05x01 - My Brother, the Bad Guy

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[Donatello]
Come on, guys, wake up.

I've got my latest
invention working.

I've been up all night
perfecting it.

[yawn]

Yeah, thanks for
the news flash, Ace.

Can we go
back to sleep now?

No. Come and see it.

Oh, we'd better
go look, Raphael,

or there'll be no
living with him.

My automatic
Easter egg machine.

I simply put raw eggs
in one end of the machine,

and voilá, Easter eggs
come out the other.

No muss, no fuss,

no Easter egg dye
on your hands.

Wait. Let me guess.

You volunteered us
to color Easter eggs

for Channel 6's
annual Easter egg
hunt.

Egg-zactly.

Okay, if we're gonna
start with these
rotten egg jokes,

I am out of here.

Let us know
when you need more eggs.

We'll go get 'em.

Hey, thanks, Leonardo.

You set an egg-zample
for us all.

Donatello.

[yawn]

Far out, dude.

What's
this gizmo do?

Look out, Michelangelo!

Whoa!

Hold on, Michelangelo!
I'll turn it off!

[choking]

Help!
Get me off this thing!

Whoa!

I guess it needs
a little fine tuning.

You're right. I prefer
my eggs over easy.

[Krang]
Shredder!

Come and see
my latest invention!

A TV remote control?

Someone has already
invented that, Krang.

Don't be ridiculous.

All my inventions look
like TV remote controls,

but this one
I call my Docilizer.

Any Earthling
who gets zapped
by my Docilizer ray

will instantly become
timid and obedient.

Hmm. Interesting.

The people of Earth
would be easy to conquer.

Bebop! Rocksteady!

Ain't this great, boss?

I've always loved
cute little bunny rabbits.

I even like big ugly
bunny rabbits.

Oh, have you
turned my mutants
into rabbits?

Of course not.

They are wearing disguises
in order to test my device.

It is Easter time on Earth.

No one will suspect
two Easter Bunnies

of any evil intent.

Yeah--[snort].

We're going undercover.

You expect
these two dumb bunnies

to test your device?

Once I have tested
the Docilizer ray,

I will direct
a super-powerful ray

through this microwave
transmitting tower,

zapping the entire
population,

and they'll all
become subservient,

frightened creatures.

Where are you carrying
out this test?

Channel 6! Ha ha!

On April O'Neil
and her friends,
of course!

Oh, that is good.

The whole city
will watch

as their favorite
news team

starts acting
like timid rabbits.

And when we've
conquered the city,

I will personally
take care of those
Turtles.

Into the portal,
and hop to it.

Ooh, if this episode
is gonna be full
of rabbit jokes,

I'm out of here.

[April]
You've got to help me
out, Mr. Thompson.

Me in a bunny suit?
No way. No, no, no.

The guy I hired
to play the bunny

for the Channel 6
Easter egg hunt

didn't show.

Ha. I don't blame him.

But, Chief,
all those children

are going to be
disappointed

if there's
no Easter Bunny.

Oh, I've got
to find somebody.

New outfit, April?

Ha ha!
Love the ears.

Wait, Vernon!

Forget it, April.
The answer is no.

But think
of the children.

I am not gonna hop
around Central Park

in a bunny suit,
handing out Easter eggs.

A man in my position

can't afford
to look undignified.

Help!

[crash]

Ooh! Ahh! Ow! Whoa!

[giggling]
You're right, Vernon.

Your position
is undignified
enough as it is.

Mommy, look! There are
two Easter Bunnies!

Can I have an egg,
Mr. Bunny?

Can I, huh? Can I?

Ah, get away, kid.
You bother me.

Hey, why don't you g*ons
pick on somebody
your own size?

Sure.

Wai-ai-ai-ait!
Don't hurt me!

Well, hey,
that Docilizer
really works.

Yeah. Let's go turn
everybody at Channel 6

into a bunch
of scaredycats.

Uh, are they g-g-gone?

What happened to you,
mister?

Uh, I don't know.

But you don't
happen to have

any, uh, carrots
in there, do you?

Here's some more eggs
for your Easter egg hunt.

