04x10 - Turtlemaniac

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♪♪ [THEME SONG]

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

♪ They're the world's ♪

♪ Most fearsome
fighting team ♪

We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ When the evil Shredder
attacks ♪

♪ These turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪

He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads ♪

♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Turtle power ♪

[SPLINTER]
Greetings, my students.

What are you watching?

Oh hi, Master Splinter.

This great spy movie,
The Adventures
of Secret Agent Triple 0.

Yeah, sensei, the dude
is in big trouble now, look.

He's handcuffed, then those guys
are going to shove him
out of that plane!

But I know he gets out
of his predicament.

How do you know, Master?

Because I saw him in The Return
of Agent Agent Triple 0.

Oh, no, bummer!

Come on, do something,
Donatello.

I got to know how he gets out
of this one.

Oh, it's no use.

There's some kind
of interference.

Great cadence, earthlings,

and an extra special hello
to the Ninja Turtles.

It's Krang!

How did he get on TV?

I've got the latest news
from Dimension X...

...and it's all bad.

He must have been able to jump
the circuit wave barrier
from Dimension X.

Unless the government
of your city

agrees to provide me
with enough power to return
my Technodrome to earth,

I will vaporize a one-mile
square area of the city
in one hour.

I'll be in touch.

Tah tah.

That dude's nasty.
I don't believe it.

Impossible.

Even Krang doesn't have
the power to do that.

What concerns me most,
my students,

is that he believes
that he has.

Perhaps I shouldn't have
done that broadcast,

but I just couldn't resist.

Since I have discovered how
this alien computer operates,

nothing can stop me.

You forget, Krang,

I found that strange spaceship
in the first place.

Without it, you would not even
have this computer.

I didn't forget.

I just don't believe
in sharing credit.

Besides, I designed that
de-materializer device

using microchips
from the alien computer.

If those puny earthlings do not
give me the power I want,

the de-materializer will turn
their city into an empty desert.

Bebop, Rocksteady!

Get rid of these
left-over parts!

You want to throw this away,
too, boss?

The motherboard, yes, that too.

Tah dah,
that's my big city blues.

How do you like it?

Mm, isn't Howie just the
greatest, April?

You're almost as great
as the Turtles!

♪ I wear Turtle pajamas,
I eat Turtle food ♪

♪ I've got Turtles
on my Turtles ♪

♪ And I'm turtley rude ♪

♪ I'm a Turtle dude, dude ♪

♪ I'm a Turtle dude, dude ♪

♪ I'm a Turtle dude,
doo doo doo doo ♪

[BANGING AT DOOR]
What's going on?

I'm running a news show here,
not a hootenanny!

Oh, hi, Mr. Thompson.

I would like you
to meet my friend, Howie.

It's an honor to meet you.

I'm a songwriter, Mr. Thompson.

I'm writing this new song and I
just can't get it right.

This is a work day, ladies.

Get your friend out of here!

But Mr. Thompson,

his piano has been repossessed
by the finance company.

That's not my problem.

Back to work, you two!

Or you can start singing songs
about being unemployed!

Well, bye, Irma.

Thanks, anyway.

Hey, how come I got
to take out the garbage?

I ain't even married.

Oh, quit griping.

It'll be good practice
for when you finally meet

the warthog of your dreams.

There's no more room
in these dumpsters.

Aw, just dump it
in the earth portal.

Who will know?

Yeah, you're right.

If Krang is controlling some
device to vaporize the city,

it will show up on this portal
activity detector.

But there's nothing.

There's something.

A portal opening near mid-town.

The Technodrome?

No, something a lot smaller.

But whatever it is,
we'd better find it.

My hand-held tracking module
will lead us right to it.

That's much too much money
for this piece of junk.

This is a rare antique piano.

Look at this workmanship.

I advise you to grab it up!

Is that your only piano?

That's all I got.

Listen, what was that?

What's this thing?

Well, it's a sort
of a musical whatcha-ma-call-it.

I'll let it go cheap.

Irma, I think we found what
we're looking for.

Hold it, guys.

Whatever came through the portal

landed somewhere in that
second-hand store.

Well that's Krang for you,

always looking for a bargain.

There's been no answer
from earth on providing
the power we need.

Too bad for them.

I have just activated the
de-materializer device.

In a few minutes...

...one mile of ugly city
will just disappear.

Maybe you could use it on
Rocksteady's head.

We're looking
for something you acquired

in, oh, say the
last thirty minutes.

You must mean the
whatcha-ma-call-it.

Of course, the
whatcha-ma-call-it.

We forgot its name.

Funny, one minute
it wasn't here,

the next minute it was.

