02x10 - The Powerpuff Girls Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever/Just Desserts

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium

Accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator, unenthusiastically:
huh...the city of townsville,

And it's raining.

No one on the streets,
because it's raining.

No government today,
because it's raining.

Not even any crime,
because it's raining.

Run, little guy.

Run and hide,
because it's raining.

And definitely
no crime-fighting today,

Because it's raining.

This stinks!

I hate rainy days.

There's nothing to do,
there's nowhere to go,

I need action.
I need adventure.

I need to punch!

[Crying]

Blossom: hey,
I want to solve crimes
and fight evil, too,

But I'm not taking
it out on bubbles.

Me, neither.

So it's raining.
What are we to do?

Ah! I have an idea!

Since we can't be
the powerpuff girls outside,

Maybe we could play
the powerpuff girls...

And fight crime...
Right here...at home?

Sorry.

That's a great idea!
That's a great idea!

But where do we begin?

Right here...
The city of townsville...

A harmonious community
of happy little people.

Look at all
the happy little people.

♪ I'm happy,
I'm driving ♪

♪ I'm happy,
and I'm driving ♪

Hi, joe.
What do you know?

[Howling]

[Howl]

Hey! What do you
think you're doing?

[Mumbles]

I'm a monster,
and I'm eating joe.

I do that.

Give me that!

I haven't completely
set up townsville yet.

Joe still has to go
to the market

And pick up milk
for his children.

I'll tell you
when you can come.

No one tells me
when to come.

I'm a monster!
I surprise.

Well, i'm running
townsville,

So you wait.

No! i'm running
townsville.

i'm running townsville.

Bubbles: no.

[Like mayor]
I'm running townsville.

Together: yes, sir,
mr. Mayor, sir!

Here's
your chair, sir.

Thank you.

And your desk, sir.

Uh, thank you.

Ok. Now, let's see
what's on the agenda today.

Oh! "Call miss bellum

And ask her
how to run a city."

Miss bellum, can you please
come in here for a second?

Miss bellum, I'm waiting!

Just a second, mayor.

I'm waiting,
miss bellum!

Just a second, mayor!

[Like miss bellum]
sorry, mayor.

There was traffic
this morning.

Well, don't let it
happen again.

Anyway, is there
anything going on today

That I should
know about?

If you look out
your window, sir,

You'll see a giant
alligator destroying
townsville.

Now?

Now.

Aah! I'm going to
hide under my desk

Like I always do.

Don't you think
you should call
the powerpuff girls?

The powerpuff girls?

Oh, yeah.
The powerpuff girls.

Please pick up.

[Hot line buzzing]

Hello?

Yes, mayor!

A giant alligator?
I'm on my way!

Uh...uh, I fell
in the mud.

Please, girls! Hurry!

Blossom here.
What's the trouble?

Hey! What do you mean,
"blossom here?"

I'm blossom now.

No, no, no.
I actually am blossom,

So you can't be blossom.

Could you hold on
a sec, mayor?

We're playing
pretend, right?

Right.

Then I'm pretending
to be blossom.

Well...you can't.

Why not?

Because...

Because you were
playing the monster.

Well, now I'm
playing blossom.

Well, then, who am I
supposed to be?

Bubbles.

No way!
You be bubbles.

No way!
You be bubbles.

You're bubbles!
You're bubbles!

you're bubbles!
You're bubbles!

I'll be bubbles.
You can't!
You can't!

[Crying]

[Blossom and buttercup arguing]

Girls! Girls!

Will someone
please tell me
what's going on?

[All talking at once]

One at a time!
One at a time!

Bubbles.

We were playing
the powerpuff girls,

And buttercup
was a monster,

And I played the mayor,
and blossom was miss bellum.

Then buttercup wanted
to pretend she was blossom,

But blossom wanted
to be blossom,

And I wanted to be bubbles,
but they told me I couldn't.

And no one wants to be me.

Can't you three
play nice?

I've got a lot
of work to do today.

So how can we solve
this problem?

Well...
Well...
Well...

Girls, the mayor
just called.

There's a giant
alligator destroying
townsville.

Roar!

Let's fly!

[Singing theme music]

Bubbles.

Let's go!

[Singing theme music]

[Imitating slow motion
sound effects]
choo, choo, choo, choo!

Choo, choo!

Roar!

Choo, choo,
choo, choo!

Oh, no!
I'm going down!

Roar!

