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05x01 & 05x02 - Transcendental Tourists/Trading Faces

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

05x01 & 05x02 - Transcendental Tourists/Trading Faces

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in the

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neighborhood something weird and it

don't look good who you going to

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no we

call and me and me

[Laughter]

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Bo good

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have

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hey there you go little

bro thanks w

now easy guys I was just kidding with

the lollipop I don't even like lollipops

and we don't like you messing with our

little bro slime brain yeah so we're

going to fluff and fold your slimy head

wait look over

here hey he's getting away get him over

there St me now

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[Applause]

okay Slimer your

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deal

you we

l hit

me well come on Spud that's how you play

Blackjack hit

me

y I dig blackjack

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hi

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guys quick quick hide it yeah yeah hide

it guess what I just bought at a garage

sale um

aage no this Tada it's a genuine antique

oh that's real nice Janine yeah yeah

nice nice I love it

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sler you want to see the

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mirror r with the mirror

Slimer Oh Boy Slim and beauty

sleep that little Twig's got to be

around here somewhere yeah and when we

find him he's going to be around

everywhere watch the phones will you

Louis I'm going to the L's room got it

covered

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Janine hey there he is come back here we

got that now

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right wow where'd it go I'm looking I'm

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looking

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Slimer

huh Slimer

look what you did to my mirror

me no butts go clean off all the yuck

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what are you doing to mirror uh come and

see adios

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you

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Slimer help je get us out of

here where is here anyway what is this

place the the Ghost World Ghost World

yeah well at least they seem friendly

hey there he is get let's tear their

legs

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off again maybe they're not so

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friendly hey hey no I didn't get it I

object he say my client is a victim of

mistaken identity he's who are you slug

head oh Louis T tax attorney my

card oops that's all right I have more

hey Park the pattern pal yeah cuz we're

going to flatten this slime slug's

face that's boogy

[Applause]

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L hi guys how'd it go Janine sometimes

we're so good it's actually frightening

unfortunately this wasn't one of those

times any word from Ray or Winston

uh-huh they're still mopping up that

other job Hey where's Lewis he's

supposed to do my income taxes today he

was here a little while ago

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huh

Slimer not a good move Spud now clean it

up hey let out some slack Slimer what's

your

problem no

problem good I think have you seen leis

maybe he went bye bye

uh what's with your voice Bud catching a

cold

yeah

Slimer

oops sorry I expect to see this kitchen

spotless in 5 minutes 5 minutes 5

minutes

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[Applause]

Slimer please turn the sound down I'm

trying to

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[Applause]

read uh Janine you sure LS didn't leave

Slimer thinks he went byebye not unless

he snuck out when I wasn't looking but

why would he do that so he wouldn't have

to do my taxes well let's see if there's

anything on tape

am I right or am I right no Lewis let's

check the other

camera what in the world two slimers one

Slimer one bad news gooper and there

goes Lewis right into the river Without

a Paddle Egon we've got a problem

fascinating that mirror is some sort of

gateway to the Nether world you mean

Lewis and Slimer are trapped inside it

it would here that way where's the

mirror now I don't know Janine check the

rest of the videotape and see if you can

find out where that mirror went you got

it let's nail that phony

Slimer yo slime sack party's over

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[Applause]

got him how am I going to explain this

to the Tooth

Fairy guys I screamed the rest of the

tape my mirror has gone to the trash

dump Egon how are we ever going to find

one little mirror in all this junk keep

watching your meters the mirror should

give off a very strong reading phew not

half as strong as this

garbage well Slimer I think we finally

lost

yeah Lo

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down excuse

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me

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W ah the mirror is directly beneath us

that really narrows it down Egon come on

let's start digging

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yes may I help

you yeah yeah you can help

us what's the fastest way out of here

that bus but you better hurry it's the

last one let

cery oh boy that was close uh-oh

can't this bus go any faster faster you

want faster hey I am the

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police end the line everybody

