01x35 - #Retreat

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[screaming]

Holy potatoes, Jess!

Your parents' cabin
is so awesome.

Forget the cabin,

how 'bout that lake? Huh? Huh?

Look at all that water!
[grunts]

And no worries
about tonight's entertainment,

'cause I got it covered.

Nothing goes better with nature
and fresh air than...

[ominously] The Cabin m*ssacre
weekend trilogy.

On a retractable


with ultra 4K
resolution display

and 10.2 surround sound
that runs on... this!

A nanotech pocket generator

that will run our electronics the
entire time we're roughing it!

I'm sorry, Babs, but
"roughing it" means no tech.

- What?
- What?

You heard her. No tech.

That also means no powers, Hal.

- What?
- What?

But... lake.

[objects rattle]

- [grunting]
- [object thuds]

[Jessica] Don't give me that look.

We couldn't use our powers
even if we wanted to.

Did you forget about...

[crow cawing]

Um, why is she here?

Um, why am I here?

Because it's a weekend

surrounded by the glory
of nature.

And who would enjoy it more

than ultimate nature lover,
Pam Isley?

- [branches snapping]
- [gasps]

[nature screaming]

[gasps]

[nature screaming]

[gasps]

[sighing]

- [scraping]
- [nature screaming]

[shudders]

[screaming continues]

[Pam] Monsters.

[all laughing]

[Pam shivering]

Isn't this great?

The stars, the campfire,
the camaraderie.

I thought you might be hungry,
so I made us...

veggie-kabobs!

[Pam gasps]

I've gotta go.

Don't get lost, all right?

[Hal] That chick is weird.

[laughing]

You could try to make her feel
more welcome, you know?

Hey, I built
a super-welcoming fire,

what do you want from me?

[Barbara] She shouldn't have
gone out there.

She could fall victim to...

The Witch of the Wood!

[both scream]
The Witch of the Wood?

Ooh, The Witch of the Wood.

Ooh, ooh, I'm so scared.
[scoffs]

Oh, it's no story.

The only reason
no one knows about her

is because no one's lived

to tell her tale!

[both gasp]

A tale of tragedy and horror!

You see...

The Witch of the Wood
was once a beautiful woman

who lived long ago.

She was mother
to 13 little children.

But a deadly plague
swept through the village,

taking all her darlings
with it.

Driven mad with grief
and despair,

she vowed to bring them
back to life!

But to do so,

she knew she must find them

amongst the graves
of the plague's victims.

[plant zombies groaning]

[Jessica] Hang on, hang on.

There's no such thing
as witches or zombies, Babs.

Stop trying to scare everyone.

[all shivering]

It's totally not...

[clears throat]
...working.

Then you won't mind
if I continue.

Ugh, whatever.

I'm going to get
more marshmallows.

Hopefully this nonsense
will be over when I get back.

Oh, it will...

- [yelling] ...or will it?
- [Karen, Hal, Garth shuddering]

Falling deeper into madness,

she pulled more and more mangled
corpses from the earth...

sending them forth
to find her children.

[plant zombies groaning]

And should they,

destroy those who would do them further harm.

[Pam screaming]

[gasps] Was that Pam?

[gasps]
The Witch of the Wood got her!

[all screaming]

Come on, you guys.

I totally made that story up.

- There's no such things as witches or...
- [plan zombie groaning]

[gasps]

[roaring]

Zombies!
[screams]

[roaring]

[all screaming]

[plant zombies groaning]

[panicking]
They're everywhere!

[all screaming]

[screaming]

[Karen] Oh, no, Garth!

What do we do?

- Jess took all our power thingies.
- [water bubbling]

[Garth] Fear not, young Karen.

For unlike you mere mortals,

I need no power thingy

to become the mighty master
of the deep.

Aqua...

[all screaming]

[gasps]
The cabin. It's our only hope.

Run!

[all panting]

- [Hal grunts]
- [Barbara and Karen] Hal!

- [Hal gasps]
- [plant zombie groaning]

[all gasp]

[all screaming]

- [both panting]
- [Jessica] Hey, guys?

Do you know where are the
gluten-free graham crackers are?

I found the...

Um...

What's going on?

We're under zombie attack!

They took Pam! They took Garth!

They're here
for our immortal souls!

Oh, please.

You think I'm falling for that?

There's no such things
as witches,

and there's no such thing as...

[plant zombies groaning]

[Karen, Jessica and Barbara screaming]

[Barbara grunting]

[grunting]

Hey, Hal.
How about some help here?

[gasps]

[groaning]

Uh-oh.

[groaning]

Hey, uh...

I don't feel so good.

Can one of you girls, like,

make me a sandwich
or something?

Hal...

Are you okay?

[groaning] Oh, yeah.
Totally fine.

[voice distorting] Put me
in, Coach, I'm ready to...

[Jessica] Hal?

[Hal moaning]

- [grunts]
- Babs! Over here.

[Barbara grunts]

Our strikes have
no effect on him.

He must be completely brain-dead!

I want a sandwich.

How can you tell?

- [groaning]
- [Barbara and Jessica grunt]

'Sup, ladies?

[Karen grunts]

[groaning]

Um, guys?

[Jessica]
The door isn't gonna last long.

- We're trapped!
- We need our power thingies.

Where are our thingies?

It's in the sack...

hanging from the tree outside
behind my mom's minivan.

What?

We're doomed.

No. No, we're not.

We don't need powers.

We're three intelligent,
capable young women.

We'll just have to...
improvise!

Ready, girls?

Wait a minute, Jess.
Are you sure about this?

[stammers]
I mean, aren't you a pacifist?

Ah, but you forget, Karen,
I'm also vegan.

And I eat plants for breakfast.

[groaning]

[all grunt]

[Karen and Jessica grunting]

[screaming]

- [Barbara grunts]
- [plant zombie gasps]

- [grunting]
- [groaning]

Ya!

[plant zombie groaning]

- [roaring]
- [Karen screaming]

You're coleslaw, sucker!

[Karen grunts]

Almost there.

[moaning]

[plant zombie screams]

- [Barbara grunting]
- [screams]

I always knew
this is how I'd go out.

I always hated vegetables!

[grunting]

Yes! [exclaims]

[groaning]

Oh, no.

[screaming]

Now, this is
the glory of nature.

[Green Lantern screaming]

[chainsaw whirring]

[breathing heavily]

[all breathing heavily]

[grunting]

I am Aqualad,

king of the oceans.

[grunts]

[engine starts]

Look!

Pam, you're alive!

Hey... you're alive, too.

Yay.

- [Jessica gasps]
- [tires screeching]

We forgot Hal.

[Hal] Um, hello?
Not funny, guys.

It's cold in here,

and I'm hungry. Can someone
make me a sandwich?

Please?