02x11 - #WorldsFinest

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Become super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[thudding]

Look who's here
to tear this city up!

[girl screams]

[grunts]

Sorry, Giganta,
but you're busted!

- [Supergirl] Yoink!
- [exclaims]

[Batgirl grunts]

World's Finest, up high!

And now to check on those
sure-to-be-grateful bus riders.

[wind blowing]

And it's empty.

[chuckles]
Hey, we're still heroes.

We saved this city
millions in damages.

[keypad clacking]

Jimmy Olsen!

Did you see us clobber Giganta
just now?

Who? Uh, no, sorry.

Well, how about a photo
of the two heroes

and the city bus
they just saved?

Uh, you mean take a picture
of an empty bus?

I'm good. Thanks.

Jimmy Olsen's probably
not the type to get excited

by superheroes, anyway.

- [cell phone chimes]
- [exclaims]

Superman and Batman
are fighting!

I gotta see this.

[man] Superman!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

[thumping]

- [man] Look at them go!
- [crowd cheering]

- [boy] You're the best, Batman.
- Superman, we love you!

This is more exciting
than Christmas!

[whooping]

Look at these people.
They're going nuts for this!

Oh, wow. I can't believe it.

Real superheroes in action!

[man] Yeah, Superman!

But we actually did something
heroic today.

All I saw was an empty bus.

We are definitely doing
something wrong.

I'll say.

But your problems can be solved
with two little letters.

PR.

You've got to ask yourself,
"Self, how am I separating myself

from the 50 other
costume clowns out there?"

- Hmm.
- Ask it.

Actually, I'd rather
ask myself,

"Who is this dork,

and why am I not punching him
out of my way?"

[laughs] I love it.

You're aggressive.
Now, believe it or not,

public figures
who are seen as aggressive

trend well.
In fact, people like jerks.

Max Lord. [laughs]
And to answer your question,

the reason you're not punching
me in the face right now

at this very moment...
[whispers] You need me.

[Batgirl] "Max Lord,
Public Relations?"

[laughs sarcastically] PR?
Now I get it!

And you're bubbly.
Bubbly sells!

Look, we all know
you're A-listers

trapped in a B-listers career,

and I could help you
get the respect you deserve.

He's right, you know.

You both could use
more exposure.

Don't you want to make it big
like Bats and Supes someday?

Batman, over here!

I'm going to remember
this day forever.

What does Max Lord know?

We get tons of respect.

Right? People love us.

Nice knock-off costume.
[laughs]

Cool costumes!

Can I get a picture
for my school paper?

Might want to get...

Yeah, I'll get the card
out of the trash.

Welcome to the unveiling
of the city park's

newest sculpture.

Max's tip said something big
was gonna go down here.

Something that would really
put us in the public eye.

But I don't know
what that big deal could be.

Better not be
another Superman statue.

[camera shutter clicking]

Here for the unveiling
is the Mole of Honor himself,

Metropolis's own,
Mr. Moofy the Mole!

[crowd cheering]

Sheesh, who's Mr. Moofy?

Only like the cutest mascot
in the entire world!

And this city loves him!

Hi!

[thudding]

Fun's over!
Hand over the Mole!

- [crowd chanting] Supergirl!
- Get her, Batgirl!

This is our shot
to give the people

what they want!

Then, let's give 'em a show!

[crowd cheering]

What a scoop!

Supergirl and Batgirl
save Mr. Moofy!

With Max giving us leads
people really care about,

we're finally getting the
visibility respect we deserve.

You're telling me.
Yesterday I heard someone

refer to Superman
as Boy Supergirl!

[chuckles]

[sighs]

- What?
- No... Nothing.

It's just... Is it weird
you're in the center

of this photo and I'm, like,
in the background?

Nah, it doesn't matter!

Of course, it doesn't!

Just like it doesn't matter
most headlines read

Batgirl and Supergirl
when clearly

Supergirl and Batgirl
has a better ring to it.

[both grunting]

Careful, guys.

You don't want to get
carried away and put fame

in front of doing
the right thing or each other.

Relax, Jess.

- We are so not getting carri...
- [cell phone ringing]

[cheers] It's Max! Hi, Max!

Hi, Max!
Hi, Supergirl's here too.

[Max] Okay, good.
I got you both.

Now, listen. Your street cred,
through the roof,

and it's time to capitalize
on your brand.

