07x10 - The Lost Queen of Atlantis

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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half-shell
Turtle power! ♪

♪ They're the world's
Most fearsome fighting team ♪

LEONARDO:
We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

RAPHAEL:
Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

♪ These Turtle boys
Don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them to be
Ninja teens ♪

LEONARDO:
He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines ♪

DONATELLO:
That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪
RAPHAEL: Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a party
Dude ♪
MICHELANGELO: Party!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half-shell ♪

♪ Turtle power! ♪

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

APRIL:
This is April O'Neil,

your Channel 6 News
European correspondent,

coming to you from the famous
Gare de Lyon

in Paris, France.

Today we take you back
to an era of elegance

on a special run
of the original Orient Express.

Behind a real steam locomotive,
we will ride

in old-fashioned luxury
from Paris to Istanbul.

What's the big deal
about a train?

She could fly there faster.

The point of a journey
is not only the destination,

my student.

As in,
"Getting there is half the fun."

Well, maybe so,
Master Splinter,

but this is one turtle
who likes speed.

Hi, guys.
Taking the train?

No, thanks.
I've got one at home.

Watch yourself, April.

In every old flick
I've ever seen,

the Orient Express
is full of spies and intrigue.

[♪♪♪]

IRMA:
Ooh, look at him.

I'm intrigued already.

Rocksteady. Bebop.
Where are you?

ROCKSTEADY:
In here, boss.

BEBOP:
Ugh. Can we get out now?
It's stuffy.

All right. The coast is clear.

My achin' back.

Mm. You gotta buy
larger luggage

if we're gonna do much
of this traveling, boss.

The only reason I brought
you two lunkheads along

was to carry this.

[BEEPING]

Ooh, pretty.

Is it a VCR?

No, you jerk.
It's a cellular phone.

This is Krang's
fusion supercharger.

It will make this train
go faster than any jet.

We will get off the train when I
activate the supercharger here,

in Bucharest, Romania.

From there, the train will
accelerate to escape velocity,

launch itself
over the Straits of Bosphorus,

and crash
into Earth's biggest oil fields,

causing incredible chaos
and destruction.

[SNORTS]
Ooh, can we watch?

The expl*si*n will release
enough energy

to open a dimensional warp.

Krang will then bring
the Technodrome to Earth.

What do we do, boss?

You will make sure
there is no one on this train

to stand in our way.

Are we all set,
Bela?

All set, Fritz.

Well, let's go.

CONDUCTOR 1:
All aboard!

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

All except you.

[CONDUCTORS EXCLAIMING]

But first we need to borrow
your uniforms.

[BOTH GRUNT]

What is going on?

You are going off.

[ENGINEER EXCLAIMING]

I've always loved
playing with trains.

Oh, finally
I get a relaxing assignment.

Of course,
it's only what I deserve.

[ENGINE CHUGS]
Oh!

[ENGINE CHUGGING]

[TSKING]

Oh, such a sloppy commoner.

[WHIMPERS]

Why me?

Turtles, look.

That's the engineer
and the conductors.

I sense Shredder's hand in this.

Oh, no.
If Shredder's on the train--

Then April and Irma
are in trouble.

Come on, turtles.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Now what?

[PANTS]
There's our ride.

A sidecar?

[♪♪♪]

The train...

[PANTS]
...is getting further away.

This looks like a good time

to test
my new long-range magnet.

It's working.

Can't we get any closer?

Uh, no.
It's a long-range magnet.

Do not worry.

We will board the train
in Munich.

[♪♪♪]

Here's the supercharger,
boss.

How fast will it
make the train go?

About 800 miles an hour.

Well, gee,
is it legal to go that fast?

If it were legal,
we wouldn't be doing it.

Now, get back
to the passenger section

and collect tickets.

Ooh, look.
We're coming to a city.

SHREDDER:
That's Munich. If I don't stop,
it will arouse suspicion.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

Oh.

Oh, I hate pea soup.

I could spill some chicken soup.

I feel ridiculous
in these outfits.

You should see how you look.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

[PLAYING LIVELY FOLK MELODY]

Well, it's got a good beat,
and you can dance to it.

Please, stop.

Do you have a request?

Ja. Do not play ever again.

Hmm. Not a bad gig.

We're supposed to be looking
for Shredder, remember?

Yeah, but if we don't find him,

we've got great careers
as musicians.

[PLAYING LIVELY FOLK MELODY]

Ew, I hate oompah bands.

[GRUNTS]

There.

Music calms the savage beast,
you know.

Uh, these guys ain't musicians.

I know. I heard 'em play.

The turtles.

Turtles, fight with honor.

[GRUNTS]

Okay. Fight with honor.

But watch your elbow, huh?

[GRUNTS]

Whoa.

[SCREAMS]

A green monster.

Well, uh, actually, I'm very
nice, once you get to know me.

Ooh.
Try this tune, shellback.

Yeah.

Whoa. I can tell
you're no music lover.

