06x12 - Caved by the Bell

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- Last time on Total
Drama Island...

Players learned more
about local wildlife.

Friends became frenemies

when Emma found out
Bowie voted off her BF.

But just when Bowie thought
his goose was cooked,

it was Emma who
was eliminated.

Wanna find out who got rabies?
Let's do it.

Right here, right now,
on Total... Drama... island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

[snoring]

- Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

- What... What are you wearing?

- We're in the Final Four,
baby!

That makes us...
the Super Alliance!

Yeah! Wa-ha! Wah!

- Okay, okay. I'm up. I'm up.

- Let's make you a costume!

- Oh. One for me too? Umm...

- Well, yeah, you're part of
the Super Alliance.

Oh! Would you rather be robots?!

Blop! Boop! Beep!

I'll go find
some cardboard boxes!

- No, no. Let's go
with the Super Alliance.

- Yay!

We're the last alliance
on the island!

- Which means Bowie and Julia

are both going to try
to convince us to vote
the other one off.

[both]: The nerds have
the power!

- Right now, the nerds probably
think they have the power.

I wonder if they'd be
as confident

if Millie's book
made it into the mix.

Lot of emotional
hand grenades in here.

Sure hope their friendship
can survive!

- What are you two
supposed to be?

[both]: The Super Alliance.

- Okay. Hey.

Let's agree to vote Bowie off.

- Why would we do that?
- Um... All-girl finale!

Think of the social media reach.

The market penetration
on this would be dec--

- Thank you for
your application.

We'll let you know.
- Listen, we need--

- We'll let you know.
[scoffs]

- I don't need them!

I'll just win immunity.

- Hmm. If I go in there

and drop Millie's book on Priya,
that alliance is over.

Which helps me,
but also helps Julia.

But if I go in there and
join their alliance,

eliminate Julia, then drop
Millie's book on Priya...

[laughing]
...I can stroll right up

to that million dollars
and say, "Hi, I'm Bowie.

I'm here to take you home."

Hey!

Love the costumes. Serving
superhero realness.

- You're here to suggest we work
together and eliminate Julia.

- Oh! Is mind reading
one of your powers?

- And why should we
work with you?

- In four words:
I. Am. Not. Julia.

I had to use my thumb,
but it worked.

- That's actually a pretty
good answer.

- Not Julia.

- You sure like takin' notes,
don't you, Millie?

To be clear, I'm not suggesting
we work together.

- You... aren't?
- No.

I'm suggesting
I partner with Julia,

and then throw the challenge.

If we lose, one of you
is guaranteed to win immunity.

- And in return for that,

we agree to vote off
Julia and not you?

- Isn't that what you want too?
Julia's won more challenges

than any of us
and she's proven she'll do
anything to win.

- But it means we'd face you
in the finale.

- True, but unlike Julia,
I fight fair.

Hmm! Totally don't.

- The Super Alliance agrees
to your terms.

- Do you want
a superhero costume?

- I do not.
- Your loss.

All the cool kids
are wearing them right now.

- What're you doing?
- Tryin'a fix a wedgie.

- You understand
that once Julia's gone,

it's back to us against you.

- I know, I know...
[sighing]

I'll be outnumbered
in the finale.

Unless their friendship
somehow gets ruined

before the finale
with what Millie wrote.

So, is it gonna be me against
the three of you butt knuckles?

- No. Ugh. They told me
I could only join them

if I wore one of those
ridiculous costumes!

And that is not happening.

[sighing]
Maybe we should consider...

[laughing]
- Wait, wait.

Now you're gonna beg me
to team up?!

Why would I?

- Because those two
are a real team now!

And worse, they believe
they can win!

That makes them dangerous.

- Pfft. I'll take my chances.

After all, I tend to win
immunity... like, a lot?

Bye!

- Ah. You're right!

They definitely see you
as the bigger threat.

Good luck in the vote!
- Wait!

Maybe your idea isn't
completely idiotic.

