05x06 - Muckman Messes Up

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Whoa! Lucky thing I noticed
this pizza meltdown, dudes!

I guess we'll just
have to eat 'em all
before they spoil.

We'll force ourselves.

Yeah. Major bummer.

Oh, too bad
Donatello's not here
to help us finish 'em.

Forget it. The whiz turtle's
still locked in the garage,

workin' on the Turtle Van.

That dude sure is
a glutton for work.

[Leonardo]
I'm worried
about Donatello.

Here's been working
on that Turtle Van

night and day
for the past week.

Yeah. I hardly see him
around any more.

Yeah. Somebody
ought to warn him.

All work and no pizza
makes a mondo dull dude.

A little bit more,
maybe.

Ah. There.
It's finally finished.

This must be quite
an exciting moment,
Donatello.

Oh, it certainly is,
Master Splinter.

Watch this.
[beep beep]

The perfect camouflage
for a hot summer day.

Most impressive,
my son.

An inventive mind
is a great gift.

Aw. Thank you, sensei.

I must inform
your brother turtles.

They will be most pleased
with these improvements.

Oh, no, no, no,
Master Splinter.

Not yet. I wanna road-test
the other devices first.

I will respect your request.

Remember, Donatello,

pride in one's work
is an excellent quality,

but it must not be
carried to excess.

April O'Neil here,

with scenes of the biggest
petty crime spree

to ever hit this city.

Where will this g*ng
strike next?

Stay tuned to Channel 6 News
for the latest updates.

April! Irma! Hit the streets!

I want interviews
with those crime victims!

And I want them now!
Go, go, go!

Right, chief.

That's the spirit!

Now check out a holdup
at Bernie's Beauty Spot.

[tires squealing]

[Donatello]
All right.

The moment has arrived:

the new, improved
Turtle Van's test run.

If my calculations
are correct,

the "skinny van" mechanism
ought to kick in

just about...now!

Ah! Chalk up another one
for science!

Whoa!

Tourists.

Get that dang contraption
outta our way!

Whoa!

Oh...

It's too bad
I'm already green.

Now I don't know
which color to turn.

[April]
You say the thieves
took all your jewelry?

And they were
a trio of hillbillies.

A woman and her two sons.

It was the most frightening
experience of my entire life!

I can see the way your hair
is standing on end.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No.
This is latest style.

It's kinda hot,
don't ya think?

And they made us
pose for these!

I look simply dreadful!

You've got that right,
lady.

Hmm. Now where have I seen
those faces before?

In the Wax Museum
of Hillbilly Horrors?

No. In the Crimestoppers
Weekly! Look at this!

Big Bedelia Badd

and her two nefarious sons,
Buford and Bubba,

are thought to be heading
for the big city!

And they always take
photos of their victims!

Um, for the family album.

Oh. Sort of a nice touch,
don't you think?

Whoa. These dudes
could be arrested

just for being so ugly!

[alarm ringing]

Y'all smile now!

Maw said to smile!

[camera snaps]
That's more like it.

[police siren]

[Bedelia]
Company's comin'.
Let's make tracks, boys!

We're gonna need a new
getaway vehicle!

This one's plumb
tuckered out.

Whatever you say, Maw.

[Donatello]
Well, everything
checked out A-okay.

Time to head back
to the lab.

[coughing]

What is-- [cough]--
going on?

It's those
tourists again!

Looks like you folks
could use some help, huh?

Well, that's mighty
neighborly of you, stranger!

This dang thing is givin' us
nothin' but trouble!

Well,
let me take a look.

Will you look at that?

He's dressed up like
a dang-blasted turtle.

I heared they got some
mighty strange folks
in the big city.

Now don't you just get
too attached to him, boys.

I got some plans
for this here city slicker.

Uh, have you found
the trouble yet?

Well, it's hard
to-- [cough]-- see.

There's so much smoke.

Maybe you need
a closer look!

Whu-- oh!

[laughing]

I bet that's
lots better!

[muffled banging]
Help! Let me outta here!

Open up!