[EXCLAIMS]

[GRUNTS]

I knew I should have taken up
the piccolo.

[INSTRUMENT CLATTERS]
Oh!

[BODY THUDS]

Is it too late
to move this fight outdoors?

BEBOP:
Anything you say.

TURTLES:
Whoa!

TURTLES:
Ah!

I knew we should have
taken the plane.

MICHELANGELO:
Well, we're flying now, dude.

[TURTLES YELLING]

Climb aboard, dudes.

Everybody, hang 10.

Or however many you've got.

We're heading for the autobahn.

Do we have a license
for this sousaphone?

Hang on, my students.

[HORNS HONKING]

Don't be a road hog,
dude.

Sousaphones have
the right of way.

[GROANS]

My ears are popping.

Chewing gum always helps.

Look, below us.

The river Danube.

Oh, good. I always like to know
where I'm about to drown.

♪ La-dum, da-dum, da-dum ♪

Irma, I've been looking
all over the train for you.

I love Austria.

I was just thinking
how lovely it would be

to go drifting down
the beautiful blue Danube.

[GAGGING]

Michelangelo.

[GAGGING]

Blow your bubblegum
into the horn.

It's working. The bubble
is keeping us afloat.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

We'll catch up.

The train stops in Vienna.

Yeah, but does the sousaphone?

Totally bogus, dudes.

The train isn't stopping.

Next stop on the Orient Express
is Budapest, Hungary.

We've gotta get there
as fast as possible.

Fast, huh?

Oh, I think I still have
my air-propulsion unit in here.

Let's see if it works.

[TURTLES EXCLAIMING]

We got them turtles good,
boss.

Uh, yeah. We tossed 'em
right off the train.

For once,
you did something right.

Uh-uh. That was the second time
we did something right.

No, you dummy.
That was the third time.

IRMA:
April, is this trip necessary?

Shut up. Someone is coming.

Steady, Irma.
We're almost there.

Hide under here,
next to the supercharger.

I'm April O'Neil,

Channel 6 News
from the United States.

Do you mind
if we interview you?

Uh, some other time. Go away.

We'd like to know
why you didn't stop in Vienna.

[WHISPERS]
I'd recognize
those ugly legs anywhere.

Bebop and Rocksteady?

Ha, ha. That's all right.

I-I can see you're busy.

Come on, Irma.

Oh, let me just get a nice shot
of the two of you.

BEBOP:
Ow. That was my stomach.

[SCREAMS]

Mutants.

Seize them.

[SNORTS]

Gotcha.

Ugh. Let go of me,
you big, ugly,

bug-ridden,
half-witted creep.

Aw, I ain't no creep.

Welcome, Miss O'Neil.

You and your friend
are just in time

to see me turn
the Orient Express

into the first intercontinental
ballistic train.

Tie them up.

We'll put 'em in this mailbag.

Do you girls
like going first class?

What does
a no-class like you care?

Put them in the baggage car.

That way,
you'll be able to watch

the front of the train crash

an instant before you do.

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS, SNORTS]

Like they say,
the chick's in the mail.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]
We have reached Budapest
ahead of the train.

It will not come through
for another hour.

We need a way
to force the train to stop.

[SNIFFING]

Ah. I smell food.

And I've got major munchies.

[PLAYING GYPSY TUNE]

[SNIFFS]

It smells
like Hungarian goulash.

Bodacious.
A new pizza topping.

Hey, gypsy dudes,
how'd you like to go halfsies

on a goulash pizza?

I'll make the dough.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Wait. We're the famous
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Guess they don't watch
much television.

So much for fame.

Hmm. Maybe we can borrow
this wagon.

[TRAIN APPROACHING]

[♪♪♪]

I can't sleep, conductor.

Give me one of those pillows,
would you?

I'll put you to sleep, chum.

Oh!

That's a great cure for insomnia
you got there, Rocksteady.

Maybe I ought to patent it.

Does the man
have no shame?

[SUPERCHARGER BEEPING]

There. We'll get off the train
in Bucharest,

and this train will blast off.

[LAUGHING]

Those passengers flying
to the Middle East

won't have to worry
about missing their plane.

[APRIL & IRMA GRUNTING]

Try to get free, Irma.

We've got to warn everyone.

Oh.

I'd love to get out of this.

The style just doesn't suit me.

[CHUCKLES]

I knew you wouldn't mind
my joining you.

Isn't it nice to find members
of one's own class?

I wouldn't know.

We have not found any yet.

[CHUCKLES]
Boy, Hungary
sure makes me hungry.

[LAUGHING]

Boss, look.

SHREDDER:
Get that wagon off the tracks.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

Well, at least you won't
have to buy breakfast.

[LAUGHING]

Now, who'd be dumb enough
to park on railroad tracks?

We would.

Well, I mean, besides us.

Those gypsies may have boarded
the train.

Find them.

Right, boss.

[PASSENGERS EXCLAIMING]

Hey, let's see your ticket.

[ROMANY ACCENT]
Let Madame Zora read your palm
and tell your future, my son.

