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01x21 - The Story of Ronald and the Tic Tic Bird

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "64 Zoo Lane". Aired: 18 February 1999 – 28 February 2013.*
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Series follows a 7-year-old girl named Lucy who lives next door to a zoo at 64 Zoo Lane. Each night, she is told a story by the animals.

01x21 - The Story of Ronald and the Tic Tic Bird

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64 hello I'm Lucy I live at 64 Zoo Lane

and I have some very special neighbors

look there's one with a hump and one who

can jump and one who is well a little

bit 64 64 64 to Some Like It Hot and

some like it CH and some like it both

ways that's a bit silly 64 64

64 some are friendly some are scary but

one thing is sure not one is

ordinary 64 64

64 some arey some are Brickly and Wy and

fur and slimy some are quite big and

some are very small and the last one's

Torina who's incredibly tall 64 64

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64 bedtime

Lucy okay

Mom the story of Ronald and the tick

tick

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bird

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hello oh hi Lucy hi Boris what are we

queuing for here take my place you'll

soon find

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out Hello Lucy

what's your problem then problem yes I

sometimes work as an Agony ostrich you

know an Agony ostrich oh yes I help all

sorts of animals with their problems so

what's your problem I haven't got a

problem I just want to hear a story oh

well I could take a break I suppose and

try and find someone to tell you a story

couldn't you tell me one h H maybe I

could tell you the story of Ronald and

the tick tick bird oh yes that sounds

good in Africa where we used to live

each of us had a special best friend

someone we liked someone it was fun to

be with Natalie's best friend was

Molly Doris's best friend was Toby the

toris and Giggles best friend was

tickles of course

Ronald the Rhino had a best friend too a

little tick tick bird it was called tick

tick bird because it ate all the

horrible little ticks which bothered

Ronald which meant that Ronald never got

itchy and the tick tick bird never went

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hungry Ronald and the tick tick bird

were really made for each other that

grass looks good Ronald it is how are

the ticks today very tasty

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thanks it seemed nothing would ever come

between the two friends but then one day

something did though he'd never noticed

it before Ronald suddenly found that the

tick tick Bird's whistling really

annoyed

him must you always whistle the same Che

tune don't you like it not when you

whistle it all day every day over and

over again I'm sorry I didn't know it

bothered

you oh oh

oh meanwhile The Tick Tick bird had got

fed up with Ronald's habit of bashing

Boulders do you have to bash every

Boulder in sight I like bashing

Boulders no Ronald it's too big don't

even think about it but Ronald couldn't

resist it was the biggest Boulder he had

ever

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seen so you don't like my whistling well

I'll tell you what I don't like I don't

like you bashing Boulders and me getting

shaken to Pieces every day I think it

might be a good idea if we went our own

separate ways from now on suits me

a good

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rident the days went Slowly by and there

was no sign of Ronald and the tick tick

bird becoming friends again in fact they

kept as far apart from each other as

possible the other animals were very

sorry about what had happened and tried

their best to help if you're looking for

something to eat why not try between my

teeth uh okay I suppose I could take a

look and second thoughts Victor I prefer

to eat in the open air thank you very

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much oh oh rotten ticks they're

everywhere today oh great idea hey tick

tick you get the ticks off my back and I

show you what it's like to really motor

faster than that old Rhino you used to

hang out with

eh let's

go

yeah I have never had an itch like this

before

Oh

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ouch you're looking a bit down today

missing your friend who me no fancy

giving me a clean I suffer from the odd

insect myself oh

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okay what's

up what's the joke no no no please no

you'll have to stop I I'm too

ticklish really it looked as if the tick

tick bird would stay hungry and Ronald

would stay itchy horrible bugs rotten

ticks stupid little

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insects oh hello Ronald didn't see you

there for a moment what brings you here

problems with your Boulders uh no no my

Boulders are fine it's um yeah yes it's

the ticks and they're making me really

itchy they're driving me mad Oh I

thought you had a bird who helped you

out with

that not anymore there's just me which

is why I need help well don't worry I

know a friend who'd be just perfect for

the job you do yes make sure you're at

the Bubba bab tree at noon and I'll

arrange a meeting

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oh hello tick tick bird how are you okay

but I'm getting pretty hungry and I

really need a place to live and I miss

yes oh no one can you help I can I

suppose but didn't you already have an

animal who helped you out not anymore I

see in that case there's a friend I

think you should meet can you be at the

boabab tree by noon

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uhhuh you always did whistle a good

tune thanks bashed any good Ballers

recently oh yes I one or

two I'm here to meet a friend me too my

friend is late mine as well oh

oh

ticks loads of them uh I don't suppose

uh

I am feeling a bit

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peckish there was only one thing left

bothering the two friends oh isn't that

Audrey hopeless she arranged for me to

meet somebody and they never showed up

me too I had exactly the same thing

after happen can you believe it she's

just so

unreliable calls herself an Agony off

stret well done Audrey you made them

friends again yes but I'd forgotten how

every time I give advice it seems to get

me into trouble it's always the

same oh dear looks like we're not going

to get any more advice tonight except

I'd like to advise Lucy it's probably

time for bed

ah yes I am quite tired I'm glad Ronald

and the tick tick bird of friends again

though and I'm glad you're all my

friends good night

everyone good night

Lucy good

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