03x13 - Moral Decay - Meet the Beat-Alls

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice,

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally

added an extra ingredient to the
concoction-- Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus, the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville--

where, when they're
not cleaning up crime,

the girls are hard at work
cleaning up their beloved home.

Ah, I hate cleaning up
around here.

What's the point?

It's just going
to get dirty again.

I think it's fun!

Yeah, and the
Professor said we'd get

a special surprise
once we finish.

Oh, really.

Ok, Professor.
You can look now.

PROFESSOR:
Wow!

Girls, you've really
outdone yourselves.

This place looks great.

You're surprised, aren't you?
Really surprised.

I'm also surprised
how good we did.

In fact,
it surprises me that--

All right.

Now, girls, what
I'm going to give you

is not to be
taken lightly.

With it comes
a big responsibility,

but I think it's time
you began to understand

the value of...
A dollar.

Huh!
Huh!

There's one
for each of you.

Wow, Professor.
Thanks!

Yeah, tha--
Hey!

This is a quarter!

No, it's not.

It's the new
Sacajawea dollar.

Oh. Ok, then.

Thank you, Professor.

You're welcome.

Buttercup,
what do you say?

What?
What can I say?

"Thank you"
is not enough

to express
my gratitude.

This is the first
piece of currency

that I've ever had,
and it's all mine! All mine!

To do with
whatever I want.

I've never had
this feeling before.

Well, I'm glad
you like it.

Now, girls--

like it?

I love it!

The feel, the taste,
the smell, the power.

I now understand why
Mojo's always robbing banks.

Well, I--
I need more!

And the more I get,
maybe I'll be able to save up

and buy that punching bag
I've been eyeing.

And then I can punch.
Bam! Pow!

BUTTERCUP:
Oops.

BUBBLES:
Aaah!

Ok, now.
Let me see.

Oh, man.
Jeez, I'm really sorry, Bubbles.

It was an accident.
I didn't mean to.

It wa--it's just--
Oh, I'm sorry!

I'm really so sorry.

It's ok, Buttercup.

She'll be fine.

Ok, but I am sorry.

[LISPING]
It's ok.

I'm sure the Professor
can put it back in.

Well, I don't
know about that,

but there is something
you can do with it

that's even neater.

Like thith?

Just like that.

Good night, girls.

BUBBLES:
Professor, are you sure?

Ha ha!
I'm quite sure.

Now go to sleep.

BUTTERCUP:
Bubbles?

Yes?

I'm sorry.

BUBBLES:
Aaah!

It works.
It really works.

What works?
What's going on?

Yesterday, after Buttercup

knocked out
my tooth--

I'm really sorry!

I know. It's ok.

But afterwards,
the Professor told me

if I put my tooth
under my pillows,

that when I wake up
I'd have this!

Wow!
Wow!

I know!
It's a whole nother dollar!

But how?

Professor said
that if a kid loses a tooth,

they're supposed to put it
under their pillow,

and then,
in the middle of the night,

the Tooth Fairy comes
and takes your tooth

and leaves
you money!

Wow!

So, the more
teeth you lose...

the more money
you get.

You could make
a lot of money that way.

BUBBLES:
Lots and lots of money.

BLOSSOM:
Mmm. Lots and lots.

Lots and lots
and lots of money.

Ooh!

Oh, my gosh.
Are you ok? I'm so sorry.

That was an accident.
I didn't see you there.

What are you
looking for?

Oh, nothing.
Nothing.

Rats!

BUBBLES:
Hey!

Are you trying
to knock out my teeth?

No, no. Of course not.
I'd never do that.

[UNDER HER BREATH]
No matter how valuable they are.

Ooh!

Oh, sorry.
Sorry. I didn't see you there.

Aah!
Oops.

Sorry.
What a klutz!

Ooh!

Sorry. My bad.

Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Buttercup!

