06x12 - Leonardo is Missing

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Attention, suspects.

I've solved the case
of the missing guppy.

[all gasping]
Wonder who it is.

Who did it?
We must know.

I'll tell you
the guilty party's name

right after
this next commercial.

I don't know if I can
wait that long.

Wow, April's
Aunt Agatha
has got to be

the greatest detective
in the world.

No wonder she's got
her own TV show.

Hey, I'll bet a pizza
with the works

it's the rich uncle
who did it.

Donatello,
you got a bet.

I say it's
the stepmother.

You are both wrong.

It's the brother-in-law.

No way, José.

The butler dude
dood it--

I mean, did it.

[Announcer]
And now,

back to Sleuth on the Loose.

Here it comes, guys.

The guilty party is...

[static]
[Leonardo]
Ah!

Something happened
to our TV!

Oh, no.

Not at the crucial
moment!

We interrupt this program
for a special bulletin.

I'm here
at the Dynamitic
Science Lab,

where a series
of mysterious thefts
have taken place,

involving parts from
a top-secret security project.

Guys,
this is serious.

Whoa,
it sure is.

Now we'll never find out
who swiped that guppy.

Turtles
to the rescue!

[car approaching]

[tires squealing]

Turtles!

Am I glad
you're here.

How'd these thefts
occur, April?

No one knows.

Whoever did it
entered a sealed room

completely guarded
by security cameras.

And here's the weird part:

there were no signs
of a break-in.

Whoa, dudette, that is
a real head-scratcher.

Yeah,
sounds like a case

for your Aunt Agatha
to me.

This is Dr. Webb,

the director
of Dynamitic Labs.

I'm honored
to meet you.

If anyone can apprehend
these culprits,

it's the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Guys, I've got
to get back to Channel 6
and file my report.

Keep me notified.

That's why I invented
the TurtleCom.

This is our
top security vault.

I can't figure out
how they got in.

These walls
are solid steel.

Yeah, and nothing
can get past

this surveillance
camera.

These last two
remaining parts

must be guarded
at all costs.

I can't tell you
how important they are.

How important?

I just said,
I can't tell you.

Okay, fellas.

Dr. Webb
is counting on us.

Hey, anyone trying
to get past us

will have to deal with me!

Wah, yah!

And me!

Hee-yah!

Uh, fellas?

Get ready
for some bad news.

Someone just ripped off
another one of the parts!

If our top security room
isn't safe,

there's no hope
of guarding
the final part.

Dr. Webb,

why don't we take it
back with us to our lair?

Leonardo's right.

The thief couldn't possibly
know our secret location.

All right. But remember,

it mustn't fall
into the thief's hands.

With it,
he could construct

something
of unspeakable horror.

We'll take turns
guarding the part.

Most excellent
idea, dude.

Michelangelo, you can
take the first shift,

while the rest of us
scout around for clues.

Most bogus idea, dude.

Cheer up,
Michelangelo.

You'll have the pizza
to keep you company.

Yeah, the two of us
could develop,

like, a really
meaningful relationship.

[growling]

[growling]
Ah, what
a righteous combo.

Food for the mind

and food for the bod.
[burps]

[zapping]

What's going on?

[high-pitched noise]

The part, it's gone.

Oh, no! How can this be?

Okay, Michelangelo,
your relief is here.

So who's going to take
the next watch?

Uh, dudes,
that won't be necessary.

You see, the next watch
has nothing to watch.

The gizmo is gone!

What happened?

Dudes, you're not gonna
believe a word of this,

but the TV sucked it up.

You're right.
We don't believe
a word of it.

[TurtleCom beeping]

What's up, April?

Listen, fellas.
I just found out

that those stolen parts
can be put together

to make a Doomsday Device!

A Doomsday Device?

Yeah, but here's
the good news.

It's impossible to do it
without that final part.

Oh, boy, it's
a lucky thing
for the nation

that you fellas
are guarding it.

[chuckling]
Yeah.

What a lucky break.

[static]

Oh, this is awful.

We've got to find out
who stole those parts

and get 'em back.
But how?

Okay, let's handle this

the same way
Miss Agatha would.

Gnarly notion.

Uh, how's that?

Well, she'd
reenact the crime.

Now, Michelangelo,
you show us exactly
what happened.

Okay. Like, I was
sitting right here,

scarfing down a pizza.

