04x03 - Michaelangelo Toys Around

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He's a radical rat.

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♪ Donatello does machines ♪

That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool,
but rude ♪
Gimme a break.

♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪

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Bummer, they're on to me.

I've got to make
turtle tracks out of here.

Maybe there's a sewer
entrance in this alley.

Whoa! Far out!

Ugh!

I can't lift this thing.

I've got to hide somewhere.

Those newspapers!
I'll hide in there.

[MECHANICAL MOVEMENTS]

No!

No, not the Tyrano Toys!

Ahh!

Whoa.

Whoa, what happened, dude?

You fell asleep
with this newspaper

on your face.

It was definite
improvement.

Whoa, I must have
been dreaming.

One of these
was chasing me.

It's a brand-new
robot toy,

the Tyrano Toy.

Oh, that reminds me.

April's about to give
a special report
on the Toy Fair.

[DONATELLO]
Great, we got here
just in time.

This is April O'Neil,
Channel 6 News,

reporting from
the annual Toy Fair.

Manufacturers come
from all over the world

to exhibit their
newest products.

Sorry, kids,
but the Toy Fair

is only open to people
in the toy business.

You'll just have to wait
until they reach the shops.

Major bummer!

I was looking forward
to that Toy Fair.

You heard April.

It's not open
to the public.

No problemo, dude.

I am not a public.

I am a Turtle.

Ta-da!

I'll go as
a toy store owner.

[RAPHAEL]
You'd have better luck
going as a toy.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[LEONARDO]
Good one, Raphael.

[MICHELANGELO]
All right! I made it!

Just where do you
think you're going?

Oh, it's cool, dude.

Uh, Officer dude.

See, I'm a toy salesman.

Look!

Uh, well, I sell
antique toys.

Oh, ooh, ooh!

And don't try that again!

And people think salesmen
have an easy life.

Whoa! I'm beginning to get
a truly gnarly notion.

You'd have better luck
going as a toy.

Pretty weird-looking toy,
ain't it?

Yeah, there's no
accountin' for taste.

Whoa...this is toy heaven!

I'm going to scope out
those Tyrano Toys.

Well, here's
the Tyler Toys booth,

but no Tyrano Toys.

[BOY]
Daddy, I want that!

I want that
turtle toy, Daddy!

Just a moment, Kevin.
I'm talking to Mr. Weasel.

[FRENCH ACCENT]
Uh, that's pronounced
Weas-el, Mr. Tyler.

Daddy, I want that
turtle toy right now!

Oh, all right, Kevin.

Have that turtle toy
shipped to the estate,
Weasel.

I didn't even know
we made those.

Yes, Mr. Tyler.

And make sure
the Tyrano Toys are here

in time for the opening.

The truck is parked
at the rear of my estate.

Maurice, Dwayne?

Take that turtle toy
to Mr. Tyler's estate.

Right, Mr. Weasel.

[FRENCH PRONUNCIATION]
That's Weas-el!

Weas-el!

Looks like my toy imitation
worked too well.

Now that kid wants
to take me home.

Oh, bummer!

The security guard.

Till our next
Channel 6 update
from the Toy Fair,

this is April O'Neil
signing off.

Oh, I'm certainly glad
that's over.

I can't imagine
anything more boring

than reporting
on some silly Toy Fair.

I don't believe it!

That's Michelangelo!

Don't tell me
they're now making toys

of those nasty turtles.

Ow!

This is April
calling the Turtles!

[TURTLECOM BEEPING]

This is Leonardo.
Go ahead, April.

I'm at the Toy Fair
and I just saw two men

carrying Michelangelo away!

Uh-huh. I always
knew they'd cart

that knucklehead off
sooner or later.

Were they wearing
white coats?

No. They were two men
from the Tyler Toy company.

And I didn't like
the looks of them, either.

We're on our way, April.

I think it's time
to call a screeching halt

to this turtle toy stuff.

[DWAYNE]
Uh, Maurice,

did you bring them, uh,
reprogram microchips?

Yep. Got 'em right here.

Old man Tyler sure going
to be surprised

when his Tyrano Toys
start wrecking everything.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Yeah.

Wrecking everything?

I'd better be a toy
just a skosh longer

and find out what
these dudes are up to.

I thought
I heard something.

You want to check out
that stupid turtle toy?

It's okay, Dwayne.
It just fell over.

[DONATELLO]
Hurry, Raphael!
Faster!

[RAPHAEL]
Right.

And if we get stopped
for speeding,

I'll let you explain
how a mutant turtle

can't get
a driver's license.

There's the Toy Fair,
up ahead!

[DONATELLO]
And there's the Tyler Toy
company truck headed our way.

Let's flag
these guys down.

Maybe they know where
Michelangelo's been taken.

[RAPHAEL]
You got it.

Hey, hold up a minute!

Hey, look. It's another one
of them turtle toys.

Yeah, but this one's
a-movin'.

I think they're
battery powered.

[DWAYNE]
Let's find out.

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

Hey, slow down!

Slow down!

Whoa!

Leonardo--that van
was heading right for him!

