03x12 - The Headsuckers Moxy - Equal Fights

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

Spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction...Chemical X

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-super powers,

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

A secure place, a safe place,

a place where the most
valuable of all possessions

is locked up safe and sound.

Oh! Hello.

I'm sorry, sir,
but the bank is closed.

Please come back
tomorrow.

Have a safe night.

[PANTING]

[CLANG]

Aah! Huh?

Heh heh heh.

Whew! Silly imagination!

Now, Mr. Bank
Manager, sir,

you were the only
one who knew

the combination
to the safe.

So, how was the crook
able to open it?

Combination? Safe?
Crook? Where--?

Oh, my head!!

He can't remember
anything.

Here, let me take
a look at that.

[GASPING]

NARRATOR:
Whoa!

Seems the mystery miscreant
sure left his mark!

Question is, when and where
will he strike again?

[BEEPING]

[SINGING]

[SCREAMING]

[BEEPING]

[CLATTERING]

And only you
knew the code?

Huh? Code? Can't think.

Head hurts.

Uh-oh, let me see.

[GASPING]

There it is again.

The same mark
as the bank manager.

What does it all
mean, Blossom?

It means we better get
to the bottom of this

before he
strikes again.

Argh!

Come on, girls!

So only you knew the secret
location of your booty?

Argh.

Can you tell--

Argh!

Don't tell me,
your head hurts?

Argh.

NARRATOR:
Back at home, the girls sink their teeth

into this confusing conundrum.

Holy headaches, Blossom.

This is a tough one.

BLOSSOM:
Head is right, Bubbles.

All the victims had strange
marks on their heads.

Gosh, yes, Blossom.

You always have
the right information.

BUTTERCUP:
Information?

Bubbles, that's it!

All the victims had secret
information that only they knew.

BLOSSOM:
He sucks the secret information

from the victims' heads.

Holy leech!

Robbing Leech,

to be exact,
Bubbles.

That's right.

And whoever has secret,
valuable information,

is the Robbing Leech's
next victim.

Holy heist!

Heist? Jewels?

Blossom, you
don't think--

Yes! That's it
exactly!

Arriving tonight
at the Townsville museum

is none other
than the Sapphire Sultan.

He's here to visit
with the Mayor

and divulge to him
the secret location

of the world's most
valuable sapphire.

BUTTERCUP:
Which means the Sapphire Sultan

is the robbing Leech's
next victim!

Exactly!

Come on, girls!
Not a moment to lose!

[SCREAMING]

[SUCKING]

Not so fast!

Aah! Girls!

Man, oh man,
you should have seen it!

This guy, he came out
and grabbed the Sultan,

and he swung him
all around and then...

Aah!

He jumped on his head

and he started
sucking on his skull,

and the Sultan was all
screaming and stuff!

And then, bam!
The Sultan fell down!

And the little
guy walks over

and squeezes his
stomach and bloop!

Out comes this jewel-thingy,
and then he ran away!

And you missed it!

You missed it!

Man, it was cool!

Mayor,
it wasn't cool!

The Sapphire Sultan
was just robbed!

It was cool.

Well,
it won't be cool

when the Leech
strikes again.

Who do you think

it'll be this time,
Blossom?

BLOSSOM: Well, whoever it is
must have some vital, precious,

and secret information
locked up in their head.

But who? Who?

Aah!

Help! Help!

Quick, Buttercup!
Hide me! Hide me!

What's gotten
into you?

Are you ok?

No, I'm not ok!
I'm in grave danger!

Danger? But why?

'Cause I'm the one!
I'm the next victim!

All the most secretest
secrets of Townsville

are locked up here
in my noodle.

Oh, Mayor, your noodle
is as empty--

Wait.

I think you're right.
You are the next victim.

What?
What?

Girls, we need
to protect

the Mayor's
brilliant mind

and make sure none
of the volumes

of information
he has in there

falls into the hands
of the Robbing Leech.

Understand?

Don't worry, Mayor.
We'll protect you.

From what?

Oh, what'll I do?
What'll I do?

Stress, stress!

Worry, worry!

Now, Mayor,
it's going to be ok.

We won't let anything
happen to you.

So, you just sit here at
your desk and relax.

BLOSSOM:
And with us guarding the door,

there's no way the Robbing
Leech is getting in.

