03x02 - It's a Jungle Out There

[bunniefuu]

["Ghostbusters" playing]

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ There's something strange ♪

♪ In the neighborhood ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ There's something weird ♪

♪ And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

[tires screeching]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[growling]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

Oh, please, tell him to be careful.

There's a 3,000 year old statue in there.

You got it, professor.

Bring it down nice and slow, Murray.

[gasps]

[loud crash]

Oh, no! Oh, no! Can't be!

[cackling]

[growls]

It seems to be intact.

Thank goodness no real damage was done.

[cackles]

[whooshing]

[whimpers]

Aah!

Ooh, yum, yum!

[all] Shh.

[indistinct chattering]

Oh, a boy and his dog.
There's nothing like it.

I hear you, Ray.

You know, it might be kind of nice
to have a dog around the station here.

He could fetch our slippers,
bring in the paper.

You know, a man's best friend.

[panting]

[indistinct fast chattering]

[low growling]

[whimpering]

-Ah-ha! Huh?
-[phone ringing]

Slimer, could you see
who's that at the door.

I'll get the phone.

[indistinct chattering]

Oh...

[whimpers]

Hey, come here, doggie.

[indistinct chattering] doggie.

Wow! Where did you get him, Slimer?

Right outside.

[chuckles] What a cute doggie.

[shivers]

The poor guy's freezing.
Slimer, get a towel.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Hmm, no collar or a license.

[indistinct chattering]

Amazing.
We were just talking about getting a dog,

and here one is.

Can we keep him?

I don't know. What do you think, Slimer?

[excited chattering]

Welcome aboard, big guy. Here, shake.

[chuckles] Hey, smart dog.

Oh...

Oh, I bet he's half starved.

Do we have any leftovers?

Uh-huh!

[Slimer chattering]

Here, food!

[sniffs]

-Yuck!
-Huh?

This stuff's garbage.

Oh...[indistinct chatter]

Mmm. Now, this is more like it.

Yo, slimehead, what's for dessert?

Aah! [fast chattering]

[gibberish]

Slimer, what's wrong?

[crying] Doggie!

Are you afraid of that little puppy?

[fast chattering]

Just relax. Dogs love to please.
They'll do anything for you.

Sit up, roll over, fetch
and your favorite, play dead.

Come on, I'll show you.

That's a ghost.

[grunts]

Great.

[fast indistinct chattering]

[Peter]
You have to be firm with dogs, Slimer.

Let them know who's boss. Understand?

[agrees nervously]

Watch this.

Hey, Muttsky. Come here.

See, Slimer, he's a nice dog.

[responds in negation]

Muttsky, sit.

Now, play dead.

OK, forget that.

Go fetch the paper.

Uh...Forget that one, too.

I know. Muttsky, beg.

-[growls]
-[screams]

I, uh...Listen, flea brain,
it's Mr. Muttsky to you.

And I never beg. See?

[stammers] I, uh...

And I don't fetch no papers, play dead,

or any of the other
dumb stuff, understand?

[Peter and Slimer scream]

[both whimper]

What's going on, Peter?

That dog, it walks and it talks,
like you and me.

Yeah, but I don't get excited
when I see a fire hydrant.

Peter, dogs are lower life forms.

They don't talk.

Oh, yeah. Grab some ceiling, suckers.

You humans are history.

The animals are taking over.

[gasps]

[yells]

[grunts]

Oh. Phew!

Thanks, guys. I don't think
I'd look too good as a throw rug.

Hey, you. Hold it.

Heel. Stay.

[yells]

He not only talks, he drives.

Will somebody please
tell me what's going on?

Our dog is a strong candidate
for obedience school.

Well, he's not the only one.

Look.

How do you explain this?

Well, any second now,

everything is going to get
all ripply and blurry.

Then we'll wake up from this bad dream.

[indistinct]

It's not a dream, Peter.

[indistinct gibberish]

[indistinct chattering]

Guys, we have to do something about
this animal thing before it gets worse.

[phone rings]

Ghostbusters.

It just got worse.

On our way.

That was the zoo.
All the animals are going bonkers.

Oh, let's roll.

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[Winston] You forgot we don't have a car.

Taxi!

[brakes screech]

[Winston] City zoo. On the double.

[tires screeching]

Hey.

I still hope nobody sees us.

This is embarrassing.

It's also geographically illogical.

Say what?

The route we're taking
is not the way to the zoo.

-Huh?
-Huh?

Yeah, Egon's right.

Yo, driver, you're going the wrong way.

-[growls]
-[screams]

I like going this way.

[stammers] Yeah, right.

Absolutely.

[all screaming]

-Look out!
-What are you doing?

There goes your tip.

[whines]

Now I know what
it feels like to be in a blender.

[grunting]

Watch where you're going, you turkey!

[quacking]

[blows raspberry]

Let's hope there's no road hogs around.

Out of my way.

[snorts] Out of my way!

-[all scream]
-[whistling]

-[blows whistle]
-[horn honking]

Come on, come on.

[honking]

Amazing.
The animals are actually taking over.

No, they're not,
because we're going to stop them.

I don't plan on ending up
in a zoo cage eating peanuts.

Guys, check it out.

