03x09 - Poof De Fromage

[bunniefuu]

better be ready before dad gets home

zhang-ui

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and don't just move the trash around

throw it away

if i knew a foreign exchange student

would finally get you to clean your room

i would have gotten one years ago you

think sean louis will become my best

friend

do people even have best friends in

france am i saying his name right

jean louis don't overwhelm him bobby he

might experience some culture shock

are we headed cheese puffs these are my

favorite

no the chunky cheddar cheesiest the

kitchen is fully stocked

okay that's him

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oh is that a french handshake we

you know jean-louise i've been to france

a few times but i can't

quite place that accent what part are

you from

is the best path this

is so cool you gotta teach me some of

your awesome french customs huh bobby

why don't you give them a tour okay hey

joe

come on can i call you john no

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this will be our room

you can take top bunk where should i

take it

i mean sleep in it

oh not now i mean i can show you the

rest of the house

is that you he's with me that sound

what sound

you good

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not now

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oh there you are everything okay is your

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case

hungry what are you doing

is it cracks into his wall why

the french despised was with cracks

most americans got the liberty bell so i

guess we're all right with some cracks

hey you want to go to the game room i i

bet it's way more fun in there and um

i'm pretty sure the walls are crack free

come on

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i have almost every video game ever

dead things video games about your brain

but what if i want to become a fighter

pilot

then it's brain training right this

place is a total mom-free zone

come on belch with me

come on try

oh nice one how many exits and entry

points are there in the house

i never really uh counted but do you

mean doors or windows too

what i don't want to be in this room

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this isn't your four-star french cuisine

but it's good wholesome food

mom's food rocks i like it

dig in

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care for some butter or sour cream with

that john louie

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no i am uh

that was this one

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i would sleep now are you sure you

didn't eat anything

but what they did not eat was superb

messy

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hey sean louie

you're gonna sleep in your shoes

do not do it

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foreign

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sit sit

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sit sit

is it

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my worst fears have been confirmed i

found evidence of the pdf

at the moment i'm trying to determine

how serious the infestation is if

infestation is complete

sincerely earth is doomed

if i'm about to pdf we must begin

invasion right away the outlings seem to

be of

inferior intelligence they will fall in

line

begin invasion protocol but only define

a stage and wait until you'll receive my

goal

this is officially saying their death is

our life

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this is your spying on me yes you're not

from france are you

mom

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if i have to hurt you i will but this is

not my intention

i'm going to let go of your lips so try

to make any loud sounds with them but

something unfortunate will happen to you

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i know what you're doing you're

discovering our weaknesses so your alien

race can use them against us later

it is true that you have many weaknesses

but our intentions are peaceful

my people need your help you're planning

an invasion

i won't help you conquer my planet you

are a fan of sports yes

uh yeah but we are on the defensive not

too offensive

we are invading to protect your planet

from the evil aliens

you called us inferior doggies are

unfair to humans but they are still

friends yes

we will be your best friends and you

will be like our little doggies

but i don't want to be anyone's doggy

being doggy is better than being dead

yes is that john louie

uh i am draining the fluids for my fluid

deck

taking a pee i am

taking zippies all right

i come from many light years away yeah

what's your home planet called

it is not the word in your language

my own planet has been overrun by a

malevolent alien species

in my tongue they're called stick to

english

i don't know how you say in english but

in french

they are called the pdf they destroyed

most of my own planet

i came their a*s as a scout along with

many other scouts

so you guys are sort of like e.t

what is this it's a movie

i have no time for cinema i came here as

a scout to see if my species could uh

how do you say find it home that's what

you do want

you sure you haven't seen it stop was

this eating nonsense

from my spaceship i detected a high

level of pdf activity in the area oh you

have a spaceship

that is unimportant i impersonated the

french foreign exchange student who is

coming here

and i'm printing his vocal patterns so

what happened to the real sean louie

that is also unimportant according to my

calculations

there is an entry point nearby an

interdimensional worm

but the hole is open the pdf have

already begun to arrive

you're seeing the wormholes in my house

maybe

nearby no way they're aliens here i'd

have seen them these aliens are clever

and you are not the pdf have assumed

their form that was swiftly destroys the

entire human race how do you know that

they won't destroy us

i know they are evil i am telepathic

you can move things with your mind not

telekinetic

you stupid human telepathic i can hear

the thoughts

all right prove it

i don't believe you you don't believe me

fake

i am not a big fake think of something

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blurry blar can't guess me winner winner

chicken dinner

bloody blah can't guess me when i win

our chicken dinner oh

i wonder if he heard me thinking about

how cute kelly robinson is you've

thought about this kelly robinson seven

times since i met you

i can't help it she's really cute

does he know i just farted yes

i was silent it doesn't matter i your

default foot

and then i smell the fat smell i can't

wait to tell my friends at school

all about you there will be a school for

you to go to if we don't stop the pdf

okay so now what

what is this stuff this is uh pdf

droppings

alien poop gross yes

this as you say poop is nearly

everywhere on this room

this is proof the pdf have landed what

does it look like

they've taken on a deadly form that is

no bigger than your thumb

they will surround you and overcome you

they will let onto your body

and consume your energy like little

sauce sucking leeches

how do we protect ourselves we must

create a safe house

we must seal up every entrance and exit

every crack and crevice

this is as you'd say the plan yes we

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i think we're good in here it is not

perfect

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it is them we are too late they're

inside

where i don't see them they were hiding

in plain sight

they put them from us

wait you're telling me that the aliens

are are cheese puffs

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are you working with them um these

are just cheese puffs

see

perhaps this is just a regular cheese

poof but that is what makes them so

sinister

they can take this banal appearance so

that they cannot be detected

you're punking me right they do say from

us oh

look you are crazy you are totally nuts

the next one

is the one living with such dangerous

beasts they will k*ll us bobby

they will k*ll us all i can't believe i

believed you before

oh you think this is funny you will not

laugh when they put their homage consume

your family

did you hear that uh no i didn't hear

anything because

they can't make any noise because

they're a snack

product

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what are you doing we have to k*ll them

we have to k*ll some more poopy

grab you some proofs rather than

you have to k*ll them excuse me boys

go they're getting away bobby

exhibits i'll make you talk this is

commander

what's your plans oh

tough guy huh take that it is no use

bobby

they have been trained to resist t*rture

they will not talk to us

just k*ll them all

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john curran what on earth have you done

to my kitchen

it is almost on the way

living room now both of you

i had such high hopes for a real

intercultural experience here

but you've ruined it both of you sean

louise nuts mom

he said he's not from france he said he

came here to save us from evil aliens

that come from an evil planet

i believed him at first but then he said

the aliens were cheese puffs

cheese puffs that's what i knew he was

crazy it is an interplanetary crisis

monsieur uh-huh

bobby you should have come to us right

away when you realize that john louis

had a

problem do you know how long it's going

to take you to scrub all of that cheese

puff dust from in between the kitchen

tiles

but mom dad john louise the one who said

we needed to destroy the aliens

stop blaming jean-louise wait me dammit

do not be mad at bobby your son is very

brave he is fought guarantly

but now you are not safe here oh right

that's enough i don't want to hear

another word about aliens but they will

destroy your planet look if you're gonna

fill my son's head with these ridiculous

stories then this exchange thing

it's not working out get your bags

i'll bring the car around

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guys what is with all the tape this seal

is the only thing protecting us

oh wins it all we are doomed

into some kind of a joke

feelings just like your living warrants

it is too late we are surrounded

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you're in my socks

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