06x03 - Drown Town Abbey

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[Chris]: Last time,
on Total Drama Island...

Our teams faced off
in cabbage battle at sea.

Emma spent her time aiming
for Chase instead of his ship,

and hit lots of people
she wasn't aiming for.

Ship Captain Wayne realized
taking out the opposing players

before their ship,
was great strategy,

and it led them to victory.

Oh and Zee's leg
was ripped off by a shark.

Turns out it was
a prosthetic leg.

Surprise!

Axel became our second camper
to be voted off.

Guess that's what happens
when you try to force people

to eat roasted squirrel.

Who's getting roasted today?

Don't know, but it's time
to find out, here on Total...

Drama!

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

- The scene in
"Fight or Flight Attendant"

when you kick the guy off
the plane mid-flight was sick!

- I said trays
in the upright position!

No parachute for you,
learn to fly.

[screaming]

That one was fun to sh**t.

They actually let me
fly that plane.

- No way!

- Your best move was
in "Werewolf Band Camp"

when you slayed that monster
with your silver flute.

[growling]

- You play mean flute!

- Yeah. People say I'm great
at everything.

- Um...
- Oh hey!

Don't mind me. Just training.
Always training.

- Wow.
You're really into this.

I guess winning Total Drama is
your ultimate dream, huh?

- Not mine, no.

It's my parents dream.

But if I win, they might let me
go to med school.

- Let you?

Who's parents wouldn't want
their kid to go to med school?

- Mine.

[grunting]
They want me to win here.

And then do the whole
reality TV circuit.

- That is their dream for you?
Seriously?

- Yep. They feel med school
would just get in the way.

What're you writing?

[gasps]
Oh!

Is it a book about
your experience of being
on Total Drama Island?

- Um, yeah.
You could say that.

Priya wants to go
to med school,

so she has some direction
in life.

But her parents sound little...

Yeah. I'm putting them
in my book.

- And that is how I lost
my leg.

So, uh, never bungee jump from
a helicopter into piranha pit.

Lesson learned, yo.

- That story is epic!

- Why on earth would you
do that?

Even if you ignore
the piranhas,

which is a sentence
I never thought I'd say,

bungee jumping is never safe.

How many times have you gone
to put an elastic

around half-eaten bag of chips
and it just snaps?!

- Never. Who eats half a bag
of chips dude?

I've never even been
in a helicopter.

Pretty cool story though,
huh?

- If Chris thinks
his challenges are t*rture,

he should try this breakfast.

- Meh, I've eaten worse.

I once swallowed three teeth.
Heh.

Two of them weren't even mine.

[laughing]
- Okay. Explain.

- Regionals.
Total gong show.

Me and some goon crossed
each other in the mouth and
there was--

Oh. Sorry.
That-that was an accident.

Let me um...

Oh! That uh... Hang on.

I'll just...
Okay, not great but--

- It's fine. I'm fine.
Thank you.

- Well, yeah, you're welcome.

- Alright boys, let's dump
these carb loads into our faces

before challenge time.

- Nope.
I'm tappin' out.

- For serious?!
Can I eat yours too?

- Your funeral.

- Score!
- See ya later, Bowie.

- Bet I can finish two bowls
before you finish one, Rajie.

- Oh, you're on.

- That's cheating!
You're cheating!

- Hey, you never called
no dumping.

- Dumping's ill*gal and
you know it!

- Then show me the rule.

- The human race
is in serious jeopardy.

But my research is going
great!

[Chris]: Campers,
it's challenge time.

Welcome to Total Drama Island's
most grueling challenge ever!

Not gonna lie.
There will be casualties.

[creepy giggle]

One person from each team
will be selected to sit out

and watch while the others
take on this sure-to-be-lethal
challenge.

[chuckles]
Nice try,

but we'll draw two names
at random.

For the Frogs of Death.
Julia.

- I am with you in spirit, team.

#CheeringForYou!

- You're lucky, I think
this one's gonna get messy.

- Oh, you'll do great.
You're so brave in the way

you don't care about your looks.
- Thank you?

- And sitting out for
the Ferocious Trout will be...

Damien.

- Yes! Woo!

Yeah, baby!
I mean, uh, good luck team.