I know you're
the toughest fighter

and you like
to play rough,

but under no circumstances
are you allowed

to knock Bubble's teeth out.

Or Blossom's.

Understand?

Yes, Professor.

[RINGING]

Yes, Mayor?
We're there.

BLOSSOM:
Girls, move out!

Buttercup!

Ohh. Coming.

BLOSSOM:
Buttercup, they're headed your way.

Huh? Oh.

[CLOCK TICKING]

[RINGING]

[CRASH]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

[PUNCH PUNCH]

[GLASS BREAKING]

Wow, Buttercup.

You've sure been kicking
it at a high gear

these past
few days.

Well, you know
WHAT THEY SAY:

Another day,
another dollar.

Huh?

Oh, nothing.
Good night.

NARRATOR:
Hmm. Buttercup's teeth may be fine,

but her attitude
sure is rotten.

[DENTIST'S DRILL]

DENTIST:
Ok, Mr. Jojo,

you're all done, and because
you've been such a good boy,

here's your wowwipop.

Ooh.

Huh?

MOJO:
What happenth to you guyth?

No, don't tell me.

Buttercup?

I bet you were
just sitting home,

minding your
own business,

when,
all of a sudden,

Bam! Poof! Crack!

Buttercup busts through

and starts beating
you in the face,

knocks out as many
teeth as she can,

and then takes off
with them.

[GROANING]

This is an outhraghe!

ALL:
Huh?

An outrage!
An outrage!

Something must be done.

What?

No way!

I don't
believe it.

Really?
That's terrible.

Girls! The Townsville
museum's collection

of priceless prehistoric
pearly whites

is about
to be plundered.

Priceless?

We're on our
way, Mr. Mayor.

Good. Very good.

All right, Mojo.
Lose the teeth!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Uh, girls...

Uh, a little help here?

Sorry, Buttercup.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:

An eye for an eye...

and a toof for a toof.

[NERVOUS STUTTER]

[FIGHTING]

Well, Buttercup,

I can't say
I'm proud of you,

BUT I DO KNOW THIS LESSON WILL
SURELY TEACH YOU ONE THING:

The value of...

a dollar.

Huh!

PROFESSOR:
Yes,

I think this will just about
cover your dental bills.

Ptth!

Ohh.

[DENTIST'S DRILL]

Narrator, lisping:
So, once again, the day is saved...

Thanks to the
Powerpuff Girls.

Oww!

MOJO:
The city of Townsville, I hate you.

I do not enjoy the fact

that 3 superhero
female children

take up residence in you.

And by hurting me
and forcing me

to dwell in one of your
correctional facilities,

these mutant infant girls
prevent me

from obtaining
political control of you.

But you will be mine,

and they will most certainly--

Hey!

I have been made a fool
by you for the last time.

But as they say,

all good things
must come to an end.

And your end is--

Tonight!

Think of it
as an investment

toward
your future.

If I don't destroy
the Powerpuff Girls tonight,

I'll never give you
a day of peace until I--

Doe.

Do-do-do do-do
do-do-do do-do-doe--

Oh, I'm sorry, Jo.

I can't play
you purdy tonight.

I've got them darned
Powerpuffs in my noodle,

and they make me
so mad I want to--

Destroy them I will!

Tonight is the
night in which--

Your reign of
goodness will end,

and my reign
of evil shall--

Begin to take hold
as I take over--

Townsville ain't
gonna be no more

after I get them Powerpuff--

PROFESSOR:
Girls? Time for bed.

Hey! What are
y'all doing here?

Well, I'm here to destroy
the Powerpuff Girls,

and I can only assume
that these two losers

are here to watch
a master at work.

Listen, you
pathetic primate...

It is I who shall destroy
the Powerpuff Girls,

not you!

So why not run along
and have a banana?

Oh, that is
a misconception!

Just because
I am a monkey

does not mean
I am a banana addict.

[ARGUING]

Quiet!

Now listen!