I mean, we have a better shot

in the challenge
if we work together.

- I agree.

That was easier than taking a
ring light from an influencer.

- Okay, campers.

Today's challenge is:
The Cave of Horrors!

- Campers must navigate
the maze of tunnels

snaking through
Total Drama Mountain

and collect TDI Tokens in
the backpacks we provided you.

- These little babies
will be hidden everywhere
inside the mountain.

The camper who makes it out with
the most tokens wins immunity.

- I don't care if we have to
spend all week in those caves.

- Speaking of spending
a week in a cave...

- Side note: You do not want
to stay in one place

very long in there.

- You gotta warn 'em.
If you don't, I will!

[sighing]
- This is barely

worth mentioning, but Chef
seems to be under the impression

that there's some sort
of giant monster in there.

- It was real!
And big!

And it was eating tokens
faster than I could hide 'em!

- Fine. There's a "monster"
in the cave.

It eats tokens and children.
No one will survive.

But more importantly...
[horn sounding]

It's challenge time!
Head on in!

- Wait. What happens if we all
refuse to do this challenge?

- Yeah, I really don't want
to get eaten and die
in this outfit.

- Well you'd still have to go
all the way through the caves

to reach the other exit,
because this one...

is closed!
[beeps]

[expl*si*n]
[screaming]

And go!

[coughing]

- Where are Priya
and the other one?

Did they get buried?

Oh, that means
I'm in the finals!

I'm in the finals!
Yeah, I'm in the finals!

Woo, I'm in the finals!
[clears throat]

- Were you seriously just
celebrating us getting crushed?

- Uhg... what? No!

I was.
- You totally were.

- But you were thinking it!
- Maybe a little bit.

- Come on! Let's go.

[coughing]

- Wait, I inhaled
too much rubble dust.

[coughing]
Maybe you can rub my back?

[groaning]
- Come on. Come on.

- Ouch.
- Come on!

- Operation "Slow Julia down"
commenced.

- Oh good... toxic waste.

Careful, follow me.

- Oh hi. Welcome to the toxic
sludge room.

Careful, that green stuff
can melt a car,

so... probably not great
for your skin.

Good luck!
- Oh wait.

Is that why you
borrowed my car?!

My insurance won't cover...

- We better get outta here.

- We can't pass up
that many tokens.

- Uh, yeah, we can.
- I'll grab 'em!

- This thing is really up
in there.

[grunting]
- Tokens coming at you!

- Hang on. Ow! Wait!

Ow!

Whoops!

Priya. Oh crud.

Uh, my bad!

These gloves are...

Ow. Yes, I got one!

- You got one?!

- I'm experiencing
serious hungry bum here!

- Girls?! Please!
You're running out of time!

Do you see a green four-door
sedan in there?

- Come on!
We gotta go!

- Ugh. I am 100% asking
production to reimburse me
for these shoes.

- Why're there so many bones?

- Bones?!
- Shh!

If there are this many bones,
something must have...

[gasping]

[muffled screaming]

- Shh. Hey. Stay quiet.

You're in the... bat cave!

[screeching]

[screaming]

- Keep distracting the bats.
I'll get the tokens!

- Forget the tokens. Run!

- I've already got
the tokens, let's go!

[screaming]

- Julia didn't even
break a sweat!

Throwing this challenge is
going to be harder than thought.

[screaming]

- Awesome. It's a waterslide
and a bunch more tokens!

This'll be fun!
- Whoa, are you sure?

We can't even see
where the slide ends.

- It ends with us getting
all these tokens and winning
the challenge.

Right?
- Right.

- You ready?
- One sec.

[grunting]

Let's do this!

[screaming]

Oh!

- Did you catch any of them?

[screaming]

You okay?

- I think my wedgy
went supernova!

- We can still make this work.

We just have to lower ourselves
down there

and gather up all those tokens.

- Is... is something moving
down there?

- Right so...
maybe scratch that?