That gadget must be what came
through the portal.

We'll buy it, how much?

Sorry, I just sold it to a nice,
young couple.

Bye bye, whatcha-ma-call-it.

Can we track it down?

No, this tracking device
can only plot

the whatcha-ma-call-it's
point of arrival.

After that,
we're on our own.

Thanks for this
music machine, Irma.

It's weird,
but it works great!

A talent like yours
must be nurtured.

Irma, you're the greatest.

Hey, it's playing
all by itself!

How romantic,
it's playing our song.

I don't know about that,

but these are the notes I've
been searching for.

Soon earth will pay for its
ignorance of my power.

[EQUIPMENT BEEPING]

When that de-materializing
device goes off,

everything in the central city
will vanish forever.

Oh, great, we'll never find
Krang's device.

What do we do now, Donatello?

Ah, don't worry, I'm sure
something will hit us.

How convenient.

Look who's arrived just in time
to be de-materialized.

What irony.

After all our efforts
to destroy the Turtles,

and they blunder
into their doom!

What's wrong, Howie?

I don't get it, Irma.

I keep playing one melody,
but it comes out another.

I'll call the Turtles.

I'll guess Donatello can figure
this computer out.

Let's switch to a view
of the city.

I want to watch
the real estate vanish.

What happened?

Where is that music coming from?

Ow ow ow!

Did you dudes
get a funny feeling?

Like, we just had a close call
or something.

No, not me.

Didn't feel a thing.

Not me.

It must have been
that last pizza I had.

Those blasted Turtles
must be using music
to sabotage my computers.

How can that be?

You just saw their vapid
expressions.

They obviously know nothing.

It is you who know nothing,
Shredder!

Those Turtles will ruin
everything!

This will track down the device
the Turtles are using.

Find it!

Make them pay for this,
Shredder.

With the greatest of pleasure.

Bebop, Rocksteady, follow me!

Whatever it was that came
through the portal,

has something to do
with Krang's plans.

Well, that's comforting to know,

now that we can't find it!

[DEVICE BEEPING]

Donatello here.

We need your help.

Irma just bought this computer,
whatcha-ma-call-it,

from a second-hand store
for her friend Howie,

and it's acting really weird.

A whatcha-ma-call-it?

From a second-hand store?

Then Irma and Howie were the
ones who bought it.

We'll be right there, April.

Don't let that thing
out of your sight!

This is the place.

I hope we're right
about this computer thing.

Ah ha.

So this is where the Turtles
have their device.

Well, not for long.
Ha ha ha ha!

I can't believe it!

The Ninja Turtles,
right here in my loft!

Yup, breath-taking event,
isn't it?

Don't freak out, dude.

Just think of us
as teenagers with shells.

Teenagers with shells?

What a great idea for a song!

♪ Why can't I be
a teenager with a shell ♪

♪ I'd live in sewers
just to have the right smell ♪

♪ I'd be bodacious,
that's a word I can't spell ♪

♪ Why can't I be a teenager
with a shell ♪

Is this guy for real?

♪ That's something I think I
could be very well ♪

♪ Just paint me green and maybe
nobody could tell ♪

♪ Why can't I be a teenager
with a shell ♪

♪ Why can't I be a teenager
with a shell ♪

This is really not a good time
for a concert.

Howie, thanks, but we have
serious business to deal with.

Well, Donatello,
what do you think?

I think this is the most
complicated circuitry
I've ever seen.

But what does it do?

[KEYBOARD PLAYING]

Huh?

That's what it does.

All on its own.

There is the device your tracker
led us to, Krang.

The alien motherboard.

So that's what fouled
up the launch.

Bebop, Rocksteady!

It's Rocksteady and Bebop!

Hey, horn head!

Where's your tin-faced leader?

Right here, shell backs!

It's curtains for you, Turtles!

I've always wanted to say that.

I knew it.

That device has something to do
with Krang's threat.

You mean you didn't know?

Fools! The music
from this alien computer

sabotaged the de-materializer
device and you had
it in your hands!

Bebop, Rocksteady, now!

Don't let him get the device!

No problemo, dude!

This gets better and better.

♪ Evil doers never stand
a chance ♪

♪ Against the Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Ninja Turtles fighting
all day long ♪

♪ Ninja Turtles fighting
to my song ♪

♪ Fight fight fight
fight fight fight ♪

♪ Fight fight fight
fight fight ♪

I'll take that.

I hate songs written in C-sharp.

Can I smash it now, boss?

Stop him!

That device is the only thing
preventing Krang from leveling
the city.

That's right, and your precious
city will be vaporized

even sooner than you think.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't waste too much time
with these Turtles, Shredder.

