02x03 - Birthday Bash/Too Pooped to Puff

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical-X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

The city of Townsville...
a bustling metropolis

where the hustle and bustle
of the city never ends,

day in, day out.

But by night,
these hardworking citizens...

tired, drained,
and exhausted...

fall deep into
a nocturnal Slumberland.

What is it, boy?

[Dogs barking]

Who could be awake at this hour?

Finally, after
sitting and thinking
for a very long time,

I, Mojo Jojo, have
devised a perfect plan

to crush
the only obstacle

keeping me from
ruling the world.

Once this gift is delivered
tomorrow morning,

all I have to do is wait!

[Laughing evilly]

There. That's perfect!

No one would be able to resist
this perfect package.

I'll have my people
deliver it tonight,
and by tomorrow,

this Princess will be Queen!

[High-pitched cackling]

So...

you thought we were
a joke, huh?

Yes, you thought
we were cute.

Well, now what
do you think of us?

Uh, boss, who are
you talking to?

Uh...oh!

Uh, I'm, uh, just
practicing my speech

for when we take over
Townsville.

Uh, you really
think our plan
is going to work?

It's not only
going to work,

but it's gonna...

It's gonna...
Um, er, uh, ah...

Work?
Right!

So when our people deliver
this package tomorrow,

we'll finally get
some R-E-C-P-P...

um, er, hmm...

Boss, we ain't
got no people.

No...but we do
have that!

This is Stanley Whitfield,

live in front of
the Powerpuff household,

where a birthday party is
finally getting underway

for Townsville's
favorite heroines,

the Powerpuff Girls.

I say we take
a closer look.

Good idea!

[Giggling]

No, no, no!
No x-ray vision!

You girls can't open presents
until after you've had cake.

All: Cake time!

Sit down!

Guests: ♪ Hap... ♪

No singing!
Cake!

Okay, okay,
here it is.

Now, blow out
the can...

[Whoosh]

Candles.

All: Presents!

[All talking at once]

All: This one!

Guests: Hooray!

And this is the moment
we've all been waiting for.

Okay, girls, let 'er rip!

Wait a minute, girls!
Who's it from?

Hmm.
There's no name,

just this picture
of a banana.

[Evil laughter]

The Powerpuff Girls
are moments away
from their demise.

Once they open
that box,

I, Mojo Jojo,
will rule the world!

Princess:
Sit down, Mojo.

You haven't defeated
anyone yet,

and when your present
backfires,

I'll have my chance to
exterminate those brats.

Yeah! And after Princess
gets rid of them,

then we'll get rid of them
with our present.

Yeah!
Yeah!

Shut up!
In a few moments,

there won't be
any presents.

Whatever you had planned
will be destroyed

along with
the Powerpuff Girls.

Behold...
The end is near!

All: What is it?

[Rumbling]

Mechanical Voice:
I am a gift from Mojo Jojo.

I hope you have enjoyed
your birthday,

for it will be your last!

[All gasp]

isn't that nice?

[Mayor laughing]

Ohh!

Guests: Hooray!

[Inmates booing]

Mojo Jojo:
Shut up! Shut up!

Ha ha! Mojo's
a stupid monkey!

[Laughing]

Cursed Powerpuff Girls!

I'll have my day!

Princess:
In the meantime,

move your
big, empty head.

It's blocking
the TV.

[Inmates mocking
and laughing]

Everyone, quiet!

They're opening
my present next.

Oh, this one
looks pretty.

Well,
open it already!

All: Ooh!

There's
nothing in it!

Hey, look.
What's that?

It's a circular lid
with 3 rings
retracting outward.

A hypno-disk...

It's some kind of
strange eyeball.

All: Hmm...

Hey, what's that?

Girls: Huh?

Professor:
"Happy Birthday
from Princess..."

Oh, isn't that nice?

Come on, girls!

Buttercup, look out!

Huh? That's no eyeball.

That's a bull's-eye!

Bubbles, it's going
for the target!

Get rid
of the target!

Aaaah!

Oh, get it off!
Get it off! Get it off!

Waah!

Hurry!

Eww!

I got it!

Can't...hold...on!

Unh!

I got it! I got
the little bugger!

I got it...

[All coughing]

Guests: Hooray!

[Inmates booing]

Princess:
That's not fair!

I was so close!

Ha! You weren't
any closer

to destroying
them than me.

Tough luck,
suckers.

I guess it's
up to us to take
care of business.

Oh, please.
You guys really think

you're going to beat
the Powerpuff Girls?

You think you guys
are so clever,

but where
you both failed,
we will succeed.

Oh, shut up already.
They're opening
your present.

What present?

All: This one!

Now, girls,
make sure it's safe.