Go team!

- Okay, let's get started.

[dramatic music]

Julia, Damien: in you go.

- Is this hyperbaric
oxygen chamber?

- No, no, it's one
of those money booths where
the wind's all...

and you gotta grab the money
as it's flying around!

Right?
- Sure.

It's whatever makes you both
stop talking and get inside.

- Hey. Why do we gotta be
locked in?!

- For those of you
not in glass booth,

this challenge will require...

helmets.
So no one gets hurt!

- Ow!
- Today's game is called

"The obstacle course of Death."

[gasping]

First you begin with classic
army-style rope wall climb.

Then you'll crawl
under the barbed wire.

- Ripper,
do not rip your pants open.

We got a lot of letters
last time.

- Probably love letters.

- Incorrect. Most were just
envelopes filled with vomit.

[laughter]

- What about the tubes?

You gonna explain
why we're locked in here?

- After the wire crawl, you'll
traverse long greased platform,

until you reach the end.

Where you'll use a rope
to swing to a branch

that holds your team's
key code number.

- Each teammate must retrieve
one number

and you'll need all six numbers
to release your teammate

from the booths that will begin
filling with water...

Now.

- Whoa. What?
- Uh, excuse me?

Chris, no,
this top is dry-clean only!

- How high is this water
gonna get?

Am I gonna have to drink it?

- Oh, I wouldn't.

- Why? Is this toilet water?!

- Where would they get toilet
water?

From the outhouse?

- First team to unlock
their teammate
from the water tank wins

and, as always, the losing
team will be eliminating

one of their own tonight.

- And don't get all sneaky
and try to eliminate

the drowned one.

- What?! Get me out of here!

- Damien! Use Pranayama
breathing

to maintain your inner calm.

- Pick your running order.

The challenge begins
when I blow the air horn.

- Okay huddle up!
Everybody grab a knee.

- Yeah, we're not doing that.

- Hey! There's no "we" in team!

- Yeah, that'd make it "tweam".

- And no one says that!

- I'll pick the order.
Raj, MK, me,

Bowie, Wayne
and then Nichelle.

- Okay, let's do this, frogs!

[all cheering]

- Okay! Starting super strong
is super important.

If we get a big lead,
the Frogs will panic and
never catch us.

- Pretty boy's right. Our order
should go strongest to weakest.

So me, pretty Boy, then Zee.

That'll give us monster lead.

Then it'll be up
to Nerd 1, Nerd 2

and Scary Girl
not to blow it for us.

- Ugh! I want Ripper
gone ASAP.

Millie feels the same way.

Who knows what Scary Girl
is thinking.

[singing]: If you're gonna hide
a body clap your hands.

If you're gonna hide
a body clap your hands.

- I'm already ankle deep.
Blow the air horn!

Blow it!
- Relax, Damien.

This isn't life or death,
for me.

Begin!

[intense music]

- Nice one, Rajie!

- Woah!
[gasps]

What was that?

- Forgot to mention it
but there are bears

living in the climbing wall.

- Hmmm. Last time you forgot
the sharks,

this time it's bears.

- I don't think I like
what you're implying,

I'm doing it on purpose.

- Woah!

[grunting]
- Ah, come on!

- Ripper, this may
come as a shock to you but...

the wire is electrified!

[electricity crackling]

- Woah!
- Keep going Bud!

- A Snow Owl never quits!

- Come on Ripper!
You got this!

- Eyes on me Ladies.
It's time for the Ripper Show.

[winces]
- Ooh!

[Chris]: The Frogs of Death have
their first number.

- Woo!
- Steady, steady...

Steady!
w!

- And there it is...
again.

- Ew!
- Ugh!

- Seen it!

[Chris]: Raj is back
and MK is off!

[growling]
- Whoa.

Okay! Ugh. Close one!

- Alright!
- I appreciate you, Raj!

Good job!

- Where's Ripper at?!
Ripper!

- Gotta catch up.

- Oof! Ouch.

- My got it. Win this
for no problem.

[Chris]: MK's taking her time
but getting it done!

- Don't be the best.
Don't be the worst.

No one gets voted off
by flying under the radar.

[Chris]: Ripper's finally
made it back!

But Team Trout has some
serious catching up to do.