It's Ecto.

You there, halt.

-Move it.
-[all scream]

Eat dog food, Bowzer.

Come on, Ecto, come on, girl.

[creatures muttering threats]

Hold it there or I'll sh**t.

No, Peter, they're not spirits.

They're just under some sort of spell.

[engine cranking]

[engine starts]

[siren blaring]

Come back here and fight like a man.

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[crickets chirping]

Something smells here, guys.

That would be logical, it is a zoo.

Let's check it out.

Hey, come on, guys.

Don't let your imaginations
get carried away.

I don't want any part of me
to get carried away.

-Hmm.
-[buzzing]

There's enough P.K energy
here to power a small city.

It's real comforting, Egon,

if you're a small city.

[growls]

Hey, as long as we stick together,
we're cool.

I mean, what could happen?

[squawking]

[screams]

[indistinct shouting]

Help! Aah!

Hey, fur less.

[cackles]

They are so animal-like.

I know. It gives me goosebumps.

[laughing]

Swell. Where's Marlin Ferkins
when you need him?

I've had about enough of this.
Who's in charge around here?

[all gasp]

That would be me.

Never mind. I mean,
if your schedule's a little tight,

we can always take care of this later.
[chuckles nervously]

Now cut it out.

You've already been
taken care of, Ghostbusters.

Permanently.

[cackles]

I've dreamed of this day for 3,000 years.



imprisoned me in a statue.

Let's hear it for the humans, kid.

For all those years,

I never stopped planning for this.

You might say it's been my, "pet project."

[cackles]

I'm glad somebody's having a good time.

So, follow me, my children.

The city will soon be ours.

[animals cheer]

[growling]

March, my children.

Everything is ours now!

Animals rule!

[cackling]

Slimer, I'm scared.

Me, too.

But we have to find the guys.

Yes. [whimpering]

Come on. They're here someplace.

Anybody want another peanut?
It's the unsalted kind.

[all] No thanks.

Well, how about a banana peel?

An orange peel or,
uh, some sunflower seeds?

Hi, guys. I found the keys.

Thanks, Janine. We owe you one.

Hey! How about me?

Let's get the packs.
Maybe we can stop them in time.

How do we stop an army of animals?

I have an idea that might work.

Then again, it might not. Well, come on.

[siren wailing]

[growling]

[Ray] Hold it right there, bud.

Do you really think you can stop my army

with your puny machine?

Bring them to me.

[squawking]

[tires screech]

I sure hope the guys know what
they're doing on this one, Slimer.

Those animals look pretty peeved off.

[Slimer chattering nervously]

[Peter] Hey, beasty boy!

Hate to ruin a date night,
but you're going solo, pal.

No, human. It is just the beginning.

What you pathetically believe

is a lesson in manners.

A little taste of obedience school,
you might say.

Before I take care of you

permanently.

[all scream]

[Ray] Hey, watch it, guys,
you almost nailed us.

Nice sh**ting yourself.

[cackles]

Lesson number one.

Never underestimate your own stupidity.

Whoa!

[Winston] Hold your fire, guys.
We'll get him.

Let's go, Peter. Fire up your skates.

[powering up]

Egon, are you absolutely
sure about these things?

There are no absolutes, Peter.

But since they operate
on a very simple principle

of controlled gravitational
flux amplification,

there shouldn't be any problem.

Oh, shoo. That's a relief.

Unfortunately, I haven't had
time to test them until now.

-Contact.
-Contact.

Whoa!

[Janine]
I think we finally lost him, Slimer.

Mmm-hmm.

[both scream]

[tires screech]

[screaming indistinctly]

I can't run over them, Slimer,
they're animals, not ghosts.

[both chattering in fear]

[Ray] This guy is unbelievable.

Peter, he's headed for the street right
in front of you.

Do you see him?

Do I see him?
Tall, good-looking guy, kind of furry.

[Ray] Did you get him?

Negative. There's nothing in here but...

-[growls]
-[both scream]

[cackles]

That is one fast phantom, Egon.

How are we ever going to bag him?

The old fashioned way.

With a doggie whistle.

Ray, give us full volume
on Ecto's loud speakers.

[Ray] You got it.

[pinging]

Go a higher frequency.

[pinging rapidly]

Yow!

Yow!

Good work, Egon. Get the trap up here.

[groans]

[grunting]

[Egon] Trap open!

[growling]

Come on...

[growling]

Hey, our roles are reversed here,
aren't they, with all this stuff.

Slimer, they've stopped.

Phew!

The guys must have trapped Raul.

[chattering excitedly]

Muttsky! Here, Muttsky! Here, Muttsky!

Huh?

[barking]

Sydney!

Oh, thanks, Ghostbusters.

I didn't think I'd ever see Sydney again.

Hi, guys.

-Hey, how's it going?
-Hi, Janine.

You know, I've been thinking about this.
And you were right.

We do need a pet around here.

So, I hope you don't mind, but I got one.

[whistles]

Hello, my name is Buster.

[all scream]

[laughs] Guys, come back!

This one's battery operated.

My name is Buster.

Buster. Buster.

Buster. Buster. Buster.

Buster. Buster. Buster.

[theme song playing]