06x14 - Polly Wanna Pizza

[bunniefuu]

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[alarm]

What's that?

Guys?

Oh, that's right.
They went out.

[alarm continues]

What in the world?

It sounds like a...
distress signal.

Hello. Can you hear me?

Oh, great.

Someone could be
in terrible trouble.

Oh, where's that portable
tracker of Donatello's?

Ah, found it.
Uh-oh!

Whoa!
[thud]

[electricity sizzles]

I'll clean this up later.

I've got to find
the source of that signal!

Master Splinter,
I've got a-- Oh.

I'd better not
disturb the sensei

while he's
meditating.

Man, that new
video arcade
is totally awesome!

Yeah. Bet my giant lizard
ate more buildings

than your
three-headed dragon.

Oh, yeah?

Well, my super
space destroyer
blew up more planets

than your ultra
star cruiser.

Hey, dudes, don't forget

my Kung Fu streetfighter
kicked down more doors

than your evil
crime lord.

Isn't it nice to have
a place where you can relax

and forget the cares
of the day?

Hey, Leonardo,
you should've been there.

It-- huh? Where'd he go?

Anybody
seen Leonardo?

No sign of him here, dude.

Hey guys,

better take
a look at this.

Holy guacamole!

What happened here?

[Raphael]
Whoa. If I didn't
know better,

I'd say
there'd been a fight.

But what happened
to Leonardo?

I don't know,
but here's his TurtleCom!

He'd never leave
without it.

Unless he was
dragged off!

Guys, I don't like this.

We'd better start
looking for him.

[Krang]
Of all the places

the Technodrome's
ever been stranded,

this is, without a doubt,
the most boring!

There must be some kind
of evil I can get into

somewhere on this
forsaken planet!

[beeping]
What the--
I don't believe it.

What is it?

A highly concentrated
source of energy!

Billions and billions
of mega-volts.

[Shredder]
And it's just
outside the city!

Why, there's enough
energy there

to blow the entire planet
off its axis!

So how does that
help us?

Follow me
on this one.

A shift to the Earth's
proximity to the sun

would reverse the entire
climate of the planet.

The polar ice caps
would melt,

and the Technodrome
would be freed!

Exactly.

And the city would be
plunged into a new ice age,

paralyzing it
for our conquest.

So you found
the energy. Huh.

But where you gonna get
a contraption large enough

to jolt the Earth
off its axis?

I already have it.

Follow me.

These are the components
of my Hyper Thruster,

a little project of mine

I whipped up
on a slow day.

The foot soldiers
can transport it

and assemble it
outside the city,

while you and I locate
that energy source.

[Michelangelo]
Still no sign
of Leonardo, dudes.

And without the homing signal
in his TurtleCom,

I can't get a fix on him.

Hey, what's that?
Whoa!

[Michelangelo]
Looks like somebody

broke into that building
big time!

[tires squealing]

[Raphael]
Well, let's
check it out.

"Blowhard
Bubble Gum Company?"

Why would anybody
rob this place?

Maybe they're robbing
the company safe.

Or stealing
some top-secret

manufacturing
equipment.

Or maybe they just
dig bubble gum,

like me.

[pop]

No. There's
the real reason.

[Donatello]
They're stealing
bubble gum baseball cards.

Why, those dirty,
card-cribbing crooks!

Oh, they won't
get away with this!

Baseball card-loving
kids everywhere

are depending on us.

Come on!

[Bebop]
At last,

our baseball card
collection is complete.

A genuine Nolan Ryan!

My life is complete.

[Raphael]
All right, you g*ons,
hold it!

Those cards belong
in the collections

of all-American
boys and girls,

not in your
germ-ridden hands.

The turtles!

Let's show 'em
how serious

we take our baseball
card collecting.

Oh, you bone domes
won't stop us

from completing
our collections!

Don't you creeps know

that you can't
get the cards...

without the bubble gum!

Ew, yuck!

Mind if I join in?

Oh, no!

Yech!

Pink is my worstest color.

[grunting]
Gotcha!

[both grunting]

I'll teach you turtles
to mess with us!

Yah!
Whoa!

Oof!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa,
whoa-- Ugh!