They're not cooked yet.

Thanks, Mildred.
We'll boil them later.

Easter greetings,
everybody!

Wow. You've got two
Easter Bunnies, April.

Did they scrape
the bottom of
the rabbit pen

for these two!

It's Rocksteady
and Bebop! Aah!

Aw, gee,
these disguises
don't fool nobody.

I've got to warn
the Turtles.

That automatic
Easter egg machine

sure got the job
done fast.

Yeah, once we got
Michelangelo
away from it.

Now we have to get
these eggs to Channel 6.

[skidding]
Preferably unscrambled.

[beeping]

Donatello here.
What's up, April?

Rocksteady
and Bebop are here,

and they've got
some kind of ray device.

We'll be right there.
Step on it, Leonardo.

[Raphael]
Oh, there go the eggs.

Peekaboo! We see you!
Ha ha ha ha!

No!

I--I feel so strange.

W-What's happening to me?

I--I feel strange,
too,

f-fr-frightened.

Ohh...why, I even
frighten myself.

What's going on here?

Who invited you
into the newsroom?

We invited ourselves.

Ohh...really?

Well,
that's just super.

Okay by me. Neato.

Ha ha ha ha!

That wonderful thing works!

I can't wait
to see the entire world

turned into timid
rabbitlike creatures.

Think of it:
my own petting zoo.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[quivering]

Oh, look!
It's the Easter mutants!

[screaming]

What have you done
to our friends?

Wow. Th-Th-The Ninja Turtles.

The Turtles?

Let's zap 'em.

Ha ha ha! What a trick:

turning turtles timid.
Ha ha ha ha!

Hey!
No!
Watch it with
that thing!

[quivering]

What is that ray?

I don't know, but I
don't feel anything.

Hey, Krang,

we got them Turtles
docilized.

No, you don't, you idiot!

The Docilizer doesn't
work on mutants!

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

Now what, guys?

Now this!

Ohh, no!
Put me down!

Drop your weapons,
Turtles,

or the wimp
gets hurt.

All right.
Just let Vernon go.

Ha. Sure.

Help! Get me
out of here!

Now it's your turn,
shell-backs.

[ring]
Yeah, boss?

You've done your job.
Get out of there!

Aw, but, boss, we was
gonna have some fun

with the Turtles.

I'm the only one
who gets to have fun.

Get out now!

Oh, boy. Someday we're
gonna have our own show.

Yeah. Then we'll be
the boss of Shredder.

They're getting away!

Never mind. We've got bigger
things to worry about.

[quivering]

[Rocksteady]
Ooh-ooh!

Let's go
zap some more people

and scare 'em, Bebop!

Uh, yeah.
Ha ha--[snort]

Ain't this
the life,
though?

My portable spectrascope
captured a sample

of that ray Rocksteady
and Bebop zapped us with.

What is it?

I need to get this sample
to my workshop.

Whatever it is,

it's making our friends
afraid of everything.

Well?

Well, I've isolated
the Docilizer ray,

and the only way
to neutralize effects

is to use a siranium
crystal refractor.

Oh, no problemo, dude.

There's probably one
around here somewhere.

Wrong, Michelangelo.

The siranium crystal
is so rare,

there's not one in our
entire dimension.

What about someone
else's dimension?

Well, I've been looking
with my dimensional scanner.

If there's a siranium
crystal out there anywhere,

we'll find it.

I think we're in luck.

What dimension
is that?

The sky is falling!
The sky is falling!

That Chicken Little,
what a nut.

Now where are those
Three Little Pigs?

[squealing]

There they go!

Come back,

or I'll blow
all your houses down!

[Michelangelo]
Holy guacamole!

That was
The Big Bad Wolf!

You've tuned into
some fairy tale dimension.

That's where the crystal
is, guys.

I've managed to get
my portable portal
generator going.

I'm going in
after that crystal.

Wait, Leonardo,
it's dangerous.

This dimension portal
is very weak.

I don't know how long
I can keep it open.

You might not
get back out.

We've got a newsroom
full of people

acting like timid rabbits,

and Krang and Shredder
are gonna make
even more of 'em.