- Those bats better be
the "monster" Chef was
talking about.

[screaming]

- Whoa! Look at that.

- No thank you.
I can't even win this.
Let's keep moving!

- I am not leaving these tokens
for Millie and Priya to find.

- One time, I saw a spider in
the basement of our house.

I ran upstairs screaming
and haven't been back
down there in four years.

And that's where
my bedroom is. Ugh.

But I have to slow Julia down
or this plan falls apart.

Wait!

Don't you know anything
about spiders?

You move a strand of this web
and it'll alert the obviously

huge beast that made it.
- So what do you suggest?

- We need to move very,
very slowly.

Like those hot cat burglars

who do yoga poses to avoid laser
grids in the movies.

Plus, it'll give me a chance
to show off how hot I look
in these pants.

- Impressive...
But couldn't we just...

- Ah!
- Those yoga poses

are really paying off.

- What are you...

Oh. Come on!

- Bowie, stop struggling.

Remember, any movement
could alert the...

Oh. There she is.

[hissing]

[screaming]

Aww, I think she likes you.

[screaming]

Plot twist. I don't really
care if Bowie gets eaten.

As long as I beat
the nerds, I'm safe.

- What has eight legs and is the
worst thing on this planet?

Four Julias.

- Now that was teamwork!

I never would've got all these
tokens without your help.

But I think I'll go it
alone from here.

- Wait! My vote!

If Priya and Millie win this
thing, you still need my vote!

[groaning]

- Slow me down again,
I'll leave you behind.

[hissing]

I am unbeatable.

The money is already mine,

so all day I've been saying
my three favorite words.

Add. To. Cart.

- Thanks for saving me
back there.

- It wasn't personal,
I need your vote.

- At least let me carry
this bag of tokens

as a thank you...
- It's cool. I've got them.

- Crud.

Would you really have let
that spider eat me?

- I don't know. Probably.
We're the villains.

We were created
by nature for balance.

[groaning]

Way to get in my way!

Oh don't forget this!

Oh, this feels light!

Did you two forget that the
challenge is to take the tokens?

[laughing]
- Hey!

Give us back our token!

- Token? Singular?

I almost got eaten by a spider
and this is all you've got!?

- Hey! This isn't just on us.

Why aren't you making sure
you and Julia lose?

- I've been trying!

She's gone full
Crypt Raider in here.

Go find tokens.

Now!

Julia! Wait up!

- If we lose this challenge,
it's gonna be all my fault.

- Listen to me.
We are not gonna lose.

We're the Super Alliance.

- Oh yeah!
- Not "Oh yeah".

Heck yeah!
Now come on!

Time to find some tokens
and kick some butt!

[whimpering]
- Don't mention butt.

[gasps]
- The exit!

We made it!
[sighing]

- Yes! Let me out of this
nightmare factory.

- What's that?

Hey! There's tokens down there!

- I'll be outside.

- Whoa. Chef's monster
is for reals?

Uh, Yeah...
I think have enough tokens.

- Oh no! We're at the exit
already?

- Yep.
- Looks like one of you

is going home.

But because I'm a nice person...

There's some tokens
in this pond.

Not enough to win,

but enough to lose
a little less embarrassingly.

- Why aren't you going
after 'em?

- And get my hair wet right
before my victory selfie?

Not a chance.

See ya at the
elimination ceremony.

- I'm so sorry.

If it weren't for me we'd
have way more tokens.

Let me at least get these ones.

Who knows, maybe there's more
than we think down there!

- Don't.
It looks dangerous.

And there aren't
enough tokens down there

to change things anyway,
so there's no--

- Please. I need to do this.

When Julia wins immunity,
Bowie will vote with her,

and they're gonna vote you off,
not me,

because you're actually good
at all this stuff!

- She's right.

I'm done. Ugh.

Maybe getting those tokens will
boost Millie's confidence enough

to get her through the next
challenge without me.

Ugh. That's not going
to happen either.

