01x02 - Box O' Fun/U.S. Acres: Unidentified Flying Orson/School Daze

[bunniefuu]

-

- I'm

- I'm in

- I'm in the

- I'm in the mood

- I'm in the mood to

- I'm in the mood to flop

- I'm in the mood to flop on

A flotilla of flavorful flowers.

Rats, bees!

Uno momento, I have an idea.

[ Clears throat ]

Attention bees, larger bee

In your presence buzz, buzz.

This is my territory now.

The old big bee routine

Works every time.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Yells ]

[ Snickers ]

- Ladies and gentlemen,

Garfield and friends.

- ♪ Friends are there ♪

- ♪ To help you get started, ♪

♪ To give you a
push on your way ♪

- ♪ Friends are there ♪

- ♪ To turn you around, ♪

♪ Get your feet on the ground ♪

♪ For a brand new day ♪

- ♪ They'll pick you up when ♪

♪ You're down ♪

- ♪ Help you
swallow your pride ♪

♪ When something inside says ♪

♪ To break on through ♪

♪ To the other side. ♪

- ♪ Friends are someone ♪

♪ You can open up to ♪

- ♪ When you feel like ♪

♪ You're ready to flip ♪

- ♪ When you've got the world ♪

♪ On your shoulders ♪

- ♪ Friends are there ♪

♪ To give you a tip ♪

- ♪ Friends are around ♪

♪ When you need them, ♪

♪ They're even there ♪

♪ When you don't ♪

- ♪ For a walk in the park ♪

♪ Or a shot in the dark, ♪

♪ Friends are there ♪

- ♪ I don't care ♪

- ♪ But friends
will care for you ♪

- I just checked

The t.v. Listings,

I'm the only thing on right now.

[ Tires screech ]

- Garfield, I'm home.

- I kinda figured that out

By the way you walked

Through the door.

- I really need quiet,

Garfield.

I have to study for that test

At night school.

I'm learning a language

That's very difficult for me.

- English.

- I'm going to go study.

Now, please, don't make

Any racket.

- Me?

[ Engine starts ]

- We're back to the action at

The world champion time trials.

[ Engines rev ]

[ Tires screech ]

- Pulling up,

Number 37 enzio bodoni

Driving his lean, mean

Corrugated racing machine.

And now enzio pulls ahead

Of the pack,

Deftly weaving his way

Into the lead,

The crowd is going wild.

I said the crowd is going wild.

[ Cheers ]

- Enzio's in the lead

But he's getting thirsty.

Looks like he may have

To make a pit stop.

Number 34 is gaining on him

But is enzio worried?

Yes, enzio's worried.

His bo--

His car is out of control.

The finish line is just ahead,

Will he make it?

The crowd is on their feet

And now he's nearing
the finish line.

He's...

- Garfield, one of my books

Is missing.

- Ruined the whole race.

- Oh, there it is.

Now, stay out of trouble.

- Do you read me, blue leader?

This is lasagna one,

We have ignition.

Roger, over and out and

Fancy flying talk like that.

Blue leader,

This is lasagna one,

Check and see what

The in-flight movie is, over.

Uh-oh, I think I have

Someone on my tail.

I was wrong. No one there.

Uh-oh, looks like

I've got company.

[ Makes machine g*n noises ]

[ Engine sputters ]

- Oh, no, I'm outta gas.

That's the last time

I buy unleaded.

I'm goin' down! Down!

Looks like this is the end.

- Garfield, don't you

Hear odie?

[ Barks ]

- Didn't you hear odie

Whining to be let in?

Come on in, boy.

[ Barks ]

- Please, no more

Interruptions.

- What was I doing?

I was just minding my own

Business playing with this.

[ Pants ]

- Sorry, fella, this is mine.

Get out.

I said out. Out! Out! Out! Out!

- All right, already.

You can stay.

[ Fog horn ]

- There's just the two of us

Here in this lifeboat.

We're lost, hopelessly lost

In the middle of the ocean.

They'll never find us, odie.

I'm weak with hunger.

I haven't eaten for

Almost 27 minutes.

All I can think of is food.

Everywhere I look I see meatloaf

And lasagna and tuna noodle

Casserole and shrimp chow mein

With crispy noodles, of course.

And tapioca pudding and you,

You're even starting

To look like a club sandwich.

A club sandwich with a side

Of onion rings.

No, no, no on second thought

Forget the onion rings.

It is a sandwich with roast beef

And tomato and ham and lettuce

And, ick!

Whoever heard of putting

Tongue in a club sandwich?

Whoa!

[ Crashes ]

- What is all that racket?

Didn't I ask you to please--

Okay, that does it.

I'm sorry to do this, guys,

But I have to study.

Playing with a cardboard box.

Of all the childish,

Silly things to--

Hmm.

What h*, black knight,

You did not expect

Sir jon of camelot.

Ha-ha!

Take this, you blackguard,

And that and this

For the honor of queen beatrice

And king arthur.

The roundtable is actually

An ellipse. Ha-ha!

Touche! Et tu!

- Some people never

Let you have any fun.

[ Pants ]

- Ready for lift off, odie?

- Yeah.