We have to take
the chance.

I'll go with ya.

Say, how do we find
this siranium crystal?

I'll track it
with the spectrascope.

When I find it,
I'll contact you
on your turtlecom.

Turtle power!

The Docilizer worked
at Channel 6, Krang.

Now we need to blast
all of Earth with it.

Patience, Shredder.

I need control of that
microwave tower first.

I'll broadcast a megadose
of my Docilizer ray

over the entire city.

And for that,
we need to break in

to the microwave
control center

to reprogram
the computer.

What is the location
of this microwave
control center?

There,
right outside the city.

Get Bebop and Rocksteady

out of those ridiculous
bunny suits

and take them with you.

I'm on my way.

And soon,
everyone on Earth

will be acting
like quivering,
timid little rabbits.

Keep your eyes open,
Raphael.

I've got a feeling
anything can happen here.

Rub-a-dub-dub,
three men in a tub.

I think the sewers
might be safer.

[Boy]
Timber!

Duck, Raphael!

Sorry about that,
fellas.

It was time
for the beanstalk chopping,

every hour on the hour.

Beanstalk? Oh,
you must be Jack.

At your service.

Hi. Heh heh.

But why do you have to cut
the beanstalk every hour?

It's for the tourists.
They love it.

Now I know
the sewers are safer.

[panting]

I got you this time,
Tortoise!

Now wait just a dang
minute here.

No wonder I could never
beat you in a race.

There's two of you!

Who are you?

The name's Hokum Hare,

and we don't take kindly
to cheating tortoises

in these here parts.

You're the hare
from The Tortoise
and the Hare.

Right. The loser.

That's right, tortoise.

Kick a hare when he's down.

[thumping]

What's going on?
It's the giant!

I thought Jack
took care of him.

No. That's
just a fairy tale.

But falling off
that beanstalk every hour

gets him mighty riled!

Oh, man.
Why do I get the feeling

we're about to wind up
as green globs
on this guy's shoe?

I think it's time
for a tactical
turtle retreat.

[beeping]

Answer your turtlecom.

I've seen enough
of this place.

I hear it,
but I can't find it.

Too late.
He already did.

Ha ha ha ha!

Uh, finders keepers.

A new toy
for my treasure box.

Oh, boy.

[Donatello]
Leonardo. Raphael.

Come in. Can you hear me?

They're not answering.

And the portal is getting
weaker by the minute.

Leonardo, Raphael,
where are you?

Come in! Come in!

Come in, Leonardo,
Raphael.

Forget it, dude.
They're not answering.

Move that lever
on the portable
portal generator

to full, Michelangelo,
and hurry.

Whoa. It sounds
like this thing
is about to wipe out.

We've
got to chance it.

I've zeroed in
on the location

of the siranium
crystal.

Come on, guys,

answer
that turtlecom.

There's
the giant's castle.

We've got to get
that turtlecom back,

or we'll never
find that crystal.

I ain't letting them
turtles out of my sight.

They ain't taking
no shortcuts this time.

Fee Fi Fo Fum,

I smell the blood of a--

turtle?

Uh-oh.

H-H-H-Hi, there,
big fella. Ha.

Nice tie. You're
just the person
we wanted to see.

Uhhn?

Speak for yourself,
Raphael.

[quivering]

This is April O'Neil--

I don't
want to do this--

with an on-the-scene
report

on the strange ray--

I'd rather be hiding
under my desk--

uh, that has turned
many of us into--

Oh, my goodness--

timid, frightened people!

Aah!

As you can see--

Oh, my!

...this reporter
is suffering

from the effects of the ray.

Ohh!

We done a great
job, Bebop!

Heh heh. Yeah.
Look at 'em hiding
like big chickens.

Aah!

Aah!

Ohh!

Aah!

It's the boss.

Yeah. Maybe we'll
get a promotion
for this.

I have a scoop
for your audience,
Miss O'Neil.

May I?

Whatever you want.

Just don't
hurt me!

Ahem.