You'd better
read the card.

Girls: Hmm...

Blossom: It says,

"Happy Birthday,
Powerpuff Girls,

from your bestest pals,
the Amoeba Boys."

Oh, well,
no worry.

They can't do
anything right.

[All laughing]

Pllllt! Nyah,
nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah!

All: Yay! Ooh!

Dolls!

Bubbles: Aw, and they
look just like us!

All: Thank you,
amoeba boys!

Well?

You gave them dolls?

Voodoo dolls!

Ha ha!

Let the t*rture
begin!

You pinheads!

You're not supposed
to give them the dolls!

The dolls are what you
stick the needles in!

So? What's your point?

[Both groan]

Now we'll definitely
never destroy those brats.

Amoeba Boys:
We're sorry.

Voice: Oh, don't
take it so hard.

All: Ahh!

Voice: You cannot expect
to win every time...

like me.

All: Mim!

You see, the thing
about gift-giving is

it's the thought
that counts,

and obviously,
thinking isn't
your strong point.

Watch and learn.

How about this one...

Ooh, girls,
that one won't do.

How about the
strange-looking gift
you didn't notice?

Or the strange-looking
gift we didn't notice?

Girls: Oh, look!
A piñata!

Professor, can we play
with it, please?

Oh, I don't know,
girls.

Someone might
get hurt.

[Dreamily]
But what the heck?

All: Yay!

All: Huh?

[Guests screaming]

Waah!

Good-bye!

Whoa!
This bulldozing bull

is busting up
our birthday bash!

[Screaming]

All: Our presents!

[All growling]

Plllllt!

[Snorting]

Hurry!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Buttercup...now!

Got it, sis!

Professor:
Blossom, wait!

Don't forget
your blindfold.

Professor:
Bull's-eye!

And so, with
the party crashed and
the presents crushed,

the Powerpuff Girls
have finally been defeated.

Defeated?
What are you
talking about?

You gave
everyone candy!

Everyone loves candy.

Oh, simpleminded mortals,

you must plan
for the future.

What is candy today
becomes cavities tomorrow!

Just admit it.
You lost!

You destroyed
no one!

Yeah!

Why destroy...

when I can t*rture
with tooth decay?

[Him laughing]

Oh, brother.

What a sore loser.

What else is on?

What's wrong,
girls?

We're sorry,
everyone.

We just
wanted a normal
birthday party.

But everything
went wrong.

Our birthday
was a disaster.

Ha! Are you kidding?

That was the greatest
birthday party ever!

Yes! It was super...

super heroic!

You see, girls?

Everything turned
out all right.

Speak for yourselves!

That candy gave me
a doozy of a toothache.

Ohh!

Ha ha ha!

And so once again
the day is saved,

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

Narrator: Hey, buddy,
that's my line.

Let me show you
how it's done, junior.

Ahem.

So once again
the day is saved,

thanks to...
the Powerpuff Girls!

Oh, I'm good.

Narrator:
The city of Townsville
is in need of some...

Help!

Hooray!

[All cheering]

Hi, um,
Powerpuff Girls.

Thanks for catching
those crooks.

We, um...

We couldn't have
done it without youse.

Mmm. Oh, man,
this is good.

Oh, um,
while you're at it,

would you mind
booking them, too?

[Officer munching]

Woman:
Powerpuff Girls!

Help!

[All shouting for help]

Help!

Help!

Help!

Hooray!

[All cheering]

Great job, girls.
I didn't even have
to move a muscle.

Oh, and while
you're at it,

would you mind
walking Spot
over here?

He needs to go.

Man: Powerpuff Girls!
Help!

[Squeak squeak]

[Click]

Gee, thanks,
Powerpuff Girls.

It would've taken
us minutes to screw
in that light bulb.

You know, us guys
at the power plant

aren't cut out to
handle these kinds
of situations.

Man:
Powerpuff Girls!

Help!

Powerpuff Girls!
Help!

Powerpuff Girls!
Help!

Help!
Help!

Help!

Help!
Help!

Help!

Help!

Girls...

help.

Girls: No!
Huh?

All: We said no!

No! No! No!

We're sick and tired
of doing everything
around here!

But...

It's Powerpuff Girls
this,

and Powerpuff
girls that!

We've had enough!

But...

That's it!

We're not going
to take it anymore!

You can just do it
all yourself!

But...

All: But what?

But I can't
reach it.

[Girls groan]

Let's get out
of here. Come on!

Do you think
we were too hard
on the Professor?

No way!

He and the rest of
them need to learn

to do things
for themselves.

Let's just see
how Townsville likes it

when we're not here
to pick up after them.

Oh!

