07x06 - It's a Generic Life

[bunniefuu]

-Howdy, everyone.

I'm Howie and this is Bobby,
and welcome to Bobby's World.
I have a feeling you're
going to love today's show.
-How can you feel that?

-Well, it's a good show,
so I have a feeling.
-How do you know that
feeling is that they're
gonna like the
show, and not just
something you ate
bothering your tummy?
-Let's just say I know, Bobby.

-Boy, Howie.

You really are amazing,
being able to feel
things without your hands.

-I have a feeling we
should just start the show.
-Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

-There now That should keep
you two out of my hair.
-Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

-Not now, honey.

It's important the house be
clean with the whole family
coming over, don't you know.

-Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

-Mom.

Mommy.

Mom.

-What is it, Bobby?

-There's nothing to do.

MARTHA: Oh. light bulb.

You've got something to do now.

Look after the
twins for me while I
finish fixing up the house.

Yeah, you'll have fun.

You'll get to spend some
quality time with your brothers.
-I don't wanna spend
time with them.
I don't like them.

-Well, hon, that's
because you haven't
spent much time with them.

-But mom.

-This'll be your chance
to get to know each other.
Once you get to
know somebody, it's
a whole lot easier to
like them, don't you know.
-I know I'm not gonna like
you, no matter what Mom says.
MARTHA: I heard that, Bobby.

You keep the twins
quiet there now.
You're gonna be in
trouble if I hear any more
commotion from down
there, Mr. man-sy.
-OK.

Shh.

Shh.

Don't cry, don't cry.

If you're-- if you're scared
because you don't think I can
take care of you, uh, let
me-- let me tell you a little
story about me and sponsibility.

-Once there was
this time that I had
to take care of
Harry the hamster.
Look, here's a picture of us.

-Look, Leonard.

It's that nice Bobby Generic.

-That's Generic.

-Oh, come in, Bobby, come in.

-What can I get you, dear?

Cookies?

Candies?

Kibble?

BOBBY: No, thank you,
Mrs. Harry's mother.
Uh, you-- you-- you haven't seen
Harry by any chance, have you?
Cause I, uh-- I think
he might be lost.
-Lost?

He was supposed to be with you.

-Oh!

[WAILING]

-We trusted you to be sponsible.

-Our son is lost.

And we blame you.

You!

You!

You!

-After that, I never
lost another hamster.
So do you feel
better now about me
being able to take care of you?

MARTHA: Bobby, what's
going on down there?
BOBBY: Nothing.

Shh, shh.

We'll talk about something else.

How bout cartoons?

Good.

Good.

You like cartoons.

Guess we do have
something in common.
I'll draw you a cartoon.

-That's not the end, folks.

We'll be right back.

-Those were great
cartoons, weren't they?
Hey, I think we're
getting along pretty well.
MARTHA: Bobby.

-Jake, shh.

You're gonna get me in trouble.

This is pretty
corny, but sometimes
a kid's gotta do what
a kid's gotta do.
Jake, there's no reason
for you to be unhappy.
Don't you know that
you're special?
-I am me.

You are you.

I must be special cause
you can't be me too.
-Oh, that's the beauty of all
of us, there's only one Bobby--
-And only one Gus.

-He's Gus.

-And they're not
like any one of us.
-If you was me,
and I was you, we'd
still be sharing our
different points of view.
-CHORUS: Oh, that's the
beauty of all of us,
there's nobody else
quite like you.
-I got my things, and
I got these looks.
Hey, wait a minute.

Aren't those my books?

Anyway, where am I?

Oh, let me see.

Oh, I remember.

I am me.

CHORUS: He is him, we are us.

Everybody's different,
and different is a plus.
-That's the beauty of all of us.

There's nobody else quite like--
let me hear it one more time--
-You are you, we are us.

Everybody's different,
and different is a plus.
So don't forget that it's always
true, there's nobody else--
-There's nobody else--

-Not anyone else--

-Not anyone else--

CHORUS: There's nobody
else quite like you.
-Nobody else is like you.

-See, Jake?

There's nobody just like you.

Except maybe him.

If you-- if you-- if you guys
get me in trouble with Mom,
I'm-- I'm-- I'm gonna be mad.

