04x06 - Knock It Off

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

PROFESSOR:
The city of Townsville?

It's about 15 miles
east of the 101.

Take the 210 to
the Harbor Freeway exit south.

It's the third house
on the left. Bye.

GIRLS:
Who was that?

Huh?

Oh, that was my old college buddy
and roommate d*ck Hardly.

PROFESSOR:
Oh, gosh, I remember
those late nights

working side-by-side
on our lab assignments.

Hey, Utonium, make sure you finish
our homework before I get back.

Helloooo, Betty.

I brought my mom along.
I hope that's ok.

Hey, Utonium, I got
a new assignment.

PROFESSOR:
Yes, he was a veritable wellspring
of resourcefulness.

Huh?

[whistling]

Oh, wow!

Man!

Whoo-hoo!
That's good!

PROFESSOR:
We explored and discovered
the universe together.

Wow! This is
so exciting, d*ck.

We can see so much
with these telescopes!

Yeah--exciting.

Yeah, those were
exciting days.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, there he is now.

Gee, still into
the science stuff, huh?

What a geek.

d*ck!

Oh, I got
your mail here.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, you should probably
pay that bill pretty soon.

Uh, thanks.

So, what brings you
to Townsville?

Oh, I was just
in the neighborhood

and wanted to see what
the old roommate was up to.

So you gonna let me in
or what?

Sure, sure.
Come on in.

Wow, look at
this place!

Still living in
the sixties, huh?

It's like we never
left college.

So what you working on
these days?

How you making money?
Where's the lab?

Oh, you don't want
to go in there.

The girls are cleaning it up.
It's a mess.

Yes, I do. I want to see
what you've been up to.

All right, kids,
go play somewhere else.

Your old man and me have
some business...to...discuss.

I see you've met
my girls.

GIRLS:
Nice to meet you,
Professor d*ck.

What do you mean,
your girls?

You mean you made
those things?

Uh, well...technically.
But I am their father.

You're sitting on
a gold mine here.

I knew you would turn one
of your little inventions

into a cash cow.

We could make a fortune
with these things!

Uh, d*ck--

This is bigger
than both of us.

- I mean, big!
- d*ck...

I'm talking global, baby.

The Japanese will eat
these things up!

Hey, you think we could
market them as a food?

d*ck. d*ck.

- d*ck!
- What?!

May I have a word
with you outside, old buddy?

Listen, I don't
appreciate you

referring to my girls
in that manner.

Come on.

Come on, nothing.

You just keep clear of me
and my kids, pal.

Consider our little
visit over.

We could make a fortune.

Come on, Utonium,
let's talk about it.

Hmm.

Hmmmmm.

[school bell rings]

Hey, girls, come here for a sec.
I wanna talk to you.

We're not allowed to talk
to strangers.

Stranger?
I'm no stranger.

I'm the Professor's
buddy.

Oh, yeah.
You're Professor d*ck.

Cool car.

Thanks.

Do you want
a ride home?

d*ck:
You know, I've been
reading about you guys,

and I think
it's really great

what you do here
in Townsville.

But, you know, I've been
all over the world,

and there sure is
a lot of evil out there.

It's too bad there aren't more
of you girls out there

to help save
everybody.

Gee, if there was only a way
to make more of you girls,

we could help save people
all over the world.

And that would be good, huh?

Uh, yeah.

Tell me,

what exactly are you girls
made of?

Sugar...
Spice...

and everything nice.

Oh, and an accidental
dose of Chemical X.

Wow. Sounds like
you could do

a lot of saving
with that stuff.

Well,
here we are.

Well, I guess
I'll see you later, girls.

But boy, I sure wish I had
some of that Chemical X.

I mean, for the good
of the world and all.

Hey, Professor d*ck,
wait here for a sec, ok?

GIRLS:
Hi, Professor.

Huh? Oh, hi, girls.

Bye, Professor.

Gimme. Gimme.

Yes. Yes!

Yessssssss!

Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

And an accidental dose of...

Chemical X.

[laughing maniacally]

MAN:
The crime rate has jumped, Mr. Mayor,

a whopping 86%.



If I could just take a moment
of your time, gentlemen,

to illustrate how a city like
Townsville, U.S.A.--not yet--

maintains a crime rate
percentage ratio of.003 over 0.

Do you know how?
I'll tell you how.

Superhuman children,
that's how.

It may sound strange,

but what I'm offering
is a security system

based on that same
technology.

Behold the new and improved
Powerpuff Girls

with Chemical Xtreme!

Let's be friends.

Prepare
to be stomped.

Girl power!

[teletype clicking]

ANCHORWOMAN:
Flash news report.
Today in New York City,

a giant alligator monster
tripped over the island of Manhattan

on his way to work,
nearly injuring his toe.

Luckily, three Powerpuff Girls lifted
the oversized beast to safety.

Let's be friends!

Prepare to be stomped!

Girl power!

Girl power?

Since when did you start
saying "girl power"?

Heh heh.
I always say that.

Uh...Girl power.

But wait.
When were you in New York?

Hey, we've never
been to New York.

Shh!

Ha ha! Well, uh,
the Mayor of Townsville

is friends with New York,

and he said, "I think it would be good
if you guys went there."

and that we should do it
and that we should 'cause--

What was
the question again?

Um, when were you
in New York?

Yesterday.

Today.

I mean, today.

Hmm. Good, good.

Well, good night.

I feel weird about lying
to the Professor.

A little white lie
is ok.

Besides, it'll all turn out good
'cause we're good.

And more of us
will only be gooder.

Yeah, good.

And Professor d*ck
is good, right?

And he's only interested in good
and goodness.

- Good.
- Good.

- Good.
- Good.