I'm going to kick
your butt, evil monster!

Choo, choo,
choo, choo!

Give up, monster!

Never!

Choo, choo,
choo, choo!

Oh, no! I also
am going down!

Bubbles! Help us!
Bubbles! Help us!

You have got
to be kidding me.

I don't have time
for this.

You got to help us.

And the faster
you help us,

The faster
you can go back
to work.

You promise?

Yes! Now, help us!
Yes! Now, help us!

All right.
Fly, fly, fly,
fly, fly.

Pow. Bye, bye,
bye, bye, bye.

Together:
and the day is saved,

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

Blossom:
I don't think so.

We still have to
figure out

Who the mastermind
is behind the beast.

It couldn't have been
the gangrene g*ng.

It could have been
fuzzy lumpkins.

[Like fuzzy lumpkins]
yee-haw!

With my magic banjo,
I brought the beast to life!

[Imitating banjo]

No. I don't think
fuzzy can be
that creative.

[Buttercup
imitating "him"]
maybe it was me.

I have the power,
the skill,
and the wardrobe

To create
such a beast.

[Imitating mojo jojo]
no! It was not you!

It was me...mojo jojo.

Only the greatest
scientific mind

This side of the galaxy
could create such a beast.

And because I have
yet to meet a greater
scientific mind

This side of the galaxy,
I can comfortably say
that sentence comfortably.

That's so true!
Ha ha ha ha!

Do not try and stop mojo!

Take that, mojo jojo!

Bubbles! What part
of this pretend game
don't you get?

What do you mean?

I'm not the real
mojo jojo.

I'm blossom
in a bucket!

Well, you were
just so convincing.

What do you
want me to do?

Pretend!

Dummy!

All right, then.
I, as the pretend mojo jojo,

Will hide
in my secret hideout,

While you two,
as the powerpuff girls,

Will try to hunt me down

And stop me from my most
diabolical plan.

And once we find you,

The most important battle
of our lives will ensue.

Yes, yes, yes!
Ha ha ha ha!

But pretend,
of course.

I know!

Now, close
your eyes and
count to 60.

Together:


No.

No.

No.

Yes.

This is perfect.
Hee hee hee hee!

Together: 58, 59, 60!

Ready or not,
mojo jojo...

...here we come.

[Singing theme song]

Whoosh!
Whoosh!

Hee hee hee hee!
Ha ha ha ha!

Those powerpuff girls
will never find me!

Ah, for pete's sake!

[Computerized music playing]

Jump over the water.
Jump over the water!

What's going on?

We gave up
looking for you
hours ago.

You don't want to finish
what we were doing?

We're way finished.

We're playing
video games now.
Jump over the water!

I'm trying!

Oh, I see.

You two left me alone
in a cupboard for 2 1/2 hours,

And you're not
going to try and stop

My newest diabolical
plan at all?

And what possibly
could your diabolical
plan be, hmm?

A stuffed animal?

Or maybe you're going
to throw your big shiny
bucket at me.

[Bubbles and buttercup laughing]

Behold mojo jojo's finest
diabolical plan ever!

What are you doing?

You wouldn't dare.

All right, mojo!

Let's get it on!

[Laughs nervously]

[Panting]

[All giggling]

[Hot line buzzes]

[Roar]

Blossom:
ha ha! Hello!

Mayor: blossom!
It's the mayor!

Mojo jojo
has just unleashed

A giant alligator
upon townsville.

Aah! Save us!

Blossom: oh...
Do we have to?

Ok...

Narrator, unenthusiastically:
uh...the city of townsville,

And it's sunny.

Playtime is over,
so once again,

The day will be saved for real,
thanks to the powerpuff girls.

Oh, I wanted
to be bubbles!

Narrator: last week,
in the city of townsville...

Average home.

[Alarm clock buzzes]

Narrator: average man...
Harold smith.

Average family.

This family stinks.

Narrator: average job.

Average little secret.

Average visit
from not-so-average neighbors...

The powerpuff girls.

Average tension.

Villains are stupid!

Narrator: average panic.

Blossom: basically,
there's no villain around

That could take us.

Oh, really?

Narrator: average villain...

Harold smith.

Average crime.

I'm going to take
this ray g*n

And melt
the professor's head

Clear off his shoulders!
Ha ha ha ha!

Narrator: average dinner...

Eat up, harold!

[All laughing]

What's going on in here?
All: he's got a g*n.