Hee hee!

[SCREAM]

Guess he used
the window.

Well, Robbing Leech,
looks like the jig is up.

BUBBLES:
Suck all you want,

BUTTERCUP: 'Cause you ain't getting
anything from that thick skull.

ALL:
[GIGGLING]

Watch out!

Keep away from that mouth!

Blossom, watch out!
Watch out!

[SUCKING]

Well, Leech, it looks

like your brain-draining
days are over.

You're all dried up.

Well, Mayor, thank you.

We couldn't have done it
without you.

Huh? I don't get it.

Your empty-headedness is what
finally defeated the Leech.

You can't get water
from a well that's dry.

I don't understand!
Exactly.

What?
Correct, Mayor.

Huh?
That's right.

NARRATOR: And so, once again,
the day is...Oh...Something.

Day...Is...Oh, my head hurts!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

An ideal city, where everyone is
satisfied with their lot in life,

where the citizens are happy
to help each other out,

like these citizens.

BLOSSOM:
Bye, Professor. Going to school.

Oh, girls,
before you go,

could you do me
a favor?

ALL:
Certainly.

Will you drop
the garbage

by the curb
on your way out?

NARRATOR: A city where everyone
gets their fair turn.

Your turn, Jenny. Think fast.

[GIGGLING] Oops.

Very funny, Joey.
You're gonna get it!

[LAUGHING]

[BUZZING]

NARRATOR: A city where they always
have someone they can count on.

Yes, Mayor?
The bank, huh?

Don't worry,
we're on our way.

Mayor, on telephone:
Oh, you girls are so sweet

to take time out of your
day to save the city.

What would I ever do
without you?

Aw, shucks, Mayor,

we're happy to do
it for you.

Bless your little hearts.

NARRATOR: I wonder what kind
of hulking ugly thug of a man

is robbing the bank this time?

Whoa, man.

That's right,
you sad excuse of a man.

You've been rendered
completely helpless by a woman.

Femme fatale.

I'm the queen of corruption,

the mistress of misdeeds,

the dame of disaster.

I'm going to rob
this burg blind,

and there's nothing you macho
meatheads can do about it!

You be a good little boy
and put the money in the bag.

What exactly do you
think you're doing?!

I-I-I'm p-putting
the money in the bag.

Men! Can't do anything right!

Who is this? Who is this?

It's Ben Franklin,
you idiot! A man!

I want Susan B. Anthony coins.

Now!!

That's better.

Now, boys, looks like this
town has met its match.

There's not a man alive
who can stop me.

Uh-oh.

I can't believe it.

No man has ever
defeated me

and here you little girls

have overtaken me easily.

You're amazing!

That's right, lady!

And now you're
coming with us!

To jail!

Too bad your city belittles
your talents so.

ALL:
Belittles?

BLOSSOM:
What did you mean, "Belittle"?

Surely you've noticed.

Female superheroes aren't nearly as
revered as male superheroes.

Sure they are. There's
Supergirl, Batgirl--

Sheesh! They're so lame!

Merely extensions
of their male counterparts.

Who besides you
is a heroine in her own right?

Ha! There's Wonder Woman and...

Uh...

Um...

Um...

Wonder Woman...

She's right!
There is no one else!

He he he.

Hey, baby,
are you a fallen angel?

Where is she?

It's your fault
we lost her,

Butterfingers.

Will you give it
a rest, already?

We can't all be
little Miss Perfect!

There she is!

Can't you girls see?

The man can't admit we're better
than him, so he keeps us down!

Whew.

Listen to me, girls.

You're on the wrong side.

You girls protect
your city just as well

as Batman and Superman
protect theirs.

But do you have
your own movie?

[SIGH]

I'm in the same
boat as you.

Villainy, too, is
a male-dominated field.

Once you take me to jail,

there'll be no more female
villains in Townsville.

Except for that little brat
and the chick in the underwear,

but they're in jail,
so they don't count.

Come on, girls,
think about what you're doing.

Sending me to jail will be
a blow for all of womankind.

Including you.

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

Think fast.

Hey, you!

We saw what you did,
Joey Finklemeier.

W-w-what did I do?

Shut up!

Don't play dumb with us.

BUBBLES:
We know you know what you did.

