06x08 - Russian About

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there's something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call

sp there something weird and it don't

look good who you going to call

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I ain't afraid of no

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ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to

call me

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me hey you're blocking my view I can't

see ow I want to see the aurora bore

ality if we don't get a look now we'll

be past it hey watch

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it okay we'll do this sensibly logically

I'm closer so it's mine he come on right

my eyes excuse

me can I get you anything Dr

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Spangler yes a seat in the grown-up

section is your first time going to

Russia yes it is we've been asked to

give a talk about ghostbusting at the

Soviet Institute with

stck hold it hold it let's solve this

problem in a mature way paper scissor

Stone agreed

go they wanted a responsible group to

attend for from the United

States paper cover

Stone Unfortunately they couldn't make

it so they called us instead good

luck so it's settled Ray first then

Winston then me then Slimer okay ray the

views all yours great I huh

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welcome

to whatever you sure this is where

they're having the conference on the

Paranormal never mind forget I

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asked okay so what now we're supposed to

check in with our sponsor Karina aanova

Sophia noena oh the tennis player how

are we supposed to find

her comrade Dr poor wangman you got it

please to be coming with me I will show

you to your

rooms she called me

peor I wonder what it means it's Russian

for Peter

Peter Peter Peter I like that P Peter

Peter and this is our showcase the

largest exhibit of paranormal fox in the

world wow some of this stuff must be a

couple thousand years

old there's enough psychokinetic energy

in these things to blow out half of

Siberia you're saying is dangerous only

in the hands of someone who knows what

to do with it which leaves out this

crowd and this is laboratory B we do

much research here we are having many

experts oh good comrade Ghostbusters I

want to introduce you to Vladimir pav

maximov and Demitrius malakov they are

from Minsk and pitz oh please to

Ghostbuster

f f we have revolutionary Theory we'll

transform

World thanks

for you with your Americans toys and

Blinky Blinky gadgets bis circus freaks

think you're so voty tootsy so whole

world see what Vladimir and Dimitri do

frauds

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funnies no Peter you have to show some

understanding be patient they're only

words as Einstein once said Einstein

fraud fre be right back oh no oh

no I think we better go why you want to

repeat that about Professor Einstein

mush for brains trust

me I said

Einstein and so in conclusion I have

spent 20 years of my life proving my

greatest paranormal theory that the

Titanic did not sink when it struck an

iceberg it did not strike an iceberg it

struck Elis Presley

comrad Vladimir the Titanic sank in

1912 Elis Presley was not born until

1935 hey I would have bought

it s you're right hey uh where is his

little pal I uh and now with our final

demonstration from the United States of

America the Ghostbusters

proton beams accelerated particles

quantum physics in short some really

cool stuff looks pretty and harmless to

humans uh in low doses well mostly

harmless uh but when it comes to ghosts

watch out come on that's your

CU watch

out come on

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a it's all right he's un hurt and on our

side if this had been a real situation

we EES

Crooks someone has broken into the

exhibit hall and stolen some of our most

valuable artifacts I

accuse

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you okay let's see what's going

on hey guys let me over

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here all the stuff that's been taken was

minor unimportant who'd want to steal

any event maybe not all of it someone

broke into this

cabinet my pke meter said something very

powerful was once in here what was it it

was a thing called the nameless book it

must have had a name no that's what it

was called the nameless

book it's a book so powerful so ancient

so full of magic that you can't even say

its name if you do terrible things

happen if it's that dangerous we'd

better get it back fast or you are going

nowhere comrade Ghostbuster you see

Police Inspector fading they were trying

to escape I demand you arrest them but

we have to find out who stole the

nameless book there's great danger to

anyone who I'm sorry comrade but until

we have located the stolen items you

cannot be permitted to leave oh

no I don't understand what is so

important about this

book it's sort of a leftover from a time

when these creatures called the old ones

rule the Earth supposedly there's one

old one left we fought him before he

almost destroyed the world only two

books can wake him up that's one of them

oh this is absurd you sound like

Vladimir I won't believe this wait a

minute what was that about Vladimir oh

that's all he would talk about these

so-called old ones I'd forgotten about

it until you just mentioned it now

Vladimir he must have taken the book and

pointed the finger at us so we'd get the

blame while he oh boy we have to find

him

you're going somewhere comrade just

checking okay anyone got a plan

B kerina please I hate to say it but

they're right we have to go after this

guy and we need your help we've got to

escape yet if I've ever meant anything

to you you've got to help us P you mean

nothing to me me well at you start uh we

can kind of build from there please for

your

pter oh I am going to regret this I know

you know that's the Ghostbusters motto

cat

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babe just thanks sler we're going after

one of the old ones again isn't it

exciting

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why does he do that well he kind of

knows what we're up against and you do

not kiddo if I knew what I was doing I

wouldn't be here right

now no no let me out let me

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out okay the PK meter is picking up the

