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05x14 - Surely You Joust

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

05x14 - Surely You Joust

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super strange in the

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neighborhood something weird and it

don't look good who you going to C

no

G

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no who you going to

call and

me then the wicked wizard captured the

princess and carried her off to his

castle tower oh poor

princess get L get

L then it was time to go to bed like uh

tired Ghostbusters

should no finish

story no I'll finish it tomorrow Slimer

now hit the sack Jack hit the sack Jack

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sweet

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dreams run lady run he's right behind

behind

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you buoy

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buoy all right

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help cuz you came very very

very big

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peace Kinder pleas St hide with the h p

yes the ogres are coming well I I guess

so thank you fun you fun

you is all where isy the Beast is here I

can smell

it I she's here all

right

aha

there come out of there ye big lizard

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what J

J

over

what with goth the Dragon Pi up wench

who are you calling wench

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boo hey

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guys what what

help Janine's in

trouble yeah well this better be good or

she's really in

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trouble he should not have done B now

well be the Dragon no don't Hur me leave

her alone here I

am Janine slimer out of the

way hold your fire

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J back off you green do

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you just remain calm Janine easy for you

to say let me go you

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creep just one clean shot that's all I

it's too

risky D is a FY one I perhaps master

orock has a use for her fairly well

fools

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they disappeared Into Thin

Air Slimer what were those class fives

doing in the firehouse chasing the

dragon the dragon it means

me this is all my fault something tells

me this is going to be a long night in

my world the realm of fantasy I Am The

Last Dragon so why were those two uglies

after to you they work for the wizard

orock orock needs one final ingredient

for his evil potion a dragon's heart

what a slime ball uh no offense but

describe this evil potion it will make

all locks invincible so that he can rule

our kingdom forever is that where they

took Janine to this realm of fantasy yes

s then that's where we're going too lead

the way big guy this way Lo you mean we

can get to this realm of fantasy on a

subway what is that check it out of

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here my guess is that we won't be taking

a

Subway

wow think what we could do with tokens

follow me here go

welcome to the realm of fantasy

awesome man I can get used to a place

like this we can sight see later right

now let's find Janine I think I just

found her look at this I hereby offer

the hand of the fair Maiden Janine in

marriage to the Knight who brings me the

last dragon signed wizard orlocks H this

gives me an idea but we'll need

appropriate attire hey no problem megon

what do you have in mind something more

woodsy maybe a subtle yet strong

statement in green so we don't clash

with the trees actually I was thinking

of armor a AR they just the place this

way oh big

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deal so how do we look yeah cool man

really

cool verily you are true Knight let's

hope or Fox thinks so and don't forget

Spud when we give the signal pop the

Trap no problemo

SRO come on Peter we have to hustle

nobody say a word the only way I'll ever

get out of this rig is to call a

plumber okay little dragon show us where

this orlocks hangs up right away

saon I hope your plan doesn't depend on

the element of surprise

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you have failed me you let the Dragon

Escape and now you shall pay I'll turn

you into fleas on the back of a

swine man it's been a long time and from

now on I suggest we keep it that way yo

wizard I mean Yan wizard orlocks we

bring the The Last Dragon

indeed in return We awaiteth Deliverance

of the mistress Janine fairest of the

fair and a heck of a good secretary way

to go guys I don't think if he's buying

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it you a tight grip on that trap

buuder my potion when I tend to business

Yes

master uh hello

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aha oh

no

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we so you dare trick me then here is

your

reward time to Fight Fire with Fire guys

right let's hit

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him qu up

wa you haven't a chance against my magic

think it again old F of

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fiend h* C this guy's not kidding full

new tronent maor

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assist how about running through our

life

you may have something there Winston

it's been a pleasure peasants but all

good things must come to an

end don't you dare hurt them

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we got

him hang on boys he's

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tricky the

Trap H the TR

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a all right

job yeah nice

job yippe the wicked Wizard's

gone farewell good friends and thank you

all man it's good to be back home again

where everything's normal yeah

normal you were saying Winston hey I'll

take this over Wizards and ogres any

day well Slimer after all that I'm just

too wound up to sleep how about

finishing that fairy tale huh no than

three what why not cuz now I Know How It

Ends

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good night

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Slimer sge you see that see what a witch