If'n I do, you'll just
call the sheriff!

Boys, we done got us
a new getaway vehicle!

Whoo! Look out, city!

Here come the Badds!

Yahoo!
[cackles]

Yesiree!
These folks are in

for some
real Badd trouble!

[all laughing]

[pounding on hood]
Help! Someone let me
outta here!

[Donatello, coughing]
Help!

Someone
get me outta here!

Whoever said
good deeds are rewarded?

Well, no more
Mr. Nice Turtle!

Aiee...yah!

I've got to get
the Turtle Van back

before the guys
find out what happened!

Whoo! Just look at all
these here thingamajigs!

I wonder what ya
use 'em fer.

Ah, who cares?
All I know is,

we got us
a deluxe model!

Ooh, look at this
purty one!

[all screaming

Wha--
What happened, Maw?

B-B-Beats me!

Just don't push no more
of them doodads! Yow!

[police siren]

The cops is after us, Maw.

No kiddin'!

Could it be
because we're...

speeding?

Oh...uh...
I'm sorry, Maw!

All o' these doo-hickeys
is confusin'!

The cop is
catchin' up to us.

Ha ha!

Looks like
we finally made
the big time, boys!

Turn on
that there radio.

I bet they're talkin'
about us now!

[hissing]
Uh-oh.
What's that noise?

Bubba, if you busted
this here vehicle,

I'm gonna bust
your nose.

He sure done
somethin', Maw.

I'll be danged if
it ain't a smoke screen.

[all]
Yee-hah!

I wonder why this here
button's a-winkin' at me.

Bubba! I told ya not
to touch them buttons!

Boys, we done
hit pay dirt.

With this here
rigged-up van,

we could pull off
the job of our careers!

Us Badds are gonna
have our pictures

in every post office
in the country!

Oh, yer paw woulda
been so proud.

[tools rattling]
Boy,

I hope the guys
never find out

I lost the Turtle Van.

All I need now is for them
to knock on the door.

[knock on door]

[Raphael]
Hey, Donatello,
open up!

It's only us, dude!

We know
you're in there.

Oh! Ahem...
hi, guys.

Uh, listen. We need
the Turtle Van.

[stammering]
The Tur-Turtle Van?

Yeah. You know.
That green and yellow
thing with four wheels?

Oh, I don't have it.

Well, no. I mean, uh,
you-- you can't have it!

But we've
got to use it!

Some hillbilly g*ng
is ripping off the city!

Tell me about it.

And April and Irma
are out there
by themselves,

covering the story.

Yeah, dude. We need
some Turtle Van Power!

Well, you'll just have to
go without me and the van!

I'm still working on it!

Working on getting
it back.

[Burne, on radio]
April? Are you finished

with that beauty
salon report?

We're on our way back
to Channel 6 right now,
Chief!

Well, there's a big
story about to break

at Keppil Labs.
Get out there now!

Could we stop for
lunch first, Chief?

Fat chance!

The news business
is doing wonders
for my diet.

This is April O'Neil,
Channel 6 News,

here at Keppil Research
Laboratories,

with Dr. Keppil,
who has just informed us

that his new invention,
the Power Sizer,

could provide even more
energy than the sun!

Exactly so.
Think of it!

Whole cities, even
our entire country,

powered by this
tiny device.

However,
the Power Sizer

could be terribly
destructive

if it falls into
the wrong hands.

Well, let's hope
that doesn't happen.

Tell our audience about
this huge diamond, Professor.

This diamond provides
the energy for my device!

Without it, the Power Sizer
would be...powerless.

[Bedelia]
Will ya look at that!

That's gotta be the biggest
dang diamond I ever seen!

And we-all
are gonna steal it.

Aw, Maw! Can't we do it

after we watch
a Mighty Muskrat cartoon?

No! You boys
are finally gonna

make your momma proud.

[tires screech]

If I'm gonna get
the Turtle Van back,

I'll have to outsmart
my own inventions!

And people think
we geniuses have it easy.

[police siren]
[April] Okay, Irma.
That's a wrap.