Michelangelo,
buddy!

Are you all right?

Well, I was

until I saw that!
[rumbling]

[turtles]
Whoa!

[crash]

Eek, anybody
know the name

of a good
chiropractor?

I'd rather call
a weight-lifter.

Oh, come on,
guys, push!

[all grunting]

Hey, did you notice?

There's only
one, two,

three of them
turtles.

Uh, yeah.

They usually come
in a handy four-pack.

Man, I wish
Leonardo was here.

Oh, yeah,

and we still
don't have a clue
where he is.

Did you hear that?

Whoo, one of the turtles
is missing.

The boss is gonna want
to know about this!

All together now...
push!

[all grunting]
[thud]

All right!

Now to get
Rocksteady and Bebop!

Aw, they got away
in the transport module.

So what else is new?

Hey, guys,
what did I miss?

Bebop and Rocksteady.

But then again,
so did we.

You four seem
different somehow.

Don't you mean three?

Hey, that's right!

Where's Leonardo?

That's what
we'd like to know.

Let us know if you hear
from him, would you?

I sure will.

There's just
one problem

with this plan
of yours, Krang.

Really?
What's that?

Those blasted
turtles.

Every time we come up
with a workable scheme

to enslave the world,

they show up
and boot our butts
from here to Hoboken.

Boss, have we got
news for you!

[Bebop]
One of the turtles
is missing.

Yeah, and none
of the other turtles

knows where he is.

That's it, Krang--

a way to carry out
your plan without
interference

from those miserable
shellbacks.

[Krang]
The holographic
cloaking machine?

What do you want
with that?

You'll see.

Which one
of the turtles
is missing?

Uh, gee, I don't know.
They all look alike.

It's the one
in the blue mask.

Aha. Leonardo!

Bebop, get in
the holographic cloaker.

Uh, whatever
you say, boss.

[Shredder
laughing]

It's perfect!

[Shredder]
Success!

Bebop is now
the image
of Leonardo.

Oh, no, I turned into
one of them turtles!

Calm yourself.

It's merely
a holographic
illusion.

To the transport modules,
everyone!

I'm coming along this time,

to see there are no foul-ups.

If you insist,

Go to the city,

and create as much
trouble as you can.

Remember, you only
have two hours

before your holographic
disguise wears off.

After that, you'll return
to your normal--

sub-normal self.

And while the turtles
are chasing all over town

looking for their
missing friend,

the foot soldiers will be
preparing the Hyper Thruster

to blow this planet's climate

topsy-turvy!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[water splashing]

Oh, I've been going
around in circles
for hours down here.

If only I could
figure out

how this tracking
device works.

[beeping]
Well, what
do you know?

That must be the source
of the distress signal.

It seems to be coming
from outside the city.

This auto showroom

looks like a good
place to start.

Okay.
[snorting]

Here I go.

Hey, and here
we have the new Hula.

It almost wiggles its way
through traffic jams.

[bang]

I wanna take this baby
for a spin.

Hey, that's our most
expensive car!

Please, don't!

Hey, hey, are you nuts?

A celebrity endorsement
from a hero like me

could be worth millions,

maybe even thousands.

[ignition starts]

Whoa-h*!

I'm a Turbo-turtle!

Out of the way,
you roadhogs!

[tires squealing]

Make way
for the Ninja Turtle!

Uh, well, I'm sorry,

but a beloved
crimefighter such as me

needs a vehicle with
a bit more endurance.

Oh, oh, oh, no!

[laughing, snorting]

Oh, boy, this is fun!

Hee hee, yeah.

Let's find some more
stuff to mess up.

[Michelangelo]
Bummer, compadres.

We've scoped out
this entire city,

and no sign
of Leonardo!

My students,
is there some problem?

There sure is,
Master Splinter.

Leonardo is missing!

Yeah, and we think he might
be in some kind of trouble.

Join hands,
my students.

We will try
to contact him

using an ancient ninja
mind probe technique.

Leonardo, my son,

our combined spirits
call out to you.

Let us know
of your whereabouts.

[all roaring]

Dinosaurs?

What a bodacious vision.

But what does
it mean, sensei?

It is hard to say.

It might be an image
of the past,

or present,

or even the future.

