02x62 - Victor the Happy Ghost

[bunniefuu]

[Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbusters playing]

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something strange
In the neighborhood ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something weird
And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[tires screeching]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[ghosts roaring]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[whirring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[proton g*n firing]

[Ray] There he goes!

[Peter] Get him!

Which way did he go?

I've lost him.

Ah!

[Peter] There he is!

Ahhh!

[muffled scream]

Slimer, get out of my face.

Ahhh!

[Peter] You shouldn't have frightened him.

Why did he have to come along for?

He just causes trouble.

[sniffles]

[Ray] Now you've hurt his feelings.

Ah, it's OK, Slimer.

I'll show you what he can do.

Find that ghost, Slimer.

Aye-aye!

Our troubles are over now.

Imagine my relief.

[Slimer sniffing]

Hmm.

A-ha!

Hey!

[gibberish]

Wow! We're in the planetarium.

What gave you the first clue?

[shrill whistling]

[Peter] OK, ghost.
Easy or hard. Your choice.

[whimpering]

Gee. He's awfully cute.
Do we have to bust him?

Ray, keep in mind
that the museum is paying us



Ahhh!

[screaming]

[gibberish] Good job, guys!

Man, I feel like such a bully.

Come on, let's get it back
to the containment facility.

[all resignedly] OK.

[screams]

Don't even think about it.

[laughs nervously]

Did you get the museum ghost?

[Ray] Yeah, we got him.

A shame, really.

He was such a cute little guy.

Let's put him away, Ray.

[gibberish]

Whoa! Ahhh!

Ahh!

Smooth, Ray. Real smooth.

Now we gotta catch him again.

[giggles]

Oh, you're so cute.

[giggles]

Do we have to put him in the grid?

Well, another ghost to study
might prove useful.

It's getting crowded in there anyway.

If we let you stay out,
you promise to behave?

Uh-huh.

He reminds me of my nephew, Victor.

Great! Let's call him Victor.

[all speaking at once]

Victor. Chee!

Hey, cool your jets, Slimer.

You and Victor are gonna be pals.

It'll be nice to have a ghost around

who doesn't drip.

[grumbling]

[gibberish]

-Whoo!
-[Slimer grumbles]

I give up.

[gasps]

[mumbling angrily]

Oh, no.

Slimer.

[Slimer screaming]

[panting]

Slimer, I've told you before
to stay away from this unit.

[gibberish]
It wasn't me.

Why can't you be more
like Victor over there?

[giggling]

Try to shape up, Slimer, OK?

[sad gibberish]

[groans]

Huh?

[Victor giggles]

[grumbles]

[Janine] Slimer.

I told you to leave me a jelly donut.

[gibberish]

[humming]

Yeow!

[muffled gibberish]

[gasps] Ray!

Phew!

That wasn't funny, Slimer.

[gibberish] No, no!

[laughing]

[mumbles angrily]

[sighs] Some ghosts just never grow up.

[Slimer grumbles]

What in the...

Slimer, what's the meaning of this?

[laughing nervously]

[gasping]

[Egon] What's the trouble?

Looks like Slimer's jealous of Victor.

Hey, if I was Slimer,
I'd be jealous of...pond scum.

You two behave yourselves

or you'll both wind up
in the containment grid.

Understand?

[both] Uh-huh.

Good. Now run off and play.

[Winston] Spare me.

Babysitting ghosts
wasn't in the job description.

Ah! [mumbles]

[grunts]

Oh, my gosh!

[gasps]

[screams]

He's huge.
[screams]

[laughs evilly]

[sobbing]

[mumbles gibberish]

[Slimer mumbles gibberish]

[Peter] What's all the noise in here?

Oh.

It's just you, Victor. Where's Slimer?

[mumbling] I don't know.

Well, come with us, OK?

We want to run some tests on you.

Uh-huh.

[Slimer mumbling] Let me out!

Let me out of here!

Let me out!

[Winston] Wonder where Slimer is.

I haven't seen him in hours.

[Janine] Yeah.

Isn't it swell?

Yeah. It's a nice change to eat a meal

without a ghost for a guest.

[phone ringing]

I'll get it.

[Slimer mumbling]

[Janine] Hello, Ghostbusters.

[Egon] Well, that's enough for tonight.