Good night.

[crowd cheering]

[coughing]

[people screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

Hello. It's Bubbles here
to save you again.

We've got to save the world
before bedtime.

I think they're asking
for a heinie-whooping.

I am Raja Jaja.

Taste my choudhamasaladay!

Oh, that is
a good one.

[laughing]

[Raja Jaja screaming]

India, huh?

Yeah.
Nozzle tov!

Sales are dropping in Tokyo.
Cut back on the sugar by half!

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE:
I think they're asking for
a heinie-whooping.

What kind of stuff are you trying
to push on us?

Well, sir, if you'd look
closely at the warranty,

it's actually only good
for three hours.

But the new model is guaranteed
to last up to five full hours!

Faster! Faster!

RADIO NEWSCASTER:
Today in Germany,
the Powerpuff Girls failed again

as they attempted to quell
a runaway bratwurst

destroying Dusseldorf
in its path.

This is N.P.R.

Hmm. Too ugly.
Useless.

What's this?
This one's perfect!

I thought I told you
to cut back on the sugar!

Take it back
and melt it down

for its Chemical X!

d*ck:
Are you having
a problem with crime?

And let's face it, folks,
who isn't?

[alarm bell ringing]

Oh, save me from
my crime problem!

Well, say good-bye
to those fears, folks.

The Powerpuff Girls Xtreme
are here!

Hello, hello.
Thank you. Thank you.

I'm here to tell you about our
new crime-crunching product--

the Powerpuff Girls Xtreme!

Wow, d*ck, you seem pretty excited
about this new product.

You know, Trevor, I am,
and I'll tell you why.

Better yet, why don't you
show 'em, Trevor?

Right.
Here's how it works.

Follow me over here
to the crime simulator.

Voila! There's the
little buggers now.

Cute, aren't they?

Now, I'm gonna play the crook

sneaking in
on the simulated window.

We'll see how he fares against
the Powerpuff Girls Xtreme.

[cheers and applause]

Ha ha ha ha!
Here I go.

Ok. While you get cleaned up,

let's take a listen
to what these people had to say.

Oh, well, when we first
moved into the big city,

we didn't know
what to expect.

But ever since we got
the Powerpuff Girls,

I've had no trouble
keeping Bill at home.

Ha ha ha!

I lost 200 pounds
with my Powerpuff.

The Powerpuff Girls
got me 2.5 million.

You know, d*ck,

I'm getting
pretty excited

about the Powerpuff Girls, too.

And you should be,
Trevor,

because these
Powerpuff Girls

are made with
Chemical Xtreme!

What?!
That...Professor d*ck!

He lied to us!

Lost 200 pounds?
I don't get it.

Hi, girls.

GIRLS:
Oh, hi, Professor.
How was your day?

So, how was
Dusseldorf?

[girls stammering]

He's good.

Yeah, good.

Oh, really?

In fact, we were just going
to meet him right now.

[door slams]

Hmm.

Let's go see d*ck and get this
all straightened out.

Nobody lies to
the Powerpuff Girls.

Faster, faster, faster!

GIRLS:
Hey, d*ck!

You're a liar,
Professor d*ck.

A liar, liar, pants on fire,
Professor d*ck!

Heh heh heh!
I'm glad you came, girls.

I need more Chemical X!

We'll never give you
any more Chemical X.

Well, that's
just fine,

because
I was planning to take it!

Never! In fact, we want
the Chemical X we gave you back!

Where is it?

Come on, d*ck!

Return it now,
d*ck!

Hand it over!

Don't be selfish!

I don't know
what you're talking about.

You still have it.

It's in your mouth!

What are you
talking about?

I don't have
anything. See?

Whoa. He swallowed it.

Are you ok?

What? Of course I'm ok.
I've never felt better in my life.

[screaming]

[girls gasp]

Whoo!

You know,
for a second there,

I thought I was gonna turn into
a monster or something.

[groaning]

[growling]

Bubbles!

Don't mess with
the real Powerpuff-- uhh!

Buttercup!

Get this junk
out of here!

You will give me
your Chemical X!

Girls?

Uh, girls?

Blossom?

Blossom?

It's me, the pro--
Aah! Oh!

Oh! Huh? Aah!

[screaming]

Girls?

d*ck?

You're too late!

Girls!

Professor...

d*ck, no! Stop!

You're destroying them!

Stand aside, Utonium,
or be crushed by my wrath.

PROFESSOR:
I can't, d*ck. I won't!

Please,
take me instead.

I'll do anything
you want.

Am I to understand that you're
sacrificing your life for theirs

and you'll stay here
and make X forever?

Yes. Just don't hurt
the girls.

They're my family.

You fool!

Why should I let them go
when I have you both?

Take him away!

Oh, d*ck,
what have you made?

It's gonna be ok, girls.

Aah! Bubbles! Blossom!
Buttercup!

Girls, I...I...

I love you.

GIRLS:
We love you, too.

I said take him away,
you mutants.

Huh?

[fake girls
chanting "d*ck!"]

You never gave us love.

Where was our love?

Get back!
I am your master!

Only a master
of evil, d*ck.

No! No!

Nooooooo!

FAKE BLOSSOM:
Get out before it's too late.

[Professor sobbing]

GIRLS:
Professor!

Girls! I thought
I lost you.

What happened to
Professor d*ck

and the other
Powerpuff Girls?

Well, old d*ck may have gotten
the formula right,

but the one ingredient
he forgot was love.

Let's go home, girls.

[d*ck screaming]

NARRATOR:
I guess the love you take

is equal to
the love you make.

So once again,
the day is saved

thanks to the original,
bona fide Powerpuff Girls.

Accept no substitutes.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!