04x12 - Power-Noia

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

A handsome hamlet
bustling with life.

[whistles]

[tires screech]

A beautiful burg where the sound
of laughter fills the air.

But tread lightly,
young lovers,

beauty walks the razor's edge
in this broken borough.

[thudding footsteps]

And terror is just
around the corner!

Someone do something.

[people screaming]

Aw, man!
This carnage is creeping me out!

WOMAN:
Run for your lives!

[people screaming]

NARRATOR:
What's wrong with you people?

Get a hold of yourselves!

[tires screech]

Oh, isn't anyone brave enough
to stand up to this terrible tyrant?

Looks like this is
sayonara Townsville.

Ha ha ha!

NARRATOR:
But wait! What's this?

Someone has issued
a challenge.

It's the Powerpuff Girls.

[roars]

Aah!

Ow.

Ha ha ha!

[rumbling]

NARRATOR:
Wow! That got him!

[crash]

Yeah!
Oh, man, you girls sure are brave!

Here.
Have the city!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville
is safe once again.

Another monster is defeated,
another villain is thwarted,

another disaster
is averted.

And the fearless, brave,
unsinkable Powerpuff Girls

are settling in
for the night.

Ptouie!

Did you see the way
I drilled that sucker?

And to think
you ever doubted me.

Oh, no. I only got worried when you
screamed in panic.

I did not panic!

I was tricking him
into a false sense of security.

Oh! I just thought
you were scared.

I was not scared!

I am never scared!

Oh. Ok.

Hey, what's that on your dress?

What?

Yeah. It looks
kinda like a--like a--

Spider! Huh?

Tee hee hee!

Whoops!
I guess it was just a spot.

Wow.
You really freaked.

I did not.
Did, too.

Shut up, Bubbles.

You're scared
of everything.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

- Yes, you are!
- No, I'm not!

Yes, you are!

Girls!

Now, look.

It doesn't matter
if anyone was scared.

We've all got
superpowers.

And as long as
we stick together,

we can overcome
our fears.

- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.

- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.

Girls, time for bed.

You've got to get lots of rest if you're
going to pass that test tomorrow.

Oh, no!
The test!

I forgot to study!

Oh, well,
I'm sure it's just a review.

No!
I haven't reviewed anything!

I've been saving lives
all day!

Don't worry,
Blossom.

You're the smartest girl
in Townsville.

That's only because
I study so much!

You'll be just fine.

Sweet dreams, girls.

[door opens]

Oops! Almost forgot.

Power shortage.
Good night.

Eee...

Oh.

Uh...Uh...

[door opens]
Ah!

[creak]

[door closes]

Ah!

[teeth chattering]

Mmm...didn't study...
Uh...test. Fail. Oh...

HIM:
Oh h* h*!
What's this I hear?

Tortured by
the things you fear?

Nighty-night, girls.
Pleasant dreams!

Pleasant screams!

[evil laughter]

[birds chirping]

Blossom!

We were just talking
about you.

Please...Take your seat.

Children, can anyone
tell me what today is?

ALL:
Yes, Ms. Keane.

What is today?

Today is report card day,
Ms. Keane.

That's right.

And can anyone tell me why
report card day is so special?

ALL:
Yes, Ms. Keane.

Why?

Because report cards are

the single most important
determining factor to consider

when judging the worth
of an individual's life.

That's right!
Ha ha ha!

Hey, what's going on?

So, therefore
if one gets bad grades,

one's life is worthless, correct?

ALL:
That's correct, Ms. Keane.

Hey, Bubbles! Hey!

MS. KEANE:
Blossom!

You have something
to share with the class?

How appropriate
that it's you who should interrupt.

Once again you failed
to pay attention.

Me?
I always pay--

Now...
you failed to communicate.

But you
interrupted--

You failed to cooperate.

I'm trying,
but you--

You failed to prepare.

But I always prepare.

Are you
prepared to fail?!

Uh, uh...fail?

M-Ms. Keane, I--I--

Can anyone tell me
what this is?

ALL:
It's a report card.

That's right.

I--I--I--
b-but I--I--

But, Ms. Keane,
I--I--

Ha ha!
You're embarrassed, aren't you?

It's because you failed,
isn't it?

I--I--I--

Behold!

[collective gasp]

Children, why is
a report card so special?

Because report cards are the single
most important

determining factor to consider

when judging the worth
of an individual's life.

That's right!
So, what should we do with her?

A test! A test! A test!
A test! A test! A test!

What's happening?

Argh! Argh!

Uh!

Aah!

[whimpering]

Uh!

[cough cough]

I need some water.

[gasp]

Aah!

Oh...Aah!

It's a good thing
I can fly-y-y!

No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

Aah! Uh!

[chittering]

[gasp]

[gasp]

Blossom?

Buttercup?

[bell jingles]

Girls!

Huh? Big baby.

[bell jingles]

Uh...H-hi,
little teddy bear.

Uh, what are you
doing here?

Eee!

[distant evil laughter]

Buttercup. Blossom.

What is it?

Everything is trying to eat me.

Look, whatever it is,

it isn't real.

Just tell yourself
it's not real,

and it will
go away, ok?