Capitalize?

- [exclaims]
- [chuckles]

Take it from me, Batgirl.

Helping puppies
find homes is totally pawsome!

[children exclaiming]

[dialing]

Want to know the secret
to my strength?

Eat Pow-Power Loops cereal
every day.

[exclaims]

Look out, world!

I know where it's at.
Haven't you heard?

It's my turn at Bat!

[camera shutter clicks]

That's when I realized
that this girl...

had been super all along.

[crowd clapping]

[groans]

[both groan]

Okay. This press tour
is going to be big time.

Uh-oh!
What's wrong?

Well, other than the fact
that the sign out there

says Batgirl and Supergirl
when clearly

Supergirl and Batgirl
has the better ring to it.

I have issues
with the way our symbols look.

Supergirl's "s" really pops.

But my bat symbol
is three shades too dark

and reads a little, well, flat.

[scoffs] After listening
to you sing,

I thought you'd have
a soft spot for anything flat.

Oh, yeah? How about next time
someone ghost-writes a book

for you, you proofread it?
You do realize the middle

three chapters of your memoir
are reprinted from a cookbook?

Enough. I don't care
what's going on between you,

but out there,
you need to protect the brand.

You need to play nice.

[audience clapping]

[both grunt]

[crowd cheering]

Batgirl and Supergirl.

You are two of Metropolis's
hottest heroes!

The question on everyone's mind
right now is...

who's the kid?

Oh! That's my intern. Anthony.

How come you get an intern?

It's just more important,
I guess.

Supergirl, everyone knows
that Batman has a sidekick.

Would you say
your Batgirl's sidekick?

[laughs] Yeah, pretty much.

Question for Batgirl.

Now, Supergirl can move
entire planets.

You drive a moped?

What exactly do you bring
to the table?

Oh, excellent question!

It's not a moped.

It's a fully equipped,
mobile crime-fighting unit

which I designed myself

because not all of us
could be born with superpowers.

I think the takeaway
from what Bats is saying

is that I'm, you know,
naturally awesome

while she has to struggle
to keep up.

That was so not my takeaway!

It's what I heard.

And I do have
super hearing, remember?

That's it!
Anthony, ready my moped!

- I'm so outta here.
- So am I.

[crowd gasping]

Maybe if they endorsed
the same product.

No.

Or maybe if they did a duet!

Or maybe...

Maybe you should
hold up your end of the deal.

You said if I took that Mole,
you'd make me

an A list supervillain.

Not now, Doris.

We had an agreement!

Ok, look.
I'd love to discuss

why you're such
an epic failure.

But I got bigger problems
now, Doris.

[Giganta grunting]

Super Friends no more?

- [dialing]
- Hey, Max, it's Batgirl.

Thanks for everything,
but this isn't working for me.

Supergirl's friendship
is too important.

I'd tell you this
in person, but...

[Max shouting] Help!

...you're being tossed around
by a very angry Giganta.

I gotta go. Bye

- Hey.
- Hey.

So we should probably
save your agent.

[Max] Help!

About that?

I fired him.

You did?

- So did I.
- You did?

I couldn't stand
what he was turning me into!

I know. I can't believe
I didn't support you more.

You can always be
in the middle of the picture.

Thank you. You're so cute.

You should be
in the middle of the picture.

- Friends?
- Of course.

On one condition.

We never let ego
come between us again.

What? No, no!

No matter what,
we can never tell Jessica

she was right.

You know, I don't even know
how we got so carried away

in the first place.

[Max] Help!

Oh, right.

Come on, Giganta!
Don't make me beat you up

for a third time this week.

[Giganta] You want to save
this weasel?

He put me up to Mole-napping
just so you guys

could look good.

You monster!

Okay, Giganty,
let's think for a sec.

One way or another
we gotta turn you in.

Now... we can do
it the hard way or...

Or?

[Batgirl] We can do it
the funny way

and get you the bad guy cred
Max couldn't.

Sups, how far you figure
you can throw

our big friend here?

[Supergirl] Take that, Giganta!

- [Giganta screaming]
- [woman gasps]

[boy crying]

[crowd cheering]

Wow! What a scoop!

Giganta, Metropolis's worst.

[grunts]

[Jessica] Supergirl and Batgirl
save some guy.

Destroy beloved Moofy statue
in process?

Well, at least it's Supergirl
and Batgirl this time.

[grunts]