04x07 - Argh V

[bunniefuu]

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hey kiddo I was about getting your nose

out of that book and checking out our

new baby

isn't gorgeous

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please don't tell me you guys bought

that thing all right with a steal your

dad and I have always dreamed of hitting

the open road in something just like

that oh I really hope I'm not a part of

this dream picture it just you me and

your mom on the open road no

responsibilities going wherever we want

on the never-ending highway but what

about school

don't you ever just want to have fun

graduating would be a lot of fun

how'd you guys even afford this well you

know live on borrowed time so might as

well live on some borrowed money money's

not important Sam sometimes you just

have to say yes to life

hey we're gonna run down the auto parts

store maybe grab a pizza come on yeah

come on

I have a big trig test tomorrow

oh

well then you could just stay here with

our new home away from home we'll bring

you some slices

two years 158 days until College

what a piece of junk

I wonder what did that

thank you

tonight

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looking good huh

kind of an eyesore don't you

know still a few Kingston picks

better get to it

wait are you going to work today more

important things in life than work honey

yeah

neither of you are going to work today

nope Sam life's full of hard work school

jobs more school more jobs work's

important sure but we don't want to end

up at the finish line and realize we've

slaved away our whole lives for someone

else and never truly lived so what do

you say you want to play hooky with us

we'll fix it up all together

trig test today remember oh our little

grind

you know what we should do

we should

fix this puppy up and live in it

go where we want when we want we could

be like free spirits

please tell me you're kidding oh no we

could travel all over the world the

world the world weren't we gonna travel

all over the world in that boat

this thing's got harsh it wants us to

take it on an adventure an adventure

he sure doesn't want us to take it back

to the used car lot

or maybe a junkyard

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laughs

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seriously

how how

what the heck are you doing under there

never mind

a little help come on

all right honey

I I guess so

did you guys set the parking brake

I thought I did

how did it roll back what's that honey

oh

I I don't know nothing

you guys might want to have a mechanic

check this thing out or something okay

honey we will

have a good day

and it tried to run you over I didn't

say that it's just there's something

about that thing I don't know what they

see in it oh this big sister's jealous

of Mom and Dad's new baby you know how

they get with their crazy ideas

I swear it's it's like sometimes I'm the

only one with any scents in my family

don't think things through

parents never do face it we're stuck

with our demented folks forever

come with us

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uh did you guys leave the radio on in

this thing

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foreign

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[Laughter]

hello

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hello

yo

did you hear those voices voices

never mind all right dude this place is

even cooler on the inside

I'll check it out sweet it's not sweet

it's creepy I just need some tunes

true

what it's just static let me get a

station

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look at that

too too mellow

you didn't see that

the blinding lights telling

um we're standing still

what's up

hey check this out

looks like a route to the Southwest

for a family vacation could be

now look

Alpha b*mb family adventure

1999 Scott Lacey Myron and Jenny

so the apple bottoms took this creepy

thing on a family adventure probably at

the time of their lives

we'll see

family parishes and horrific Highway

crash on the morning of April 5th 1999

the Apple bombs left their home for what

they no doubt hoped was a pleasant

family vacation no way

that's harsh

time of their lives huh

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now do you believe me of course we do

the poor family it's very sad very sad

but what does this have to do with us

you've never been a superstitious type

no she's usually making fun of me with

my crystals yeah but this is different

she runs like a top sweetie I never

imagined you to feel threatened by a

recreational vehicle The Vibes are good

babe no they're not good

look I know it sounds crazy but there's

something wrong with that thing

honey

no I'm serious or something dangerous

what ride

I mean sure there's a few warts on her

but those are cosmetic

I just breaks are good the shocks or

sound your father had it thoroughly

inspected I know but

I just feel like something bad is going

to happen

you know sometimes I feel like that

everyone does you know what we do when

we feel like that please don't

um

okay please please please

just get rid of it please

that is not a reasonable request it's

not gonna happen she's a warrior whose

has been

I don't know where she gets it from

well someone has to be in this family

oh baby

there's a warrior all right

come on

oh

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you sure about this it's for the wrong

good

it's a radical move it's a radical move

that has to be done

someone has to say them from this thing

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huh

all right that should do it

I just hope I never have a kid like you

I wish you could have found a junkyard

that was a little closer to home

maybe we should call a cab do you have

money for a cab

no neither do I

will you hear that

you're what

it's not me

I don't see anything

your spook Sam and it's contagious now

I'm spooked

let's get out of here yeah

you've got to be kidding me

oh no

what do you want from us

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what's going on

hey sleepy head great news we're going

on a road trip we are oh yeah your

father and I talked it over and we've

decided you are old enough to stay on

your own because obviously you don't

want to come I can't say my feelings

aren't just a little bit hurt that you

don't love the old girl as much as we do

I did pack your bag Justin I don't want

you to think that think that you are not

well

but either way we're going

wait Mom I don't think that's a good

idea we know you don't honey

okay look there's something wrong with

this thing it's

it's possessed

sweetheart we know you're a person who

likes to be in control

you think I'm a control freak well not

not a freak well admit sometimes your

mother and I like to be out of control

two inches on we love you just the way

you are honey love and respect you

that's why we would never force you to

come with us

I guess it's just us in the old RV

plus of course you change your mind

wait you guys are leaving right now just

like that no time like the present honey

there's money on the dining room table

and Aunt Mary will check in from time to

time

hold on

I'm coming

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didn't think I was gonna leave him alone

with you did you

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buckle up Sam

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thank you

instant truck stop is this fun or what

it's peachy

it's so good

you are what you eat I'm a fruit cup I'm

chocolate pudding

where are we

um we don't know when we don't care

what's the fun of knowing where you're

going no fun at all so we're lost and we

are decidedly not lost we're on a great

adventure listen up girl nothing bad's

gonna happen sometimes I wonder who's

the kid and who's the adult in his

family right

you and me both hey grab that map will

you hunt sure

are we on Highway 42 yep

we're starting out on the same trip as

the Apple bombs

oh buckle up back there

seat belts on

it's not like your mother could follow

it anyway since she had it upside down

here let me help you out okay

foreign

didn't see that coming

how did that miss us oh they're just

lucky I guess the old girl's looking out

for us see did I tell you everything's

gonna be fine

wow

I thought for sure we were goners but

we made it of course we did dear see got

yourself all worked up over nothing

hey check it out I think someone needs a

ride

a ride to strangers we're seriously

picking up hitchhikers now look at them

Sam they're a family just like us hi

can't just drive past we have to help

them out yeah

howdy thanks for stopping afraid we got

into a little bit of a fender bender

fender bender I can't believe we walked

away yeah the truck came out of nowhere

well we're the covingtons hey we're the

Apple bombs the Apple bombs

lovely to meet you all uh nice to meet

you too

it's not such an uncommon name honey

you guys survived your crash

how you know I'm not sure there was this

truck and these blinding lights and I

must have swerved at the last second and

skid off the road and uh

well we're here obviously we walked away

fresh as a daisy

it can't be those apples

well come on aboard

okie dokie Let's Go g*ng

telling you what our RV was a lot like

this one yeah

not anymore

all right folks let's hit the road

oh

come with us

take a trip come with us take a trip

here we go

the endless Highway awaits but no hurry

we have all the time in the world

oh no

we didn't make it either did we

loosen up Sam

enjoy the ride

there's just something about being on

the open road

I could stay out here

forever

come with us take a trip

come with us take a trip

foreign

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thank you

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