And you won't like
me when I'm mad.
-Oh well.

I see threats don't
work with my brothers.
We do have a lot in common.

MARTHA: Bobby, for corn's
sakes, give the kids a snack.
Their apple sauce
is on the end table.
-Boy, you guys are just like me.

It reminds me of the time Uncle
Ted tried to give me medicine.
-I want a real story.

Like a-- like a fairy tale.

-Oh, let's see, a
fairy tale, huh?
Um, all right,
let's see, uh, OK.
Once upon a time,
a really long time
ago, there was a little
boy named Jack Beanstalker.
-Wait a minute.

Couldn't Jack be me?

-Uh, yeah, why not.

Sure, Bobby Beanstalker.

Anyway, Bobby
Beanstalker lived along
with his mother, Grandoon.

-Ah, honey.

Dis is your favorite.

This is a soup.

-Wait!

Couldn't Grandoon by Mom?

-Uh, sure.

Sure, no problem.

-[SPEAKING BACKWARDS]

-Your favorite.

Here now then yet.

Twig soup, don't you know.

-Thanks.

It looks delicious.

-Oh, for corn's sakes,
Bobby Beanstalker.
If we go on like this,
we'll gee-golly starve.
Now, when you finish
supper, I want
you to take Roger cow to
market, sell him for as much
as you can, and
make sure you bring
back food to last the winter.

-Moo.

UNCLE TED: So, Bobby
Beanstalker traded his cow
for a handful of beans, and
his mother got really angry,
and threw the beans
out the window.
Then she took Bobby
Beanstalker to a therapist,
and they lived
happily ever after.
The end.

OK, bottoms up, Bob-O.

-What about the part where
Bobby Beanstalker gets
lost in the woods on
the way to the market?
-So you don't like fairy tales.

How about science fiction?

BOBBY: These are the voyages
of the Starship Bobby-prise.
-Cousin Bobby, like, someone
has given me a lot of static.
-Get it on the view screen.

-I am Zap, leader of
the Static Cling-ons.
We are beaming
aboard, Captain Bobby.
You are our prisoner.

Escape is impossible.

We have you in our tractor beam.

-He's right, Captain.

We are being held
in a tractor beam.
-Un-screen.

-I am Zap.

Will you get off me?

You forgot the softener.

You will tell me what
you're doing in this sector.
-That's for me to find
out, and you to know.
-You will answer my question.

-I did it.

Mom!

I did it!

They're asleep.

Uh-oh.

Am I in trouble?

-Shh, shh, shh.

What do you want?

A toy?

Board games?

Should I stand on my head?

MARTHA: Oh, oh, that's OK, hon.

It's time for their
ba-bas is all.
Hold these a sec.

-You are my best
little helper, is all.
-Mom's are great.

Especially our mom.

Let me tell you bout her.

-Because mom's are tough.

We give our whole heart
and self to raising
our kids with love,
no matter what.
And there's a lot
of no matter whats.
Like gettin up in the
middle of the night,
when you're dog tired, and
your kid's throwing up,
because he ate a
whole lot of junk
you told him not to
eat in the first place.
Or when you're cleaning
up some goo that moments
ago was your best
tuna casserole.
Just remember, good
moms never fade away.
They just work their
fingers to the bone.
-Wanna hear more
about the family?
Dad's pretty neat, too.

He took me to work
with him once.
See.

-Now Bobby, you just
sit here quietly.
Here are some pens
and paper, and you
can draw a nice picture, OK?

And I'll be back real soon.

-Sure, Dad.

Don't worry about me.

I'm your spitting image.

Crayons.

[SINGING] Fish don't
stink, cha, cha, cha.
Under the water,
fish don't stink.
Doo, doo, doo.

La, la, la, fish don't stink.

Cha, cha, cha.

Buttons.

MAN 1: Yes?

WOMAN 1: Yes, hello.

Is anybody there?

MAN 2: Hello.

WOMAN 2: Yes, hello.

MAN 3: Security.

WOMAN 1: Hello?

Yes, is anybody there?

MAN 1: Hello.

I can't hear you.

-Ah.

[SINGING] Fish don't stink.

