07x27 - Shredder Triumphant!

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♪ They're the world's
Most fearsome fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

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♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys
Don't cut him no slack ♪

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♪ Splinter taught them
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LEONARDO:
He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪
Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
Is a party dude ♪

Party!

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♪ Turtle power! ♪

[♪♪♪]

LEONARDO:
Put on Channel 6, Raphael.

I wanna see the opening
of the new Asian arts museum.

I'm here at the gala opening

of the Museum of Asian Arts,
where--

[CROWD SHOUTING]

Everybody back off.

MICHELANGELO:
Talk about glory hogs.

Robbing a museum on live TV!

Looks like
break time's over.

My pupils, wait.

I have just had
a strong psychic impulse

that you should not
get involved in this.

Master Splinter,
you can't be serious.

I am deadly serious,
Donatello.

I sense there will be
dire consequences

if you try to stop Shredder.

Uh, forgive me, sensei,
you've got it backward.

There will be dire consequences
if we don't try to stop him.

Sorry,
Master Splinter.

We've gotta give those g*ons
a turtle-izing.

I cannot stop them
if they wish to go.

But I fear they
will regret this action.

[♪♪♪]

[BEBOP CHUCKLES]

Oh, boy. This is like
being a kid in a candy shop.

Or maybe a noodle factory.

Cowabunga!

Whoa!

[BOTH GRUNT]

Destroy those wretched reptiles.

Gee, Shred-Head.

Can't you think of
anything new to say?

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Ooh, stand still,
you little creep. Unh!

I'll make turtle kebabs
out of you.

[SHREDDER GRUNTING]

[RADIO BEEPS]

KRANG [ON RADIO]:
Shredder, it's done.

Meet me back
at the Technodrome.

All right, Shredder.
Now you've had it.

Oops.

Bebop, Rocksteady,
retreat!

Well,
what do you know?

Ha! It worked!

All right!
We beat 'em big time!

I don't know.

That was almost too easy.

Easy?

Come on,
they were winning.

SPLINTER:
I fear that
by taking on Shredder,

you may have started
on the path

to the greatest danger
you have ever faced.

But, sensei,
we're not in any danger.

The danger is
not now, Raphael.

The danger
is yet to come.

Come on, dudes.

Let's see
if we made the news.

Our top story,
a major robbery

at the Space Administration
Center

just outside the city.

Stolen, the regenerative
power cell,

the world's most compact
source of energy,

invented for a new
super space station.

The thieves,
a strange alien creature,

and a group of skilled ninjas
dressed in blue.

That sounds like Krang
and the Foot Soldiers.

You know,
I hate to say it,

but I think we just fell for
the old double jeopardy trick.

You're right.
Why else would Shredder

have pulled that robbery
on live TV?

To keep us busy
while the Krangster

was stealing
that power thingie.

Yeah, but what do they
want it for?

[ALARM BLARING]

It's coming
from offshore.

Something huge.

Almost like
a tidal wave.

We've gotta check this out.
Come on.

Whoa.
What's going on?

[WHISTLES]

RAPHAEL:
What is it? A tidal wave?

No, its a--

The Technodrome!

Krang used that power cell

to reenergize the entire
Technodrome.

MAN:
What is that?
Get out of the way, quick!

MICHELANGELO:
Man, that thing's gonna roll

right over the city
if we don't stop it!

Relax, you guys.
We all know the drill by now.

ALL:
We break into
the Technodrome,

fight our way
past the Foot Soldiers,

disconnect the power device
and escape with it.

[♪♪♪]

All right,
now for the--

Foot Soldiers!

KRANG:
The turtles are here.

Right on schedule.

And there's City Hall,
dead ahead.

General Traag,
it is time.

We are at your command,
Lord Krang.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

Well, that was easy.

Come on. That power cell
must be around here somewhere.

Now we march
on City Hall.

All right. Let's get it
disconnected.

I gotta tell you,

this whole routine
is getting to be old hat.

[TURTLES SHOUTING]

SHREDDER:
Except for one thing.

This time
we were ready for you.

Ooh, we got you now,
stinking shell-backs.

KRANG [ON MEGAPHONE]:
Surrender willingly,

or my forces will reduce
this city to ashes.

Dudes,
we are in deep trouble.

KRANG:
Shredder, we've done it!

[LAUGHS]

The city is ours!

And now,
for the crowning touch,

I'm going to dispose of you
wretched reptiles forever!

By sending you
into Dimension X.

[TURTLES YELLING]

At last, the turtles
are gone forever!

[♪♪♪]

SHREDDER:
At last, those accursed turtles

are trapped in Dimension X
forever!

Well, dudes,

at least things
can't get any worse.

I wouldn't be so sure
about that.

Uh, not that I really
wanna know,

but just how could
things get worse?

[TURTLES YELLING]

[SIGHS]

Whoever you are,
thanks for saving us.

Name is Weesel.

And I didn't rescue you

out of the goodness
of my heart.

Uh, you didn't?

Nah. You four
will fetch a nice price

in the sl*ve pits of Serot.

We've been picked up
by a sl*ve ship!

The turtles.