It doesn't matter

that you get all your
little gadgets,

or that you are
the ultimate evil.

All that matters is that I
destroy the Powerpuff Girls--

which I will,

because I have
the most powerful power

in the whole
wide world...

Cold, hard cash!

She has
a point there.

HIM:
Yes, she does.

But still--

Yeah.

[ARGUING]

Hey, I want
to fight, too.

[ARGUING]

Shut up!

We're trying to sleep!

We'll kick your
butts tomorrow.

It's the girls!

Get them!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[SCREAMING]

Did we just do
what I think we did?

MOJO:
Yes.

Individually,
we have failed

time and again,

but together,
we are victorious.

I propose we
join forces and merge

into one supervillain
conglomerate.

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup?

We beat them?

We beat
all of them?

That's it!

Oh, we will be known as
the silver Beat Alls.

No! Too fancy.

We shall be
known simply as

the Beat Alls.

Man, British accent: Yes, screaming
girls everywhere ran screaming

whenever the Beat Alls
made the scene.

[SCREAMING GIRLS]

Individually, it had been
a long and winding road.

But together, the Beat Alls,

or the Bad Four as they
were also known,

had finally
conquered Townsville.

Now give me money!
That's what I want!

MAN:
Their rise to fame can be attributed

to their ability to deliver
hit after hit after hit...

To the Powerpuff Girls.

Oh, I should
have known better.

MAN:
With Mojo Jojo on blaster rays...

Better run
for your lives

if you can, little girls!

Aah!

MAN:
The acidic spit stylings of Him...

goo-goo-gotcha.

Aah!

MAN: Princess, accompanying
Mojo on blasters...

You say stop,
but I say go, go, go!

Aah!

MAN:
And Fuzzy, the shy one...

I'm gonna let you down
and leave you flat.

Aah!

MAN:
Provides the rock.

Thus, the brutish
invasion had begun.

Aah!

MAN:
Again...

And again

and again,

the girls were defeated
by the Beat Alls,

until, eventually, the girls
stopped showing up entirely,

and the Beat Alls
had a ticket to ride.

Will the people
in the cheap seats

please leave?

And the rest of you,
hand over your jewelry.

MAN: Having finally
bested the Powerpuff Girls,

the Beat Alls rushed
to the top of the charts

of the most wanted list.

When questioned, authorities
HAD THIS TO SAY:

Thank you.

My name is Sergeant Pepper,
of the Townsville police,

and, at the request
of my commanding officers,

I'd like to make this statement.

Help.
We need somebody.

Help.
Not just anybody.

Help.
We need the Powerpuff Girls.

Thank you.

So, there you have it.

The Beat Alls
have taken over.

The girls have taken off.

Will they return?
Perhaps. Perhaps not.

But, as they say,
tomorrow never knows.

I'm Stuart Best, and this
has been a Day in the Life.

BUTTERCUP:
Uck. Turn it off.

Who would make
a stupid documentary

about the Beat Alls,
anyway?

PROFESSOR:
Girls? Girls!

I read the news today.
Oh, boy.

"Beat Alls crash
Mr. Kite's benefit."

"Powerpuffs nowhere in sight."

So what?

Ah, girls.

Yesterday, all our troubles

seemed so far away.

Now, it seems
they're here to stay.

Sitting here


everyone seems
to think you're lazy.

I don't mind.
I think they're crazy.

But you used to be running
everywhere at such a speed.

Now you think
there's no need.

There isn't.

If we can't stop
the Beat Alls...

We're never
saving the day again.

Oh, you
can't do that.

What will
Townsville do

when they look
for the girls

with the sun
in their eyes,

and they're gone?

But what
can we do?

Well, first,
you have to realize

the Beat Alls
are just a rock band.

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Fuzzy, he does
that rock thing.

You--you know.

But that's
not important.

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THIS:

Mojo Jojo was a man who
thought he was a loner,

but he knew it
couldn't last.