You've been very cooperative, Victor.

[giggles]

Slimer was always too ticklish
for this sort of thing.

Hey, where is Slimer, anyway?

[bell ringing]

We got one!

Tribeca. Sounds like
a standard poltergeist to me.

[Peter] Piece of cake. OK, let's move.

I wanna get back in time
to watch a Bob Newhart Show.

[tires screeching]

[coughs] Those guys.

[clangs]

Slimer, is that you?

[Slimer mumbling]

Some spooks got a lot of nerve
haunting this place.

[Slimer mumbling]

[gasps]

Oh!

For crying out loud.

Someone left a loaded trap in here.

How careless can they get.

[Egon] Zero activity.

Looks like the joint's clean,
unless you count the terror dog there.

[dog growling]

Just kidding.

Oh, but there has to be a ghost.

Every evening for years,
it rattled my windows and dishes.

And you say it manifests at regular times?

[old woman] Oh, yes.

In fact, it should be just about due.

[old woman] Oh! There it is.

[rumbling]

[Winston] It's the subway!



Oh, dear. My mistake.

You should have charged her for that call.

Come on, Peter.
She was someone's grandmother.

Hey.

[Peter] As long as she wasn't mine.

Let's get back to headquarters.

Egon probably left it there.

I love that boy.

Bet he'd forget his head
if it wasn't wielded to his collarbone.

So long, ghost.

[Slimer mumbling violently]

[Janine] Hey!

[hissing]

[mumbling happily]

Slimer?

What were you doing in that trap?

[gibberish]
Well...Victor...

Put me in...Victor.

Whoa. Hey, let me get this straight.

You say Victor put you in there?

Uh-huh. Victor.

You sure you're not
making this up, Slimer?

Uh-uh. Not me.

OK, OK.

We'll talk to Victor
as soon as he and the boys

get back from the call.

Huh?

Oh, no!

[gibberish]

All right, lighten up.

Hey, gimme a break, huh?

I'll call 'em already.

[beeping]

Yeah, Janine.
Yeah, Victor's with us.

Slimer says he did what?

Uh-oh.

Hey, Victor.

Come, come back here!

[Ray] Hang on, Janine.
Victor just flew the coup.

Come back here, you silly ghost.

I'm missing my favorite TV show.

[tires screech]

[Janine] Ray, you there?

They're out, chasing Victor.

[gibberish]

Yeah, I think maybe you're right, Slimer.

Come on, we'll take Ecto-2.

Hey, what's the matter, little guy.

Something scare you?

[growling]

[all gasping]

Something just scared me, in spades.

That's what Janine was trying to tell me.

This ghost is a shape-changer.

I've always admired your ability
to grasp a situation, Ray.

Let's get out of here!

[growls]

Whoa!

We gotta get our packs.
Without 'em, we're cat food.

[evil laughter]

Without our packs,
we're helpless against him.

I think he's already
well aware of that, Egon.

Thank you very much.

[evil laughter]

Uh, what do we do now?

I have a suggestion.

Run!

Keep your slime on.

[Slimer] Ecto-1.

[Janine] But I don't see...

Uh-oh.

I think they may be in trouble, Slimer.

Yeah.

[all panting]

Split up.

[Victor growling]

Whoa!

[panting] I should be able to

hide out up here.

Oops.

[snarling]

Ahhh!

Yo, cab.

[tires screech]

Ghostbusters' headquarters.
And step on it.

Hey, what're you waiting...

[snarling]

[Winston] Whoa!

[Peter] Like, which one of us is it, man?

I think it's tired of playing tag, Peter.

[growls]

[all] Huh?

[cheering]

Keep 'em busy, Slimer.

Yeah!

[gibberish] OK.

[all shouting]

Heads up, guys.

Oh! [gibberish]

[growling]

[Peter] Heat him out.

[g*ns c*ck]

[Peter] OK, Victor.

It's payback time.

[Victor howls in pain]

Next time you want a pet,
get a kitten. OK?

Yeah. [laughs]

[Ray] OK, Victor is now safely ensconced

in the containment unit.

And once again, Slimer,

we're real sorry about
not listening to you.

Yeah, really. Do you forgive us?

Make up your mind, OK?
My arms are getting tired.

[laughs]

[theme music playing]

[yelling]