Ok. I will.

[evil laughter]

BUBBLES:
Not real.

[evil laughter]

Not real!

STUDENTS:
A test!

A test! A test!
A test! A test!

A test! A test! A test!
A test! A test! A test!

Ok, Blossom,
you know the rules.

I do?

That's one!

Ah!

Remember,

you're playing
for your life in this game.

Gotta stay on your toes.
Get it? Ha ha!

Silence!

Now, first question.

What's 2 + 2?


Wrong!

What's 3 x 9?



Wrong!

Uh!

MS. KEANE:
What 150 - 1?



Wrong.

Ah!

[evil laughter]

Wait a minute.

This isn't real.

That laugh...

those claws...

this place...

Enough!

[laughter stops]

Next question.

Hoo hoo hoo! Sure.
Next question.

What is
the square root of 7?

Ha ha ha!


a square root.

It's prime.

Ahem. That is...
Uh, correct.

What is the algebraic formula
for determining the area of a triangle?



That's correct.

If a train leaves Boston
at 12:30 p.m..

Traveling at


and another train leaves
Los Angeles at the same time

traveling at


which one will get
to Cuba first?

Neither. Trains don't go
to Cuba...Ms. Keane.

Oh, how perceptive of you.

Oh, well. Tests bore me.

You think you're so smart,
don't you?

I outsmarted you,
didn't I?

Oh, that wasn't
too bright. Ha ha!

Blossom,
what's going on?

I'm afraid there's
not much time to explain.

Those things
are moving fast.

Let's go!
Wait!

I can't fly!

Well, then,
you can ride.

Aah! Blossom, will you please tell me
what's going on?

No time.

Quick, help me with this.

When I say jump,
jump, ok?

If you say so.

Now!

That was awesome,
Blossom.

You really are
the smartest girl in Townsville.

Aw, shucks.

I was just
being resourceful.

Whatever.
You kick butt.

[thud]

[roar]

Whoa! What the heck
is that thing?

It's what you're
afraid of.

I'm not afraid
of anything.

Buttercup, it's ok
to be afraid.

We just have to
fight our fears.

I can't.

You can't fight
a little bug?

Little?
Those things are huge!

What's the matter?
You scared?

No! I'm not scared.
It's just that--

Sure look scared.

- I am not!
- I bet you are!

You are such a know-it-all.

I know
you're scared.

You want me to fight?
Yeah!

Yeah?
You're gonna eat your words.

- Yeah?
- Yeah!

Aah!

Yah! I am not scared!

Now that's
more like it!

BUBBLES:
Help!

Bubbles!

First, we will remove
your stuffing.

Yah!
Yah!

Aah! Blossom! Buttercup!
Help me!

[muffled cries]

Then we will replace your eyes with
tiny glass buttons

that stare into space
with a vapid expression.

ALL:
Yah!

Then we will attach
a tag to your backside

that says,
"made in Taiwan."

Yah!
Yah!

Then we will--
[crash]

Then I'm gonna knock
the stuffing out of you!

Uh!

Oh!

Bubbles!

Aah! Blossom, help!

Bubbles, remember what I told you
before you went to sleep?

It isn't real?

Yes!

I tried that!

Try again!

I can't because
I'm too scared!

Bubbles, listen to me!
You have to fight!

This place isn't real!

Those eyes, those claws,
everything--

it's only a dream!

Blossom!

Yah!

You did it!

Shouldn't we be
waking up now?

Theoretically, yes, but--

Like I said,
I ain't afraid of nothing!

You owe me big time,
sister!

Now, tell me how
we get out of here.

Well, according
to my theory--

HIM:
Oh, Blossom,
you're always so logical.

How droll.

Hee hee! Here I am!

Sorry it took me so long!

I wanted to slip into
something more...sinister.

You have been
such good fun,

but you're starting
to bore me,

and I'm afraid playtime
is over.

I know your deepest,
darkest fears.

You are afraid.

You cannot defeat me!

Let's teach him a lesson.

Whatever.
This guy's toast.

Two heads are
better than one.

Ah ha ha ha!

Yah!

Please, no more.

Don't hit me.

I don't understand.

I was so close.
I almost had you.

You were supposed
to be afraid.

Guess you should have done
your homework, weirdo.

We're sisters,
and we love each other!

And we're not afraid
of anything

as long as we have
each other.

BUTTERCUP:
Give me a break, you two.

Yap, yap, yap.
Can I toss this guy already?

Oh, ok.

No! No, wait!
It's cool! It's cool!

Everything's cool.

Aah!

Wow!
That was intense!

Yeah, great!

Are we supposed
to wake up now?

Yeah!

Well, theoretically,
we should.

I mean, gosh,
I hope we do.

ALL:
Professor!

What are you doing
in our bed?

Oh, I'm sorry, girls.

I got scared.
I was having a nightmare.

ALL:
Really?

Yeah.
Kind of silly, huh?

A grown man like me
having a nightmare.

BUBBLES:
Aw, Professor, don't worry.

We'll protect you.

Gee, you girls
sure are brave.

NARRATOR:
So once again the day is saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save
the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!