03x01 & 03x02 - Grampires (Part 1 & 2)

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the following program is rated tvpg some scenes may be too scary for children under seven we suggest watching together

as a family

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are you okay Grandpa

cool boy [Music]

it can escape the clutches of time

had that nightmare again it's more like a day mayor it won't be night for an hour

way to help me navigate we're lost fine with me I'm not in the mood to hang out with old people anyway

you know it's not too late to turn around can't wait there's a grandpa next weekend instead you heard mom Grandpa's

depressed the surprise visit will totally cheer him up and we haven't seen him since we moved into that Senior

Community Place yeah I know Kristen Sunset Estates let's see where it went

wrong I just don't get how they can be so happy when they're so old maybe it's because they know they're not long for

this Mortal coil and want to enjoy it while it lasts I think your mortal coil has completely unrattled rapper won't be

around forever you'd spend time with them now while we still can why are you so obsessed with death

you're the one having more midday Mares

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thank you hello

anybody there we're here to visit Walter Montgomery

hello [Music]

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where is everybody like a ghost town in here you know this is what the world will be

if there's ever an apocalypse empty Baron utterly hopeless

you're so abnormal and you're totally boring I win

oh well I guess he's not home let's go mom gave me her spare key

Grandpa

it smells weird let's get some light in here

um where's the light switch

that's strange shut

do you think Grandpa became so crazy shouldn't who thinks microorganisms are going to

like seep through the cracks

someone's in the bedroom

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Grandpa what's wrong with him

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[Music] is cold do you think he's dead shut up don't say

that [Music] I have no reception

it's dead stop saying that word [Music]

why are you here we came to surprise you and then we thought you were dead nope we're still chickens

thank you

so uh Grandpa do you like living here it works for me

what happened to my windmill did you do that yeah what's with glowing your shutters closed

the sun bothers my old eyes you could use some sun and to be honest we're looking a little on the pale side oh

no more pale than you are I want to stay

wrinkle free but you've already missed that boat and you need the vitamin D oh I've never

felt healthier I promise like

she's so quiet how are you I'm fine

Let's Take a Walk Grandpa you need some exercise get your endorphins going

actually I think you two should go home before it

gets too late Sunset States has no place for kids

oh wait we just got here and you're old but you were not dead so I won't let you act like you are

moving or lose it we're walking get up [Music]

let's make it a quick walk I'm fine with that [Music]

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thank you let's pick up the pace it's a spirit

walk like your life depends on it Go grabs what have we here

hello Troy lettuce you might try letting up on that person

of yours Gladys what's wrong Walt you know like my signature scent it's called

sangbang Secrets who are your friends they look so sweet and fresh so I

grandchildren [Music] um are you guys friends with our grandpa

of course we are sugar we're all friends here at Sunset Estates we're just about to grab a bite to eat

care to join us we'd love to have you for dinner I think we should get going

family bonding oh well at least say you'll bring them to bingo tonight it'll be family fun for everyone I think we'll

pass

[Music] Joy of children should be shared wall

[Music] are all your neighbors so old

Retirement Community the old is one of the prerequisites

did you hate aging offense

well you've got a package oh

Meals by mail dinner on your doorstep wow you look alive what kind of food is

that you wouldn't like it you're too cool inside I'm gonna put this away because I'll be just a minute

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all right walks over can we go home now why is he

taking his meal to the garage I don't know he's probably got a freezer in there or something there's a freezer in the kitchen

I don't think we should leave him by himself something's weird everything about this place is weird

I just want to go home what was that I'm gonna make sure he's

okay

thank you Grandpa are you okay I'm fine go back inside

is that a rat

is that

we are a vampire

Vampires

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Kristen what's taking you so long come on Christine I'm hungry

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sorry about that never interrupted a bad plan in the

middle of his field so um are you a k*ller no

I only feed on rodents red blood doesn't take his foot is human blood but if you don't want to hurt

people there's nothing else to eat yeah Christian was teaching you so long

so long oh it's you guys that's no way to say hello to new friends young man didn't

your parents ever teach you Madness sorry it's uh good to see you we never got your name dear Mike aren't you gonna

invite us in Mike I thought you both were on your way to dinner

we were at that's right but we uh but we realized we were out of sugar and how

can I make my famous Dutch apple cobbler without any sugar she can't she simply can't can we come

in and borrow some hold on

see if my grandpa has any one [Music]

so uh how did you uh get this way

you're not running away screaming aren't you afraid of me

hello it's a long story I should tell you and your brother at the same time so I don't have to repeat myself

you really not afraid actually it's kind of awesome you're a

vampire you're like my grandpire a great fire

Ah that's cute I like that thanks I have a feeling

your brother isn't going to be so cool about it you're right he is totally gonna poop his pants when

he finds out hilarious we don't have any sugar

I guess my grandfather isn't much of a cook IE did you look in all the cupboards perhaps we should look for ourselves yes

send it as any moncture

I looked everywhere there's really no sugar sorry maybe the other neighbors can help you

okay good luck [Music]

