04x29 - The Dimension X Story

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♪♪ [THEME SONG]

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

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Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

[MICHELANGELO]
Come on, Leonardo,
put the pedal to the metal.

I gotta get Pete
to the zoo animal clinic
before it closes.

I'm trying, but the van
won't cooperate.

It needs a tune-up.

Now it needs a push.

Come on, guys.
Let's haul shell.

Why do we have
to go with you?

Because I know
how you dudes love
to visit the zoo.

Hey, if I wanna see
a bunch of trapped
animals,

I'll go watch
the subways
at rush hour.

So what's the verdict?
How is Pete?

Will he be okay,
Dr. Goodfellow?

He's just fine,
Michelangelo.

And you can call me Jane.

[SIGHS]
Mondo relief.

His broken wing
has healed perfectly.

He's ready to fly again.

Far out!

Wait 'til I tell Pete.

Tell Pete?

[LAUGHS]
That pigeon doesn't
understand you.

Well, sure he does.
We rap all the time.

Pete and I are
heavy-duty amigos.

That pigeon
is just an animal.

It hardly thinks,
let alone talks.

Excuse me. He's not
just an animal.

In fact, he's a lot
smarter than
some people I know.

[COOING]

You see? Now you
hurt his feelings.

We can split now.

Pete's wing's
totally perfecto.

Whoopee.
Alert the news media.

This is April O'Neil
for Channel Six News

here at
the Center Park Zoo.

Hey, you did alert
the news media.

The zoo has been the scene
of several astonishing
robberies

in the last few days.

Several zoo animals have
been stolen from their cages
in broad daylight.

I'm here with
the zoo director

who may explain the motive
behind these strange thefts.

Well, then again,
maybe not.

But as zoo director,
you must have some information.

Well, I don't know
anything about animals.

My brother-in-law,
the mayor,
got me this job.

Remember,
you heard it here first.

All right, Charlie,
that's a wrap.

The Turtles.

What are you guys
doing here?

Well, Dr. Dolittle here
has a pigeon he's nursing
back to health.

Possibly for
a pigeon pizza.

[COOING]

[COOING]

I told him you were
just kidding, Raphael.

[COOING]

Gosh. It does sound like

they're actually
talking to each other.

Why not? They have
similar-size brains.

See you later,
April.

We've got some
repairs to make
on the Turtle van.

See you, guys!

[SHRIEKING]

Hey, hold the ladder
steady, Michelangelo.

I am, dude!

[COOING]

Scope it out.

We got some
feathered visitors.

Pigeons?

I'm glad I'm working
under here.

Looks like it's time
to let Pete join his buds.

[COOING]

[COOING]

We're done.
Let's head back to the lair.

I'll catch you dudes
later.

I'm gonna check out
some more

of my four-legged,
fur-covered friends.

[ENGINE REVVING]
Listen to that engine.

It's purring
like a kitten.

[ENGINE REVVING]

What's happening?

I don't know,
but we're not moving.

What's happening?
I don't know.

[LEONARDO]
They're robots!

So what!
They messed with our wheels.

They answer to us!

Hyah!
Hyah!

[COOING]

Hey! Give those back!

Well, well,
just as I thought.

No brains!

One down!

Two to go!

Uh-oh.

Whoa!

Make that
three Turtles to go.

I hope that's not with
a side of fries.

Greetings, Michelangelo.

I'm surprise that you
are the first to return
from the zoo.

I am?
That's weird.

The guys should have been
back here hours ago.

Hmm. Perhaps that is why
I have been sensing
the presence of a great evil.

What sort of evil,
Master Splinter?

It appears to be an island
clouded in mist,

where I fear our Turtles
are in grave danger.

You must rescue them,
Michelangelo.

I--I'm not the Turtle
to handle this, Master.

I'm not a leader
like Leonardo.

I can't make gadgets
like Donatello.

I'm not even a wise guy
like Raphael.

No matter.

You are part of a team,
and your teammates
need your help.

But I don't know
where to start.

When needed, we all find skills
we did not know we possess.

Now hurry!
Time is of the essence.

Are you sure I'm ready
for this, Master?

Yes, my student,
you are ready.

Sensei, I hope you're right.

I hope I am, too,
my student.

Total bummer!

My compadres are gone!

All right, dude,
come outta there...

whoever you are.

[COOING]

Pete! What are you
doing here?

It's way past your
birdie bedtime.

[COOING]

You saw what happened?

Lay the whole story
on me, bro.

[SQUAWKING]

[YELLING]

[LEONARDO]
This is incredible.

All these mutant creatures.

I'll bet this is where
all those missing zoo
animals wound up.

You would win that bet,
my muscular green friend.

Who are you?
And what is this place?

Welcome to the island
of Dr. Lesseau.

Why do I have the feeling
this is no Club Med?

With my mutator laser,

I have created
all the creatures
you see here.

But why?

Because I want to create
a single animal

with the best traits
of all animals.

The courage of a tiger.