The danger I foretold
has come to pass.

The city, the entire world,

is in dark peril.

[♪♪♪]

IRMA:
The phones aren't working.

The computers are down.

What's going on?

I don't know.

But I'm gonna get
to the bottom of it.

What are Krang's troops
doing here?

They're supposed
to be in Dimension X.

Just what in blazes
do you...

...things think
you are doing?

I am taking over
the city,

and this station
with it.

Now get out
of my way.

I have an important
broadcast to make.

My people will
never work for you.

They're 100 percent
loyal to me.

Isn't that right,
Vernon?

Uh, from which angle
do you prefer

to be photographed?

Attention, citizens.

Behold your new leader.

SPLINTER:
It is as I feared.

The city is in the hands
of those fiends.

And I can't find
the turtles anywhere.

You creepazoid!

You're in
the lowest, uh,

scummiest profession
in the whole universe.

How can you
live with yourself?

Hey, there's a lot
of slavers out there

making more money
than I do.

Yeah, well, if you're not
part of the solution,

you're part
of the problem, bub.

Uh-huh.
It ain't my problem.

[♪♪♪]

WEESEL:
All right, you pixies.
Move it!

Well, well, Weesel.

And what have you
brought me this time?

Ah.
Excellent specimens.

Fit, strong,

and durable.

Take your mitts off him,
you slime bag!

Now, you get this straight,
Mr. Creature.

Here, you do not talk back,

you do not even speak.

You either work,

or be destroyed.

Hey, that's my kid brother.

Hey, Zwerk!

Weesel, help me!

Unh, help me!

What's my brother
doing here, snake?

[LAUGHS]

You of all people
should know

that anyone is potential fodder
for the sl*ve pits.

Including you,
if you don't leave. Now!

Yeah, okay.
Sure.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes.

All right, you four.
Get to work.

KRANG:
There's a set of immense
rocket thrusters

at the space installation.

We're going to install them
in the Technodrome,

giving it the power
of space flight.

Then I can blast through
the super portal.

Ah? And conquer Dimension X
once more.

And with
the rock warriors

and the city's resources
at my disposal,

I shall conquer
the entire Earth!

Hey, what about us?

How would you two
like to get into broadcasting?

Oh! Would we?

Oh, boy.

Uh, our own TV station.

Our own shows.

I can't stand taking
any more orders

from those monsters.

They're worse than Burne.

I don't get it.
Where can the turtles be?

[BANGING ON DOOR]

Surprise.

You're on the
Bebop and Rocksteady Show.

MICHELANGELO:
Man, is this ever the pits.

Hey. You're Zwerk,
aren't you?

Yeah, that's right.

How do you know
who I am?

We came here
courtesy of your brother.

Oh, well.

I'm awfully sorry.

Well, how did a cool
little dude like you

get such a major
creepazoid for a brother?

Ah, Weesel
isn't such a bad guy.

Really. He was just trying
to look after me.

We didn't have any money,
and--

Yeah, and look
where it got you.

SENTINEL:
No talk.
Back to work.

All right, all right.
I'm working.

What are we digging
this stuff for, anyway?

It's ilanium, the ore
that the rock warriors eat.

You mean the rock warriors
actually eat this stuff?

Well, what do you expect?
They're rock warriors.

Then that guy Vorx
is working for Krang.

And he might have
a dimensional portal.

Yeah.
But how do we get to it?

I don't know.

But if you wanna escape,
count me in.

SENTINEL:
Talk of escape is forbidden.

Leave him alone,
you bully!

All right, rhomboid,
you asked for it.

ROCKSTEADY:
Ooh, and now an exclusive

for the Bebop
and Rocksteady Show.

The Bebop
and Rocksteady Show?

Where are the turtles
when we need them?

TV programming has just
sunk to a new low.

No, it hasn't.

But you will.

When you go out
the window.

[♪♪♪]

VORX:
Plotting escape.

Attacking a sentinel.

There can be only one punishment
for these crimes:

You shall be fed
to the Great Chaarg.

Uh, why do I get
the feeling

we aren't gonna
enjoy this?

[GROWLING]

Holy guacamole with
hot sauce and jalapeños!

[GROWLING]

I, uh,
think it's hungry.

Yeah, and we're
on the menu.

RAPHAEL:
Oh, man, what a way to go.

As a weird alien monster's
hot lunch!

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLING]

Dudes, we're done for!

[GROWLING]

Little brother, I couldn't
let you rot in those pits.

I knew you'd
come through, Weese.

Well, I saved you,

even though it'll cost me
my livelihood.

Yeah, but you still
have work to do.

I do?

We're gonna shut down
this whole operation.

BEBOP:
We're gonna get even
with you crummy newspeople,

for running all that
negative stories about us.

Yeah. Your ratings
are about to take a plunge.

[HORNS HONKING]

You savages.

[GRUNTS]

Leave them alone.

Splinter!
Thank heavens!

ROCKSTEADY:
You stinking rat.

I'll exterminate you.

[GRUNTS]

[ROCKSTEADY THUDS]

Get their blasters.

All right, you g*ons.

Freeze!

Where are the turtles?

