04x11 - Keen On Keane - Not So Awesome Blossom

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

MS. KEANE:
The city of Townsville

has never seen
such a lovely Valentine.

Thank you, Blossom.

Ms. Keane!
Ms. Keane!

Look at mine!
Look at mine!

Yes, Bubbles, I see.

I just love it.

Here's mine,
Ms. Keane.

Thank you, Buttercup.

Uh, an excellent
use of, uh, glue.

Isn't Valentine's Day
romantic?

Yeah. My parents are going out
for a special dinner.

My sister has
a big date tonight.

Blech! Blech!
Blech!

MS. KEANE:
Mitch, stop that,

or your face will
freeze that way.

Awesome!

Where are you going out
tonight, Ms. Keane?

Yeah. Who's your sweetheart?

Sweetheart?
Oh, no, girls.

I don't have time
for that.

I have much too much
work to do

for that sort
of thing.

Why, Derek,
what is all this?

Oh, Gabrielle,

long has my heart
ached for you--

your raven hair,
your sapphire eyes,

your ruby lips.

Though I could not
summon the courage before,

Cupid's bow has
given me strength

on this,
the eve of love.

Gabrielle,
will you marry me?

Oh, Derek...

PROFESSOR:
Oh, girls?

Girls, dinner!

I made something special--

Valentine's Day meatloaf.

Professor, why aren't you
going out for dinner?

Out?

You know...On a date?

Yeah. Who's your
sweetheart?

Sweetheart?
Oh, no, girls.

I don't have time
for that.

I have much too much
work to do

for that sort
of thing.

[purring]

[doorbell rings]

Now who could that be,
Valentino?

Hello?

[man's voice]
My dearest Ms. Keane,

long has my heart
ached for you--

your raven hair,
your sapphire eyes,

and your orange vest.

Though I could not
summon...

[woman's voice]
the courage to speak
to you before,

Cupid's bow has
given me strength

on this,
the eve of love.

Please meet me

at the finest
restaurant in Townsville--

at the corner of
Amore Avenue

and Passion Parkway.

[music playing]

[thinking]
Oh, no.

Ms. Keane is
my secret admirer?

[thinking]
Oh, no.

Professor Utonium is
my secret admirer?

Ok, be polite.

Don't hurt
his feelings.

Ok, be polite.
Don't hurt her feelings.

So...Ms. Keane,
how, uh...How are you?

Oh, uh...Fine.
And yourself?

Good. Good.

Yep.

Mm-hmm.

Mmm. Ha ha!

Wow! h*!

Hey, this is really
good water. Ha ha!

Uh, yes. It's, um...

it's nice and wet.

I love how they put ice
in it here.

Yeah. It really
gives it that zing.

Y-yes.

Yes. Heh heh!

Heh heh!

Ahem.
Ahem.

Bow-a-wow-a-wow-a.
Can I take your order now-a?

- Yes! - Yes!

Oh, this is a stupid
hiding place.

Oh, calm down.
Bubbles, can you see anything?

Hold on.

Oh, you guys,

you should see
how she's looking at him.

She's falling in love!

What?

What?

What is it?

Look behind you, Professor.

You didn't send...

me a secret admirer note.

- No.
- No.

[car door opens,
then closes]

Wait here, girls.

I'll walk Ms. Keane
to her door.

Try not to be
disappointed, girls.

What you did
was very sweet,

but Ms. Keane and I just don't
like each other that way.

Besides, if we started
seeing each other,

we wouldn't have as much time
to spend with you.

The girls really had
their hopes up.

Do you think
they'll be ok?

Oh, they're a little
disappointed,

but I think
they'll be ok.

Now, where are my keys? Oh!

No!

[loud heartbeat]

[heartbeat growing faster]

We did it! We did it! We did it!
We did it! We did it!

We...Did it!

[gasp]
Oh, my gosh!

What if they get married?

Ew, Bubbles.
Gross out.

Hey, you guys, we don't have
any clean dresses.

GIRLS:
Professor? Professor?

Professor? Huh?

Hey, where's
our breakfast?

And where are
our lunchboxes?

They're usually here
on the counter.

Something must have
happened to--

[Professor groaning]

- Professor! - Professor!
- Professor!

[panting]

Professor,
what are you doing?

Working out--getting buff.

You know
the ladies don't go for

those skinny
scientist types.

I gotta be manly
for my new honey bunny.

Ok.

Uh, Professor, we're kind of late
for school, and--

School? Oh, I almost forgot.

Finally!

Here.

Oh, Professor,
thank you!

That's not for you, Bubbles.
That's for Ms. Keane.

Could you give it to her?

Ok, thanks.
Buh-bye.

Sorry we're late, Ms. Keane.

Sorry I'm late,
children.

I stopped by the mall
to pick up a few things,

and time just got away
from me.

Ms. Keane,
what happened to you?

Oh, you like?

You know,
guys don't go for

those plain Jane, bookish types.

I gotta be beautiful
for my new Pookie bear.

Uh, speaking of bears...

[buzzing]

Yes, Mayor?

Oh. Ms. Keane,
it's for you.

