05x06 - The Boys Are Back In Town

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl,

but Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

where boys will be boys...

and girls will be girls.

Besides manhandling
the common criminal,

in just one day,


to m*ssacre Mojo...

pummel Princess...

[people cheer]

grapple
with the Gangreen g*ng...

[woman screaming]

Yahoo!

Go, Powerpuff Girls!
Whoo!

NARRATOR:
And infuriate Fuzzy...

[knock on door]

And in their day,

these girls have even managed
to humble Him.

Yeah. It was rough
in the beginning,

but I paced myself
and just wore the monster down.

We were just glad
to be of service.

Good job, girls.

"We were just glad
to be of service.

Good job, girls."

Bah!

Blast
the Powerpuff Brats.

They disgust me.

So effortless.

They seem to be unbeatable.

All the years,

and all the villains
have produced nothing.

Too much time,

such little results.

There must be a way.

There must be someone

who can knock those brats
down to size.

Aaah!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

[roaring]

Good job, girls.

[rumbling]

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

What now?

Get ready
for anything, girls.

[loud rumbling]

[all gasp]

The Rowdyruff Boys?

But that's
impossible.

We blew you guys up.

Yeah? Well, you can't stop
a good thing, babe.

[laughing]

Stop laughing!
What are you laughing at?

Oh, no.

Look who's back
with mean hair.

Oh, whatever
shall we do?

How can we defeat
their scary new hairdos?

[Powerpuff Girls laughing]

Silence!

You stupid, wimpy,
lame-o girls talk too much!

Stupid?

Wimpy?

Lame-o?

You girls just
got lucky last time.

This time, there's no way
you're gonna beat my boys--

- Butch...
- Boomer...

and me, Brick.

Pay attention!

Hee hee hee!

Are you guys sure

you're ready
for another beating?

You girls are gonna
eat your words,

spit them out,
and eat them again.

That doesn't
even make sense.

I know you are,
but what am I?

Enough!
Talk is cheap.

Let's do this.

Hee hee hee!
This is gonna be fun.

Come on, girls.
We have to work together.

We're too evenly matched
one on one.

Yeah.

A little teamwork ought to whup
those dorks into shape.

BRICK:
Come on, guys.

We can't let a bunch
of dumb girls

show us up.

- Waah! - Waah!
- Whoa!

- Waah!
- Waah! - Whoa!

BLOSSOM:
All right, girls.

I think we know
what we have to do.

Let's give them
some sugar.

Ooh! Ooh!
I want the blond.

I think he's cute.

Man,
you're weird.

Let's go, girls.

Here it comes, boys.

I don't understand.

How come nothing
is happening?

Weren't they supposed
to explode?

Well, let's really
lay it on them.

[gasp]

[gasp]

[all gasp]

Your puny kisses
only make us bigger...

stronger...

and tougher.

BRICK:
Heh heh! You stupid
lame-o girls never learn.

Now it's time to put
these babies to bed.

Hello, girls.

- Him! - Him!
- Him!

So good to see you again.

How's things?

Not so good?

Having a little
boy trouble? Hmm?

Or should I say,

big boy trouble?

Hello, boys.

You're doing just fine.

So how does it
feel, girls,

to know defeat
is just around the corner

and victory for me
is at hand?

So you're
behind this, Him.

What did you do to make
our kisses powerless?

Ha ha! Oh, that.

That's my little secret.

You see, I realized that
the boys' only weakness

was your pathetic
little kisses,

and since I knew you
would resort to that,

I added a little
something extra--

a cootie vaccination.

♪ Circle, circle,
dot, dot ♪

♪ Now you have
a cootie shot ♪

Ha ha ha!

I got the spell
off the internet.

But your kisses are not
totally useless, girls.

They make my boys bigger
and more powerful.

Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

At last, I win!

Have fun, girls.

Ta-ta. Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

[gulp]

[cracking]

[scraping]

Blech!

Ugh!

- Ugh!
- Aagh.

Stand your ground,
girls.

They're trying to psych us out
by grossing us out.

[snorting]

Whew.

Mm, mm, mmm.

Hold your ground,
Bubbles.

It's just a bunch
of dumb boy tricks,

but we can
take it, right?