[SCREAMS]

[BOYS SCREAMING]

[GIRLS CHEERING]

[CHEERING]

Hmmm.

[RINGING]

[CHEERING]

[WHIMPERING]

Oh, girls, I'm glad
you're home.

I finally caught up
on all the housework,

and all that's left
is your room.

If you could take care
of that, please.

I'll just do it later.

[BUZZING]

Yeah, what do you want?

Blossom, there's
this crazy tomato

stealing all the Susan B.
Anthony coins from the Mint!

Oh, really.

Uh, yeah.

Blossom, on telephone: And just what
do you want us to do for you?

Stop her, or something.

Ha! Let me tell
you something, Mayor.

MAYOR:
Ok.

Why don't you get
some big strong man

to save your precious city!

Or better yet, why don't
you stop making women

do your dirty work
and do it yourself!

[CLICK]

Boo hoo hoo!
She's right!

I'm a horrible little man!
A fraud! A fake! A fool!

How will I ever make it up
to the women of Townsville?

Ooh, I know!

I'll plant more flowers
in the park!

Ladies love flowers!

Oh, and candy,
that'll do the trick,

the fillies love
a chocolate.

BUBBLES:
Oh, it's that rotten Mayor again!

What do you want now?!

Miss Bellum!

Why, of course,
anything for you.

Miss Bellum wants
us to meet her

at the Mayor's office.

She says it's important.

MISS BELLUM:
Have a seat, girls.

What's going on?

ALL:
Miss Bellum?

Hi, girls. We called you here
for a little girl-talk.

ALL:
We?

Yes, girls.

We've been a little, um,
well, concerned about you.

Is everything all right?

Heck, no!

All the guys in Townsville

have rotten attitudes
about girls!

Yeah! And it's
even worse

than their cooties!

Oh, my!

Do tell.

- Well, first, there was this boy.
- Uh-huh.

- At school.
- Uh-huh.

- He was playing with this girl.
- Mm-hmm.

And he knocked her down!

TEACHER:
On purpose?!

Uh, no, they were kind
of playing catch and stuff.

Ok, maybe that
wasn't so bad.

But the Professor!

Yeah! He wanted
us to do chores!

Well, that is unfair.

Making you do
all the chores

and not doing
any himself.

He was doing
some of the chores.

Actually, we only had
to clean our own room.

The Mayor!

Yeah, the Mayor!

If he's supposed to be
running the city,

why is he always asking
us to save it for him?

Oh, you're absolutely
right, girls.

He should be using his own
superpowers to save the city.

Ok. Fine. But you gotta admit,
things are unfair around here.

I mean, there's only one female
villain in the whole town!

And you didn't
stop her.

That's right!

We girls gotta

look out
for each other!

WOMAN:
Oh, really?

Was Femme Fatale looking out for me
when she stole from my bank?

Was she looking out
for me when she broke my arm?

Was she looking out for me
when she stole my hairstyle?

Well, she did!

Listen, girls, you're right
ABOUT ONE THING:

There is injustice
in the world.

That's why we have you,

to protect the rights
of everyone.

And right now, everyone
in Townsville needs you.

[ALARM RINGING]

[LAUGHING]

Oh, hello, girls. I didn't
expect to see you here.

Hear you've been kicking
some male butt. Good for you!

Keep up the good work.

Susan B. Anthony
coins, huh?

Do you even know
who she was?

She was...Uh...

Once upon a time,

women weren't
allowed to do

much of anything.

Susan B. Anthony knew
that that was wrong.

In 1872, she broke
the law by voting,

and even though she was
found guilty,

the Feds wanted to go easy on her.

ALL:
Because she was a girl!

And not send
her to jail.

Well, you know,
she was this...

Well, men!

Girls should...
Oh, man!

Susan B. Anthony didn't
want special treatment.

She wanted to be
treated equally.

She demanded that
she be sent to jail,

just like any man
who broke the law.

And that's exactly
what we're going to do to you.

You can't do
this to me!

Horizontal stripes
make me look fat.

NARRATOR:
And so, once again, the day is saved,

thanks to the
Powerpuff Girls!

Hey, did you ever notice
there are no chick Narrators?

[CLANG] Ow! Hey!
Who threw that?

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff! ♪