01x05 - Boogie Frights/Abracadaver

[bunniefuu]

Sugar, spice...

And everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

To create
the perfect little girl,

But professor utonium
accidentally added
an extra ingredient

To the concoction...

Chemical x!

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their
ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles,
and buttercup

Have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

And the forces of evil!

Narrator:
the city of townsville.

And like most cities,
townsville prepares
its young for bed

As evening approaches.

The same is true in the home
of the powerpuff girls.

Man,
I'm not ready
for bed yet!

Now, girls, you know
we need to get plenty of sleep.

It's our responsibility as
superheroines to be well-rested

So that we'll be at
peak crime-fighting performance

Whenever evil rears
its ugly head.

And, like ben franklin
always said,

"Early to bed,
early to wake

Makes a lady smart,
pretty, and great."

Yeah, yeah. But
all the fun stuff
happens at night:

Parties, dancing,
nightclubs,
and stuff.

Girl,
it'll be awesome

Once we're old
enough to go out
after dark,

Right, bubbles?

Uh, no.

What do you mean,
no?

Bubbles: I don't know.

You're not afraid
of the dark,
are you?

Bubbles: no.

You ain't scared
of monsters under
the bed, are you?

Eek! No.

Well, then, I guess you
wouldn't be afraid of
the boogie man either.

Who? Who?

Boogie man!

The creepiest,
scariest, nastiest,
long-fingered,

Pointy-teethed-
havingest, little-
kid-gettingest

Monster
in the world!

But don't worry.
He only comes out...

After dark!

Aah!

Huh?

Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

Together:
it's the boogie man!

What? Boogie man?
What's going on
in here?

[Whimpering]

Buttercup, are you
teasing your sisters
again?

Yes.

Ok, bubbles.
Calm down.

Everything's
all right now.

Professor, I was
trying to sleep,

But bubbles was
afraid of the dark,

And buttercup was
telling scary stories,
and...and...

Yes, blossom, I know.

Buttercup likes to be
an instigator.

A what?

That means she was
trying to get your goat.

Ooh!

Well, it's not my
fault she's a baby
scared of the dark.

I'm sorry.
I wish I were brave.

Professor: now, girls,
being scared doesn't
make you a baby.

I was scared
when I heard my girls
screaming.

But did I hide
under the covers?

No. You ran in
to check on us
very bravelike.

Thank you, blossom.

You see, bravery doesn't
mean you're not scared.

Bravery is doing what
you're afraid to do.

If you can just
face your fears,

Then I know you can
find the courage
to beat them.

Now, then, everyone,
into bed.

It's time for sleeping.

Mmm. Mmm.

And now more
monkey business.

Bubbles: what?

Professor:
don't worry, bubbles.

The hall light will take care
of any boogie men

That might show up.

Bubbles: ohh...

Narrator:
ahh, that's better.

Now that things
have quieted down,

We can all get some...

[Disco music playing]

Say, do you hear
something?

[Music playing]

It's got
a crazy beat.

[Music continues]

Who could still be awake
at this time of night?

Deep voice:
slip in the last piece and...

[Clang]

Jerome, let's get
this party started.

[Talking all at once]

Listen up, all you freaks
and disasters,

And chill the frag out

'Cause here comes
the master!

So give it up
for the beast with the bad...

The one, the only...

B-b-boogie man!

Boogie man:
creatures of darkness,

Dig it!

Too long have we been
at the mercy of light.

[All talking at once]

Night-lights, streetlights,
hall lights with a door cracked.

And deeper still,
the sun!

[Hissing]

I know, I know,

But i, your boogie man,

Have just completed step one
of my grand master plan

That will ensure an end
to this problem

Once and for all.

So prepare
to hit the streets

'Cause we are gonna party
all night long!

All: oh, yeah! Ha ha!

So, tell me,
when things get creepy...

All: leave it all
to boogie!

Boogie man:
when things get spooky...

All: leave it all
to boogie!

Boogie man: and when things get
freaky, funky, and nasty...