We better get back
on that hillbilly story.

Do we have to, April?

I'm finding it hard
to say good-bye
to this diamond.

But that's exactly
what you're gonna do!

It's them!
The hillbilly heisters!

This won't hurt
a bit, ladies.

Say cheese!

I'd rather say
hayseed.

I'll take that there
big diamond, Doc!

Hold still, Maw!

Okay!
Now let's get
outta here!

Goodness. Heh...
you certainly are strong.

Aw, haw haw...
gee...gosh...

Let go of me, you--

you corn-fed gorilla!

Just put me down
whenever you like.

I'm in no hurry.

But I am!
Wait for me, Maw!

Ouch!
Ow!

What a story!

I don't believe it!

They're getting away!

[gasp]
In the Turtle Van!

You've got to
stop them!

If they turn on
the Power Sizer

without calibrating it,

it'll drain all
the city's power!

How are we gonna
find those hillbillies?

More importantly,
what's come over Donatello?

I think the brainiac
has flipped out
from overwork.

Yeah. Too much strainium
on his cranium.
[horn honking]

Speaking of Donatello,
look!

It's the Turtle Van!
[honk honk]

And he's headed
right for us!

[Michelangelo]
No! Donatello! Yaugh!

Aah!
Aah!

Donatello! Stop!
It's us!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Woo! Whoa h* h*!

Want a tip, pal?

Never stack glasses
like that.

Tried to warn him!

Ugh! Forget it,
compadres!

We'll never catch up
with that thing.

I'm try to contact April
with the Turtlecom!

April. Are ya there?

Leonardo! The Badd g*ng
just stole

the Power Sizer from
the Keppil Laboratory!

Using the Turtle Van!
What's going on?

Whatever it is,

we think Donatello might
have something to do with it!

Donatello?
I don't believe it!

Yeah. We think the dude's
had a mega-brain meltdown.

He's been working too hard.

We've got to save him from
his own destructiveness.

Wrong. You've got
to save the city

from the Power Sizer's
destructiveness!

[beeping]
That's the Turtle
Van, all right.

Hey! Watch how you're
handling that thing, lady!

It's not insured!

[beep beep]
Donatello, here. What's up?

Oh, just checking.

You aren't driving
the Turtle Van, right?

The-- The Turtle Van?

Well, of course!
Heh heh heh heh!

What else
would I be driving?

If Donatello's driving
the Turtle Van,

he must be involved
in these crimes.

No way, amigo!

Our bud could never
do anything like that!

Then you explain
what he's been doing

for this entire episode!

Let's ask him.
Ahem.

Donatello, do you,
uh, know anything

about somebody--
oh, I don't know--

stealing a Power Sizer?

Oh, no. The Badds must
have pulled a heist
at Keppil Labs.

I bet they were
after the diamond!

Of course, luckily,
I read all about
the Keppil Power Sizer

in the latest issue of GQ:
Genius Quarterly.

Leonardo!
You and the Turtles
stay out of this!

And take cover!

Donatello! You've got to
return the Power Sizer!

But I--
Oh, never mind!

I'll explain later!
Oh, great.

Now the guys think
I'm a crook.

Will they feel bad

when they find out
I'm only a liar.

Come on, Bubba.
Hurry up and yank
that diamond

out of that there
contraption!

I'm tryin', Maw!

But it's stuck tighter
than a sow in mud!

[clunk, humming]

[Bedelia]
What's that there hummin'?

Danged if I know.

If they turn on
the Power Sizer

without calibrating it,

it'll drain all
the city's power!

I hate flashbacks
as much as you do,

but someone has to explain
what's going on!

[Buford]
Lookie, Maw.

All the 'lectricity's
goin' out!

Oh, what a break!

That means there won't
be no burglar alarms.

Yahoo! [giggles]

We're gonna pick
this city cleaner

than crows in a cornfield
without a scarecrow!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, no. The Power Sizer's
been turned on!

It's siphoning power
from all over the city!

Is this going to make
my power bill any higher?

Isn't there some way
you can turn it off,
Dr. Keppil?

