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06x07 - My Left Fang

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

06x07 - My Left Fang

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in the

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neighborhood there's something weird and

it don't look good who you going to call

it

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I afraid of no

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ghost afraid

no who you going to

call and me and me

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bo bo bo bo yeah I got to hand it to you

Egon our first vacation in 3 years and

you didn't miss a trick fourstar

restaurants eligible

bachelorettes Star studed Entertainment

what more could we ask for gentlemen

remember this is a working holiday we're

guests of the good people of bluen

Borton who are having some unspecified

ghost problems so we'll bag a few

goopers then kick back for a week sounds

good to

me uh-oh don't look now guys but I think

I just found our

ride iich I anovich hello we're the

Ghostbusters uh Ivanovich is it no it's

Boris actually now Ivanovich pocket I

left my keys in h no problem the mirror

of Blen vorton awaits your arrival this

way

Ms excuse me

Madame I got a real bad feeling about

this job you say that about every job

Peter in every job I'm right

I rest my case well it could be worse

how Ray well we could have to walk who

says that would be

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worse hold it wait hold on

incoming come on guys for a schedule too

very tight I think it's his hat that's

too very tight

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the ghosts are gone they won't stay long

the ghosts are gone good Town's people

as we speak there comes four brave men

who will help us they are skilled

professional

afraid of

nothing to Young to me

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too

wa this is the last time I fly coach

he h I broke my old record not to

mention the old Fountain my good

citizens I give you the world famous

Ghostbusters check it out Buster

groupies we're even famous in Germany

now I know how Wayne Newton feels okay

everyone line up we'll sign autographs

one at a time

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I love

wel as you can see here Ghostbusters it

has been a long time since there has

been a ghost in Blen vorton oh and how

we missed them you're saying Mr Mayor

that there are no ghosts here yeah this

is true all of our castles used to be

haunted un the tourists would come for

miles around

but suddenly poof no more ghosts zero

zil and meet out tourist money Blen V

and town coffers are

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be Z it is up to you Ghost Busters to

find out who is driving our ghost away

and bring them back you mean you hired

us to bring Ghost back to Blue conver

yeah this is true H an interesting

challenge look out

move it my name we don't have all night

good luck

Ghostbusters you're going to need

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it wow did you hear that be it ever so

humble there's no place like home

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this place is

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spy FR fine k*ller these are the

Ghostbusters oh I promised that you

would take very good care of them then

get in out of this storm here

Ghostbusters Terrible Things Can

Happen terrible than been

Happ didn't I see this place written up

in last month's better Moes and

dungeons

H man I don't think I'll eat for a month

same here I ate two entire Bavarian

cream pies first thing tomorrow we'll

question the town's people about the

missing ghosts and get some PK around

the

village

thousand well the Spud and I are jet

leged out guys catch you in the morning

night night good

night Dr vman is a very strange man he's

putting a turkey to bed whatever works

no problem we must keep an eye on Z and

report everything to the master

I am retiring for the night if you need

anything else get it yourself

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you miserable beasts Master the

famous Ghostbusters have arrived to find

the missing ghosts also they have

brought the slimiest ghost I have seen

in ages here is a sample for your

pleasure I await your trans Morra

vacation Master good night

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destrian lufus come my mission is near

this complete with a lifegiving slime

suck from one more ghost I will have the

power to cross the threshold from the

spirit world and live once

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again night Bud sweet

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dreams your slim is

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mine huh

it's coming from Slimer

room hang on

Spud you scare this

thing let's get the

packs soon as a master will return to

his living form and all will be as it

was yeah except we have to clean up the

mess

let's split up

move you cannot hide from me little

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one that's at 6:00

Ray Winston little help in the East Wing

do you read me hang on Peter on our

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way I don't think this is the East Wing

even if it is that wallpaper's

definitely got to

go h* it hold it that's still where're

sh**ting at

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help everybody

yeah didn't we just do this hold on

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Slimer H some fascinating specimens come

on Egon there's only one thing I hate

more than snakes and rats what's that

rats and

snakes I have a

plan is it what I think it is yes on

three ready three yeah

egun now I know how Indiana Jones

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Bel sorry Spud we're kind of hung up

here any brilliant thoughts Eon yes use

your fear say what close your eyes

imagine yourself falling into the pit

then visualize the snakes and rats

crawling all over

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you excellent now lend me a

hand sometimes you amaze me Egon thank

you Peter now watch your step there may

be more booby traps I can handle

anything but snakes and rats

and except bubbl Lava Pits I suggest we

backtrack

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Slimer got to stop that wall