All: leave it all
to boogie!

Ha ha! Whoo-hoo!

Get scissors
on the horn.

[Beeping]

[Ringing]

Narrator: uh-oh!
What's he got cooking

At the townsville
power plant?

Yeah, boss?

Boogie man: proceed
with step 2.

Narrator: oh, my gosh!

They've cut off all power
to townsville!

That means
no more streetlights,

No more hall lights
with a door cracked,

And definitely
no more night-lights!

Monster: heh heh heh!

The coast is clear.
Come on!

Boy: aaah!

Aaaaah!

Waah! Waah!

Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

[Monsters laughing]

Hey, boogie man!

Right on!

Hey, what's up?

Fashionably late
again, I see!

So fashionable,
you missed the party!

Baby, the sun's
already rising!

We're gonna have to
blow this joint!

Last call!

Let's wrap it up, people.
The sun's coming up!

Oh, now hold up.

Do you-all forget
about my grand master plan?

The sun will no longer
be an issue

Once I initiate
the third and final step.

Is step 3
really all that?

Shee! It ain't no step
for a stepper.

Narrator:
uh-oh! What's happening at
the old abandoned roller rink?

He's launched
some kind of m*ssile!

It's a giant disco ball!

And it's
eclipsing the sun!

Oh, no!

Now morning will never
come to townsville,

And these
nocturnal nightmares

Will be free to haunt
the darkness forever!

All: leave it all to boogie!

Waa-hoo! Ooh!

Yi-yi-yi-yi!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Aah!

Barney,
what is it?

Aaaaaah!

I can't get any sleep

With all that racket
out there!

Something funky's
going on downtown.

I'll say!

We better
check it out!

Yeah.
It might be trouble.

Wait for me!

Oh, my gosh!

Townsville's been turned
into a nightmare nightclub!

Right on!

Right, bubbles?

Well, it's got
a good beat,

And I can dance
to it.

♪ Hey! ♪

[Screaming]

Hey,
you got scared!

Yeah, little girl.

I thought you liked
to party.

Let's get down!

Buttercup!

Narrator: oh, no!
The girls are getting swamped!

There's too many
of them.

We can't take
them all.

We need a plan,
leader girl.

Well, well, well.

It's the powerpuff girls
crashing my party.

It's the boogie man!

So, it's you who's been
terrorizing townsville

And keeping us awake!

Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I wake you?

Hee hee! Don't expect
to sleep anytime soon

'Cause now that I've
blacked out the accursed sun,

♪ We're gonna make this night
last forever ♪

Monsters: yeah! Woo!

Yeah!

Block out the sun?

That's it.

Come on, girls.

We've got to take out
that disco ball!

What? No!

They can't!

I'll do it myself.

Accelerate to attack formation
and follow me in.

I can see a small exhaust port
at the end of the chasm.

If we could just hit it
with our laser vision,
it should destroy the ball.

Bubbles: aah!
Boogie man's on our tail!

Whoa! Look out!

Heh heh heh!

Uh! Buttercup! Blossom!

Oh, no!
I...i can't do it alone!

[Whimpering]

Voice of professor: bubbles,
if you can just face your fears,

Then I know you can find
the courage to beat them.

Boogie man: you're feisty,
little one!

Ha! Now you're mine!

Huh?

Yah-hee!

You're good
to go, kid.

Now blow up that disco ball
so we can go back to bed.

Monsters: oh, no!

Narrator: oh, yes!

The sun is free to shine
on townsville again.

Sorry, nightmares.
Party's over.

And don't let
the doorknob hit you

Where the dog
should have bit you.

And once again,
the day is saved.

Get it?
The day is saved?

You don't get it.

'Cause it was gonna be
perpetual night!

You know, the daylight.

They saved the day,
literally!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Shh!

Narrator: oh, sorry.

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls.

Good night, everybody.

Narrator:
the city of townsville...

A magical town
full of wonder and excitement,

And hey,
speaking of magic,

What's going on at the old
townsville magic theater?