[Roaring]

Oh.Oh.

Why, look, Son.

A giant monster is
destroying Townsville.

Can we take him
home, Dad?

No, we better
leave him alone.

The Powerpuff Girls
will take care of him.

Oh! Playful critter.

[Woman gossiping
indistinctly]

Oh, look.

If it isn't
another naughty
little monster.

He must be hungry.

Well, I guess
I'll just call
the Powerpuff Girls,

let them take
care of things.

[Ringing]

[Click]

Oh, hello, girls.
I...

Blossom, on recording:
Hello. You've reached

the Powerpuff Girls
hotline.

Bubbles: Leave a message
after the beep, and
we'll get back to you.

Buttercup:
When we feel like it!

[Beep]

Yo, yo! Be careful
with the G-Ride.

Yo, B., I think
he's about to get
jiggy with us.

Can't we do
something?

No, Bubbles,
not this time.

Yeah. Let them
figure it out
for themselves.

Hey, look!
The Powerpuff Girls!
There they are!

Woo-hoo! Oh, woo-hoo!
Powerpuff Girls!

In case you
haven't noticed,

there's a monster
destroying our town.

Hey, why don't you
little ladies just
scoot on down here

and take care
of this little
mess, huh?

Take care of it
yourselves.

Narrator:
Did we hear correctly?

"Take care of it
yourselves"?

What will Townsville do now?

[Screaming]

Powerpuff Girls!
Help us!

The monster's stuck
in the telephone wires!

Blossom: That's good.

All: Hooray!

We destroyed
the monster!

Blossom:
Uh, no, you didn't.

All: Help! Help!
Destroy the monster!

We're not going to
destroy the monster.
You are.

Okay, let's get him!

All: Yeah!
Let's get him! Go!

[Monster roars]

Uh, how do we
do that?

Well,
how do you think?

I would use
my superpowers.

Or heat ray!

I could use
my ice breath.

You townspeople
don't have superpowers
like us,

so you have to use
your own normal powers.

Now, how do you get
a monster to stop
destroying your town?

Destroy him!

All: Yes! Destroy him!

Good. But how are you
going to destroy him?

Hmm...

uh...we don't know!

All: Yes! We don't know!

Bubbles: Well,
the monster is stuck
in the electrical wires,

so what doesn't mix well
with electricity?

Uh...feet!

Frankenstein?

I know...
a rubber chicken!

[Townspeople
murmuring approval]

This is going
to be tougher
than I thought.

[Roaring]

Let's try this
another way.

Hey! Why shouldn't
you put a toaster
in a bathtub?

Well, duh!
You wouldn't be able

to make toast
in the kitchen.

Yeah. You would have
to go to the bathroom

every time
you wanted toast.

What a waste of time!

Why shouldn't you
put a toaster

in a bathtub
full of water?

Because your toast
would get soggy.

[Townspeople agreeing]

So if we can
get the monster
to take a bath,

his toast
will get soggy!

Yeah! That's how
we destroy him...

make his toast soggy!

No, no, no!
What would happen

if you were in a bathtub
when the toaster fell in?

Um, you, uh...
get shocked?

Girls: Yes!
Now you have it!

So if we can
get the monster
to take a bath,

then he will
get shocked!

But where are we going
to find a bathtub
to fit the monster?

And where do we
get a toaster?

Do you have
a toaster?

I don't have
a toaster.

All: Does anyone
have a toaster?

I could be
soggy toast.

There's another way.
You already have
your toaster.

It's the electrical wire
wrapped around the monster.

Now, what do you
fill a bathtub with?

Townspeople:
Water?

Very good!

Where the heck
are we going to get
that much water?

Girls: Figure it out!

Pssst!

[Roaring]

All: Ooh!

Ahh!

Ohh!

Hey, what's
happening?

What's going on?

[All talking at once]

Girls: You did it!
You did it!

All: Did what?

Girls: Destroyed
the monster!

All: Hooray!
We destroyed the monster!

[Cheering]

Woman: Who needs
those Powerpuff Girls?

Second Woman:
We can take care of
things on our own!

I'm beat.

Yeah.
Let's go home.

Man: Woo-hoo!

It's the mayor.

Powerpuff Girls,
would you come
down here, please?

Hello, girls.
I want to thank you

for teaching the people
of Townsville

a very important
lesson today.

I can't quite remember
what that was right now,

but...oh, well.

I got to get to
that party. Later!

Oh, and, girls...

Would you mind
cleaning up
Townsville?

It's a major
pigsty.

Thanks a bunch!
Woo-hoo! Okay!

Narrator: So once again,
the day is saved...

with no thanks
to the Powerpuff Girls.

Hey, I did that
all by myself!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!