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06x12 - Guess What's Coming to Dinner

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

06x12 - Guess What's Coming to Dinner

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[Music]

there's something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call

sper there's something weird and it

don't look good who you going to call it

[Music]

Luigi I ain't afraid of no

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to

call me

[Music]

me hello we're on vacation till June 5th

but we'll be back then to serve all your

par Elemental Eliminator needs just

leave your name and number at the sound

of the

beat and here we have a delightful

little hun just made for a family of

four tons of closet space to hide in WoW

s belly check it out come on

yuck yeah Gish to the

[Music]

MK the kitchen has all the latest

conveniences oh F I love it let's take

it let's take it whoa Pig slow down it

needs a lot of uh work can we live here

Daddy can we oh okay okay we'll take

it fou you won't regret

it I already

[Music]

do come on gry hustle up let's get all

of this junk out of here who could

possibly need six leaf blowers beats me

might as well keep one use it to clean

up after

[Music]

y Are We There Yet

Winston almost Pete almost hurry Winston

got to use a little Spooks

room again hang on Spud just a few more

minutes and we're home okay oh

[Music]

okay hurry hurry Winston something wrong

Winston garage door won't open hm maybe

the opener needs new batteries I just

changed them camping is great but

there's definitely no place like home

Hey where's our sign probably the

neighborhood kid's idea of a joke

hey key doesn't

fit this lock has been changed what

Gibbs did we forget to pay the rent we

own the place Peter we don't pay rent

it's like a job for use bud yeah yeah

okay

[Music]

Ron ghost in there

ghost I'll handle

this pig did you invite your relatives

we don't need any

invitation

huh hey where do you think you're going

we live here slime

[Music]

breath

huh ah

[Music]

where's our stuff you mean all those

silly garden tools oh we threw them out

you threw them out oh I don't believe

this that stuff was worth a fortune and

in the wrong hands extremely dangerous

not my problem now hit the Rope fleshe

heads this is our house hey pal we own

this building that's it I've had it I'm

over the line sick them

yuck and stay out of our

house no spook throws me out of my own

house I'm going to blast that sucker

with what Peter Jo's roof

Blaster you mean the one we left in the

garage because we didn't need it on

vacation yeah that one there's only one

thing we can do guys we got to find

where these Geeks tossed our proton

packs we could only find two packs we

got three traps let's go do it to them

where's the spot Slimer let's

roll hey they got neat stuff here Slimer

we're going to bust those clowns not

help them redecorate now come on let's

toast some

ghost see smelly all it takes is the old

bug runy touch and this dump doesn't

look half good this girl is ready to

find some sound and hury down

what a zop this plumy cereal is busted

no wonder those dweebs didn't hook it up

right but no sweat you're talking to Mr

music stand back snow this is a man's

job then I better go call one

[Music]

oh look foul a big washing

[Music]

machine Pig do you have to get so

excited about a lousy

washer it's what's in the

washer

squatters hey you in there clear out

right now go find your own house W

wouldn't it be easier if you open the

door yeah yeah yeah that's that's just

what I was going to do let's see here

[Music]

uh thanks jump yeah sure get out of here

before I charge your

[Music]

rent hey how many of you clowns are in

there anyway hold it hold it get back in

there I'm picking up a strong

ectoplasmic pulse this is

extraordinary

guys check that out they're coming from

our

neighborhood you don't think

[Music]

[Applause]

get lost you little

creeps okay all right that's

it no more Mr Nice ghost Pig bring me

that leaf

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

blower fuing Bad Dad yeah show this

creatur

bot of

[Music]

you yes sorry buggy boy but this is

[Music]

w*r there that'll teach you not to mess

with foul

[Music]

grungy just as I feared they've reached

the containment Bandits at

[Applause]

3:00

Hur on your

left these are lousy odds guys I don't

know how long we can hold them off we

have to get inside and secure the

containment right now it's a b*mb

waiting to go off news class boys

getting inside is going to be the real

trick PK leage is building up fast heads

up we go

[Applause]

hey guys we can't hold them everybody in

favor of retreating say I

I going somewhere flesh

heads everyone in favor of running for

their lives sayi

[Music]