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careful of the Spud aim high and low

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now he has the strength of 20 ghosts SP

out you little

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lizards where were you guys we could

have used a little help let let's just

say we found some of the Castle's finer

points hey you can come out now

guy

I who oh no fro you're the one who puts

turkeys to bed I don't want to talk to

you had doctor what is the meaning of

these big cannons we encountered an

ectoplasmic manifestation of Class 7

proportions forine k*ller have you seen

ghosts around this Castle before there

are no ghosts in Blen von sweet dreams

fro she is a piece of work isn't she I

suspect she's keeping something from us

yeah her impersonation of a human being

Slimer is there anything you can tell us

about the ghost that was chasing

you it was him the count

a the ghost was a vampire yeah yeah

vampire if it was the Count's ghost

perhaps he's the one who scared off all

of bluen Von's other Spirits possible

but why I don't know but if the count

was a vampire we have to find out we'll

start first thing in the

morning that is one cool ride Winston

say Good Morgan to her Ecto Junior it's

a relief to know that you'll be driving

instead of Boris I gave Boris the rest

of the century off hey it's got

everything but our siren got it covered

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Ray just one thing Winston on this job

we're ghost finding not ghost

busting getting anything Egon

negative nothing here either

hold it got a reading it it's coming

from over there that Farmhouse let's

check it

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out H this is the weakest reading I've

ever seen same here then the meters lie

because this place is crawling with

ghosts hell Fantastics this meeting of

brok and spirit support group will come

to all

who wants to

open hello everybody my name is Fritz

hello would I have been a ghost for

623 years yeah yeah let go and let go

Fritz what you say here stays here well

since having the Slime sucked for me by

count van Blen

Von I've lost all my ghostly powers I

can't fly or walk through walls or scare

anybody anymore I'm I'm

slimesss good FR let it out FR

good the count is a slim sucking

vampire tell me again Aon what are we

looking for here a secret passageway

these old castles are full of them

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yeah oh

Slimer sorry

Peter guys over

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here that's a scary

place this could be it

gentlemen

guys if you're smart you'll take some of

this garlic oh be you go ahead and laugh

but you guys are going to be begging for

this stuff when the vampire

attacks wow it looks just like Dr

Frankenstein's

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lab they're after The Spar roast that

slime

sucker missed him we'll take the pallet

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up Slimer are you Slimer Slimer where

are you

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spy hold it right there count foolish

mortal

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scum okay Fang face where's Slimer you

mean your little green

friend Slimer Bud now and th's first

light I shall rain

again talk to me

Spud no no more

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slime fry

him he's too powerful all the

ectoplasmic life force he's consumed has

rendered our proton streams useless

against him I told you guys there are

certain ways to deal with a Vampire yeah

that garlic really did the trick Ray not

garlic sunlight no good Ray when the sun

comes up the count will be human that's

right unless we can get the sun to rise

an hour earlier uh bulletin Egon Mr Sun

doesn't take wakeup calls we can create

an illusion of the sun with mirrors

mirrors

mirrors good now attach these to the

back of your mirrors then put on your

proton packs hurry haven't got much time

how's this going to work anyway since

vampires are afraid of sun but not other

forms of light I deduced it must be the

sun's ultraviolet rays that can destroy

them Egon you're a genius yes I know

I've altered your proton packs to

emanate powerful ultraviolet rays from

these mirrors hey we're walking tanning

boots precisely but with enough power to

destroy counton Blen vorton

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good evening count be gone

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mortal now Ray

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coming your way guys we're on

it time to count yourself out

count

drion Lucifer

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now we got to save that slime what's up

Winston this Spud's going to need it and

so all those other goopers down at The

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Farmhouse that slime will have you guys

on your feet or whatever in no

time thank you Ghostbusters you have

saved our town and now you must stay and

Be Our Guests for the

festivities I'm sorry her mayor but a

thank you her mayor good love to it's a

great

town still a court low Spud how do you

feel friend that's my mean man me

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