The strength
of an elephant.

The bird's power of flight.

With an army of such
perfect animals,

I can conquer the world!

And incidentally,
get my job back as
director of the zoo.

But to complete
my perfect animal,

I need the superb
intelligence

of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles.

Well, superb intelligence
may be a bit of an
exaggeration.

Nonsense!

I intend to get
that intelligence,

no matter how painful
it may be...for you!

On the other hand,
we've never really done well
on quickie quizzes.

I got a feeling we're all
gonna be losers on this test.

Now, which of you will
volunteer to be first?

You're wasting
your time.

You'll not get the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles

to help you
in your evil work.

Don't you just love
the way he delivers
those noble speeches?

Before you decided
not to cooperate,

I'd like you to meet a few
of my little friends.

Gentlemen, meet Brutus.

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[TURTLES
SHOUTING]

Between Brutus
and my robots,

I don't believe you'll
give me much trouble.

Hey, this guy doesn't
play fair.

Villains aren't supposed to.
It's in their contract.

[COOING]

Robots with giant arms?
Right here on this spot?

Whoa! And I wasn't
here to help.

[COOING]

But you didn't see where
the robots took 'em.

Aw, don't feel bad, Pete.
You did fine.

Mondo bummer.

I don't know how
to find my buds.

I'm no Turtle tracker.

Hey!
Who's there?

Talking to pigeons again,
Michelangelo.

Uh, Doc!
I--I mean Dr. Goodfellow.

What are you doing out
at this time of night?

Trying to find out
who's stealing
the zoo animals.

But I could ask
the same of you.

What are you doing here
out of your disguise?

Something totally awful
happened to my Turtle pals.

And I suppose you got
the information from
Pete the pigeon here.

Exactamundo.

Michelangelo,
listen to me.

Pigeons and humans--
[CHUCKLES]--

excuse me--
mutant turtles,

don't speak
the same language.

Well, neither do you and I!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Michelangelo,
are you all right?

I am a Turtle,
remember?

I tripped over something.

It's a piece of
Donatello's bow.

That proves it!

The Turtles had
a battle right here.

Actually, there was a trail
of odd footprints

that I followed from
the broken cage.

They led right
to this spot.

Fantabulosa!
Let's scope 'em out!

Here. Look at these.

What totally weird footprints.

Yes. They're almost like
those of a primate,

but too square and heavy.

They're headed
straight for the lake.

The dudes must have
had a boat.

A boat?
That's ridiculous.

There's nowhere to go
except...

the island.

[SENSEI'S VOICE]
An island clouded in mist,

where I fear our Turtles
are in grave danger.

What was that?

Oh, just a voice-over.

Oh, never mind.
I'll explain later.

Right now, we gotta
latch onto a boat.

[Dr. Goodfellow]
This is the zoo boathouse.

It hasn't been used
in years.

I just hope the boat's
in better shape
than the boathouse.

Okay, hop in.

You've got to be
kidding.

Hey, it floats.

And it even comes equipped
with Turtle power.

What more could you ask for?

[COOING]

Oh, brother.

Way to go, Pete!
You lead the way.

I still think
this is crazy.

That island has been
deserted for years,

ever since
the power plant
was shut down.

I still take the word
of my bird.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,

catch a Turtle
and watch him go.

Hey, my name is not Moe.
It's Donatello.

That one!

[GROWLING]

Four against one, huh?
I can handle that.

On second thought,
there's too much violence
on television already.

And now to find out what
makes you mutant turtles
so intelligent.

Well, how about if
I just tell you?

See, it's probably
all the pizza we eat.

Or then again--
Quiet!

It's not your mouth
I'm interested in.

It's your brain!

Oh. Well, uh,
I'm kinda attached to that.

But not for long!

[EVIL LAUGH]

Poor Donatello.

He's about to go from
brainiac to broccoli.

This won't hurt a bit.

Yeah, that's what
my dentist always says.

[BEEPING]
Ach! Interruptions!

Always interruptions!

How can I ever get
anything accomplished!

Don't hurry back
on my account.

[BEEPING]

Well, it appears
we have visitors.

It's Michelangelo!
He's come looking for us!

I knew there was
a fourth Turtle.

Excellent.

Now I'll have
the complete set.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[COOING]

Pete says this is
definitely where they took 'em.

I'm having a really
hard time with the idea

that you understand
that pigeon's noises.

Hey, like I don't understand
how you heal the animals
I bring you,

but I believe in
you anyway.

Well, you got me there.

Now we'll see
which is better.

Their rowboat or my
robot submarine.

Did you ever have a feeling
someone was watching you?

A periscope.

Headed this way.

I'll just bet there's
a submarine attached to it.

Oh, I was afraid of that.

Aah!

Hmm. I assume
the turtle can swim.

Let us see if
Dr. Goodfellow can.

It's going
to ram our boat.

Not if I can help it.

[GRINDING]

[COOING]

All right!

[COOING]

[SIGHS]
Thanks, Michelangelo.

