02x05 - #SuperWonderBatBeeZeeLanternMobile

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

- [door thuds]
- [alarm blaring]

[heroic music plays]

Ha! Did you really think
you could outrun justice?

Seein' as how justice is ridin' a moped?
I'm gonna go with, uh... yes?

- [Batgirl coughing]
- [robber laughing]

[gags] Well, that could
have gone better.

[thunder rumbling]

- [water splashing]
- Ugh!

If I need to catch bad guys,
I need a suped-up car.

Ever see Batman tool
around on a moped? No!

Last week, I wanted to take the
family van to a rally for Peace,

but my moms wanted to take
it to one for Love.

It was a sad day for peace.

Ugh! I know, just once I wish my driver
would let me pick the music in the car.

Though I grew up riding
horseback, I now understand

the virtues of a teenager
owning her own vehicle.

Hey, owning a car
ain't cheap, guys!

I mean, the repairs alone
can k*ll ya.

Of course, most of my repairs
come from me ripping off

- my steering wheel
- Huh? [gasps]

After some bozo
cuts me off!

Pfft. Ambulance drivers think
they're so big.

True, true... owning a car is
too expensive for one person.

[gasps] But not
for six people!

This may be the sugar talking, but we should
so pool our money together and buy a car!

[panting]

- Okay!
- Yes!

- Let's do it.
- Huzzah!

A car is a lot
of responsibility.

Sharing one
could cause arguments.

So says the only one of us
who's not old enough to drive.

Karen is right. If we are
to embark on such an endeavor,

we must make a solemn vow
among us not to argue.

- No fighting, you got it!
- Agreed.

- Of course!
- Fine.

Furthermore, every decision related to
this automobile must be made unanimously.

Unanimous it is!
Now, who's in?

[sighs]

Yes! We will so not
regret this!

With all our money together, there's
no telling the kind of car we can get!

Ooh.
Like a super-fast sports car!

[Jessica] With an eco-friendly
electric motor!

[Karen] With state
of the art tech!

[Kara] And a k*ller
sound system!

[Zee] Let's not forget
the flair!

[Diana] It shall be a noble
chariot worthy of Zeus himself!

[metal thuds]

So, this is all we can afford.

It's kind of how we imagined...

- [metal squeaking]
- [glass breaking]

So, it's a fixer upper.

But with a little love
and elbow grease,

this baby can become
the car of our dreams!

So, who's in?

[shrieks]

[all sigh]

[upbeat pop music playing]

It will be the envy of the
entire student parking lot!

Oh, it doesn't stop there! Karen
and I made some other adjustments.

Ha. Ha, Batgirl. You will
never get me. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[automated voice speaking]
Danger Detected!

That's not all!
We got hydraulics!

- And did someone say oil slick?
- [all gasp]

[yells excitedly] There's even
an invisibility mode!

The car may be invisible,
but you are not.

How absurd.

[squeals] I can't believe we were
ever considering not buying a car!

Now, all it needs is a cool,
iconic name, like The Batmobile.

Let's see, we are girls... Oh, I know!
The Bat-girl-Mobile!

Oh, Bat-girl-mobile.
[blows raspberry]

I think we can all agree
it's a supercar, right?

How about Supergirl's mobile?

Or The Green Machine!

Or Zatanna's Magi-Car!

Or Karen's Future Car
When She's Able To Drive!

Of course, you all want to name it
after yourselves. [scoffs] Lame!

Come, sisters! Need I
remind you of our vow?

I'm sure if we put our heads
together, we can come

up with a name we
all love in like two seconds!

[Diana yawns] Very well.

May I now see a show
of hands for...

The Super-Wonder-Bat-Bee-
Zee-Lantern-Mobile.

While I like that we are all
a part of the car's name,

perhaps there's something
shorter?

Shorter than Super-Wonder-Bat-
Bee-Zee-Lantern-Mobile?

Like an acronym?

SWBBZLM! Ooh, no, wait...
[gasps] SWBBZLM!

Is that good or bad? I can't tell 'cause
I've lost all track of time and space.

I mean, there are no bad ideas
in brainstorming.

Oh no, I think it's
a great idea. No, that's great.

In fact, of all the great ideas I've heard
today, like let's promise not argue,

and let's vote on every
single thing we do,

I think naming a car SWBBZLM
is the greatest...

idea...

ever.

I'm sensing sarcasm, Kara.