It's Pookie--
I mean, Professor.

[gasp]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!

Ok, ok,
pull yourself together.

[deep breath]

Uh...Um...Recess!

This is awful.

Setting up Professor
and Ms. Keane

is ruining
our whole lives!

Yeah!

Well, at least
we can still fight crime.

Mayor, there's been a robbery.
Call the girls!

Right.

Oh, Bl--

PROFESSOR:
How you doing, cutie pie?

MAYOR:
Oh.

MS. KEANE:
Oh, just fine,
fuzzy muffin.

I'm so happy to hear that,
sweetie pants.

Oh, well, aren't you sweet,
cuddle fish?

Mayor, what are
you doing?

Shh. Somebody's
on the other line.

So?

Well, I don't want
to interrupt.

Why not?

Because that
would be rude.

Oh!

MS. KEANE:
No, you are.

No, you are,
pumpkin pants.

No, you are,
love bucket.

Only if you say so,
snuggy pumpkin.

Well, I certainly do,
honey bunny.

Then thank you,
wormy piggle.

You're very welcome,
snooty poo.

What are you up to,
lumpy bones?

Teaching a class,
sugar cookie.

Ooh, that sounds like fun,
cheesy quesadilla.

Well, it is,
shlubby pup.

Well, good then,
lovey bear.

What are you up to,
duck-billed platypus?

Oh, inventing stuff,
googly moogly.

Oh, you're so smart,
physics pants.

Not as smart as you are,
apple dumpling.

Stop, silly Billy.

No, I won't, sticky bun.

You're so funny,
poogly pie.

No, you are,
sugar booger.

[sputtering]

Ahchoo!

- Geshundheit.
- Geshundheit.

Thank you.

- Hello?
- Hello?

Uh, hello.

Oh, my gosh.

We've been
tying up

the hot line,
haven't we?

No, no.

Uh, well, yeah,
but that's ok.

No, it was very
irresponsible of us.

We got
carried away.

I haven't even
been grading

the children's
homework.

Oh, yeah.
You gotta do that.

And I haven't invented
anything in weeks.

And you invent
the best stuff, too.

And I've been
neglecting Valentino.

Poor, poor Valentino.

Who's Valentino?

Yeah, who's Valentino?

My cat.

Aw, a kitty. Meow!

You have a cat?

Yes. Don't you
like cats?

Well...

I had a really bad experience
with a cat once.

Well, it couldn't
have been that bad.

It made me jump off
a building!

Oh, that's
ridiculous.

What? You don't
believe me?

I don't think
I could date a man

who hated cats
so much

he had to make up
ridiculous stories.

Well, I don't think
I could date a woman

who didn't believe
my ridiculous stories!

Well, maybe
you shouldn't, then.

Then maybe I won't.

Fine. Don't, then.

Fine. I won't.

- Fine.
- Fine.

- Fine!
- Fine!

[buzzing]

What?!

MAYOR:
Uh, can I talk
to the girls?

Oh, right. Sorry.

Um, girls?

Townsville's
in trouble.

Oh, finally
some action!

NARRATOR:
So once again,
the day is saved thanks to...

Ms. Keane's cat, I guess.

Nice Valentino.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

is once again under siege
by Mojo Jojo,

this time with the help of
his robot army.

We can't get close
enough to them!

And there's
too many of them!

Come on, genius,
what do we do now?

Come on, Blossom,
we're wasting time!

Wait here.

Ok, it's just you and me.
Let's see what you've got.

[crowd gasps]

Oh, my gosh!

[crowd gasps]

What's happening?

[crowd gasping
and shouting]

Aw, what's wrong
with Blossom?

Maybe we should do
something, but--

no maybes about it.

Yaaaahhhh!

Look, there's Buttercup!

What's going on?

You did it!
You stopped them!

I did?

[chanting
"I did it"]

MOJO JOJO:
Aha!

There is a weakness.

BUTTERCUP:
And remember then,
Blossom didn't know what to do,

and then I came
diving in--roar!

And then--and then--zoom!

And then whammo!
And then pow!

All right already.
We get the picture!

We were there,
remember?

♪ You're
just jealous ♪

I am not.

Just because Blossom blew it
doesn't mean I would.

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-uh.

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-uh.

- Uh-huh!
- Uh-uh!

[punching
and indistinct yelling]

It was an accident.

It was a good plan,
really.

Hey, Blossom, want to put
the last block on top?

Yeah!

You bet!

Oh, my.

Come on, Blossom.
You can beat Buttercup.

No, she can't--

not anymore.

Booga, booga,
booga, booga, bah,

booga, booga,
booga, booga...

BUBBLES:
Ow! Oww! Owww!

Bubbles?

Why, Blossom,
why the long face?

I've turned into a jinx.
I'm no good anymore.

Oh, honey, I'll hear
nothing of that.

I was about to fix
a nice, hot cup of tea.

Would you like to
pour us some?

I can do that.

Now, be careful,
Blossom.

That's scalding hot.

I know, Professor.
Hurry, sit. Sit.

I can't mess this up.

Uh-oh.