I don't want to see any of my Fang's house give me a few minutes to clean up before we tell them okay sure thing Christian

oh Mike what's up what do you need can we go home now uh we're staying the

night you need to get over your fear of Grandpa I'm not afraid of Grandpa oh you will be and you're gonna need to get

over it you're not making any sense and I'm starving and there's nothing to eat in this entire house that's not exactly

true what's that supposed to mean nothing um just take Mom's credit card go to the

market down the street get some frozen pizza or something let's go I so hate you right now

okay finish up when we can tell Mike together we don't have to worry about him for a few more minutes

I feel how great [Music]

hello is someone there

I'm glad he didn't let us into the house

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Sunset Estates

hey Mike we need to talk he must not be back yet

back from where he said he was really hungry so I told him to get some food from that little market down the street

oh my God that's not good he's not the only one who's

really hungry out there oh geez you mean

I'm not the only vampire at Sunset Estates

get your coat sorry hurry come on

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you know we got a strict nine mile per hour speed limit here in Sunset Estates oh look how old I really don't have time

for this what are you talking about Walt you're good all the time in the world don't just mail me that ticket

you know the rules Montgomery although I might be willing to make an exception if you're willing to share

your little takeout meal here this is my granddaughter she's not on

the menu got it I catch you speeding again I won't be so lenient next time

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oh

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wow old people must really like to clean

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Market you guys are less than super don't you have any food why don't you try today's taster

we're having a special two pints for the price of one [Music]

it smells like my gym class no thanks

delicious my dear

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know that camping

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wouldn't k*ll you to use one once in a while young man we vampires know the

importance of dental hygiene [Music]

come on please someone help me

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Grampires

the following program is rated TV PG some scenes may be too scary for children under seven we suggest watching

together as a family previously on The Haunting Hour

we're here to visit Walter Montgomery can't we just wrapping next weekend instead surprise visit will totally

cheer him up do you think he's dead Grandpa

States there's no place for kids what are we here oh sorry lettuce who are

your friends they look so sweet and fresh so my grandchildren I think we

should leave them by himself something's weird a vampire

don't scream I don't want to hurt you actually it's kind of awesome you're a vampire you're

like my grandpar I'm not the only family Vamp at Sunset Estates but you can

invite us in Mike

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thank you stay here I'm excited I gotta save your brother

Just Cause I'm a girl you think I can't help out

nobody brings my grandson tough chicks don't stay hidden in the

shadows behind some dumpster you'd be wise to stay in

you'd all look tough I'd say you look rather moist and

k*ll it you want a piece of me

I'm not going down without a fight [Music] be a barrel of fun

I just love to play with my food [Music]

all right whoa

who's next you're a vampire too

no not just like them we'll talk about this later why no

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there's no use in running you're not gonna get out of here alive my boy

having a sale on two ply paper towels

ah [Music] I love a good two-ply

[Music] oh thank goodness you're all right no stop

I'm nowhere near all right I took care of the others you're safe how do you figure

you're a vampire you're supposed to k*ll me now

I would never k*ll you I'm your vampire

Christian made that up didn't you you don't like it I think it's sweet

you didn't save my life

I guess this is sort of cool I never had a vampire before

let's head Christian and all [Music]

Christian

I told her to wait right here and you actually expected her to listen to you dude rookie mistake it's not safe for

her to be out wandering around oh

this is bad Crystal would never leave her cell

Grandpa what

is it oh it's not Chris what could have happened to her

kind of gross Grandpa vampire's having a he just has a smile we can smell that drop of blood from miles away

like a shark actually Mike sharks don't rely on smell they respond

to an electrical impulses in the water okay back on track what did you smell

here perfume I recognize that said anywhere sanguine

Secrets gladys's signature fragrance the Bingo lady that's right legal games

tonight

oh that's not good they like to give away a special

grand prize after the final game and I'm afraid

tonight's special grand prize just might be Kristen

The Rec Center

can't we go a little faster I already got one chicken tonight I'm not gonna get another

wait why aren't we going to the rec center that's where Bingo Is Right Gladys has a cage in the back room where she holds

the beetle practice so no one gets overly zealous things before they've been won I missed chance I'm saving