He's just getting by

with a little help
from his friends.

Are you saying
we should

try and break up
the Beat Alls?

Is that possible?

Yes. I'm certain that
it happens all the time.

But how?
But how?

Listen.

Do you want
to know a secret?

NARRATOR:
Sounds like the Professor has some

magical mystery tricks
up his sleeve.

[ALARM]

I want to hold
your cash.

Too late.
Somebody beat you to it.

Huh?

Brilliant.

Who is responsible
for this?

Who is behind such a
unique and innovative

approach to
committing crimes?

I have got to get
you into my life.

[SCREAMING]

I love you, too.

Oh, no.

Hey, guys.

This is Moko Jono.

She's a performance criminal,

and she's conceived
some brilliant schemes

that I think
we should try.

Um, why are we
doing this again?

It's called annoyance
crime number 9.

OUR CONCEPT IS THIS:

Imagine all the people

and how annoyed they'll be that they
can't reach their destinations on time.

[HORNS HONKING]

[LAUGHING]

PRINCESS:
So, tell us again

why we're only stealing

toilet paper,
light bulbs,

milk, flour, and eggs.

Well, Moko's idea is that
stealing items that are all white

isn't against the law.

So, it's ok
to take them.

Huh?

It's all right because
they're all white.

Ugh.

[MOKO AND MOJO, SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

HIM:
Mojo. Mojo.

Mojo!

What?

I still don't get it.

The louder you yell, the more
pain it causes the listener.

And their pain
is our pleasure!

Aah, Mojo,
you're a pain.

You're
on your own.

We quit!

What?

We quit!

Good. Good.
But even louder!

[SCREAMING]

FUZZY:
Oh, now what do we do?

Let's get back to where
we once belonged.

[RINGING]

Yes, Mayor?

The Beat Alls are
up on the rooftops,

and they're
destroying Townsvillle.

They just won't
let it be.

The Beat Alls?

Well, three of them,
at least.

Hello? Girls? Oh.

Hey, Beat Alls!

Why, girls,
hello...

good-bye!

Aah!

Sorry, but it's
time to go.

Aah!

Cry, babies, cry!

Aah!

I'd just like
to say thank you

on behalf
of the group,

and hope we
passed the audition.

BLOSSOM:
Sorry, guys!

There's just...
Something missing.

See how they fly?

I'm crying.

You sure will be!

They're going
nowhere, man!

Three down, one to go.

Huh? Look.

Here.
There.

Everywhere!

I've got a feeling,
a feeling deep inside.

A feeling
I can't hide.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah!

You're finished, Mojo,
and so are the Beat Alls.

I don't need them.

Now that
I've found Moko,

our evil shall spread
across the universe.

Hey, Jude!

Hi, girls.

This is Judy.

She's from
the Townsville zoo.

So?

Ok, Judy,
do your stuff.

[CLICKING]

Michelle...
Here, girl.

Michelle.

Michelle?
Who's this Michelle?

Moko, do you--aah!

Ha ha!
Her name's Michelle.

She lives at the zoo,

and she agreed
to help us stop you.

Agreed?

She doesn't like you

or the fact that you're
always destroying Townsville.

She said you're
giving monkeys a bad name.

[CHATTERING]

So, she's not
a performance criminal?

Well, I don't
know about criminal...

But she is
a performer.

She plays piano.

But remember, girls,

someday monkey won't
play piano song,

play piano song.

See you, girls!

POWERPUFFS:
Bye!

Now, Mojo,

it's time for a Beat Alls
reunion at Townsville jail.

But you took
my love away.

Well, it's like
THE SONG GOES:

The love you take
is equal to--

Equal to--hmm...

Oh, who cares?

It's by some
dumb old band, anyway.

NARRATOR: Well, I don't
really want to stop the show,

but I thought you
might like to know

that once again
the day is saved,

thanks to the
Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!