Ladies!
We are overthinking this.

We need something simple
that says "hero"!

Oh! Oh! That's it!
Hero!

H-E-R-O.

Hitech Equally Rationed...
O-tomobile!

Automobile is spelled
with an A.

Very well. All in favor
of Hero?

All in favor of taking Hero
out for her first spin?

[overlapping]

Come on, guys,
no fighting, remember?

We'll all get a chance
to drive!

Let us find a sensible way
to decide who drives first.

Say, by seniority? Agreed?

- [grunts]
- [all sigh]

There. Now, is anyone


No? Well, that settles
that then.

[all] Shotgun!

[all] Whoo! Freedom!

[gasps]

[brakes screech]

[horns honking]

[Karen] Uh, I have to go
to the restroom.

[chomping]

[Barbara] Whoa!

Oh! It's okay.

It's just ketchup.
And bacon grease. On silk.

Punch buggie blue!

Huh?

[radio crackling]

[heavy metal music playing]

- [button clicks]
- [mellow music playing]

- [clicks button]
- [heavy metal music playing]

[frantic clicking]

Enough!

[clears throat] Perhaps,
we should enjoy the silence.

Yes! [giggles]

- [truck horn blares]
- [screams]

- [tires screech]
- [all screaming]

[screaming in slow motion]

[sighs]

[cackling]

Hey! Those are
the bank robbers!

- [Barbara] You're on my cape!
- [Jess] Move over!

- [Kara] Get out of my way!
- [Zee] Watch it!

My boot! Ow!

[Green Lantern] It's on.

[tires screeching]

[laughs]

You can't escape now!

Please go faster
to avoid them escaping!

While I appreciate the
constructive feedback, Barbara,

I'm driving at the maximum
speed for the HOV lane!

Not to interrupt, Jessica,

but may I suggest
turning ahead to cut them off!

Okay, you may suggest that,
but it's wrong.

You want to take the next,
next turn!

[automated voice speaking]
Danger detected.

[tires screeching]

[all yelling]

- Gotcha!
- We did it!

- Okay. Move over.
- It's my turn to drive.

- Doesn't matter.
- Move it.

- Hmph.
- [groans]

Hmm.

[groans]

Hey, guys.

I couldn't help but notice

things have been
a little tense lately.

[all groaning]

Clearly, we'd all like
a little more time driving.

And to keep our no-arguing
streak alive, I made this.

We follow
my new driving schedule

and by this time tomorrow,
we'll be back to normal.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I know I'm late.

While it is thoughtful
to apologize,

it would've been
more thoughtful

to bring the car back on time!

[scoffs] Well,
maybe I could have

if someone hadn't
left it without gas.

Well, if that someone
didn't have to

waste our gas money
on air fresheners

because someone else
used the car to haul compost

then that first someone
could've filled the tank!

If someone had a problem
with me hauling compost

then they should have
said something!

Maybe someone
would have said something

if we hadn't agreed
not to argue!

Sisters! I am
beginning to suspect

that there is one thing
we can all agree on.

It is time that
our vow to not argue...

be broken! Show of hands.

Barbara, your chart
is preposterous!

I know lots of people who'd
love to have access to a car

at 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday,
[imitating Diana] Princess.

It beats 4:00 a.m.
on a Tuesday.

You can use your ring to make
any kind of vehicle you want!

And you can fly!

You're both right, which is why
it should be my turn!

- You don't even have a license!
- It should still be my turn!

We are trading.

It's my turn,
thank you very much.

Give me the keys!

Fine, fine.
Fight over the keys.

They won't do you any good...
[laughs cunningly]

...without the car!
[laughs hysterically]

Stop in the name of sharing!

[Zatanna chants]

- [effort grunt]
- [alarm blaring]

[automated voice speaking]
Danger detected.

[groans]

[laughs]

[dramatic music plays]

Gotcha! If you fall, I fall.

Wait! We're falling! [yells]

[grunts]

[all straining]

[all exclaim]

- [horns honks]
- [glass shatters]

Hero, no!
Stay away from the light!

[powers off]

Though our car is destroyed,

I'm more saddened by how
it made us treat one another.

I am sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

Splitting a car six ways
was a terrible idea.

And not allowing
ourselves to argue

only made it worse.

So, let us make another vow.

To not not argue ever again.

- Deal.
- Got it.

For sures!

We, uh, remembered
to get insurance, right?