[SIGHS]
Quite a ride,
huh, fellas?

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

Next time,
I think I'll walk.

Now we'll never
catch that truck.

We'd better head
to the Toy Fair

and find out
what's happened
to Michelangelo.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Come on, let's take
this thing up

to the brat's playroom.

Yeah.

And then we'll go
put them microchips

in the rest
of the Tyrano Toys.

Ugh!

That is one heavy toy.

Oh, quit complaining,
Dwayne.

When Weasel takes over
Tyler Toys,

you and me's going
to be living here,

and old man Tyler will be
carrying our stuff.

[CHUCKLES]
I like that idea.

[CHUCKLES]
Me too, buddy.

Cowabunga!

What a bodacious playroom!

I wonder if I could
put one in the lair.

But first, I'd better
call the Turtles.

I don't like
what those dudes

were rapping about.

Uh-oh! My turtlecom is gone!

Oh, well, the guys
will find me

sooner or later.

[APRIL]
And the two men
who took Michelangelo

were taking orders
from Wilbur Weasel.

Wilbur Weasel?

Sounds like the name
of a cartoon character.

He's Tyler Toys'
head designer.

He designed
the new Tyrano Toys

that everyone's
talking about.

Thanks, April.

I guess we'd better
talk to this Weasel

and find out
what happened
to Michelangelo.

And we'll have to get
into the Toy Fair to do it.

That means...

[BOTH IN UNISON]
The scenic sewer route.

So where's the Toy Fair?

Probably on the other side
of that wall.

Well, sir, we took
that turtle toy

to Tyler's
like you told us to.

Mercy, that's a lot
of T's in one sentence.

Good.

Did you install
the microchips

in the Tyrano Toys
at the estate?

We did, just like
you showed us, Mr. Weasel.

That's Weas-el!

Right. Weas-el!

The fair doesn't open
for another few hours.

I think it's time
for a little try-out

of my new,
improved Tyrano Toys.

[LAUGH EVILLY]

[BEEP]

Look out!

[WEASEL]
Mr. Tyler thinks this toy

is his crowning
achievement.

But when these robots
destroy everything
in their path,

it will be the end
of Tyler Toys!

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Then I, Wilbur Weasel,
will take my rightful place

as the world's
greatest toy maker.

A little demonstration
of their destructive power

is in order, I believe.

That's no toy;
that's a weapon.

[MICHELANGELO
MAKING PLANE NOISES]

Hey, what are you doing?
You're a toy!

You can't play with those!
They're mine!

Whoa! Cool it,
little dude!

I'm not a toy.

You are so!

You're just some
fancy robot, that's all.

And I don't like you.

Whoa! Chill, will you?

I'll chill you, Mr. Robot!

Enough playing around.

It's time to get real.

[KEVIN]
You're not a toy.

Those were real
ninja moves.

Wow!

You're one
of the Ninja Turtles!

Don't you know
it's not cool

to be rude
to your guests, dude?

Wait, don't go.

Forget it!

I don't want to hang out
where I'm not wanted.

I'm sorry, okay?

I--I never get to play
with anybody else.

I guess I don't
know the rules.

Would you stay?

Please?

Oh, all right.

Name's Michelangelo.

What do you want to do?

Aw, anything you want!

A real Ninja Turtle
in my house!

Wow!

[DONATELLO]
Oh, that's terrible.

Innocent little kids
are going to buy
those robots.

We can't let that happen.

[RAPHAEL]
Right. It'll give
all toys a bad name.

Well, then let's do
something about it.

[ALL]
Turtle power!

It's more of them
turtle toys.

Those aren't toys,
you fool!

Those are
the Ninja Turtles!

Oh, great.
This don't look good.

We don't know
who you are, Mister,

but you're not going
to put those weapons

into the hands
of trusting children.

Allow me
to introduce myself:

Wilbur Weasel, the world's
greatest toy maker.

Wilbur the Weasel, huh?
It suits you.

[FRUSTRATED LAUGH]

I keep telling everyone,
it's Weas-el!

Oh, never mind.

Get them!

Hey!
Put us down!

How about if we
hang you up instead?

You might not have such
an easy time of it with me.

[BEEP]

Go! Go find something
to take care

of these turtles!

Weasel's getting away!

Getting away--
what a good idea.

Why didn't
I think of that?

Weasel's up there.
We've got to get him.

Throw our ninja ropes
up there.

We can swing up
to that cab.

[LAUGHS]
Perfect!

Just what I thought
you'd do.

We've got you now, Weasel!

[RAPHAEL]
Somebody certainly
has got somebody.

Not even the terrible turtles
can thwart my tactics

for true toy terror.

[GIGGLING MANIACALLY]

Wow, that's even more T's
in one sentence.

[GRUNTS]
We can cut our way
out of this.

Leonardo,
if you cut the net,

we'll fall,
and it's a long drop.

[RAPHAEL]
Well, it's not the long drop
that worries me.

It's that sudden stop
at the end of it.

[STRUGGLING]

[RAPHAEL]
That reminds me,

I have a dental appointment
this afternoon.