Don't you just love

these multiple
choice answers?

[TurtleCom beeping]

Leonardo, is that you?

No, it's me.

But Leonardo
has been spotted

at the downtown
Catalytic Motors showroom.

We'll meet you there.

[Krang]
That energy source
is centered

somewhere
right around here.

In a gravel pit?
That doesn't make sense.

Nevertheless,
I'm getting
energy readings

big time.

Come on, we must
explore this place.

April, this is nuts.

I'm telling you,

eyewitnesses
saw Leonardo.

Well, something
sure happened here.

Oh, no. Not more turtles!

Looks like maybe
he was here.

But why would
he do this?

Maybe our old amigo
has flipped his wig.

[snorting]
I'll take this.

Hey!

As we Ninja Turtles
say...

Cowa-bingo!

Why, you--

And this is
your Skyscraper Square
street sign announcer,

reminding you that
the weatherman calls
for rain tomorrow.

[Bebop]
Man, that is
one big TV.

Let me blast it.

No, wait.

This'll really
get you noticed.

And remember,
don't pollute,

save the whales,
and recycle your garbage.

It's the ecologically correct
thing to do.

Get outta here,
you wimp!

This is Leonardo,
folks.

The boss turtle
of this whole stupid city.

[chuckling]
Oh, boy, is this
ever neat?

[radio static]

April, here.
[Vernon]
April,

that missing
turtle of yours

has been spotted
in more places than Elvis!

Where is he now?

In Skyscraper Square,
and hurry!

You've got
to find that guy

before he wrecks
the entire city!

Krang, this is hopeless.

We've been all over
this quarry,

and there's no sign
of an energy source.

That's what you think.

We're getting closer.

That's why it was
so hard to find!

It's down there.

In that hole?

That's ridiculous.

Just shut up,
and get a rope.

Well, you'd better
be right about this.

There. Didn't I
tell you?

The energy needed
to power this thing

must be immense.

[Shredder]
It's not from outer space.

It must've
drilled its way up

from the center
of the earth.

We found it!
The energy source!

These power cells
are ours now.

[beeping]

Yes, what is it?

Just checking in, boss.

We're really
shaking up this city,

just like you told us.

Watch.

Hey, you, Double Ugly!

I'm Leonardo,
and I'm taking over
this city!

Ha, yeah,
tell your friends!

Excellent. Keep up
the good work.

Where are you, boss?
In case we need you.

We're at the gravel pit
at the edge of town.

But don't call us,
we'll call you.

Shredder,
can the chit-chat!

We've got a world
to blow off its axis!

All right, Krang,
I'm coming.

Scope it out,
dudes,

Leonardo's
become a TV star,

and it's really
giving him a big head!

My name is Leonardo,

and I'm a real bad dude.

But I notice he has
Bebop's voice.

Come on!

And I got a message
for you other slimy turtles,

which is--
Leonardo!

Why, we've been
looking everywhere
for you.

Uh, hi, guys.
[snorting]

How you doin'?

Hey, pretty bad cold
you got there, Leonardo.

Well, you're about
to get even sicker,

turtle!

Whoa!

Leonardo, what's
gotten into you?

Whoa, you're really Bebop!

Take this, shellbacks!

Okay, what did you do
with Leonardo?

Uh, we didn't
do nothing with him.

The only reason
we knew he was missing

is because
you guys said it.

That's right.

When Leonardo
disappeared,

these two pinheads
were swiping
baseball cards.

Uh-huh,

and Shredder and Krang
didn't take them

because they're too busy
getting ready

to blow the Earth
off its axis.

What?
Yeah.

They found
this real powerful
energy source

in a gravel pit,

And they're gonna
use it to change

the whole world's
climate.

All right, you two.

You're leading us
to that gravel pit.

[Krang]
The Hyper Thruster
is complete!

Now to slam the earth
off its axis.

Oh, blast it.

I'm going to have
to reconfigure
the connectors

to accept these alien
power cells.

But I've been waiting years
to conquer the Earth!

Then a few more hours
won't make a difference.

That's where they found
the energy source,

down there.

You two g*ons
wait here.

We'll be back
in a moment.