Uh, could someone
re-create the pizza

so I could re-create
the crime?

Never mind that,
just do it!

All of a sudden, there's
this weird-looking beam

sh**ting
out of the TV,

and, like,
it sucks up
the part!

It was truly unruly.

Hey.

They must've
used a molecular
disintegrator beam

to teleport the part
across the airwaves.

Donatello,
you've been watching

way too many reruns
of Star Trek.

But what about
the missing parts
at the science lab?

Same deal.

Remember those scanning
surveillance cameras?

They beamed
the de-molecularized parts

right through them.

Hmm, I wonder who could
be that ingenious.

[meow]
Patience, Princess.

Food is on the way.

[meow]

Knuckles, where is
Princess' dinner?

Uh, sorry, Professor.
We're all out of cat food.

[hissing]

What?
How can that be?

Uh, it-- it's true,
Professor.

There ain't a drop
of it left.

No wonder.

This is cat food.

You've stolen
my Princess' din-din.

[growling, hissing]

Well, if you didn't
feed her imported caviar,

I wouldn't be so tempted.

Look,

The re-molecularizer
chamber.

[Professor]
Aha!

The final part
is mine.

Those stupid reptiles
thought they could
protect it from me,

but my molecularizer beam
can reach anywhere.

At last, I can build
my Doomsday Device...

and with it bring the world
to its knees!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Donatello]
This device
I've constructed

will de-particalize
our molecular
physiognomies,

and teleport them
through the ionosphere.

Mm-hmm.

Would you run that
by us again

in English?

Oh, okay.

See, this gizmo
is gonna send us
through the TV set,

directly to whoever's
been ripping off
these missing parts.

Well, why didn't
you say so?

I just did.

Then let's do it.

All right.
Here goes.
[static]

[Michelangelo]
All right,
it's another episode

of Sleuth on the Loose.

Aha!

The guilty party has left
their fingerprints

on this pizza crust.

Are you guys ready?

Hold on, Donatello,

I just want to find out
who committed the crime.

Yeah, and I want
to find out

what was
on that pizza.

Will you guys forget
that TV show?

This is a matter
of national security!

Leonardo's right.

Now, let's
all stand
close together...

Okay,
here goes.

[all talking at once]

Miss Agatha?

Whoo, good gracious!

Where am I?

Well, you're
in our lair.

[chuckling]
And it certainly
is an honor.

Lair? What lair?

Uh, how did I get here?

Uh, something
must have gone wrong

with the oscillator
relay control.

See, instead
of pulling us
into the TV,

[chuckling]
it pulled you
out of it.

Oh, now
I remember you.

You're my niece
April's friends,

the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Tortoises.

Uh, close enough.

[Knuckles]
Uh, what's goin' on?

That was no ordinary
power surge.

Someone is trying to lock in
on the molecularizer beam,

and the source
of it is...

[beeping]
somewhere
in the sewer system,

right about here.

I want you two
to find out who's
snooping around...

and eliminate them.

Uh, right, Professor.

[Donatello]
So you see,

whoever stole
those parts

is probably building
a Doomsday Device

right now!

Good heavens!

We sure could
use your help

in tracking down
the guilty party, ma'am.

Well, I'd be delighted
to lend my services.

Miss Agatha
at your service.

[chattering]

Uh, first could
you tell us

who the guilty
party was

in the "Case
of the Missing Guppy?"

We bet a pizza on it.

Oh, that'll have
to wait, lads.

We've got to get
down to sleuthing.

Now, I'll need
an assistant.

Hmm...I choose...

you, Raphael.

No fair!
What about us?

Oh, you'll all get
your turn to help.

Right now, I only
need one of you.

But why Raphael?

Red has always been
my favorite color.

[Raphael]
Why are we going
to the library?

Shouldn't we be
zooming around town
in the Turtle Van?

I prefer a more
scholarly approach.

Hey, Knuckles,
do you know
who that is?

Uh, some bozo
in a turtle costume.

No, the other one.

Hey, it's Miss Agatha,
the TV detective.

Oh, she's my favorite.

Hey, let's follow them.

I'd love to get
her autograph.

Ah, here it is,

the science section.

Our villain
is obviously someone

with a vast knowledge
of molecular science.

Aha, Professor
Vilmont Von Volt,

winner of the
Science Bowl Award

for advanced
molecular studies.

