a

princess Doris a prin

princess I am Doris princess of the Zam

River Kevin you can collect some pretty

lotus flowers for

me what I'm a princess and you've got to

do everything I say but

yes yes your Royal

Darkness

and you Toby you can fetch me some nice

things to eat some grapes and a great

big pile of yum yum fruit certainly your

Royal duck

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nness I've had

enough me too let's let's play hide and

seek I'm sorry are you talking to me yes

Doris then please address me as your

Royal Darkness from now

on can we stop playing this game now

your Royal

Darkness game what game I am a duck

princess I am I am but robots go and get

me some more pretty

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things Toby and Kevin hadn't gone far

when they saw Audrey the ostrich hello

boys my my you are looking tired we've

been playing let's pretend and Doris has

decided she's a princess she's treating

us like servants and we don't know how

to stop the game hm H now let me see a

princess

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eh now listen

carefully I

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think Toby and Kevin got to

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work good afternoon your

darkness before you say anything more

I'm still a princess we know you do yes

your Royal darkness and to prove it

we've made a crown for your Royal head

and a throne for your Royal bottom you

have oh where are they let's go and see

them let's go now you're a princess you

can't walk there please allow me to give

you a ride on my back oh thank you Toby

my loyal

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servant

wow for the rest of the day Doris was

treated like a true princess morning

your majesty I brought you a ladder so

that you can climb onto your

throne a morning you duck some

I bring you warthog treasure oh thank

you my loyal Herbert I'll eat it

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later Your Majesty we bring you calmly

fans to keep you cool but after a while

being a princess got

boring Toby taught

us yes your duck nness bring me a duck

double twink burger with tomato relish

and a triple helping of MoGo

chips sorry your Royal dness but you

can't have any what a zamb bam princess

must only eat the finest of food oh oh

yes of course the Yum Yum

fruit then Kevin and Toby decided to

play a game of silly faces here's a good

one

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look what about this

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one here guys look at

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me oh sorry your Darkness you are not

allowed to join in being a princess is a

serious matter oh yes of course does

your majest you require anything

else h no thank you in that case Toby

and I will go for a wallow in the

mudpool

can I come oh sorry your Royal Darkness

wallowing in the mud is not something

princesses

do Doris could stand it no longer she

loved splashing in the mud pool I'm not

a princess anymore I'm just plain old

Doris the duck who wants to play with

her

friends thank goodness for that so what

are we waiting

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for was

wicked I mean how Splendid my Lord's

ladies animals birds and insects on

behalf of the animals gathered here

tonight I'd like to thank Molly for the

story and Lucy for listening so

attentively and on behalf of myself and

all the other animals I would like to

thank Boris for saying thank

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you and now it's bedtime lady

Lucy

sweet dreams

everyone good night

Lucy