Not from here.

Oh, when that needle
hits overload,

it's-- it's--

Kablooey?

Er-- close enough.

It'll generate
an electrically
charged power wave

that could destroy
the entire city!

And to think Donatello
made it all possible.

[horn honking]

[Bubba] Stop, Maw!

I didn't know the city
closed up this early!

[screaming]

Here it is.
The Turtle Van!

Oh, come on, fella.
Don't quit on me now.

[Michelangelo]
Yo, dudes.

There goes Donatello
in that truck!

See that?
He's not a crook!

No. Only a liar.

We'll never
catch up with him!

No sweat, dudes.
I know a shortcut!

Follow me.

Turtle Power!

[Bedelia]
Bubba, that there noise

is makin' me mighty testy!

I can't shut it off, Maw!

I think it's busted.

Well, I'll be a porcupine
in a balloon factory!

If'n that turtle didn't
get our truck runnin'!

I'll just give him a taste
of his own medicine.

Let's just see what
this doo-hickey does.

[Donatello] Uh-oh.
My smoke screen machine!

[coughing]
Don't those hicks know

that this is a--
[cough]--

non-smoking section
of the city?

Ah...luckily,
I have a counter-move.

[vacuum whir]

Turtle Power!
Huh?

Cowabunga, dude!

Don't ever try this
at home, kids.

We're professionals.

Stop the Turtle Van!

Whoever you are.

The name's Big Bedelia Badd!

And I ain't stoppi''
for nobody!

Well, I'll be ding-donged!

It's three more
of them fellers weari''
turtle costumes!

There must be some kind
of convention in town.

Oh, I just hates
hitch-hikin' freeloaders!

[all yelping]

Ah ha ha...
what a pleasant surprise!

Heh. I wasn't expecting
you guys to drop in.

How did you lose
the Turtle Van?

It's a long story.

[Irma]
There is it!

We found the Turtle Van!

Stay with it, Irma.
I'm getting it all on tape!

Look! It's April
in the news van!

Oh, I just love a good
freeway car chase.
Don't you?

He's closin' in fast!

Can I get to push some
buttons now, Maw?

Why, sure, son!

Who else you ever
gonna learn?

I'll press
this one.

[Donatello]
Aw, I'd really hoped

that they wouldn't
find the mud missiles.

[Bedelia]
That turtle's
gettin' on my nerves!

[tires squeal]

Let's Turtlize 'em!

Look out, Donatello!

She's playing chicken!

Oh, yeah? Well, it's time
to put that chicken on ice!

[screaming]

Lemme have that wheel!

No, me!
No, me!

[all yelling at once]

Turtle Van incoming!

Whoa!
Whoa!

As they say in all
those cartoons,

phew, that was close!

Well, don't just lie there!
Do something!

Push a button!
Pull a lever!
Anything!

Whatever you say, Maw.

[yowling]

Well, good riddance
to bad rubes!

That should hold 'em
until the police get here.

Oh, no.
Not the Power Sizer!

Yeah!
Yay!
All right!

Donatello!
Way to go, buddy!

Don't cheer too soon,
guys.

This thing
is about to explode.

I don't suppose running
would do much good.

Can you do the 3,000 mile
dash in under 10 seconds?

Hold the phone!

If I can only disconnect
this interlinking stabilizer.

[rattling]
Got it!

Is it okay
to cheer now?

With my blessing.

All right!
Yay, Donatello! Whoo!

What did we miss?

Well, like Donatello
said before,

it's a long story.

[Turtles laugh]

I hope this adventure
has taught you a lesson

in humility, my student.

Oh, it certainly has,
Master Splinter.

Trying to save face
nearly lost us the city!

[April on TV]
And so the Power Sizer

was returned safely
to Doctor Keppil,

while Big Bedelia Badd
and her two sons

were hauled away

in a garbage dumpster
by police.

Aw, no. Not
the Power Sizer again!

It can't be!
That's back at the lab!

Uh, sorry, compadres.

Guess I blew a fuse
microwaving all these pizzas.