[grunting]

- Emma, look. One hand.

Ah!

Ow.

- Bears are my new favourite
animal.

[Chris]: MK's back and Emma
is on the course!

Thank you, MK, I apprecia--
- Yup.

- Come on Chase! Come on!

- Check out this move!
Hee-ya!

- Wow!
- Sick!

- Nice!

- Oof!

Emma you're on my back.

- Ew, I think I sat
in something.

When I win the million dollars,
I am going to buy

an obscenely big TC and watch
myself accidentally crush Chase

over and over and over again.

[Chris]: The Frogs of Death
have their third lock undone

and only need more numbers
to release Julia.

- Wow. She is creepy calm.

- It's okay to be scared,
but never show it.

Nothing's more important than
what other people think of you.

The Daily Llama said that.

[Chris]: And Chase is
finally back.

Wow. That was an atrocious
display.

- Whoa.
Bowie's got some moves!

- Yeah. He looks great.

I mean he's doing great!
That's what I said.

- Come on, come on, come on!

Chris, if I survive this,
I'm done with this show.

Keep your million dollars.

I. Am. Leaving!

- The contract you signed
states if you leave

of your own volition
you owe us a million dollars.

- I owe them a million dollars?

I don't have a million dollars!

If I did, I wouldn't be here!

I guess my only way out
is to get myself eliminated.

Hey. Hey! It's my fault
we're losing.

[chuckling]
Vote me off. I deserve it!

- Damien's trying to take
the blame

for our crummy performance.
Mm-mm. Mad respect.

No way you'd vote off
a guy like that.

- Think like a worm.
Move like a worm.

- Nice hustle, Bowie!

- Thank you!

- Wayne, you're up!
Get moving!

- What time is it, boys?!
- It's go time!

- What time?
- Go time!

- So what are we gonna do?

[both]: Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

[screaming]

[growling]

- Ow! Is that all you got?

- Yes! When he gets back,
it's just Nichelle left to go!

We've got this made!

- Bro, sweet stand-up bathtub.

You ought to get
some bubble bath and--

- Just punch in the number!

- You got this!
Go! Go! Go!

- I am going.

- Okay, well,...
Go more!

[Chris]: And Wayne is back with
number for the Frogs of Death!

- Okay, I don't want to take
all the credit,

but we're totally winning
because I am

consciously projecting
my inner energy into you, guys.

- Wow! Thanks, Julia!

- Yes!

[Chris]: Millie has collected
another number

for the Ferocious Trout
but her team is still far behind

as Nichelle readies to go
for the final number

the Frogs need to win.

- What is she waiting for?
- I have no idea.

[sighs]
- Action.

- Uh! Argh.

Taking it from the top.

[panting]

Oh. Going again right away,
keep rolling.

Ah! Ow.

Oof! Take five!
Ugh! Take six!

- Slow start. No biggie.

She'll crush
the rest of the course.

- For sure.
She's an action hero, bro!

- Is she?

[Chris]: Millie's back.

But Priya and Scary Girl
will have to finish faster

than Nichelle
for the Trout to win.

Not sure I like the odds
of that.

- Ah!

[grunting]

- Nerd 2 is doing pretty good.

- If by "pretty good"
you actually mean "pretty well"

and "much better than you",
I agree.

- Yeah! Go, Priya! Go!

Save my life!

- We still have a big lead.
Even if Priya passes Nichelle.

Scary Girl has
to do the entire course.

We got this.
- It's in the bag.

- Nichelle, I'm manifesting
my warrior goddess energy
into you!

- Is fake help better than
no help at all?

Hm, stay tuned to find out.

- Yes!

Oh no! It's blowing away!

- Just like our lead.

- Get it! Hurry!
Priya's almost back!

- Wait, she can't beat me!
I'm the star here!

- Ugh, this is so cringe.

- Shh! We need to win
this challenge.

Stay! Positive!

- Doing great, Nichelle!
You got this!

- No. I don't.
I'm so sorry, I lied.

I don't really do
any of my own stunts.

[dramatic gasps]

- Look, Nichelle!
It's my shocked face!

- Go Scary Girl!
Go, go, go!

[Chris]: The last member of
Team Trout is off and running!