[ Barks ]

- Six, five, four, three,

Two, one

We have ignition,

We have lift off.

Affirmative, houston,

We have lift off

And all systems are go.

[ Screams ]

[ Crows ]

- Baa!

[ Shouts ]

- Hey, that's not fair.

- Welcome to the 20th century,

Fuzz face.

- What are you doing, booker?

- Setting a trap

To catch a worm.

- Really?

What did you use for bait?

- A peanut.

- Booker, worms

Don't eat peanuts.

[ Ringing ]

- Hey, I caught something.

[ Elephant trumpets ]

- By golly, he's right.

- Could you guys hold it down.

I'm trying to read a book.

- A new book?

Lemme see that.

Attack of the awesome

Space zombies.

Oh, not one of these.

- There's nothing wrong with

Reading science fiction.

- For a normal person, no,

But not for you, orson.

The trouble with you, pig,

Is you believe
everything you read.

This book is fiction.

It's make believe.

- I know that.

- You do sometimes get

Carried away.

- You should be carried away.

- ♪ Read, read it's good ♪

♪ You read. ♪

♪ We think that's just fine ♪

♪ But what we don't like ♪

♪ Is what you read ♪

♪ When you read between the
lines. ♪

- Between the lines?

- ♪ Read, read it's
good to read ♪

♪ And use your imagination. ♪

♪ When you read more than you ♪

♪ Read you scare ♪

♪ The whole farm population. ♪

♪ Read, read it's good to read ♪

♪ But now everyone complains. ♪

♪ You got us all scared ♪

♪ Half to death. ♪

♪ Oatmeal for brains. ♪

- I never let my imagination

Get carried away.

- It is now 3:00, I will be

Laughing until at least 5:30.

[ Laughing ]

- I know the difference

Between real and make believe.

Now, where was i?

Oh, yes, the martians had

Hit upon a brilliant scheme

To invade the earth.

They had disguised themselves

As harmless cheese danish.

The martian leader knew no one

Would suspect a cheese danish of

Carrying the laser phaser rays.

- You know, if I were to do

What I was thinking, I would

Be the rottenest person

In the world.

Okay, so I'll be the rottenest

Person in the world.

[ Laughing ]

- Ah, I knew I had some

Cheese danish around here.

Well, you can never tell

When you're gonna need them.

- The laser phaser ray controls

Everyone it touches,

All part of

The martian invasion scheme.

Martian invasion scheme.

Boy, I'm sure glad

This isn't true.

Just imagine, martians

Disguised as cheese danish.

Why, who would ever suspect?

Wade, what do these look like?

- Hmm, let's see.

Mmm, cheese danish.

- Don't eat that.

That's a baby martian!

- A baby martian?

- That's how

They disguise themselves.

- Hello, orson.

[ Gasps ]

- He's been laser phasered,

That means the martians

Are invading.

- Martians?

Invading?

Oh, no!

- We've gotta warn everyone!

Help!

The martians are here.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughing ]

- Don't you think you were

A little rough on orson?

- Oh, maybe you're right.

- Martians are invading,

They look like cheese danishes

And they made roy
into a space zombie

And they're gonna
take over the world

And we're all in a
lot of trouble and

I'm getting outta here.

- You were saying, lamb-lamb?

- Something strange here.

I'm gonna take a look around.

[ Pants ]

- What if they don't stop

At cheese danish?

What if they start disguising

Themselves as crullers

And croissants and bagels?

[ Laughing ]

- Oh, oh, oh,

This is just too perfect.

And now comes the best part.

- Hi, orson, wanna go halfsies

On a cheese danish, dude?

- Bo, that's not

A cheese danish.

That's a martian.

- Oh, orson, I just found prune

Danish over by the chicken coop!

- Prune danish?

Those must be men from jupiter.

Come on!

- Hey, I don't understand this,

Man, and I'm not even gonna try.

This martian's a little stale.

- Perfect, the grain silo

Looks just like a rocket ship

And when I get orson

To open the door to his rocket,

Whoosh, he'll be buried

In grain right up to his

Little piggy eyebrows.

[ Laughing ]

Here they come now.

Spaceship to mars is here.

- That's their spaceship.

- Right where

The grain silo used to be.

- Hope no one steals spaceship

Or we cannot return to mars

To start invasion of earth.

- That's the answer, orson.

You gotta take their spaceship.

- Roy's behind this.

I should have known.

- That is door to spaceship.

- Okay. I'll do it.

- Hurry up, orson.

You have to save the world

From the martians.

We sure can't count on roy here.

- What do you mean

You can't count roy here?

I'm roy here.

- No, you got yourself captured

By the martians, roy.

You can't be the one

To steal their spaceship.

- Oh, you think I can't, hunh?

Well, I'll show you.

Move aside, hog,

I'll fly this rocket--

What am I doing?

It wasn't supposed

To work like this.

At this rate I'll be done

In time for christmas.

- What year?

- That I'm not sure of.

- I should stop reading

Those books.

- Oh, don't ever

Stop reading books.

Just remember, they're books.

Sometimes they're real

And sometimes

They're to play pretend.

- A worm.