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want look

here got it way to go Janine let's get

that paint off

sler

Louis that's Peter yeah yeah come on

guys move it you can beat those wimpy

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goopers

Slimer here you go L grab on

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it was horrible terrifying I should at

least get reimbursed for

mileage spectral activity is zero the

gate is closed

yay way to go Slimer give me one just

for fun yeah I'll see your two banana

Slimer and raise you a carrot stick I'll

see your carrot and raise you a macaroon

I'll see your macaroon and raise you a

rud Baker I'll call

who you going to

call Lucky this isn't Blackjack and you

said hit me yeah yes lucky I

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vacation

time kids say

slime slime

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this place looks just like it did on our

last

vacation not quite dear

look who are those guys oh I don't

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know this is terrible go away for a

lousy 100 years and look what happens

what did happen daddy people happened

this place crunches the big one dudes

let's go somewhere else dad oh no we

were here first

we'll just have to run all the flesh

heads

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out SP up

the the

rain the sper

out get out of here I love your people

oh boy nothing like a vacation huh Pete

yep a whole week without busting a ghost

check it out guys Mount Rushmore pretty

impressive huh awesome

here we are Rivera South Dakota used to

come here every summer when I was a kid

you're a kid H

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[Applause]

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down tur where's everybody going maybe

this town isn't big enough for the 200

of us maybe

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yo you work here

Mister yep Who Are You Zed Moore and

venman and sler we had reservations hey

in advance yep you did room seven have a

nice

day something tells me we're the only

people here great that means more peace

and quiet for us Peter people are

bailing out of here like Rats from the

Titanic did it occur to you that they

might know something we don't Winston

good buddy all I need to know is this is

my hard-earned vacation and nothing's

going to spoil it now come on let's get

unpacked the day is

Young you

know doesn't get much better than this

Amen to that

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brother give me that what not do you're

scaring the fish bud I'm sorry

you're the

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F what got into them

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look at the Geeks go

awesome now we can have some peace and

quiet hey who's that little gooey green

guy who knows who

cares if I known the surf was up I would

have brought my board hey this is no

joke man we've got

Ghosts come on there are no ghosts in

Rivera South Dakota then what was it

what was it okay even if it was Ghost

ignore him deal deal right

Bud all right so what do we do next all

right we're going to hit the trail

boys give me a where the Ghostbusters

Ro and my hands are not slimy all day

yay where shom is heard that dreaded G

word those and the SK are

quiet who said that I did now get off my

back w What in the when it comes to

singing you guys Munch wind

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now you boys go back where you came from

yeah take a hike and we're not horsing

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around you can come out now scab the

[Laughter]

dear we've seen the last of

them what a bunch of total weirdos but I

like the little gooey green guy he was a

major league geek scaba Ben it's more

fun to play with Than You Are CL now now

no need to argue children we have our

whole vacation ahead of us right so

let's get on with

it come

on man am I beat so are my

feet to guess we should start packing

the car

huh this is one vacation I am not going

to vacate huh clly does that mean a

little ghost can

stay but why hang around here man place

is full of nasty ghosts yeah no bad it's

going to be fun but first it's going to

be w*r w*r on those pesky goopers

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uh-oh oh listen dearer they're playing

our song ah yes this is more like it Dad

Mom what clock you know those flesh

heads they're not

leaving

[Applause]

what don't you just love it when Dad

gets mad

doesn't I want to play hard ball huh

fine I'll show them hard

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ball I should have worn my feet

now hey what's with the proton packs

Pete I thought you said no busting on

this vacation right but if those Spooks

come back I'm nailed him now let's get

some

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sleep I'm I want to some

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me here you go SP thanks

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hi my name isabatha what's yours SL

you're

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Slimer

thanks want to

play yeah hide then go seek okay you're

okay 1

2 5 3 90 8 14 3 and2 10 37 5 12 8

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4 18 19 20

scab sler I got to

go me too

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good night

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guys Slimer not me no

way what is

it out of

that does it that is it Winston fire up

EO we're going ghost

busting get out of town we were here

before why aren't you singing

dear's my friend okay music lovers name

this dude no wait

you can't sh**t man that's a National

Monument yeah you're right so will just

aame a little

lower come on Winston help me

D with

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[Applause]

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pleasure throw out some traps Winston

you got it man

wait she's my my

friend he's my

friend we're supposed to be having fun

but we can't cuz everybody's so mad at

each other yeah so chill

out hey you

here peace and quiet

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so long we had fun boys but I'm afraid

it's time to fold the old castle see you

in 100 years well we'll try to make it

but don't wait

up bye now

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you thank

you bye-bye Slimer bye-bye

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time for us to hit the Rope too

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Spud later news

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something strange in the

neighborhood we going

call there something weird and it don't

look good who you going to

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call I ain't afraid to no G

I afid to no

GH who you going to call

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