Narrator: ...ruined.

Average wife.

Those powerpuff girls
ruined my dinner!

Narrator: average anger.

Revenge.

The city of townsville,

A peaceful city
with peaceful folks
having peaceful fun,

Eating peaceful food.

Shine, peaceful city, shine.

But what keeps this city
shining with peace?

Oh, come on. You know.

No?

Well, just look behind you.

That's right...

The townsville
correctional facility,

A place to correct
the peacefully challenged...

Like harold smith.

[Ringing]

Wake up, maggots!

You'll never guess
what's for breakfast.

Slop!

Warden: wake up, maggots!

Today's the day,
harold.

Woman: harold?

M-maryanne?

Sit down, harold.

You know, maryanne,
I was...

Sit!

Maryanne, I'm sorry.

I embarrassed
our family.

I embarrassed you.

I couldn't
control myself.

I'm so sorry,
maryanne.

I really...

I really
didn't handle that
situation too well.

[Sobbing]

I'm so sorry! Ohh...

Ahh! You should be sorry.

But it is
the powerpuff girls

Who will be sorry
next time!

N-next time?

What are you
saying, maryanne?

I'm trying to say,
harold...
Yes?

That together...
Yes?

We will destroy
the powerpuff girls!

Oh, maryanne!

[Making kissing noises]

We haven't
kissed like that
since 1980!

Oh! Ahh! Harold! Ahh!

Now, listen closely,
harold.

I have a plan.

But what about
the kids?

[Crying]

Mommy, daddy,
the powerpuff girls
lost my jacks!

[Crying]

I hate
the powerpuff girls!

And you know what?
I hate everything!

Oh, family.
I'm so very proud
of all of you.

And united,
we will destroy
the powerpuff girls

As the supervillain
family...

The smiths!

Suit up!

Julie smith!

Bud smith!

Maryanne smith!

And harold smith...

The man with...a sparkler
on his head.

Oh, criminy.

How come
you guys get cool
supervillain stuff?

We've had more time
to prepare, dear.

But we have
a surprise for you.

Behold, harold.

I love you, maryanne.

Maryanne: all-terrain,
slash-proof whitewall tires,

Blinding


For optimum speed,


Rocket launchers,

Rotating
laser cannon turret,

And a spacious
leather interior

That comfortably seats
a family of 4.

Harold, I give you...

The smith family minivan.

Do you know
what this means?

Yes, I do.

It means...

It means...

Picking up
the kids from school
will be a blast!

Ohh! Hey, why did
you do that?

Why don't we try
to be quiet?

[Screaming]
now, listen up!

Maryanne:
you see that?

Look at that
family unity.

It makes me sick!

Every saturday morning,
they all have a great time

Playing in the yard.

But at precisely


[Watch beeping]

They always go
grocery shopping.

Now is our chance,
dear family,

And to break
a powerpuff family,

We must break
a powerpuff home.

[Laughing evilly]

Ha ha ha ha!

All right!
Into the kit...chen?

[All laughing]

Those chumps have
no idea what hit them!

Ha ha ha ha!

They're probably
all sad.

And worried.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

They might even
have to move!

I have got to go over
and see.

[Doorbell rings]

Hello! Brought
some cookies!

Ahh! Oh, my goodness!

What happened here?

Oh, it's awful,
mrs. Smith.

Somebody destroyed
our home.

[Excitedly]
oh! Really?

[Laughs nervously]
that is awful.

But thankfully,
none of us were hurt.

Yes. And as long as
we have each other,

We're
indestructible.

Harold! Harold!

Harold: what is it?

Maryanne: shut up
and get in the car.

Bud, julie,
get in the car.

I said, get
in the car! Now!

[Car starts]

[Tires squeal]

Ram 'em, harold!

Bud, julie,
I can't see.

Oh, now I see them.

Blast 'em!

Enough is enough!

Time to get
powerpuff tough!

What's wrong
with you people?

Why are you
doing this?

Why am I doing this?
Ha ha ha ha.

I'll tell you
why I'm doing this!

We try and be
good neighbors.

We invite you
into our home.

We provide you with
food and hospitality,

And how do you repay us?

You drove my husband insane,
you sent him to prison,

But on top of all that,

You ungrateful little brats
ruined my dinner!

That's it?

That's not
a good reason at all.

Really?
Really.

Narrator: well done, girls!

What a fitting end
to such an unfit family.

So once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!