Why should we tell you?

Quit mouthing off
and answer the question,

dirt bags.

I'll talk, I'll talk.

Uh, they're in
Dimension X.

Nobody knows where
for sure.

There is only one way
to help the turtles now.

We must find Krang
and capture him.

You heard the sensei.
Where is he?

He-- He--

H-He's gone.
To a space installation.

To get some kind of
rocket gizmo.

Here, Vernon.

Don't let them
out of your sight.

Uh, lovely weather
we're having,

isn't it?

[SNORTING]

The big problem
is those sentinels.

Then we'll have
to shut them down.

WEESEL:
That bunker house
is their master control.

But I-- I'm telling you,
you'll never even get inside.

Oh, great.

VORX:
You may have escaped the Chaarg,

but you won't escape me.

[♪♪♪]

[ALL GRUNTING]

It's a rebellion!

We must help them.

[GRUNTS]

We need serious help.

Yeah, it looks like
Weesel split.

We're done for.

[♪♪♪]

[PRISONERS GROWLING]

RAPHAEL:
Boy, I really gotta
hand it to Weesel.

He destroyed the bunker.

Yes. But he sacrificed
himself.

Sacrifice my ship,
you mean.

Weese!

Ah. We've searched
this whole place,

and there's
no portal.

No, but there is this
trans-dimensional communicator.

Great.
What are we gonna do?

Chat our way out
of Dimension X?

That's exactly
what I had in mind.

SHREDDER:
I'm en route now, Krang.

How soon can you get
the Technodrome

to the space
installation?

In about 10 minutes.

Shred-Head?

What the devil?

Hey, Shredster.

We just shut down
Krang's sl*very operation.

You miserable reptiles
can do

all the damage you want
in Dimension X.

All that matters
is I'm rid of you.

You haven't gotten rid
of us at all.

And you sure haven't
beaten us, creepazoid.

All you did was
stuff us through a portal

because you're
too chicken to fight us.

[GROWLS]

How dare you dishonor me?

You dishonored yourself,
Shredder.

Yeah. And we're laughing
at you, Shred-Head. Ha-ha!

Wretched reptiles!

I'll destroy you!

There's only one way
you can do that.

And that's
to take us on,

mano a turtle-o.

That suits me just fine.

SHREDDER:
All right, turtles,
come out and fight.

RAPHAEL:
Ha-ha. You bet we will.

TURTLES:
Turtle power!

KRANG:
With those rocket engines,

the Technodrome will be
fully mobile.

What's keeping Shredder?

I can't wait all day
to conquer Dimension X.

You're gonna have to wait
a lot longer than that, Krang.

Miserable creatures.

I'll butcher you.

Not so fast, alien scum.

My robot body!

It's not working!

[ALL GRUNTING]

Hey, isn't that Krang's
holographic cloaking device?

MICHELANGELO:
Uh, yeah.

I am about to be brilliant.
Again.

[LAUGHS]

So much for your honor,
turtles.

Your two friends
just deserted you.

After him!

[♪♪♪]

[ALL GRUNTING]

DONATELLO [ON TURTLECOM]:
Hey, April.

Guys!
Where have you been?

It's a long story.

Listen, do you know
where Krang is?

Yeah.

As a matter of fact,
he's right here.

Irma disabled
his robot body.

Irma? Oh, well,
that's perfect.

Leave him and meet us
outside the Technodrome.

We're on our way.

Those fools.

ROCKSTEADY:
Ooh, do you know what the boss
is gonna do to you

when he finds out
you've been keeping us here?

Yeah. You'll probably
never work

in broadcast journalism
again.

ROCKSTEADY:
Uh-huh. You probably won't
be able to lift the camera.

'Cause you probably
won't have no arms.

Stop, please!

Oh, I can't take it anymore!

[BOTH LAUGH]

Come on. Let's get
out of these ropes.

Now to re-program that
super portal generator

for remote control.

KRANG [ON MEGAPHONE]:
Attention, all rock warriors.

Return to the Technodrome
at once.

I repeat,

return to the Technodrome
at once.

[♪♪♪]

What the blazes?

Something's wrong here.

[GRUNTING]

Not so fast,
Shred-Head.

You are doomed
to defeat, Shredder.

Lord Krang,

where are you going
with that prisoner?

Well, dude, I thought

I'd go for a pizza.

It's a trick.

KRANG:
The Technodrome!

Why is it moving
when no one's driving?

Yeah, Donatello.
Why-- Why's it moving?

I programmed
the portal to open

directly in front of it.

Oh, no. No. No!

Boss, get in.
Quick!

No Technodrome.

No rock warriors.

No Foot Soldiers!

I'll pay those turtles
back for this

if it's the last thing
I ever do!

At this rate,
it probably will be

the last thing you ever do!

MICHELANGELO:
Well, compadres,
they've gone away again.

Yeah, but without
the Technodrome,

we won't have to
worry about them.

I don't know,
Donatello.

They still have
Krang's know-how.

And Shredder's
cunning,

and Bebop and
Rocksteady's strength.

I'm certain we'll be hearing
from them again. Soon.

[♪♪♪]