Kristen is getting to a report she gets delivered to the rec center so we're going to gladys's first what are you

gonna do go in there and kick some serious 300 year old butt at this point we're still owe him a reconnaissance

mission we don't have any strong evidence yet um hello you smelled Gladys at the scene

of the crime she's an evil vampire do the math

you can't talk around accusing people without proof I need to turn alienate everyone so what

do we do we need to get invited in without raising suspicion then we look

around discreetly and see if Kristen's there if she that's when we kick serious butt okay

oh stay quiet and follow my lead

you seem worried I just hope

gladys's husband is at home I've had one encounter with him already tonight

toys in one evening time to apologize for your attitude actually I came here looking for Gladys

she's not home did she go to bingo is she you bring me a snack Walt

talkative Little Critter isn't he this is Mike he's my grandson

he's not on the menu either no one in my family

is on your menu got it well Mike I don't know where my wife is

woman has a mind of her own now what do you want could we come in whatever you have to say you can say it

from the porch I need to use the bathroom that's why we're here right yeah I won't be able to make it to Grandpa's on time can I use yours it's

an emergency fine you may come in just a boy Walt

do not give you permission to enter who followed all about him come on Mike

I really have to use the bathroom you can hold it let's go Mike

Mike I'm fine I'll be a second

if you hurt him Herald you think I'm a Savage

if you even touch one hair on his head I'll wait here for you

and a moment you step outside I'll destroy you understand so much hostility Walter

I know how much the boy means to you I won't lay a hand on him

I thought you had to go bad come on Mike get over there

thank you Gladys don't have time to chat Walt I

forgot the Bingo cards excuse me

[Music] move it or lose it I choose [Music]

right past the fastest hurry up I got lost your grandpa

thinks he can hurt me but he's a new vamp he's weak I'm 273

years old do you know what that means it means you're old enough to know how precious life is sorry food

it means I'm much stronger than your gramps please let me

let me I haven't even kissed much more life [Music]

you wouldn't dare Charlie do as he says I

said I haven't put up with being married to you for 251 years to end up a pile of dust on our porch give it the boy

Gladys is my granddaughter in there you're too

late walked Shirley has her now

friends

Bingo

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butt like you did at the market and grab Kristen it's not so easy sure he's my maker she's 800 years old why are you

stronger than those baby Vamps you encounter to the market strong like that Herald guy that's stronger

how do we know she won't k*ll me as soon as she sees me oh surely he is serious about being held as long as there's a

game going on she's preoccupied

thank you a long time no see

it's not a BYOB event but it's considerate of you we've already established that my grandson he was off

limits and why are you here to play Big law are you armed I love my steak

in the golf cart I don't believe you it Frisk me you know surely won't be happy that you're in there

my granddaughter is a special grand prize I deserve the right to win her back

fine but know this won't I'm not letting you play in there because I respect you

it's because I respect the game I understand

it'll be two dollars a card Five Card minimum

and five little boy

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all right

over here

it's that time again Bingo time with Shirley

welcome to Sunset Estates bingo let's meet tonight's prize shall we

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what year were you born please just let me know please just answer the question

oh oh what a love here trust me folks I had a small taste

before we tied her up it's a hearty red blood with a hint of Licorice and a

wonderful velvet finish let the games begin

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oh 62. oh and 14.

as soon as I get to the back distract everyone remember

so yeah oh 64. I seven two four

and look who it is my little friend I guess your Grandpa can't save you now Harold do you know how much really hates

it when her bingo game is interrupted by Bloodshed hi well then I'll take him out the back let him alone he's paid for his

cards which means he's off limits until after the game it's like we don't respect me 11.

we know

false bingo I never called n43 [Music]

oh 71. a m is taking forever oh you stopped

your convection Harold we've only got another two hours of darkness and I'm

enjoying myself let me enjoy myself fine you play my cards I'm going to get a rat

in the cafeteria about it

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33 and three three G 49 oh 69

B5 [Music] oh 73 that's 07 bingo I won I won

you won't mess up You're Gonna Save Your sister I believe in you

hide she always wins what I think

I can go is over we have a bingo Grand

Prize winner time for that drink

this is all yours [Music]

Clean Up

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I told you I was tough

very impressive I didn't think you had it in you it's uh Gladys uh that pile of dust

right there you're going to report me to the homeowners association Harold

I don't know of any other vampire communities I could move to oh don't worry I'm not going to have you kicked

out of sunset Estates didn't realize how liberated I would feel without Gladys no

more of these horrible Bingo nights now

clean up your mess

don't miss any I'll be fine by the cleanliness

committee if I don't make this place spotless Grandpa I'll admit I wasn't looking

forward to coming to see you but I'm glad we did that is fine

I'm glad you did too oh I love you not like we can leave here anyway we're

stuck here until the sun goes down but couldn't we get out of here before the

other Vamps wake up uh not unless you want Grandpa to burst into flames on the spot oh yeah sorry Grandpa kind of

forgot you were a vampire too don't worry about it just give us more time to make this

place

tonight's a full moon so

werewolves hate a messy restaurant

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thank you

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