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07x04 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Street

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

07x04 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Street

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there's something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call there something weird and it don't

look good who you going to call

[Applause]

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where is

he I ain't afraid of no

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ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to call

GH me

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me whoa

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uhoh bro come on hey hey hey hey come on

get sh**t scat go away would you

huh I'll get it I hate bugs

wow hey thanks hey you guys it's here

what is it Ray yeah yeah what is

it a back massager I hope it's the ant

farm I ordered Ant Farm oh swell does

this mean I'm going to be eating little

teeny tiny peas and carrots for dinner

every night a come on Peter ants can be

fascinating pets yeah fascinating pets

so pets it' take hundreds of them just

to fetch one slipper face facts Ray

they're bugs and the world would be a

lot better off without

him who's that ugly sucker abai the

Egyptian god of insects what a great

exhibit aren't you glad you came Winston

I'd rather be at the Mets game but it's

so authentic it really reminds me of

Cyro you've been to Egypt well not in

this lifetime but in a past life I was

Cleopatra you know ah yes sailing the

Nile on my golden barge even in those

days you had to commute huh oh haa

you're hilarious Winston the Egyptians

worshiped many gods what's this upai the

legendary Egyptian god of insects was

reputed to have ruled all Egypt from his

unusual Temple but when the cruel upshi

and his worshippers were driven out of

Egypt they took the Temple's Crystal

Capstone said to be the source of all

upi's powers they set sail with the

Crystal and were never seen again I wish

they'd taken the locusts too those

Locust plagues were always so annoying

after the seasonal floods

uhhuh the only relic of upai ever

recovered was this gold Scarab

apparently left behind

and now for the first time in 3,000

years the Scarab of abai will be open

[Music]

now for the final Venkman

touch hey come on easy Spud you're

shaking the desk what the blazes

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oh no my Mor my

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fungai Egon forget that stuff take

cover all safe and sound but what about

Peter Peter

Peter yo in

here are you okay

yeah but who's been sticking gum under

my

desk

sure Ray

escaping yuck I'll get my bug spray

Peter

wait the Box are coming the Box are

coming

[Music]

that's odd most creatures become

agitated prior to earthquakes not after

are they gone they're only insects Peter

what's the big deal I hate them all of

them ever since I was a kid guys guys

hurry hurry

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man the fly sers we're under attack calm

down Peter they're not attacking more

like they're fleeing I don't like fleas

either it's as if they know something we

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don't unbelievable I thought this kind

of thing only happened in California

yeah they said that about old brand too

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remember Winston what is going on here I

haven't the fogus but I'm calling the

guys you want to bet oh

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man we're rolling

Egon what a mess looks like the Big

Apple's been counted into big apple

sauce

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really oh poor Wist me don't worry green

guy I'm sure they're just

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fine uh pretty sure

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anyway there's the park I'm going to set

her down wait I'm getting a sudden surge

in ectoplasmic readings better make an

aerial sweep first you're the doctor

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doctor what the heck was that a cordula

gaster Bolton cordula what a dragonfly

the dragon flies don't grow that thing

they do now

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Gan I can't hold

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[Applause]

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her yes

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hey guys over

here where are Ray and Eon please don't

tell me the bugs got them bugs we're

right here Janine you know anything

about those giant dragonflies giant

dragon flies beats me we've got giant

ants beetles and spiders here okay okay

knock it off with all the dumb bug jokes

this is no joke Pete it's for

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real bugs why did it have to be bugs the

bigger question is what the devil are

they up to who cares this isn't our

fight we're not Bug Exterminators those

aren't real bugs Peters they're

Supernatural carbon copies ethereal

faimes very puzzling so you're saying

there ghosts exactly and we're

Ghostbusters yeah

Ghostbusters oh sure right make me feel

guilty where you going to get the traps

from the car we've got some bug bashing

to do you B basher

hey you bug

off what huh I don't get it when you hit

them they vanish who

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I

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you let me go let me go I'm warning you

you're messing with the wrong guy I hey

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B man we need those traps yeah I wonder

what's keeping Peter put me down you

overgrown

hairballs oh

no we're liable to hit be

[Music]

hang on

Peter

[Applause]

coming they're bringing in the first

[Music]

team wow did you see that yes and Things

Are suddenly becoming much

clearer these are ethereal enlargements

of actual insect but under some sort of

behavior

control die come

quick me

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PE

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hold your fire they're giving up we did

it only temporarily I'm afraid this park

is teaming with normal insect life and

whoever or whatever created the Giants

we destroyed can easily make more but we

have to get Peter back we will Janine

but first we have to figure out how to

get past those bugs any ideas yes but

we'll need a fire department pumper and

4,000 gallons of honey

if Egon ever flips out how are we going

to

tell didn't your mother teach you not to

play with your food silence

a Milan flesh bake I'm out of

here hey I was only kidding what are you

going to do all will be made clear to

you before the

sacrifice

sacrifice

[Music]

sacrifice ready people let's do it it

all set ready Egon

[Music]

okay oh it's worked they're Ling it up

then let's move

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it win

yeah ni shouldn't

Cleopatra hey big guy no need to be mad

I mean we probably just got off on the

wrong foot which is understandable with

so many feet

right saan scum your species has ruled

this planet long enough and bumbled the

job miserably

but now under my rule the insect world

will rise up and Destroy All You

socalled Higher life

forms and you're going to do all this

with a bunch of bugs

right see for yourself worthless

primate turn lights will consume your

homes and

schools Locust will STP your crops

mosquitoes to bite you bees to sting

you we will WIP the cancer of humanity

of the body of Mother Earth I am

sueme bananas well thanks for the show

and tell but I have to get to my next

class you'll go nowhere

[Applause]

[Music]

prepare him for the

sacrifice not again y let

go

Peter got to get

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help one moment gentlemen

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can you speed it up Egon precise

scientific measurements take time Ry

besides power source we've been fracking

is suddenly fading away he gone we don't

have time for excuses uh I think it's

this way he thinks it's this

way why does that shape look so familiar

of course the the Temple of apshai

apshai is behind

this and he must have the real crystal

Capstone to complete the Temple's power

pyramid Egon come in Egon I know who

we're up against and the only way to

stop them is to get that Crystal Egon

Egon oh no they're out of

range this is it the source but the

readings are still dropping Peter must

be inside and who knows what else is in

there with

him let's do

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it

Peter

guys

guys guys guys they taking P away hurry

hurry

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gsh you know you really ought to get out

more often this look is way out of date

Fashions no longer need concern you

mortal once my crystal is set at top the

temple and powered by the

sun I shall be

invensible what bug spray air did you

crawl out

prepare to

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[Music]

die up

Shy sorry fellas but the bug stop here

ouch here Peter Janine you're beautiful

and the Crystal the

sacrifice is

mine sacrifice this

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face Peter look the crystal

none of you shall never

SP Janine you okay yeah I think so man

look at the size of that

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turkey forget him sh**t the crystals

sh**t the

crystals it's what's beating him his

[Music]

power

No 3 thousands years of

waiting spoiled by hairless monkeys

[Applause]

[Music]

here we go

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again it's done abai is not no more pH

good if I never see another bug it'll be

too soon like I said before the world

would be better off without him wrong

Peter the world couldn't survive without

insects yeah our whole ecosystem depends

on him so give them a break huh oh but

they're all so

ugly look again Peter you know Slimer

this could be the start of a beautiful

friendship yeah he

beautiful Boogy

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