I'd hate to see you
vanish as well.

What do you mean, Krang?

I mean that the de-materializing
device has been triggered again.

It'll make everything in that
one-mile area disappear.

Oh, no, dudes!

I'm sorry about this, Turtles.

You know I'd diffuse
it if I could.

If I were you, Shredder,

I'd destroy that motherboard
and find the nearest portal
entry, pronto.

Well, I'm getting out of here.

Say bye bye
to your computer, fella's.

That's what you think,
zoo breath!

Hi-yah!

Quick, Michelangelo!

Phew!

Mondo move, dude.

Those Turtles are incredible,

and to think I'm going
to immortalize them in song!

Later, Howie.

Right now we've got to get
this computer out of here!

Be careful, guys!

That computer's music
just might save the city.

Nobody's getting
through this door!

Who cares?

I don't use that closet
much any way.

Uh, closet?

Let's go, guys!

The news van
is parked downstairs!

No!

Where do you think
you're going, tin grin?

To take care of your friends
and that alien motherboard.

Well, think again.

Hi-yah!

Agghhhhh!

You fools!

They're getting away!

I always say, one good jerk
deserves another.

We must get that motherboard.

Right, boss.

This will hold those
repulsive reptiles.

That door is solid steel.

It won't budge.

Guys, we've got to diffuse
that de-materializer.

But first we've got
to get out of here.

No sweat, dude.

Kowabunga!

Turtle power!

Now what?

Shredder said that the
computer's music

stopped that device
that Krang planted.

We need to amplify that music
until it stops it for good.

Hey, we could play
it at a rock concert.

Some of that music
could stop anything.

What about the Channel 6
transmitter?

That's it!

But I've got to find that
de-materializer device

and try and disarm it.

Michelangelo, help me
follow the trail.

Right, dude.

Rafael and I will follow April
and keep that motherboard
out of Shredder's hands.

Master Splinter.

Yes, Donatello, what is it?

Maybe you ought to leave the
lair, Master Splinter.

That device of Krang's
is set to go off

and I don't know
if I can find it in time.

I have every confidence
in you, my student.

Great, I wish I did.

We're on our way to Channel 6
now, Donatello.

Good, April.

When you get there, head
for the transmitter room.

I'll tell you what to do then.

Donatello, out.

Enough with the notes, Howie.
Play us the song.

I love requests.

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ Not weasels
in a cream sauce ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They're tubular
and way cool ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They ain't no enchilada ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They don't do nothing
bad yeah ♪

♪ I want to be a hero like the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ I want to be a hero like the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ No weasels in a cream sauce ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They're tubular
and way cool ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They ain't no enchilada ♪

♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪

♪ They don't do nothing
bad yeah ♪

♪ I want to be a hero like the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ I want to be a hero like the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

[SHREDDER]
Faster, they're getting away!

So what if you're late
for your costume party.

We got speed laws in this town.

Yeah?

And we intend
to break them all!

Now step on it!

According to the module,
that de-materializer

is somewhere in this area.

Not too fussy, is it?

Look. There it is.

All right!

Oh, step on it, April!

Shredder and his g*ons
are on our tail!

Darn, this would be the perfect
time for some chase music.

Leave it to Krang.

He's designed this device to
go off at the slightest touch.

Uh oh, that tune
sounds familiar.

It sure does.

I hope April and Irma have
gotten to Channel 6.

I've got the alien computer
wired to the transmitter,
Donatello.

Good, when you hit
the main switch,

it'll send that music
into every part of the city.

It's not working.

Great, it plays
through the whole show,

but then when you
want it to, nothing.

[DOOR CRASHING OPEN]

Smash that computer, Bebop!

Howie, play your music, now!

Forget it!

This performance is cancelled.

[DOOR OPENING]

Hi-yah!

No no no!

As Michelangelo would say,

"Real tubular, dude."

Huh, hey!

Got you.

Now play, Howie, play.

♪♪ [THEME SONG]

I warned them about playing
during office hours!

This time they've
gone too far!

Come on, Howie, play!

Ah, it's diffused.

Totally excellent.

No!

That music!

It's causing all my computers
to re-program themselves.

Ow, Shredder! Help!

Stop those computers!

No, no,
I didn't say smash them!

Stop, stop!

All right, Howie!

Gee, thanks.

It was swell of you guys
to get me this new piano.

Oh, dude, it isn't new.

We got it
at a second-hand store.

But we've always been big
supporters of the fine arts.

Oh, I'm glad I was able
to use some of the parts

from that alien computer
to fix this one.

It's pizza time,
dudes and dudettes.

[PIANO PLAYING]

Oh, no!