03x14 - Terrible Love

[bunniefuu]

reactions they're everywhere they're

everything

we ourselves humans are a perpetual

series of chemical reactions

everything is chemical take love for

example

what do you guys think that love comes

from the arrow of this little guy

i should wear that easy i don't think so

sorry cupid no love is a sensation

when someone falls in love chemicals are

discharged they react with the body

and voila

now who can tell me another chemical

reaction that sustains us

what's another thing human beings crave

food good good one steward and put those

away

food who here likes salty stuff

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apart from stewart

now who can tell me what is added to

sodium

to create salt maggie

maggie

chlorine thank you stuart now

just by adding one drop of water we are

going to get an entirely

different reaction so everyone make sure

you put on your goggles and

your gloves and make sure there's sand

in your beaker

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maggie

maggie no the stand

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wow

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oh easy easy what

what happened where's everyone who are

you

enteros sentinel of the erotis

or if you don't speak ancient greek you

can just call me cupid

gotta love

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oh that's an old photo

i must have a concussion you didn't put

any sand in the beaker

it's what prevents the glass from

heating up and exploding

thanks big help well i could be with

brendan

oh come on you just blew up a classroom

because you couldn't keep your eyes off

them

it's love well it's not really love

it doesn't go both ways is it

it's just bad luck doesn't even know i

exist

but i can change that that's what i do

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you're very kind and very imaginary so

thanks but no thanks

i'd rather just wake up now and get on

with being humiliated in front of my

entire class

okay okay just remember my offer maggie

maggie

oh maggie goodness

you are talking to yourself

oh no okay class um

we are going to continue this experiment

tomorrow maggie can you stay behind and

help clean up this mess yeah

sure

uh do you need any help with anything no

okay

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you suck

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it's like a third eye

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here he comes just make him notice you

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no that's a terrible idea maggie

you can do this you're good enough

no you're not yes you are

you're great hey do you want to get

together

hi brendan i was wondering if maybe you

had any plans for the valentine's

day okay

stop doing that so have you

considered my offer okay well

assuming all this is real which it isn't

i only deal in real

well if it is i might be interested

how does it work

huh i'm all about the classics updated

with modern flair of course

gotta stay with the times you're kidding

look everything is chemical right all

you need to do is combine the right

amount of adrenaline

dopamine and serotonin in the proper

sequence then you let it react

and voila

you still don't believe me no absolutely

not

look there's only one way to find out if

i'm serious or not

yeah i mean i have to sh**t them

no no no no no i sh**t them

it's my favorite part i get oh you all

you have to do is make sure that you're

the first person he sees right after

this baby kicks in

you're not gonna hurt him though are you

i'm a professional kid all right i've

been doing this since before you were

born by about 5 000 years

so all right

let's do it

brandon brendan no

brendan please don't die

what are you doing brendan i passed out

and you were there to catch me

yeah you're like a guardian angel

my very own angel

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wait do i know you from somewhere

you're in three of my classes and we've

been in homeroom together since sixth

grade so

no guess not i'm maggie

brendan wow maggie

hi

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hey i know this a little fast but uh

do you want to go get waffles with me

wow brendan these are beautiful but

it's not even valentine's day yet i know

that your valentine's bouquet is gonna

be way nicer

well shouldn't have

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let's take some pictures for a profile i

already changed my status

say cheese

say cheese cheese

wow we look great together

erase that one why i look hideous don't

be silly

you're beautiful

how'd i never see you before i

don't know what's wrong

oh brandon

come on we're gonna be late you're my

romeo remember oh yeah

theater class or scene partners

but soft what light through yonder

window breaks

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i'll meet you back here after fifth okay

it is the east and juliet is the sun

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my lips two blushing pilgrims ready