[ Struggles ]

- Got you, worm.

You're mine.

Give up! Give up!

I've got you.

Boy, you're a tough one.

- Oops, nice tail.

- Mission force to post one.

Plan to disguise

As cheese danish has failed.

No intelligent life on earth.

Repeat, no intelligent life.

Returning home.

- Well, nothin' to do today

But hang on the old screen door.

I'm bored.

I'm so bored.

Bored, bored, bored, bored,
bored, bored, bored, bored.

I wish something would happen.

- Garfield, it's lunchtime.

Now where'd he go?

- I'm in pain.

I'm in real pain.

Pain, pain, pain, pain, pain.

[ Snores ]

- Hey, garfield, wake up.

[ Continues snoring ]

- Garfield!

- Ah!

- It's me, nermal,

The world's cutest kitty cat.

- I know.

- Look at this real cute thing

I can do with a ball of yarn.

La-la-la-la.

- Oh, boy, just what I needed

A display of blatant cuteness.

By the way, it takes real

Sharp claws to do this.

We're professionals.

Don't try it at home.

- Humans think this is so cute.

Look at this.

Hey, garfield, where we going?

- We? We're not going anywhere.

You, however, are getting

A tour of scenic abu dhabi.

Odie?

Tongue.

Thanks.

I always knew you were good

For something.

The mailman will be along soon.

- Garfield?

Hey, it's dark in here.

Who turned out the lights?

Hey!

- You know, I've been wondering

Why don't you bring the mail

To the house--

Oh, right,

Yeah, I've still got the cat.

Thanks.

Stonewall obedience school.

Train your pet to behave.

Oh, boy.

There's one place garfield

Would never--

What's inside this--

Nermal?

- I can hear jon now,

I don't believe it.

How could you do it.

- I don't believe it.

How could you do it?

- See?

- Don't you realize

How wrong it was to try

And mail nermal to abu dhabi?

- You're right.

Egypt's further.

- I'm sending you to

The stonewall obedience school.

- Obedience school?

Well, maybe school

Won't be so bad.

I can hang around

The student union,

Check out the cheerleaders.

- Ah, there's my new student.

- No, no, not me.

Him, take him.

I'll make a break for it.

- No cat has ever

Gotten away from me.

Just give me six hours

With this cat,

I'll have him purring

Like a kitten.

- I don't know.

Maybe this isn't

Such a good idea.

- With my method, cats learn

To be afraid of humans.

- It must be working,

I'm terrified.

- Come back in six hours.

- Well, okay.

- No, don't leave me with her!

Jon!

- All right, cat,

Let's get started.

You do any tricks?

- Oh, h*.

[ Hums ]

- Cut that out.

All right, now let's see

If you can play dead.

- Dead?

Oh, oh, oh,

You got me, pal.

Yeah, I stole

The klopman diamond.

Check please.

Hope the academy award people

Are watching.

- All right.

Rollover.

Good.

Now speak.

[ Snores ]

- Wake up!

- Ah!

Now I know where

Nermal learned that trick.

No kidding, she was thrown out

Of the marines for what?

- Unnecessary roughness!

Shh!

- Nothing teaches a cat

Obedience like a spin

Around the obstacle course.

Clyde, demonstrate

For our guest.

- I hate this.

- On your mark, get set, go!

[ Blows whistle ]

- I hate this.

I can't tell you how much

I hate this.

There are no words

In the english language

To describe how much

I hate doing this every day.

- Faster!

Faster, you mangy feline!

[ Dogs bark ]

- Swing over that dog pit!

- I just hate this!

Hate it! Hate it!

Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!

- Don't hurt those dogs, cat!

Now, it's your turn to--

- Jon!

How could you leave me here?

- Oh, no, she's running

A prison!

- Seal all the exits!

A cat is loose!

- Thanks!

- Don't mention it.

- This is the only way out.

He's not getting past me.

- Not quite my fashion

But they'll have to do.

- Taking your cat home,

Little boy?

Well, hurry up.

I have more important matters.

- Stop! Cat!

- I'm free! Free!

[ Laughs ]

- Uh-oh.

- Ha, got you!

Ha, I don't got you.

We must have discipline!

- You cats never listen to me.

I'll teach you a lesson.

Get me out of here, cat!

- I don't suppose

You've considered

A low cholesterol diet?

[ Struggles ]

[ Barking ]

- Please, save me!

I'll never yell at a cat again

As long as I live!

Ah, help!

- Should I trust her?

Oh, why not?

[ Screams ]

- Cat! Get away!

I never wanna see another cat

As long as I live!

- Hello, is anyone around?

I saw all these cats down the--

- Home! And step on it!

- What happened here?

- I think I graduated.

- I don't understand

What happened

At that obedience school.

I--you're mailing nermal again?

Garfield, how many times

Do I ha--

Ah, ha,

Gee, I apologize, garfield.

I feel terrible accusing you

Like that.

I'll go fix you a snack

To make it up to you.

I really am sorry.

- Well, you should be.

Imagine, thinking I would

Mail nermal

To abu dhabi again.

[ Barks ]

- Be quiet, odie,

You'll like the yukon.

[ Barks ]