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

man the first thing we got to do is get

out of these clothes they're too

conspicuous won't we be more conspicuous

naked I know just what we need come

[Music]

on what did I tell you they'll never

spot Us in these

uniforms one question guys even if the

ghost don't recognize us how do we get

through that energy field to reach the

containment hey maybe we don't have to

Slimer can do it for us yeah yeah I can

do

it is it going to be scary

uh yeah

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

no

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emergency

much did you read the time

indicator yeah I did 1 1437

rats they must have jammed the Trap

unless we can restore power in 1 hour 14

minutes and 37 seconds the containment

will blow and take most of New York City

with it everyone for going back on

vacation say I Ray and I will try to

gain entrance to the Firehouse Winston

Peter stay here in case we need backup

Ray I think they're on to us and I think

I'm going to scream just relax Egon act

[Music]

[Applause]

natural yeah gas company ma'am we have

reports of a gas

[Music]

leak that's just my Dad wait do you want

to see this entire building blow up yeah

that'd be ultra can you blow up my

brother's room

[Music]

[Applause]

first okay ma'am we'll take it from here

why don't you just go relax there's

nothing to worry about there isn't

[Music]

this is worse than I thought I'll P the

manual system you work the backup

system the hug hurry up my music's going

to be out of style by the time you fix

that pile of jum don't get your slime in

an upo sis it's fixed this is going to

turn your head inside out which will be

an improvement

[Music]

wow holy

cow Eon what the heck's going on in

there Peter I haven't got a

clue free Houston we have trouble Roger

the guys are in a jam we've got to go in

after him but there's no way we're going

to get through that front door the

plasma Dynamic buildup is worse than

ever then we tunnel

inish B crank it more power to You music

[Music]

lovers now what there's been some sort

of power

search it's accelerating the leakage

if you don't free us immediately we're

all going to be blown Sky High yeah sure

save it pal you're talking a foul grungy

and I wasn't born yesterday in fact I

wasn't

born I'm starting to wish I wasn't

[Music]

either wo fun J is

out w

ow this rig works better than I

thought Mr grungy you must free us you

don't realize the full gravity of this

[Music]

situation and perhaps neither do

[Music]

we I sure hope this works Pete yeah me

too at least we have almost Winston

Peter yeah you g we have a major

complication F whatever you're doing up

there knock it

off no time to explain but at the

present rate of energy bleed off I

Canute you have less than 9 minutes till

zero 9

[Music]

Minutes waa our basement is right behind

this wall are you sure absolutely trust

me

Peter Nail that little

Nipper got it probably just a

straight never mind trying to hit him

fire at the

[Music]

water you'd better run you little

bozos we're down to 6 minutes guys let's

[Music]

Hustle

No right behind the wall huh wall floor

we're here aren't we you

gone where are

you stop look

out look

out subtly is not one of Peter's strong

points quick Spud

here

[Music]

unti we've got less than 2

minutes F this is out of control ow okay

okay no problem I'll turn it

down smelly go

get Dad R in trouble hurry

[Music]

but follow

him okay West we've got to run down the

entire reset sequence from the top I

only hope we have

time I'm warning you slime ba*ls don't

touch another thing up there we can

handle thison better give Peterson back

up on my

way the man is amazing

[Music]

grab on

Peter 30 seconds 29

28 that complete switching Series F

what's next four more series to go Dad

help help

Dad okay bug your old man's got

you Slimer stop

it nobody touched anything the slightest

increase in voltage could send us fall

into

orbit dad help this has to be handled

with the utmost

[Music]

delicacy 7 Seconds 6 5 five okay Winston

that's the final sequence hit

it it's back

[Music]

online you clowns can have this dump

it's impossible to get any peace and

quiet around here F you've got something

to say remember well you did kind of

save my kid guess I should

thank you oh I hate those

words bug apologize to the nice men for

all the trouble you caused a

mom okay

okay sorry see what you made me do Mom

that's my boy

[Music]

all in favor of taking another vacation

immediately say I don't be ridiculous

Peter yeah we just got home

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[Applause]

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a

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