[growling]

[giggling]

- That's what you get
for growling at me!

Bye!

- Nichelle,
you need to start moving!

- They won't even let me
cross the street,

my body double has to do it!

- Why didn't you tell us
any of this before?!

- Because I love that people
think I'm so awesome!

But the truth is...

all the cool stuff
I do on screen is actually

being done by 46-year-old
stunt man

in a braided wig named Jerry.

- Why would you name wig Jerry?

- I think that's
the stuntman's name.

- Oh yeah!
That makes way more sense!

- They yell cut and Jerry does
all the cool stuff!

People think it's me,
but it's not.

It's an old dude in a wig!

So who am I really?
Deep down, who am I?!

- Can we discuss these
important issues later?!

- Dude! Find. The. Number!

- We need to pump her up!
Not crush her more!

Work with me here!

- Oh I'm sorry,
it's just that...

She's really bad at this!

[Chris]: Scary Girl is k*lling
it out there on the course!

[singing]

[gaps]
- Holy cow. She's incredible.

- She needs to get moving.
Now.

- Nichelle, just cause you don't
do your own stunts

doesn't mean
that you can't do this!

All you gotta do is get
that number and get back here!

- What have I ever accomplished?
I mean besides being rich,

famous, and a great actress.

[sobs]
- Not so sure about
that last one!

[all cheering]

- Yes, Scary Girl!

Yeah! Go, go!

[Chris]: Scary Girl is
scary good.

I did not see this coming!

- Hey, there's nothing
you can't do!

You are Nichelle LaDonna!

- Yeah... Yeah!

I am.

[screaming]

- Yes! Go Nichelle!

- Hurry!

- Go, Scary Girl!
- Go!

- Yeah! That's right!
Nichelle is gonna win the--

- You're funny!

[Chris]: The last lock has been
released!

The Ferocious Trout win!

[cheering]
- In your face!

- No!

- Frogs of death,
I'll see you

at tonight's elimination
ceremony.

- Aw man! It's like the Puffin
Creek Pee-Wee Puck classic

all over again.

[indistinct]

- Awkward.
Anyone uh, gonna...?

[sobbing]

- I'm coming Julia!

[coughing]
- Ah! Thank you.

Be honest, do I look all pruney
and bloated?

- No.
- Oh good.

And since we're being honest
with each other...

You could use a shower.

[sniffing]

[sobbing]

[dramatic music]

- Frogs of Death. You had quite
lead in the challenge,

but you're here tonight
because you lost.

And one of you is going home.

- Nichelle, the team chose you
to go last

because they believe you were
an action hero.

You are not an action hero.

- Maybe I fooled myself
into believing it too,

but it's not like I didn't try
my best.

- She can't do
any of those things.

Are all movies and TV shows
lies?

- I guess so bro.

But at least we can still
trust wrestling.

- Oh for sure, dude!
You can't fake that!

- Julia.
- Yeah?

- You were manifesting
your "warrior goddess energy"

into Nichelle.
No one knows what that means,

but it's pretty clear
it didn't work.

- No, I-- Well, it--

- And MK.

- Okay...
Whatcha got, big guy?

- Emma was working hard
to give Nichelle

the confidence to finish,

but you just shouted
sarcastic stuff

that made the situation worse.

- Sarcasm: my gift
and my curse.

Ugh, so much for flying
under the radar.

- Nichelle messed up.

But MK?
She's not a team player.

- There are six marshmallows
on this plate,

if you get one you're safe.
If you don't,

you'll head to the dock of shame
and be taken away

by the drone of despair.
Let's begin.

Emma. Bowie. Raj.

Wayne. Julia.

Only one marshmallow remains,
and it's going to...

[suspenseful music]

MK.

[relieved sigh]

Nichelle. It's time to go.

- Okay, you fell down.
Hurt your pride. So what?

So what?
I won't let this define me.

My mom did not raise quitter.
No, she did not.

There's only one person
to blame here.

Jerry, my stunt double!

Where were you when I needed
you most, huh, Jerry?

Huh?!

I hate you, Jerry!

- And just like that,
Nichelle is gone.

It's probably for the best,

there's only room
for one TV star

here on Total Drama Island.

[ ♪]