Uh, gee. What do you see?

I see two women in your future.

[LAUGHS, SNORTS]

O'Neil and that Irma dame.

They ain't in my future.

They're in the baggage car.

That's all we wanted to know.

Ooh, the turtles.

Get 'em.

[♪♪♪]

I will see to Shredder,
my students.

Huh.
Look at that big chicken.

They're running away from us.

I told you that assertiveness
training would pay off.

[BEBOP & ROCKSTEADY EXCLAIMING]

SPLINTER:
You have only engineered
your own defeat, Shredder.

Trust you to have a corny line
like that, Splinter.

Besides, you're too late.

[SHREDDER EXCLAIMS]

No.

[GRUNTS]

Too slippery. Can't hold on.

[♪♪♪]

[FEET POUNDING]

There you are.
Oh, thank goodness.

Shredder has attached
a device to the locomotive

that'll turn this train
into a m*ssile.

Master Splinter
is taking care of Shredder.

Uh-huh. But who's taking care
of Master Splinter?

Master Splinter's
in trouble.

Come on, dudes.

[GASPS]

It is slipping.

Must hold on.

N-no use.

[GRUNTS]
Hang on, sensei.

We've got you.

[GROANS]

[PANTS]
Thank you, my students.

BEBOP:
Uh, we would have thrown
the turtles off the train, boss.

ROCKSTEADY:
Yeah, but they beat us to it
and threw us off.

We must catch the train before
they wreck the supercharger.

Find transportation.

You expect me
to ride a bicycle?

Aw, gee, boss.
It was all we could find.

This is so humiliating.

Don't catch your cape
in the spokes, boss.

[SUPERCHARGER WHIRRING]

Ah, this is a piece of cake.

I'll just attach
the power cable, and-- Yah!

[BODY THUDS]
Ooh.

On the other hand,
maybe this won't be so easy.

What happens if you can't
disconnect it?

Well, when we pass
through Bucharest, Romania,

this train becomes airborne.

Huh. We didn't need
to take the plane after all.

We had better warn
the passengers.

I'll tell April and Irma.

And that means we'll
have to jump off the train

before it speeds up.

Jump off the train?

You're out of your mind.

Don't listen to her.

She just wants a big news item
to report.

I'm going to relax on this trip
if it kills me.

I've got it.

Shredder forgot one important
thing about trains.

They also go backwards.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

When the train comes by,
we jump.

Uh, jump where?

Onto the train, you dim bulb.

Ready? Now.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

You're too slow, turtle.

LEONARDO:
Let's see how Donatello
is doing.

It's those darn mutants
again.

Can't they take a hint?

Bummer.
Shred-Head's got Donatello.

Huh. We got them turtles now.

Uh-oh. I got a feeling
we're passing through Bucharest.

[BEEPS]

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

[WHEELS SCREECHING]

[PASSENGERS EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Master Splinter.

I will try to reach
the locomotive

from under here.

Keep Shredder busy.
All right.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa. Strike one.

Try again.

Oh, yeah? Well, strike two
and you're out, shellback.

Nyah, nyah,
nyah, nyah, nyah.

Come and get us.

Don't you ever learn?

You fell for that last time.

Well, yeah. Right off the train.

Just keep the turtles
from reaching the locomotive

before it reaches
liftoff velocity.

Right, boss.

They'll never get out
of that door now.

[♪♪♪]

True, but we don't need a door.

Get them.

You turtles have already lost.

Well, then how come you're
trying so hard to stop us?

Where is Splinter?

He's going for the supercharger.

[BEEPING]

Yee-haw.

Get along, little dogie.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, yeah?

Gee, I wish I'd said that.

Oh, we're speeding up.

We're already in Bulgaria.

In a minute, you'll be in space.

[CACKLES, SNORTS]

Oh!

[ALL GRUNT]

[YELPING]

Oh, well.

I can always catch
a later train.

[ALL EXCLAIMING]

This is not my idea of luxury.

Ha, ha. On the other hand,
my dear baron,

you look stunning
in ham gravy.

[BEEPS]
[TRAIN CHUGS]

[BEEPING]

[GRUNTS]

[YELLING]

[ALL GRUNT]

[WHEELS SCREECHING]

I will finish you
once and for all, old man.

[YELLS]

We have about 10 seconds
before this thing takes off.

Sensei,
put it in reverse.

LEONARDO:
He can't hear you.

Aw, we must have broken
the sound barrier.

Watch out for the sonic boom!

Reverse, master!

Ah, I see.

Reverse.

[PULSING]

Well, without the train
for ballast,

that supercharger
was thrown into space.

It's gone.

Did you enjoy the train trip,
Master Splinter?

Indeed. Although I think that
the idea of train travel

as relaxing
is a bit old-fashioned.

[♪♪♪]

Ah, great. While we were out
saving your lives,

you guys were having
a food fight.

Come back here.

Food fight?

You are hamburger.

I was just kidding.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[♪♪♪]