I just saw a witch I swear really yeah

right didn't I tell you to cool it on

the coffee

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s oh I love

my

winky where's my

cat enjoy your Pizza H thanks pizza boy

bye-bye

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Kitty hey what think

if there's something strange in your

neighborhood who you going to call

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[Applause]

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Ghostbusters steadyon steady

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Slimer what was that crash Egon did you

see a cat there is the answer to both

your

questions sorry

Egon we you didn't do

that phenomenal what's going on what can

it be

hey wow uh good trick one of yours right

you got definitely not I wish I had my

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pizza

pizza and it's hot for a change it's got

to be magic magic Pizza not the pizza

Louis the

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Cat Slimer where did you find this cat

the sky KY fall down the it's a familiar

of course familiar you know this cat no

no it's a witch's familiar a witch's

magic cat a familiar focuses a witch's

Supernatural Powers that's why when

Slimer made a wish it came true oh that

I

understand I wish for a billion dollars

tax free oh and make it in 20s and 50s

no Small Change

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hey nothing

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happened it doesn't work with humans

leis a witch's familiar is attuned only

to supernatural beings like

Slimer but no more wishes

Slimer having unlimited wishes could

prove extremely dangerous

a Kitt

sleepy Slimer sleepy

too the cat can sleep here in the

kitchen until we figure out what to do

with

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it Kitt

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Kitty I wish I had

Slimer just kidding

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oh my cat my beloved cat I got to find

her Tipple bi tuna and gipple bl where

my

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G what is

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this come on you miserable girl Focus

smun without my cat I can't focus my

Powers but I can still teach a bit of

lesson to whoever stole my k

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now f

hey

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help hey buddy you order

dinner come on pal you're hungry or what

we got places to go stomachs to fill you

know this is a repeat of experiment

number

7004 which was so rudely interrupted

earlier

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tonight what the okay pal we're going to

try one more time open the hanger doors

here comes the

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airplane I've heard of fast food but

this is ridiculous o quick guys stop

them before they get to the beads I hate

beats halt None Shall Pass out of the

way

turkey fight

fight uhoh that explains it the cat must

be with Slimer and Slimer wishing for

food let's play

I wish I had new

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car when I signal break for the

door uh-oh I've heard that sound

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before another one of Slimer wishes hey

I know what that is a transm

fire let's play

where did these come from who cares use

them okay play time's over

Fire Let's Play squirt g*ns Slimer must

be wishing for

toys let's

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play here's only PL IC toys will be toys

we have to get to the buk room and

awaken Slimer you ain't going nowhere

not until you eat every last

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Bight is there anything else Slimer

likes that we should know

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about heads up

that's the other thing Slimer

likes

Christmas hey guys look it's snowing

outside GE he must be dreaming of a

white

Christmas I smell a rat who's got my

cat we've got to wake Slimer before he

wishes for anything else

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where's my

cat oh great first Christmas now

Halloween what's next the Easter Bunny

let me talk to her Madam I am a

Scientist and without Mutual cooperation

we are facing imminent Annihilation at

the hands of your familiar hey what's

this no blabbing about eh oh he says if

we don't get into that bunk room protto

everybody including your cat is going to

be kitty litter well why didn't you say

so H

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fun now what oh we should have known

what's Christmas

without h* Merry Christmas and have you

all been good boys and girls this year

can it be at breath you're out of season

we got to get in there oh I know someone

who's getting coal and there stucking

look Santa step aside and I'll do your

taxes for

free no no I'm not moving till someone

tells me what they want for Christmas

besides I don't pay taxes I'm Santa

Claus I know what I want

Santa very good EEG g*n what'll it be a

fire truck a jerky Joe doll I want you

to please go away my my this job is

getting harder every year but I am Santa

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Claus Let's

go

Irish

Irish what's he wishing for now with

Slimer who knows

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what's

up mission accomplished wow thanks for

rescuing us not to mention the

neighborhood yeah yeah yeah I'm not all

bad so sue me anyway twinky and I got to

go Goodbye

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tby Oh Boy what a night yes I can't say

I'm sorry to see that cat go come on

Spud the wishing well is permanently

closed time to turn

in what is

this I'm look nice now

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[Applause]

something strange in the

neighborhood who you going to

call there's something weird and it

don't look good who you going to

call I ain't afraid of no G

I afraid

no who you going to call

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