07x03 - Attack of the B-Movie Monsters

[bunniefuu]

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there something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call there's something weird and it

don't look good who you going to call it

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go

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Luigi I ain't afraid of no

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ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to

call me and me

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the slimy creature oozed across the

room blocking all means of

Escape cut give me my

hand you want it you have to catch us

first oh I forgot but kji can't catch

anything except maybe a cold

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a

foree

spee foreign

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h

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Mar

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Ghostbusters

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Ghostbusters wow I never knew we were

such celebrities in

Japan we aren't he

is they probably think he's a new kind

of

sushi Ghostbuster Welcome to Tokyo Chief

Inspector At Your

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Service this

way did he just call you a bozo no Peter

dozo it means please thank you thank you

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ni wait it's very

important got

G moners

wait they all love

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me my staff is waiting to brief you on

everything we know about the monsters so

far in the meantime here are some

photos whatever it is it sure is ugly uh

P it's still ugly

ugly Arab experts have determined the

creature is composed entirely of seaweed

seaweed highly

unusual I don't know Egon something

about it looks awfully familiar oh yeah

I don't know about you guys but I'd

remember 50 ft of walking seaweed yeah

me

too he's okay hurry the monster is back

then let's give him a warm

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welcome you will need Transportation so

we have provided

this we call it Ecto Ichi hey thanks you

guys think of

everything and here's a Min phone for

contact with headquarters Dr Spangler I

got to

inspector let's roll

guys woo

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Ghostbusters wait it's very

important

Ghostbusters please I must talk to you

very important hey sorry kid autographs

later

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Traffic Ahead hit the red lights

Egon that's easy for you to say it must

be on your console Peter oh yeah this

thing has more buttons than a space

shuttle wow will you look at that a

laser disc player CDs an onboard

computer a fa

machine lights Ray all we want is the

lights well that's not it try that one

Egon my mistakes I hope this baby has

airbags relax Pete she handles great the

problem's Straight

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Ahead hang on

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take us in as close as you can Winston

but watch out for those tentacles you

got

it here we

go wa I've heard of sunroofs but this is

a regular tanning

salon hey our streams are passing right

through the

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sky hold your your

fire we have a big problem bigger than

him you're wion I see

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it hey no more splashing pal or you're

going to the kitty pool Egon talk to us

what's the plan try a power setting of

4,000 4,000 it

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is blast

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him what's happening what's he doing I

don't know but it seems to be working

keep it up

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that's odd now there's no trace of

psycho magnic residue oh Color Me

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relieved

Ghostbusters

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Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters whoa hey Slow Down Sport

catch your breath hey weren't you the

kid at the

airport hi hi hi I have to tell you

about Nora Nora of course I knew I'd

seen that monster somewhere before what

the heck are you two talking about

lazardo meets Nora it was a great

Japanese monster movie of the 60s that's

who we just vaporized

Nora wait wait wait you're trying to

tell me that we just waxed a movie

monster it was better than the movie

you Ghostbusters are very

brave thanks kid hey what's your name

Kenji just a moment I think we have to

consider how a Celluloid monster became

a ghost yeah big one too hey

Ghostbusters that's what I want to tell

you it came from the movie studio hey

who cares where it came from we came we

saw it's history another job well done

boys now we have a free night and a

whole city at our feet all expenses paid

so uh what do you say we

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party Seafood on the

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hook a there goes my night on the town

oh I don't know P looks like this one

wants to go dancing

get

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back Slimer Kenji get

back no problem

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already Eon we're firing BL again he's

larger than the last one I have to

recalculate for the size differential is

this a another guy from a movie

race yep lazardo and the crab monster

from space well I'm getting a little

crabby myself so Blast Off

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boo boost to 9,000

you got

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it now we're cooking anybody for

barbecued

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lobster chew on this crab's

face we miss anything Egon

all levels appear normal for the moment

good cuz I'm empty same here but what's

causing this epidemic of film Phantoms

anyway there's a definite pattern to all

this if my theory is correct we'll find

the answer at the movie studio Kenji

mentioned Kenji can you take us there he

I show you Ray how many of these lazardo

movies were there oh six maybe eight no

12 I seen them all 10 times

sounds like we have a long night ahead

of

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us there's your money Studios and

there's a

pipe just as I thought a complex

ectoplasmic chemical Chain Reaction I

was just going to say that Kenji where

does this river lead to everything

transed into Tokyo bay didn't you see

lazardo versus the Blue Beetle I uh must

have missed that one well this looks

like a job for you

Slimer me yes we need you to fly into

the drain pipe and find out precisely

where the Ooze is coming from right

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monster

monster gee that looks just like theard

and I was just about to say will the

real lazardo please stand up gentlemen I

recommend a strategic

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with go Winston go

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how do we stop this one our packs are

drained I'm working on an idea Peter but

it'll take some time uh we may be a tad

short on time e got just keep the entity

in sight uh no

problem maybe the Army will slow him up

they didn't in the movie

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okay okay I've computed the new

frequency required to destabilize this

latest entity great let's get there's

only one problem will you stop saying

that we need a whole gwatt of auxiliary

energy to achieve the frequency where

will we get that kind of

power how about that

Ghostbusters wow the Tokyo television

Tower that's where lazardo fought the

dreaded California roll

I'm glad you remembered Kenji it has all

the juice we need true however with the

required wattage we'll have only 10

seconds before our packs are fried

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hey how high are we here a nice safe 400

ft oh about twice as tall as lazardo

lizards can climb Peter oh thanks Egon I

feel a lot better knowing that all set

now we have to get lazardo to come to us

how I'm not calling him like in the

movie turn on the air raid siren sounds

like a lady lizard kiny you're a

genius remember Slimer wait for my

signal you Roger I mean

Roger one lady lizard coming

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up I would hate to meet the real babe

who sings like that okay lazardo come to

Mama

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man check out the moov and they said

disco was

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dead remember once we start firing we

have only 10 seconds before the packs

blow get ready

Slimer stand by Slimer

Slimer

now hold your fire until we reach full

tower uh-oh I think you just realized

the date is

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off Eon he's leaving let's nail him we

can't the power's still building climber

try and stop him

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hey the big Punk

hi pun I'm you what is he doing kji

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no he's moving in the range

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now later for you lizard prap D in

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ARA 9 seconds left 8

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7 6 5

4 3

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2 well don't stop now guys I mean we we

still have 2 seconds

left just

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kidding the city of Tokyo will be

eternally grateful to you

Doo We're honored o but we couldn't have

done done it without Kenji

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kiiii come on Pete we're out of here I

can't go home like this look it's

humiliating I told you Peter the

residual effects will wear off in

time yeah but what do we do till then

don't worry Ghost Busters you are very

popular in Japan

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you

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deep