I thought you
deserted me.

Oh, no way,
dudette--

I mean Dr. Dudette.

I got a weird feeling that
someone doesn't want us
on this island.

[COOING]

And Pete agrees.

I never thought
I'd be saying this,
but I agree with Pete.

Oh, blast it!

That robot submarine
cost a fortune!

Well, that
troublesome Turtle

is about to become
fish food.

There's something about
those lily pads that
seems awfully bogus.

Maybe we ought
to go around them.

[LAUGHS]
Nonsense, Michelangelo.

A lily pad
is a lily pad.

Except when the lily pad
is ticking!

Let's boogie!
Warp speed!

We aren't gonna make it!

Hang on!

Michelangelo!
Get outta there!

Michelangelo!
Michelangelo,
where are you?

[LAUGHS]
Excellent!
Excellent!

I hate to disappoint you,

but your Turtle friend
is gone.

Michelangelo?

We'll get you
for this,
Lesseau.

Michelangelo,
where are you?

Pete, did you see any
sign of Michelangelo?

Great. Now I'm starting
to talk to pigeons.

Hey, nothing to be
ashamed of.

I do it all the time.

Oh, Michelangelo!
You're all right.

Sorry.

I...thought
you'd been hurt.

And you did
save my life.

Oh, no problemo, Docette.

I know I'm irresistible.

But now we've got some
other lives to save.

Your animals.
And your friends.

The old power plant
is on the other side
of this fence.

I bet that's where
we start looking.

[BEEPING]

Oh, now what?

What's this? That shellback
is on the island.

All right!
Michelangelo's alive.

I don't care
how smart he is,

he'll never get passed
my booby-traps.

Michelangelo? Smart?

Boy, has he got
the wrong Turtle.

Maybe our host thinks
his lily pads
finished us off.

I seriously doubt it.

What is that thing?

I don't think it's
the welcome wagon.

Way to go,
Michelangelo!

Uh, I mean,
excellent throw.

You're really getting into this,
aren't you, Doc?

Me? Definitely not.

Well, maybe
a little.

What truly bugs me

is how does this dude
know we're here?

[COOING]

Pete!
Video cameras.

So that's how they're
tracking us.

Well, so what do we do now?

It's too far to hit it
with a rock.

Gnarly notion,
micro-dude!

Bravo, Pete!

Oh, blast that bird!

He's ruined
everything!

Poor guy.

Now he can't watch
"Wild Kingdom."

[GRUNTS]
If I could just
loosen this strap.

[SQUAWKING]

Hey. Hey, fella?
Can you help me?

[SQUAWKING]

Keep it up, fella!

If I get free,
we'll all be free.

That mutant misfit friend
of yours is making me mad!

Funny, I thought you
already were mad.

Well, I have just the thing
to stop him.

Get that Turtle!
Anyway you can!

[COOING]

Major bummer.

There's no way we'll ever
get through this door.

The logical approach
would be to knock.

Oh, right.
Like, the guy's just
gonna open it.

You were saying?

You were
saying?

I was saying...
let's get the heck out of here!

We can outrun them.

Yeah, but my compadres
are inside.

We gotta help 'em!

I suddenly got
a wild idea.

What are you doing?

Me Michelangelo.
You Jane.

I've waited
the whole show
to say that.

[TARZAN YELL]

[EVIL LAUGH]
Listen.

It sounds like your friends
have been blasted
to eternity.

Voilá! Enter my
victorious robots.

Wrong answer, dude.

You should have picked
door number three.

Oh! The fourth Turtle!

No duh.

Tell that man what
he's won, Donatello.

Right, Miche.

An all-expense paid trip
the the penitentiary
of your choice

for a full 20 years
or 240 months,

whichever comes sooner.

Turtles,
fight with honor!

You'll never stop me,
you wretched reptiles!

Another one!

Where does this dude
do his shopping?

Robots "R" Us?

Raphael,
hit the power switch.

[ROARS]

Good sh**ting,
Donatello!

You win
a stuffed toy.

As long as it's not
a teddy bear.

[SQUAWKING]
[HOWLING]
[BLEATS]

Destroy the Turtles!

Who said they're
dumb animals?

They know the good guys
from the bad guys.

No! Not me,
you stupid mutants!

The Turtles!

He's getting away!

He probably has a boat
stashed somewhere
on the island.

Oh, these poor creatures.

Look what that
awful man did to them.

I think I can figure out
how to reverse
the effects

of this mutating
device.

Great! Then we can
return all these
animals to normal.

The elevator's
coming back down.

If it's another
robot, I quit!

Put me down!

Ow! Ow!

Thanks, Donatello.

The animals are all
back to normal.

And thanks to all
you Turtles.

Especially you,
Michelangelo.

Hey, when it comes to
animals, I go all mushy.

[COOING]

Well, I guess Pete
is finally convinced
I'm okay.

For sure!

He may have the brain
of a pigeon,

but he's got the heart
of a Turtle.

[COOING]