We may have just
found our man.

Uh-oh, she's
after the boss.

Oh, boy, is he in trouble.

I must see
my niece April
immediately.

Uh, is a family visit
really necessary?

You said we were
in a hurry!

[Agatha]
Aha, I found
the scoundrel.

It seems when
Professor Von Volt

was drummed out of science
for his harebrained theories,

he vowed to take
revenge on the world.

I just knew my computer files
on the weird and famous

would contain a clue.

Motive plus ability
equals culprit.

Von Volt
is definitely our man.

There you go.
Is it any wonder

she's got her own
prime-time show?

Aunt Aggie,
you're wonderful!

I don't know
how you do it.

Brilliance runs
in our family, dear.

Where to now?

Observe and absorb.

I gotcha!

Now it's your turn,
turtle.

Guess again,
Blister Brain.

Hey!

You're next.

Oh, yeah?

Goodness gracious!

Oh, no!

[horn honking]

Let's
get out of here!

I'll have you out
in a minute.

Boy, the city streets
are becoming so dangerous!

Now to see what I grabbed
from that bully's lapel.

Oh? What have we here?

It appears to be
a white cat hair.

And a small glob
of some strange
substance.

Hurry. We must
examine these clues

under Donatello's
microscope.
[tires squealing]

[gasping]
Miss Agatha!

Look out! No!

Aah!

Aah!

[panting]
She's gone!

Miss Agatha,
where are you?

Yoo-hoo!
I'm right here,
Raphael!

Oh, thank goodness

for these new
lightweight
manhole covers.

Oh, I thought
that van did you in.

Piffle. That could
never happen.

I'm the guest star.

[chuckling]
Yeah, well,

it all happened so fast,

I never got
the license number.

It's not necessary.

I managed to mark
the underside of the van

with this.
Lipstick?

A lady never leaves home
without it.

[Agatha]
Hmm, most interesting.

The guilty party owns
a white Persian cat,

a breed found only
in a small village
in Afghanistan.

Wow, East Afghanistan
or West Afghanistan?

Central Afghanistan.

Whoa, is she awesome
or what?

Now, the microspores
indicate that it's being fed

large quantities
of caviar.

rare Slobovian
caviar.

Raphael and I
will check out

some exclusive
gourmet shops for leads.

You two get to have
all the fun.

We want to play
detective, too.

Isn't there some way
we can help, Miss Agatha?

Oh, by all means.

I've marked the underside
of the villain's blue van

with lipstick.

Now, you find
my initials,

and you have
your criminal.

Leonardo, how are
you guys doing?

Lousy. No sign
of that blue van yet.

Yeah, I know
just how you feel.

Miss Agatha and I
are striking out, too.

Perhaps not. Look.

A gourmet food shop.

And they're having a sale
on Slobovian caviar.

And look who's coming
out of the place.

[Raphael]
There's the same creeps
who jumped us before.

[Agatha]
And they're getting into--

[both]
A blue van!

Later, guy. I think
we just hit the jackpot.

Oh, fiddlesticks,
they're getting away.

[Raphael]
We still have
a chance.

Hey kid,
how you doing?

Listen, I have to borrow
that skateboard, okay?

No way, man!

Nobody touches
my wheels!

Yeah, yeah, I know,
but I'm Raphael,

one of the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Big deal.

Oh, won't you
reconsider, young man?

It's in the name
of truth and justice.

Hey, I recognize you!

You're Miss Agatha
from TV! Wow!

If you need it,
it's yours!

Well, thanks a lot.

Now to follow
those guys before
we lose their trail.

Not without me,
you won't.

Well, if you insist.
Hang on!

Are you okay?

Oh, don't worry
about me!

Shred it to the max!

[Agatha]
There it is!

[Raphael]
And they're going
into that factory.

Then so are we.

Okay, let's
get 'em!
Wait.

[zapping]

How did you know
the fence was
electrified?

Elementary,
my dear Raphael.

Our genius I.Q. villain

would hardly overlook
such obvious protection.

Well, I guess we'll just have
to find some other way in.

Hmm...

I think I have it.

Here goes.

[grunting]
Okay, your turn.

Whoo!

Now, let's get
this Von Volt person.

[alarm]
Uh-oh, we got
intruders.

Uh, it's that lady
shamus again.

Just when I've
almost finished
my Doomsday Device.