[clatter]

[splat]

Uh...Huh?

Go ahead.
Gross us out all you want,

but we're still gonna kick
your big-boy butts.

Oh, you are, are you?

Well, then
I guess it's...

Rumble time!

Ha ha ha!

Rumble time!
Rumble time!

Ha ha ha!

Let the rumble begin!

Let's go, ladies.

Quick, get up.

Get up!

But I thought
we was--

Shut it! We're playing
a new game now,

and the game is...

[pants]

- Aah! - Aah!
- Aah!

Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!

[moaning]

Rollerbrawl!

Rollerbrawl!
Rollerbrawl!

Goody! Goody! Goody!

Let the brawl...

begin!

[screaming]

- Ow! - Ow!
- Ow!

- Aah! - Ugh!
- Ooh!

- Aah! - Aah!
- Aah!

Ow!

And he's going for the--

- Yaah! - Aah!
- Aah!

- Ow! - Ow!
- Ow!

And he's going for the...

slap shot!

- Yaah! - Waah!
- Aah!

Score!

Woo hoo hoo! Yeah!

Ugh!

- Oh!
- Ugh!

That's it.
The puck stops here.

Hwah!

What gives?

We got to hide.

Hide? Are you--

Shh.
They'll hear you.

BRICK:
Here, girlie, girlie, girlie.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

We won't hurt you.

Come on out.

♪ Woo hoo ♪

Ok. We're hiding.
Now what?

Yeah. Those boys
are beating our butts.

I don't know.

[sigh]

I think we've...

Don't say it.

Met our match.

Aaaaah!

That's what they
want us to think.

We can still whip
those big dummies.

I mean, come on.

They're too stupid
to even find us up here.

BRICK:
Ahem.

You calling us
stupid?

We'll show you
stupid.

Oh, you're
in for it now, losers,

because it's time for...

the awesomest game--

Ultimate fight!

Ultimate fight!
Ultimate fight!

- Aah! - Aah!
- Aah!

Welcome, fans,

to the first...

annual...

ultimate fight!

In this corner,

the baron of berserk--

Butch!

[grunting]

And in that corner,

the dumber
than the dumbest--

Boomer!

Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!

And here in the center,

the master masher,

the king of crushing,

the duke
of destruction,

the reigning
world champion--

Brick the Bludgeoner!

And now...

let the bludgeoning...

begin.

BRICK:
Oh, no.

It looks like the dreaded

do-si-do of destruction.

And next,

it's the Saratoga speed bag!

Uhh...

BLOSSOM:
No. No. No!

No. No.

[Blossom whimpering]

Aw, sorry, dude.

Oh, dude. Check it out.
Check it out.

Cool!

[whimpering]

Why, I bit my tongue.

Did you see that?

Whenever their masculinity
is threatened,

they shrink in size.

[whispering]
Ok. So all we have to do
is go in there and...

- Sorry.
- Hey!

[Brick and Butch laughing]

It's working.
It's working!

Come on, girls.

Let's shrink them
down to size.

Aw, who's almost
wike a wittle man?

Aw, don't cwy,
wittle baby.

Mommy is here.

Oh, no.

Who's a itty, bitty,
teeny, tiny,

dinky, wittle cutie pie?

Aw, poor wittle doo-boo.

Aah!

Aw, hello, little
doobie doo poopie.

Aah!

Aw, the baby poo-poo
baby boo-boo ga-ga.

Aah!

Stop crying,

you sissies!

[sobbing]

Aw, aren't they cute?

They look like tiny,
little dollies.

Yeah. Let's squish them.

Can't you little brats
do anything right?

I send you to destroy them,
and what do you do?

You get all sissified.

Oh, don't look
so smug, girls.

Though you may have
won this time,

it was a lucky victory,
and you know it.

In time, you will fall,
and we will defeat you.

So keep on your toes,
stay alert,

and watch your back

because the boys
are back in town.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, boy.

NARRATOR:
"Oh, boy" is right.

It seems the battle
of the sexes has begun.

Let's just hope
that the day is saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom ♪

♪ commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles ♪

♪ she is the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup ♪

♪ she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!