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01x48 - #FantasticBeastsAndHowToMindThem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "DC Super Hero Girls". Aired: March 8, 2019 – October 24, 2021.*
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Six girls meet at Metropolis High School and form a superhero team dubbed the "Super Hero Girls".

01x48 - #FantasticBeastsAndHowToMindThem

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[theme song playing]
♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪


♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪


♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪


♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪


♪ Wow! ♪

[Diana] Huzzah!

I declare another day of
secondary education vanquished!

Ah! There you are.

Your dinner's in the oven.

Ooh, I also managed to get
those dents out of your armor.

Oh! Almost forgot!
Something came for you.

[Julia] It's in your room.

News from Mother.

[glass clinks]

Themysciran nectar! Hmm.

[gasps] My summer toga!

[gasps] Socks made from wild boar
intestines, as the gods intended!

[gasps] Thank you, Mother.

Tomorrow, I shall feast
in your honor.

[snoring]

[crash]

- Hmm.
- [spear swooshes]

[softly] You chose
the wrong home to rob, thief.

And the wrong breakfast!

Ha! [gasps]

- Ha!
- [pot thuds]

Aw!

- You shall not be my breakfast.
- [purrs]

Instead, you shall be my pet.

- [purrs]
- [tummy rumbling]

Aw, poor babe!

Being born must work up
quite an appetite.

[sniffs]

No? But you must have
nourishment to grow.

I know. Perhaps something
more delectable.

- [munching]
- Oh, little hatchling.

This is but one
of the wonders

of the world of man
we shall experience together,

from now on,
as owner and pet.

[chirping]

- [gasps]
- [chirps frantically]

[strings twang]

- [Julia] Diana?
- [gasps]

[Julia] Is everything
all right?

Indeed! [chuckles nervously]
Everything is... all is well.

[eerie music playing]

- [pleasant music playing]
- [squeals]

- [Kara] He's so fluffy!
- He's so cute!

Love!

Is that a griffin?

I have taken another stride
in my quest to become

a normal adolescent teenager.

Okay. Diana Prince
now possess a pet!

So, what are you
gonna call him?

He is an ancient creature
of grace and nobility.

Therefore, he must possess
a name worthy of his majesty.

Henceforth, he shall be
known as Steve!

[all] Aw! Steve!

Are you sure about this, Diana?

Caring for a pet
is a big responsibility.

Please! This is Diana Prince
we're talking about.

- She can handle anything.
- [crashes]

[crashing]

[Diana] Do not blame
yourself, Steve.

I too succumbed to
the siren song of ice cream

upon my arrival
in the world of man.

[burps and purrs]

You will soon learn
to control yourself as I have.

[yawns] Huh!

- [groaning]
- [Julia] Diana!

- Time for school!
- [snoring]

[school bell ringing]

Everything is under control.
Situation normal.

We're all fine here.
Thank you!

Ah! Greetings, sisters.

Shall we embark on another
uneventful day of school?

Okay, what's up?

[Steve squealing]

Did you bring Steve to school?

Ooh! Let me see, let me see!
Let me see him!

[panting]

- [Barbara squealing]
- He's goofier!

I'm gonna cry.

Diana, have you lost your mind?

If Mr. Chapin finds out...

If Mr. Chapin finds out, what?

Uh, um...

Finds out how much we admire
him, he'd never believe it.

Mmm-hmm.

Phew! Truly, there is nothing
to fear, Jessica.

He is quite well-behaved.

- Oh, boy.
- [grunting]

Steve, no!

[Karen] Run for your life,
Hami! Run!

- [grunts]
- [yells]

[sighs and thuds]

- [purring]
- Drop it!

Steven, drop the hamster now!

[groans]

Face it, Diana,
Steve is no ordinary pet.

He's a wild beast.

Nonsense!
He is the perfect pet.

- [grunting]
- All he needs is some... discipline.

Did someone say, "discipline"?

[blows whistle]

No pet is more disciplined
than Ace the Bat-Hound.

Watch and learn.

- Ready, boy?
- [ball squeaks]

Fetch!

Now, you try.

[chomps and swallows]

[chirping]

- Diana!
- Heel! Stop, boy!

[dogs barking]

[Steve grunting]

Steve and I shall see you on
the morrow, fellow pet owners.

[chuckles nervously and grunts]

[Diana] Do not blame
yourself, Steve.

I too know the difficulties
we Themyscirans face,

as we adjust
to the world of man.

Tomorrow, we shall try again.

[snoring]

[snoring]

- [thuds]
- [Diana grunts]

- [Steve grunting]
- [nervous chuckle]

Perhaps, we should limit
your ice cream consumption.

[growling]

Steve, can you fly?

Ha!

I... shall take that as a yes.

[people yelling]

Return to me at once, Steve!

[Wonder Woman] Steve, sit!
Bad boy!

[screams]

He is a playful scamp, is he not?
[chuckles softly]

[Wonder Woman]
Steve! Heel! Come!

[screeches]

Steve, no!

[screeches]

[screeches]

[growls]

My sincerest apologies.

I do not know how
the little guy got loose.

[choking]

Steve! Down, boy!

I said, down!

Ah, I do not know
what has gotten into him today.

He is usually so sweet.

Now, shake. Good girl.

[boy] Good boy, Sparky.

- [girl] What would I do without my best dog!
- Ha, ha! Good boy, Rex.

- You're the perfectest pet, ever!
- [Steve grunts]

- [siren blaring]
- [people screaming]

[grunting]

[growling]

[Steve grunts]

[screeches]

Forget these weak, well-behaved
world of man animal companions.

Let us show them
what a Themysciran pet can do!

[screeches]

[growls]

[growls]

[growling]

[blade swooshing]

[gurgling]

Who's a good griffin?

Steve is a good griffin.
Yes, he is.

[growling]

[growling continues]

[roaring]

Oops!

[growls]

[Wonder Woman yells]

[growls]

[Wonder Woman yells]

[triumphant music playing]

- [thuds]
- [crashes]

And now, monster...

to send you back from
whence you came... wait!

From whence did you come?

[soft growling]

[grunts]

The curse is contained.

Balance is restored.

- [glass thuds]
- [purring]

- [purrs]
- [sighs]

[panting]

[panting excitedly]

Come, Steve.

Do not give me that look.

Themyscira is where you belong.

It was selfish of me to force
you to do as I wished,

rather than what
was right for you.

[purring]

[squeals]

[chomping]

[sad music playing]

- [sighs]
- [screeching]

[gasps]

[all screeching]

Farewell, Steve.

No matter the distance
between our worlds,

you shall always be
a good boy.

[screeching]