[Raphael]
Huh, now there's
something

you don't see
every day.

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, dinosaurs!

Just like the ones
in Master Splinter's vision.

And they don't look like
a welcoming committee.

[all roaring]

[all roaring]

Man, we dropped right
into Dinosaur Central!

They're the creatures
Splinter saw in his vision.

They must've
eaten Leonardo!

Guess again, guys!

Leonardo!
Leonardo!
Leonardo!

Sorry,
did my friends
scare you?

Did you say friends?

[Michelangelo]
You mean these
jolly green giants

are your compadres?

Oh, yeah. They're
real nice guys.

Allow me
to introduce myself.

My name is Speega.

My friends and I
are the descendants

of a group of dinosaurs

who escaped extinction
millions of years ago,

by taking refuge
in the center of the earth.

And they've been
on a mission to save

endangered species
all over the planet
ever since.

We were on
an urgent mission

to save a rare
species of flower.

But unfortunately,
in our rush,

we damaged
our transport driller.

While you guys
were out,

I picked up
their distress signal
on Donatello's radio.

I found them here.

Yes, and thanks
to Leonardo's help,

we rescued
the endangered flower.

And I found the parts
to repair their vehicle
in a junkyard.

And now,

we're ready to return
to the earth's core.

Um, there's just
one little problem.

You see, the energy cells
from our transport

seem to be missing.

No, no, no, that is
one big problem.

Krang and Shredder
took 'em.

[Donatello]
And they're gonna
use them

to blow the Earth
off its axis

and wreck
the planet's climate.

Well, what are we
waiting for?

We've gotta
stop 'em.

If there's anything
we can do--

You betcha there is.
Come on.

Hey,

what happened to Bebop
and Rocksteady?

[Donatello]
They must have
gotten loose.

[Raphael]
Look, there they go.

They'll lead us right
to Krang and Shredder.

Come on, Leonardo.

We'll fill you in
on the way.

[Krang]
The Hyper Thruster
is ready!

Well, it took you
long enough.

Hurry up
and ignite it.

Quiet!

This is my supreme
moment of triumph.

Let me relish it.

Boss, boss!

The turtles
are coming!

The turtles
are coming!

Ha!

I say ha!

Even if all four
of them showed up,

they couldn't
stop me.

[Shredder]
Uh, how about
four turtles

and three dinosaurs?

Get them.

Oh, hey! What the--

Impersonate me,
will you?

[Raphael]
Errmp, time's up,
Tin Face.

Hey, no fair!

There's too many
of these geekazoids.

[Raphael]
And those dinosaurs aren't
doing a thing to help us.

Well, I'm terribly sorry,
but it's against our creed

to do harm
to any living creature.

Our mission is to help
endangered species.

Listen, Speega,

every species on this planet
will be endangered

if they ignite
that Thruster.

Besides,
these foot soldiers
aren't living.

They're machines
made of steel and plastic.

They are?

[all roaring]

All right!

The energy cells.

[roaring]

h*, h*, let's see
how that Thruster

handles 2,000 volts

from the public
address system.

Krang,

we're losing!

I must ignite
the Hyper Thruster.

Now, to blow the earth
off its axis!

I don't believe this.

[Shredder]
Believe it.

The turtles
have done it again.

I've had it
with your idiotic
schemes, Krang!

From now on,
I call the shots.

Don't annoy me, Shredder.

I've had a very bad day!

Here are your energy cells.

Fine, now we can take
the endangered flower

to our home in the center
of the earth,

where it will be safe.

Thank you, my friends.

I wish there were
some way to repay you.

Well, there is,
Speega,

by keeping up
the good work.

Yeah, maybe we'll see
you prehistoric dudes
again someday.

Well, thanks to humankind's
disregard for the environment,

I fear we will
be back all too soon.

[Donatello]
Boy, you sure had us
worried, Leonardo.

[Raphael]
Yeah.

we nearly ran our shells off
looking for you.

Sorry, guys,

but the dinosaur''
distress signal
seemed urgent,

and I couldn't wait
for you to get back.

If I may offer a piece
of advice, Leonardo.

In the words
of an ancient proverb,

When taking unexpected
leave of thy fellow ninja,

always leave a note.