Soon Krang will microwave
a Docilizer beam

down to Earth,

and you will all be turned

into timid,
frightened creatures
like Miss O'Neil here.

Microwaves: they aren't
just for cooking anymore.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's
one rude dude.

Wait a minute.

Shredder said something
about microwaves.

Yeah. Shred-head said they're
not just for cooking anymore.

No, not that.

He said Krang
would microwave

the Docilizer ray
to Earth.

That means
he has to use

a microwave
transmission center.

Look, this is
the city's largest
microwave tower,

and I'll bet he's
headed there right now.

Well, come on, dude,
let's stop those
creepazoids.

Right. We'll bring
the portable portal
generator with us

to stay in contact
with Leonardo
and Raphael.

But what if our buds
can't find that crystal?

Oh, as you say,
no problemo.

If they don't,
the Earth is doomed.

No problemo?

Ah, now time to count
my treasures.

Fee fi fo fum--

Whoa!
Whoa!

Playtime! Goody-goody!

[Donatello]
Hey, guys, where are you?

It's Donatello!

Maybe he's located
that crystal.

We've got
to answer it.

Oof! Hey!

That's mine.
Finders keepers.

Ah, finally. You guys sure
took your sweet--time!

Oh, there's
another turtle inside.

Come here, little turtle.

His attention's diverted.
Now's our chance.

Wah-kah-yah!

Now to get the turtlecom.

Ya-hah!

Hey, what did you--
[sniff]

w-what did...

Ah-choo!

Gesundheit!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Hurry!

So where's that crystal,
Donatello?

Somewhere
really close to you.

Well, at least
that narrows it down.

This'll give us a head start.

[growling]

Now you've
made me angry!

Timber!

Wait! That's
the crystal, guys!
Grab it!

Easier said than done,
Donatello.

Got it!

Hokum, Hokum, Hokum,
hand over the crystal.

We have to take it
back to Earth.

I don't know where Earth is,

but you ain't leavin' here
without me.

This hare's run
that gol-dang turtle race

for the last time.

Fine, great! Let's go!

Fee fi fo fooey!

Give me back
my shiny stone!

We've got to get down
faster.

[Jack]
Timber!

I think we've found
your faster way down,
Leonardo.

Donatello, we need
that portal now!

Right, Raphael.

Quick,
Michelangelo,

switch the generator
to Reserve Power.

You got it, amigo.

Whoa!
Whoa!

Whoa!

Next show at 4:00, folks.

We got
the crystal?

Right here, fella.

Who's
the rabbit dude?

You can explain later.

We've got to stop Shredder

from docilizing
the entire world.

Shred-head's going
into the microwave
transmission center!

I hope
we're not too late.

One more adjustment,

and I can begin broadcasting
your Docilizer ray, Krang.

All right, dudes,
it's wipeout time!

You're too late to stop
the Docilizer ray, Turtles.

Guess again, Shred-head!

Oof!

What does this thing do?

No!
No!
No!

Our job here is done,

thanks
to that stupid rabbit.

Hey! Watch who you're
calling stupid.

Oh, no! No!

Krang, the portal, hurry!

Guess we showed them,
fellers.

Now I've got to put
that siranium crystal
in place

to neutralize
those Docilizer rays.

Oh, no, no, no, please.
Please don't hurt me.

I'm really very nice
once you get to know me.

I really hate those Turtles.

Whoever placed this rare
crystal on the tower

is responsible
for saving the city,

and this reporter says
we owe them a big vote
of thanks.

This is April O'Neil
signing off.

Well, Hokum, now what
are you gonna do?

It's okay, fellas.
I've got a job
for him.

[children shouting]

The Easter egg hunt
is a real success.

Those Easter eggs
you decorated

are the hit
of the day, guys.

I wouldn't say that.
Take a look.

You know, I ain't
real fond of turtles,

but you fellas sort of
changed my mind,

and as soon
as I've finished being
the Easter Bunny,

I'll be ready to return

to the fairy tale
dimension.

Hey, dudes, I've got
a tubuloso idea!

Let's all go to
the fairy tale dimension.

Then we could take turns
racing with Hokum!

Dudes, it was
just an idea.