Let's take a look.

Mayor: what a wonderful day
for a celebration!

Girls, have I ever
told you the story
of this old theater?

Sara bellum:
just say yes.

Together: no!

Well, splendid!

This theater is
the most historic site
in all of townsville.

Why, I used to see shows here
when I was your age.

[Kiss kiss]

Huh? What's this?

A theater poster from
the final performance

Of al lusion,

The greatest magician
of all time!

I ought to know.

I was there.

That night, he performed
the most incredible
feats ever seen.

It was a spectacular show!

Then he asked for an assistant
from the audience.

I raised my hand,
but he chose another.

He chose a little girl...

A charming creature as sweet
as any of you powerpuff girls.

Once onstage,

He asked to borrow
the girl's stuffed bear...

And he instantly
made it vanish

Right before her eyes.

Heartbroken
without her bear,

She revealed him to be
nothing more than a sham.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, we all laughed
at the big phony!

But our laughter quickly
turned to tears

As the magic
was silenced forever.

Poor old al lusion.

Poor old theater.

Oh, well!
Let the festivities begin!

Yes! Ha ha!

Yes! Smash it!

Boom! Boom!
Ha ha ha!

Pow! Pow! Ha ha!

Smash it! Smash it,
smack it!

Powerpuff girls: aah!

[Low moaning]

[Groaning]

[Teeth chattering]

[Glass shatters]

What was that?

I think
it was a zombie!

Cut it out,
bubbles.

There's no such
thing as zombies.

Aah!

A zombie!

Narrator: oh, no!
It's al lusion!

He's returned
from beyond the grave

As abracadaver,

The magical zombie!

Abracadaver:
you laughed at me!

But now, revenge!

Aah!

Arf! Arf!

Hmm, that's peculiar.

Miss bellum,
do you see this saw I see?

Yes, but can't you see
that all of townsville
is under attack?

I think my hat's
under attack.

Call the haberdasher!

Ahem!

Oh, and
the powerpuff girls.

Errrgh!

Aah!

[Buzz buzz]

All: aah!

[Buzz buzz]

[Buzz buzz buzz buzz]

[Teeth chattering]

H-h-hello?

Blossom, you girls
have to help at once!

Wh-why?

What is it, mayor?

My favorite hat's
been ruined, and, uh,

Oh, yeah, townsville's
under attack by
an evil dimension...

I mean, magician.

What?!
An evil dimension zombie?

All: aah!

No way!
I'm not going!

Me neither.

I know it's scary,
but we have to.

[Animal howls]

[Creak]

All clear.
Let's go.

Narrator: b-b-be careful,
girls.

Abracadaver has some
evil tricks up his sleeve.

Uh! Look!

There he is!

Go on. Go on.

Oh, um, excuse me,
mr. Zombie, sir.

Yeah?

Could you stop
destroying townsville
with your evil zombie magic?

Together:
please!

Uh! You!

You're
that girl!

Girl with bear!

Huh?

You ruined
al lusion!

You make them
laugh at me!

But now, revenge!

[Tick tock]

[Tick tock]

[Tick tock]

You put her down!

Huh?

Sorry to break up
the act.

Buttercup, look!

Huh?

Bubbles: it won't stop!

Uh-oh!

You hit me!

Aah!

Uh!

And now,
my assistant...

Time
for grand finale!

Uh! Uh!

Now you meet
your doom!

Aah! Aah!

Narrator: oh, no!

Right before our very eyes,

The magic of the powerpuff girls
vanished forever!

Now townsville is
at the mercy of that
evil magician abraca...huh?

Blossom: ta-da!

Narrator: blossom?

All: yay!

All: ta-da!

Yay! Yay!

But, girls!
How did you do it?

[Giggling]

All: it's magic, silly!

Narrator: how? Who? When?

But...who's in the...

Abracadaver: ugh!

Narrator: oh, girls!
I love that voodoo that you do!

So, once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!