05x16 - Venk-Man!

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I don't like this fog Chief we're too

close to the parallelogram the what the

New Jersey

parallelogram sort of a small nasty

version of the Bermuda Triangle if you

believe in such things

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like I do

now oh Chief sound the Collision alarm

Helmsman bring us

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about

the tanker was last reported 130 M west

of Ambrose light in that area known as

the New Jersey parallelogram this brings

to seven the total of ships that have

vanished in that area since

1980 hey Peter what another ship's been

lost in the New Jersey

parallelogram so so we should go out

there clean that place up Ry who lives

there no one it's in the ocean then

who's going to pay

us I I thought it'd be nice hi guys good

morning Miss Janine so good of you to

join us sorry I'm late but I just had to

buy this darling Poncho it's you it's

definitely you oh actually it's much

more you read the

label venkman's ghost repeller invented

by the father of Chief Ghostbuster Peter

Venkman I don't believe it he's doing it

to me again you mean that cute old man

really is your father cute is one way of

putting it con man is another oh I think

it's sweet it'll make this a family

business sweet enough to get us all

arrested that's fraud Peter I know I

know he's made a career out of selling

things that don't exist

why

me or maybe they really

work hey

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Slimer yeah you hey Toro Toro

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Toro you useless it won't even stop

Slimer Peter my boy you're looking well

Dad ponchos how could you do this to me

do what no one's been hurt they're fine

ponchos Peter that's not the point they

don't repel

ghosts and they don't attract them

either what's the big deal you are going

to land us all in litigation Heaven I'll

have lawyers following me around for the

rest of my life sir Peter's right what

you're doing is ill*gal son I don't mean

to break the law I just bended a might a

smidge besides there aren't any laws

about ghosts are there no not exactly

but well then there you have it tell you

what why don't I cut you in all of you

oh I I don't it's not really our thing

you know The

Bu and I figured if I could get you boys

to endorse my ghost repellers forget it

Dad that's cheating you're taking

people's money and giving them

nothing okay son I understand I never

meant to hurt anyone I'm only trying to

make the world

better like you

fellas but I'll stop if that's what you

want

I do

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dad so long boys miss it was nice

meeting you see you around

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Peter he's not a bad guy he just can't

make an honest Buck he's a kind man I'm

not surprised just genetics it's in your

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blood there he

goes now

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Ray there's one

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more

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a swing

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better hey excuse me which one of you is

Dr mulch I got a delivery for

you not us you sure you want this pier

Pier 70 delivered to Ms applean ISS

expedition to the new Jersey

parallelogram what is that

it yeah thanks say what is that

parallelogram thing anyway an area of

extreme psychic turbulence and dangerous

cross rip

convergences if you say

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so I can't believe anybody would want to

go there I would

yeah I figured you would not me all I

want to do is eat come on

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guys thank you Dr vman with your ghost

repellers we should do fine my pleasure

Dr mulch always happy to further the

cause of science when do you sail

tonight I'm so looking forward to this

yes 10° South is right along here

somewhere so with all due respects there

is nothing here the parallelogram is a

myth this fog's hardly normal

Captain put on your ghost repellers

they'll protect us captain no thank

you

oh sir the gyro Compass is going

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haywire heard from your dad nope expect

to yes I expect he'll send a letter from

Alaska saying he's selling the eskimo's

ice

makers which one of you is Peter Venkman

I am what's wrong 3 days ago the

motorship aogan sailed from New York

searching for the New Jersey parallel T

we lost contact 8 hours ago wow Peter we

would like you men to go in and bring

them out we'll pay any reasonable

fee wow why us Captain doesn't the Coast

Guard find lost ships the last radio

message spoke of a mysterious fog

closing in and then luminous Spirits

attacking them ghosts they said Captain

I'm sorry but we're booked solid for the

next week I get seasick I hate the oce I

have two words for you ghost

repellers my dad the

same I love the ocean it's big and wet

and we're going on a cruise Ray

wow yeah wow the Coast Guard reported

the MS epigon vessel overdue Tuesday oh

no it's all my fault Peter was

right East River Marina and hurry

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we've arrived at the last reported

position of the MS

aagon what do we do now now we look for

a big thick fog Bank

like

that Egon what is that some sort of

energy

gate try not to get too close to the

lines no God I can't hold

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her

hey what's that Egon what now as long as

we don't disappear we'll be all

right a

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nuts The Real Ghostbusters will return

after these

messages we now return to the real

Ghostbusters

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hang

on at least we're past the worst of

it I wouldn't be so sure

Peter see I hate it when he's

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right I've had friendlier

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nightmares

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everybody

okay if we're not dead I guess I'm fine

we're alive or I couldn't do

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this hey what gives there's enough

psychic energy in here to raise Atlantis

that thing should be going crazy Egon

did you break the meter no listen to

me I fixed it everything is ectoplasmic

energy in here so I reversed the

polarity on the

meter spangs you genius it only picks up

reality like us or the liner Egon you

get the gold starford

today how's the boat considering there's

no water under us she's running pretty

well what now we wait until the meter

picks up a large chunk of reality and

follow

it I got a signal how

strong

04 no good it's too small for a liner of

that size it'll have to be at least 6 or

seven maybe it's a Lifeboat no probably

a

malfunction keep

going go on Beat It follow someone

else

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aha

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a Dr vinman what happened I don't know

say how do you steer in this stuff

oh I don't think I'll be able to C way

out of

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this torpedo left

side

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w

w

Egon what's going on here well can you

imagine folding yourself I guess so do

you know what origami is Egon you little

maniac are you saying that this place

folds reality actually it crumbles it up

things run every which way no two lines

intersect

see like the Bermuda Triangle except

that the New Jersey parallelogram has

more suburbs I got a heavy reality

reading over

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there why do we have to tow them

anything that moves in here moves on its

own like the torpedo upside down

vertical horizontal you won't know the

difference so we have to stay together

till we get out okay ahead 5° to

Port how much longer Egon says we can be

out of here any time now as soon as he

locates the

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entrance Dead Ahead steady

steady this is

it

on

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you did it you m scientist you than you

Coast Guard will'll be fine from here

look Captain isn't

that boat off your Port

B that boat belonged to Dr vman he tried

to rescue us but he couldn't get get

near the

ship Peter you don't suppose he's still

in there probably what do we do

now I really hate this

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place hey Peter we'll find him I ought

to leave him here it's the perfect place

for him nothing here is what it seems

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either what is that b the battleship

bismar it was sunk in

1941 let's get out of

here where's that torpedo when you need

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it sorry look over there

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I'm getting a signal steer for that hole

that

way Egon you idiot no this is right

trust me we're all going to

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die I used to hate rides like that at

Pony

Island

man I think I broke something I think I

broke

everything look oh oh no get away from

me you nasty little back

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back boy this is hard work watch out

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boys back

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off no you don't quick get

them got

him uh-oh that's not all we got you okay

I think so what have you got to say for

yourself thanks for saving the boat I

had to put a deposit on

it what's

happening our sh**ting weakened the

structure of the Dome it's breaking

up we've got to get out of

here

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we made it all

right and there goes the parallelogram

once and for

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all what a waste if only we could have

studied it well look we're the first

four guys to ever single handedly

destroy a wonder of the unnatural

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world after this Dad I hope you'll go

straight

son you can count on

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it anything for me pretty postcard what

do you know when northern

Alaska it's from Dad what's he say did

he go

straight well he got a

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job he's selling ice boxes to Eskimos

gee with that kind of persistant maybe

he should work for us Peter put that

down Peter hey Peter

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Peter

Peter