Unleash
the destroyer robot.

[Knuckles]
Uh, right, Professor.

[buzzing]

Heavens to Betsy!

Remind me to rent
one of these things

for our next barbeque.

[TurtleCom beeping]
Emergency, guys.

Get to 400
Commerce Street now!

Oh, gee, I hope

they received
that last transmission.

[Raphael]
Talk about timing!

[all]
Turtle power!

[Knuckles]
More shellbacks?

That robot will
take care of them also.

Is this someone's idea
of a warm welcome?

Knock out
its camera eye,

and it won't be
able to see us.

As always,
you're one step
ahead of everyone.

[Garth]
These turtles are good.

[Von Volt]
Nonsense.
I love a challenge.

Wait 'til they meet
the octo-creature.
Ha ha ha ha!

Good work, Raphael.

Looks like you didn't
need our help after all.

[rumbling]

[Michelangelo]
What is that?

[Donatello]
Some sort of a computer
controlled creature.

Look, you boys distract it

while Raphael and I
infiltrate the factory.

We must get inside.

I hope
you've got a hairpin.

Actually, I was thinking
of something larger.

Ta-da!

No, no, let me guess.

You were a pole-vault
gold medallist

in the 1952 Olympics, right?



Well, I guess this is
the end of the line, huh?

It certainly is
for Von Volt.

You might as well
turn yourself in,
Professor.

Ha! You must be joking.

Knuckles, Garth!

Take care
of our uninvited
guests.

Uh, right,
Professor.
[button beeps]

Whoa, whoa!

Yeah, that's it!
Get down!

Uh, like they say
in French,

on your guard!

It's en garde.

Who cares?

Let's just
start dueling.

Ugh!

[all yelling]
Watch out!

Oh, I got to remember this
for my next nightmare!

Guys,
call me Mr. Gloomy,

but I think we're
in serious trouble.

You should have stuck
to your knitting, lady.

And you to learning
to handle a laser sword.

Uh? Hey!

Yeah, that's it.

Keep dancing,
Bone Dome! Ha ha.

Oh, I finally get
to sit one out.

Wow, is there anything
you can't do, Miss Agatha?

Well, actually,
I've never tried

bronco-busting wild yaks
in the Himalayas.

But I'm sure she will.

I hate to say it,
guys,

but things
don't look too good.

Just the same,
we'll go down fighting!

Maybe sooner than we think.

Hey, let me have
a crack at it.

Oh, crack is
the right word.

Step aside,
compadres.

Let me grapple
with the problem.

Got it!

Whoa!

Ohh!

[Donatello]
Way to go!

All right,
Michelangelo!

Now will you
come quietly,
Professor?

You're too late,
you meddling old biddie.

I've just activated
my Doomsday Device.

And the key has just
been de-molecularized.

The world has exactly


Revenge is mine!
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Bummer, dudes.
We're missing the party.

Listen to all
that laughing.

I'm afraid, in this case,
it's the last laugh.

We've got 15 seconds

till the end
of the world, guys!

It's not possible.
There must be some way
to stop it.

It's useless,
my green friend.

We're all leaving here
together

in precisely
seven seconds.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Now, where did I
put that thing?

Ah, yes. Here it is.

This used to work
on my bathroom door.

There.
[machine
shutting down]

So much for blowing up
the world.

Oh, next time, could you
not play it quite so close?

These cliffhangers
are tough on the nerves!

[Raphael]
Now what?

[Donatello]
The electromagnetic field

created by this
crackpot's equipment

is attracting
a thunderbolt
disturbance.

Time to split,
muchachos!

Hurry,
Miss Agatha!

Now, we mustn't
forget the cat!

[Donatello]
Or the Doomsday Device!

[Leonardo]
Thanks for all your help,
Miss Agatha.

Oh, you're welcome.

This was
quite stimulating.

Now, if you boys
ever want

a guest shot
on my television show,

just say the word.

I think we'll pass.

Just tell us who
the guilty party was

in the "Missing Guppy Caper,"

and we'll call it even.

Very well.
You deserve to know.

The thief was--

Miss Agatha,
the studio's been

looking all over
for you!

You've got to finish
taping that episode.

Of course. I mustn't
keep my public waiting.

But-- But--

Ta-ta!

Bummer. Now we'll
have to wait

for the summer reruns
to find out whodunit.