Paranormal energy put out by the book

make the next left Katarina

unre here we are lost in the middle of

the Soviet Union chasing one of the old

ones who almost destroyed us before in a

town with a name I can't even

pronounce whatever and on top of that

we're wared by the police for stealing

something we didn't take what next well

look on the bright side at least we lost

that inspector

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here I come comrade Ghostbusters ready

or

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not are you sure this is the place

Vladimir of course I'm sure but where

are the others we cannot proceed with

ceremony without them

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so you see this is the right place we

must hurry

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come

on harder push

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harder it's no use it won't fudge

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We Can't Stop Now there's got to be

something we can

do always wanted to ride in one of those

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Demitri

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down

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ouch r car

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they started all right we got to

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hurry they've almost finished we've got

to stop them before they get near the

old one and too late

look and now faster Ste the final

hor Raa

fire

sisis I don't believe it's incredible

now what the old one must have gone

underground that's where they've gone to

wake him up we may have a chance but

I'll need something from home Egon we're

in Russia remember 10,000 M away from

the firehouse now how do you expect to

get the stuff here in time tell me Ray

how fast and how far can a ghost fly

well I don't know no one's ever clocked

them well we're about to find

out listen up Slimer in my lab there's a

box marked big trouble I want you to get

it and bring it back big trouble

and go fast faster than you've ever gone

before

go okay so much for his part now all we

have to do is go down

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there look at those carings those

symbols they must be thousands of years

old they probably are it's one of the

Old One's secret hiding places

what I want to know is why build all

these walls we're climbing over these

aren't walls Peter these are steps steps

steps you gone what uses steps this big

well for starters it's got about a

thousand eyes never mind I withdraw the

question

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General we picked up on an unidentified

flying object crossing the North Pole

give me a visual

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fix sensor indicates object is not a

living being well better sh**t it down

just to be on the safe side

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we're getting close now be careful the

old one sometimes left Guardians in

places like this how do you know all

this have you read the name

no it's too dangerous but writers like

HP Lovecraft and Clark Aston Smith read

it and used it in their stories those we

read uh Egon what sort of Guardians are

we talking about here could be anything

shets and shamblers gas oh

my look out all right let him have

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it oh man

help

no oh thank you comrade Dr wigman hey

call me P hey P come

here you know it occurs to me I don't

think these ghost traps were designed to

hold these sorts of monsters you know

you're

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right go

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there they are oh my gosh we you look at

that they've almost finished the ritual

that awakens the old one we've got to

stop them it's now or

never okay freeze this is a

RAID you're being too late one final

word and the old one rises again why why

are you doing this he'll destroy

everything don't you understand he made

promise I would rule the world rule the

world me and me alone me and

me comrade we'll discuss later and to

you boy chicks one last

Dr knock it out stop it

uhoh he's coming do you hear the old one

rises from the depths with his army

excuse me has it occurred to you that

your biggest weapon against us was that

book and now it's down there and you're

uh you're pretty much up here with us

good

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point okay come

on not too close there are things down

there no one should see what will you do

I can hear him he will be here any

moment you go I'm sorry

Peter good go quick everyone give me

your proton pack it's our one chance

hurry Egon he's getting close once he's

out we're finished what is this

contraption anyway it uses the power of

all four proton packs to create a rip in

time and space like a black hole it'll

absorb everything touches boy when did

you find time to test something like

this I haven't tested it but if we give

you our packs and it doesn't work we're

defenseless I'm him that's got it but

it's so heavy we can't throw it into the

pit from here someone will have to carry

it right to the

edge we'll always have Paris

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kiddo Beau no this way hurry per 20

seconds eat this big

shot 15 14 hurry Peter

we got to get out of here make a run for

it excuse me comrad Katarina would you

please tell me what is going on here the

work of Heroes comrade inspector the

work of Heroes

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me me

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me brush you need to put

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