stand to smooth that rough touch

with a gentle kiss good pilgrim

you do wrong your hand too much way too

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much

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can you hear me cupid cupid

you call what is with you what do you

want maggie

i'm a little busy right now you know

you're not my only client

i think the shot is wearing off brendan

is scene partners with another girl

and no not scene partners

don't worry about who he's playing romeo

with in some old play

he is yours here now sister he was given

the standard dosage it was a direct hit

and he chose you now he can actually

choose you because but you know you

should have a little more faith in

yourself but i don't

can't you just sh**t him again please

valentine's day is tomorrow he needs to

be mine listen

kid just sh**t him again he needs more

you humans are all alike you know that

you're never satisfied with what you

have

you always want more more more love more

control

do you have any idea how much

destruction i have seen

huh all caused by jealousy and greed

okay i'm sorry i just you know what

forget it

i'm bound by ancient law to do what you

say maggie

just remember you have been warned

okay thanks oh don't thank me yet

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please wake up

i missed you

so much brendan

brendan i can't breathe

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there she is i have something for you

cuddle bear

here in class i told you your

valentine's bouquet was going to be

el burrito supremo did i lie

no oh oh no

don't they're freshly picked

here let me um

is love a tender thing it is too rough

too rude to voice stress and it pricks

like a thorn brendan brendan

maggie to your seats not yet i'm not

done

chocolates

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i got you the cutest furtiest thing in

the pet shop i love bug for my love book

brendan flush it to the principal's

office right now come on

stay calm i don't care what they do to

me it won't change the simple fact

that i love you maggie okay okay come on

i love you

i love you i love you

am i ever happy to see you valentine

whoa what happened your love bug bit me

oh man sorry i figured everyone always

gets a stuffed animal on valentine's day

and i wanted to get a real one i should

have got him defended

my bad hey maggie come on

don't be that way why are you acting

this way let go of me

brendan i need to tell you something

in order for you to fall in love with me

i did something terrible

terrible you

how you were given a hyper dose of

chemicals that

made you fall in love with me

i'm magpie you're so funny and you're so

beautiful

that day you fell down in the courtyard

do you remember do i remember the day we

met

this is what hit you in the shoulder

this is what knocked you out

you shot me with a a lawn dirt thing

no cupid shot you

because i asked him to stupid as in

cupid

yeah he's real like in pictures only not

he's a god

an ancient god you had me shot up with a

love potion by an ancient god

yes and i am so sorry

i can't stay angry at you i love you meg

no you don't

of course i do no it's it's not real and

it's gone too far we need to put an

end to this

an end yeah

you're breaking up with me i just

don't want anybody to get hurt ever

anymore

okay you don't love me

you did this to me you you make me love

you and

you don't even love me no it's not like

that then deem life

maggie come back

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stop running from me maggie

it's me your boyfriend

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please help me

you have to undo this undo it this is

what you wanted

maggie where are you smoochie-poo

it isn't first you want love then that's

not enough now it's too much

i will not be ignored

yes it's too much she's going to k*ll me

all right all right what do you want now

nothing

i don't want anything i just want to be

left alone please make this stop

all of it are you sure about that yes

there you are my little twiglet

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stop running from me maggie i love you

what have you done everything you asked

you want to be alone you got it

protons have a positive charge and

electrons have a negative charge

because you want to be alone subtract

each other

protons and electrons

are attracted together stupid each

proton counts as

positive and each electron ms stevenson

may i use the restroom okay

stupid stupid where are you

i didn't want this cupid

i don't want to be alone

whoa hi are you okay oh stuart

thank you so much for asking you have no

idea how good it is to talk to someone

wow you know my name i didn't even think

you knew i existed of course i know your

name

stewart it is stewart isn't it

kitty i'm kidding it's stewart yeah wow

i was always hoping you'd talk to me

after all we've been in the same school

since the fourth grade

and of course chemistry now i always saw

you but you never saw me

once you fell for brendan you didn't see

anybody butt him

how is he he's healing but we're

finished

it's for the best ah don't worry i'm

sure you'll find love again

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real soon

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no

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hi

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