You had
a dental appointment.

Weasel, come down from there.

What are you doing?

Be good or I'll
drop you on Tyler.

Be right down.

I want you to drop
what you're doing.

Terrible choice of words.

I have some things
to discuss with you

about the Tyrano Toys
exhibit.

Right away, sir.

Let me give some
last-minute instructions

to my associates.

Get back to Tyler's estate
before he does

and get rid of that
other turtle.

Why don't you fellows
just hang around

until I get back?

[CHUCKLING]

Oh, wow, I did it!

My first pizza!

Looks totally
triumphant, dude,

but it needs
the Michelangelo
seal of approval.

So let's chow down.

Hey, don't sweat it,
little bud.

You deserve an "A"
for effort.

[SQUELCHING]

Mm! And it's
bodaciously good!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

It's those two guys
who brought you here,

and they're coming in.

Uh-oh, those bozos
are up to no good,

and I want
to find out what.

Quick, we can
hide in here.

[MAURICE]
You get the truckload
of Tyrano Toys.

I'll finish off
that turtle.

Finish off?

They can't do that
to my friend!

Kevin, wait!

When my father hears
what you're doing,

he'll fire the both of you!

Yo, dudes!

Still want
to toy around?

It's alive!

Grab that turtle!

And the kid!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Sorry we have
to split, dudes.

Oof!

You know, I liked
that turtle better

when he was a toy.

We've got to grab 'em
before they get to the gate.

Let's get the truck.

[MICHELANGELO]
We sure could use
your father

at a time like this.

Aw, my dad's never around
when I need him.

Let's split up.
It's me they want.

Whoa!

Oh, great, and I just
had my shell waxed.

I don't know
what's going on here,

but you're both fired.

Well, that's okay, Tyler.

We're working for your
new boss, Weasel.

That's Weas-el.

Dump him in the cellar.

We've got to find
that turtle and the kid.

Michelangelo, we've got
to save my dad.

We will,
but we'll need help

and my compadres
are at the Toy Fair.

We need wheels.

Hey, I've got
a toy electric car
in the garage.

Then let's haul shell!

Time to finish cleaning up.

I'm totally in favor
of recycling,

but not when
I'm the cyclee.

I've got an idea.

[expl*si*n]
Ah!

I got it.

Leonardo, cut the net.

Will do.

Grab on to me, guys.

Let's get that
weasel Weas-el.

There! We'll follow him.

My bid is he's headed
for the Tyler estate.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Enter the rear
of the estate.

Then we can lose 'em.

[ELECTRIC BUZZING]

Hey, where'd they go?

Now, boss, we were just
looking for that turtle.

Never mind him.

We're stepping up
our time table.

Take the Tyrano Toys
to the Toy Fair now.

How about that?

Even odds.

I hate even odds!

[LAUGHS]
Boy, if you think
you can intimidate

the Ninja Turtles
with a bunch

of robot dinosaurs...

You're absolutely right.

Nya, nya, you missed!

Whoa!

Oof!

How are we doing, fellas?

Oh, I estimate 4 down...

And about 40 to go.

They say you fight
fire with fire,

so why not fight
toys with toys?

All right, troops,
forward march!

[TOY MONKEY CHIRPING]

What in blazes
is going on?

It's Michelangelo!

That's General Michelangelo
to you, dude.

Michelangelo, you never
could resist a party.

Hey!
Ow!

[CHIRPING]

Signed, sealed, and...

Undelivered.

Those Tyrano Toys
are computer controlled.

If I could find the frequency
of Weasel's microchips,

I could shut them down.

How long's that
going to take?

Oh, maybe a few hours.

I hate to burst your bubble,
bud, but we don't have hours.

My dad's got all
the Tyler Toys
specifications

in the house computer.

Well, let's boogey!

[MICHELANGELO]
Yeehaw!

What are you?

He's a Ninja Turtle, Dad.

I'll explain later.

But first, we've got
to stop Weasel.

[BEEPING]

This master unit
will override

any of Weasel's
controllers.

All right!

Oh, no.

I hope this wasn't
the Turtles' last stand.

[LAUGHING]

The totality
of the Teenage Turtles

cannot touch the terror
of my Tyrano Toys.

Gee, that's got
a lot of T's in that.

Will you shut up?
Yes, sir.

The Tyrano Toys
have stopped.

Darn it.

Just when I wrote this
great surrender speech.

It can't be!

Wrong, dude!

We're through
toying around with you.

[BEFUDDLED]

Weasel, you're fired!

And as for you two--

Uh, Mr. Tyler, we'd be
willing to take a pay cut.

But only if we could get
those guys' autographs.

[Mr. Tyler]
Thank you all
for your help.

I realize now
that what a son needs

is a father
he can talk to

instead of a lot of toys
to play with.

Dad, let's not
get carried away.

I'm going to miss you,
Michelangelo.

Likewise, micro dude.

Come and see us
in the sewer anytime.

Your friends will always
be welcome here too, Kevin.

Thanks, Dad.

[SNIFFLING]

Oh, don't mind me.

I always cry
at happy endings.

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