Under water, the
fish don't stink .
Cha, cha, cha.

ALL: Yes.

-Boy, did I get in trouble.

Hey, if you're ever in trouble,
and I'm not here to help you,
Captain Squash is OK
for a pretend guy.
But you know who's really tough?

Aunt Ruth.

-Aunt Ruth, he's trying
to get your purse.
-Well, trying isn't
getting, is it?
-That's my Aunt Ruth.

Yessiree.

That's my Aunt Ruth.

Here's a picture of her
when she was a wrestler.
Yep.

Aunt Ruth's really tough.

But for fun, there's
nobody like Uncle Ted.
You're gonna really like
him when you get older.
UNCLE TED: Mm.

Ice cream, we scream,
you scream, ice cream.
Yum.

-I'm all wet!

He'll do anything.

He'll even dress
up like a woman.
I'll get it.

-Hey, time for
nuggie-- ah, nuggies.
BOBBY: Our Uncle
Ted can make bubbles
without putting his
head in the water.
Oh, Uncle Ted.

How-- how come you
can make bubbles
without-- without putting
your face in the water?
-Tell you what, Bob-O.
Let's just keep that
our little secret, OK?

-Hey, spending time with you
guys is starting to be fun.
Let me see.

What else can I--
can I tell you about?
Oh, here's something.

Yeah.

If you ever get locked out,
it's important to have a plan.
-When you come home
and you're all alone,
and there's no one
to take care of you,
if you've already knocked
and the door is locked,
then here's what you should do.

CHORUS: You gotta have a plan.

-Is there a place
where you can go?
CHORUS: It's good
to have a plan.
-Maybe a neighbor that you know.

CHORUS: You really need a plan.

-And if you can't
get there on foot.
CHORUS: It's best
to have a plan.
-Better just stay put.

CHORUS: If you're prepared--

-Know your phone
number and address.
CHORUS: You won't be scared.

-Cause if you find
yourself in a mess.
CHORUS: You'll be glad--

-You can bet.

CHORUS: You had--

-You'll never forget.

CHORUS: A plan.

-Yeah.

CHORUS: You've
gotta have a plan.
Is there a place
where you can go?
It's good to have a plan.

Maybe a neighbor that you know.

You really need a plan.

But if you can't
get there on foot.
It's best to have a plan.

You better just stay put.

If you're prepared--

BOBBY: Know your phone
number and address.
CHORUS: You won't be scared.

-Cause if you find
yourself in a mess.
You'll be glad-- yessiree!

CHORUS: You had--

-Take it from me!

CHORUS: So glad--

-Take me home.

CHORUS: You had--

-Yeah!

You'll be glad you had a plan.

-OK.

Now that you know about
having a plan, um-- oh, OK.
OK.

OK.

I'm gonna teach you how to
play America's number one
most favorite game,
Hide and Seek.
It starts when you
say, you're it.
-Ah!

I gotta get away.

MALE VOICE: A fugitive.

Dr. Bobby is forced to
live life a hunted man.
-OK, I want a hard target search
of every old place, nice place,
and hiding place in the area.

Bobby the fugitive.

BOBBY: Left, right,
left, right, left, right.
-Ready of not, here I come.

-I'm innocent.

-I don't care.

Come back, Bobby.

You're it.

-Course, you're gonna
have to wait til
you can walk to
play Hide and Seek.
You also have to be able
to talk to say, you're it.
Hm.

But we can have an
adventure together.
Follow me.

BOBBY: Ah!

BOBBY: Almost there.

Hey guys.

Jake, Alex, look at me.

I love you guys.

MARTHA: OK, hon.

I'm here to take the gee-golly
twins off your hands there now.
BOBBY: Aw, Mom.

Do you have to?

We're having fun.

We-- we like each other,
and we really get along.
And we like the same stuff.

-Told you so, don't you know.

-Don't you hate it when
parents say, told you so,
and they're right?

-It was fun to remember
all that stuff.
I like remembering stuff,
cause remembering stuff
makes you feel like
you're doing it again.
-Bobby--

-And when I remember, it feels
like I'm a another place.
I remember one time when--

-Bobby!

-What?

-The show's over.

-I forgot.

I should've remembered.