Oh, dear. Ohh...

no!

Oh, Professor!

Excuse me, Blossom.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, you...
You did your best.

I just cause
nothing but problems.

I guess I'm not
needed here anymore.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, a note.

"Professor,
I have run away."

[Blossom's voice]
I'm afraid if I stay

I'll just cause
nothing but trouble

and make everyone
unhappy.

I need to find a way

to serve people
and do good.

"Love, Blossom."

Oh, no!

What's this?

[Mojo Jojo's voice]
Professor, please
disregard first note.

I have Blossom.
Come alone to my lair.

Do not bring Buttercup
and Bubbles.

You must come without them!

When you arrive you must not
be accompanied by anyone,

especially Buttercup
and Bubbles.

They are to remain
uninformed by you

by not telling them
anything.

Remember Mojo know
you no fool,

so come alone without
Buttercup or Bubbles,

by yourself,
with no one with you,

alone, yourself.

Mojo.

[buzzing]

Hel--ow!

I'm the leader now.
I answer the hot line!

Powerpuff hot line.

[silence]

What is wrong with
this stupid thing?

You're holding it
upside down, dum-dum head!

I knew that.

Hello?

PROFESSOR:
"Bubbles, Buttercup,

"or whichever of the two
remaining Powerpuff Girls

"has answered the hot line,
listen closely.

"Pay attention.

"Concentrate intently

on the words coming
from my mouth.

"I, the Professor, am being
held prisoner.

"I am being kept
against my will

"in a location
not of my choosing.

If you desire
my safe return, you must--"

Oh, excuse me.
Could you please move your finger?

MOJO: Sorry.
- Thank you.

"Come to the lair of
Mojo Jojo together,

"not alone,
independently..."

I think we're supposed
to go to Mojo's

and save
the Professor.

Again?

MAN:
Why, thank you.

I'm happy to be of service.

SECOND MAN:
Hey, where's the ketchup?

You forgot
the ketchup!

Sorry.

What is this?

Mustard, onion,
kraut...

where's the bun?

You forgot the bun!

What kind of lousy
service is this?

Sir, wait! I--

I want
a hotdog!

Little girl,

my son has been waiting
for a hotdog

for 15 minutes.

I'm sorry, ma'am.
I'll get right on that.

Don't bother.

I want a hotdog!
Where's my hotdog?

That's it!

I can't take this anymore!

I can't even make
a decent hot...dog.

[ring]

Hotdog on a Skewer.
Can I help you?

MOJO:
No, but you can help
your sisters and your dad.

[gasp]
Mojo!

That's right.
I have your family.

They are my captives.

They are not here
of their own volition.

If you want to ensure
their safety,

you must hurry,
make haste, come quickly,

transport yourself rapidly
to my observatory.

And, Blossom,

bring me
two jumbo dogs...

and don't forget
the ketchup!

[laughing evilly]

[gasp]
I sure hope
I don't screw this up.

Blossom,
thank goodness!

Am I glad
to see you!

Don't joke with me,
Buttercup.

I know you think I'm a jinx.

No. I've learned
a lesson.

Me too.
Really?

We're a team.

We need to
stick together.

Especially now!

All right, if you say so.
Let's get to work.

Where's Mojo?

We were getting
to that.

MOJO:
Welcome.

So nice of you
to join us.

I'm starving!

I'm not paying
for those!

- Let's go!
- We can't.

What are you talking about?

We've beat Mojo before.

We always beat Mojo!

No, she means
we can't move.

Let me explain.

[gasp]

- Mojo!
- Blossom! - No!

What?

Why?

Professor!

Mmm! Mmmmmmm!

That's why we can't move.

Well, we can't move
off these pads, anyway.

Well, I'm not on a pad.
I can do it.

That would be
ill-advised.

You see,
just as in life,

everything is in
a delicate balance.

If Buttercup or Bubbles should
move from their pads,

it would upset a very delicate balance
of the apparatus,

tipping the Professor
into the boiling magma

of my volcano.

And you, Blossom--

if you should feel a need
to become foolishly brave,

a light touch

will also send the Professor
tumbling to...

well, you get
the picture.

I can beat you
to that button!

Are you prepared to
take that risk?

What do you want?

First, you will bow down
before me.

Next, you will pledge your allegiance
and devotion to serve me.

How do you know
I won't lie?

Because you're Blossom.

sh**t!
- Don't do it, Blossom!

Come on, Blossom.
You can think of something.

Think of something...

The decision is yours.

I have no choice.

- Blossom!
- Mmmmmm!

- Oh, no!
- Yes!

Buttercup,
the Professor!

Bubbles, Mojo!

I missed!

Bubbles, help Buttercup!

Oh, it was a good plan.

Oohhhhh.

That was some
fast thinking, Blossom!

Yeah. That was
awesome, Blossom!

Why, thank you.

Hey, where's
the ketchup?!

NARRATOR:
Ha ha ha!
Don't be a wiener, Blossom.

So once again,
the day is saved thanks to...

the Powerpuff Girls!

Hot dog!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save
the world ♪

♪ here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!