Poor Millie.
You got this, Millie.

Go get those tokens.

- You got it, BFF.

Hey, there's a lot
of tokens here!

- Whoa! Millie!

Swim! Swim! Swim!
[screaming]

Millie!

- 285, 286.

- Wow. 286!

That's quite a haul.

And zero for Bowie.

You must be very...
- Shh.

- The winner is shopping.

- You know you haven't won
anything yet, right?

- Bowie and are voting off
Priya tonight,

Millie will instantly
crumble without her,

and I've already beaten Bowie
more times than I can count.

[phone chiming]
[gasping]

White kitten
heel booties. Yes, I will.

- Yeah, I guess Priya's
going home

and I'll need to find a way
to beat Julia in the finale.

This is not how I wanted
this to play out.

[screaming]

- Priya! He got you too?!

- Well, I wasn't gonna let
some silly fish monster

split up the Super Alliance!

- Look what I found!
[gasping]

- Look at all those tokens!

This challenge is ours!

- If we ever get out of here.

- I can get us out of here!

- How?

- One summer,
my parents brought me

to Aqua Ocean Park every day

and made me escape
from inside a whale.

- See? Not even writing it down.

I'm officially done
judging people.

But that is weird, right?

- Ready?
- Ready! I think.

- Sit tight. I'll have you
outta here in a jiffy!

[growling]

- How much longer
are we gonna wait for
these losers to show up?

- Ugh, well, I guess the monster
did eat some of the contestants.

- Thank you very much.

- And the winner
of immunity is...

[rumbling]

Hold up.
- What is that?

- This is your... monster!

- Okay.
But do you have any tokens?

[grunting]

- Priya wins immunity!

- Yes!

- No!

- Well, I set out not to win
the challenge, and we didn't.

Yes.

I kind of wish I was wearing
one of those costumes now.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

[exclaiming]

- Tonight's elimination ceremony
will be a little different

because someone left
the bag of marshmallows

in the sun and they melted
into one big clump.

- I made a mistake.

A delicious mistake.

- So, Priya had immunity.
Let's read the votes.

Julia. Julia.

Next vote: "Millie the nerd".

And there's a drawing
of Millie's stinky butt.

Nice touch.
- Thank you.

- That's two votes for Julia
and one for Millie.

Now, in the event of a tie,

the camper who makes it
to the finale

and plays for one million
dollars will be...

the camper with the most
previous immunity wins.

[both]: What?!
- Yes!

Woo-hoo!
[laughing]

I was hoping for a fight to
the death, but this works too.

- Without further ado, the final
vote is for...

Julia?

- What?! No!
You read it wrong!

It's a tie!

Bowie and agreed to vote for...
[gasping]

You!

- Me!

Like you said,
we're the villains.

- I am gonna find you,
and I am going to--

- Julia! Dock of Shame.
Let's go.

[groaning]

- If a double crosser
can't trust a double crosser,
who can they trust?

Huh? The answer is no one.

And I forgot that.

Now if you'll excuse me,
I have some orders to cancel!

Ah! Hey!

[screaming]

This is my last phone. Chris!

- Oh. I'm gonna miss her.

But don't you miss
the big finale,

next time,
on Total Drama Island!

- Woo! I can't believe
we did it.

We're in the finale together!

Yay!

- Aww. This must be
from my parents.

Thought you might wanna
see what your "bestie"
really thinks of you.

- So what happens after
we get rid of Bowie?

I mean, are you gonna
go easy on me?

[laughing]

I'm not counting on us
splitting the money, I mean,
unless you wanna.

But I know that you have plans
for med school and...

Huh! Is that my notebook?!

- This is what you were writing
this whole time?

Horrible stuff about me?!
About my family?!

- Please, please let me explain.

I... When-when-when
I first got...

Before I knew the...
- I've carried you

through every single challenge!

And this is what you of me?!

You are going down.

- Oh my, did I do that?

Yes I did!

I'm going to be a millionaire!