03x34 - Usagi Come Home

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thank you a thousand
fold, turtles.

Had it not been
for your help,

my precious dragon would
have been destroyed.

Obento, there is another

who needs
your protection,

usagi yojimbo, a stranger
from another dimension

stranded in our world.

I will gladly
care for him

until you can find a way
of getting him home.

It's that
blasted rabbit again.

Watching reruns of your
old failures, shredder?

Far from it, krang.

I am plotting
future victories,

and this furry little
samurai warrior

will help me
achieve it.

Exactly how do you
intend doing that?

By turning him into an
ally against the turtles.

Oh, perfect.

A completely
abandoned warehouse.

Oh, for once
you two imbeciles

did something right.

Ow!

Oh, I had to open
my big mouth.

It was his fault.

It was not!

Yeah.

Oh, shut up,
you two!

There's work
to be done.

Usagi, my son,

you will be in charge

while I go to the store
for some supplies.

Hai, obento-San,

I will defend the museum
with my life.

I doubt if that
will be necessary.

There, that's
the man we want.

A man?

But boss...
[SNORTS]

I thought we were going
to grab that bunny.

Ha ha! You zeros
wouldn't stand a chance

against that
samurai rabbit.

On the other hand,

if we capture
his sensei,

he will come to us.

Birdseed,
squeak toys, catnip,

and 20 pounds
of carrots for usagi.

I hope this will
last us all for a week.

Oof!

Hey, pop, did you
have a nice trip?

Insolent young man,
who are you,

or rather, what are you?

Don't try nothing
funny, geezer.

Take him
to the warehouse,

then meet me at the
far east animal society.

Take a break, dude.

It's pizza time.

Not for me.
I'm working.

Too busy for pizza?

Oh, the boy is
definitely out of it.

I'm too busy to eat.

I'm trying to zero in

on that dimension
usagi came from.

Hey, no problemo.
Just find the dimension

where everyone
looks like an animal.

Only don't tune in a
wrestling match by mistake.

[PORTAL EMITS STATIC]
Hold on!

I think I'm getting
something.

Eeba matter with yoo?

Yah? Wee yooyoo eekin?

Whoa! It's the planet
of the rubber bands.

I think I saw
that flick.

Hey, see what's
on another channel.

Vending machines?

Not quite.

The entire planet
is junk food.

Oh, totally radical.

Maybe, but it's still
not usagi's home world.

Guys, this is not
going to be easy.

Here you are,
my little friends.

These breadcrumbs
will have to do

until master obento
returns with the supplies.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

That must be him now.

I will open it, master.

You!

Are you not the one
they call shredder?

I have that
extreme pleasure.

But you are
a bad person.

I guess that's why I made
your master my prisoner.

What have you
done with him?

He's quite safe,
I assure you.

And he will remain that way

if you carry out
a small task for me.

What task?

Destroy the teenage
mutant ninja turtles.

Never!
To take 4 lives

in exchange for one
is dishonorable.

Perhaps I might suggest
a more...

Honorable arrangement.

Such as?

We will fight a duel.

If you win,
the old man goes free.

But if I win, you will
destroy the turtles.

I accept,

especially since you
cannot possibly defeat me.

We shall see, rabbit.

Aah!

Uhh!

Ooh, ooh, 2 swords
clanking together.

That's our cue.

Heh heh.
Dirty tricks.

[SNORTS]
It's what I live for.

Uhh!

Ha ha ha ha.

Now, my furry foe,

prepare to be humiliated.

I should warn you,

I have never lost
a sword fight.

That is because
you have never before

fought a samurai rabbit.

Aah!

[LAUGHING]

Blasted carpet!

You tricked me!

Surrender or taste
samurai steel.

Bombs away, buddy.

What's this?

What manner of beast

is trying to devour me?

Aha!

Treacherous coward!

Uhh!

Hyah!

[CHUCKLES]

This is going to be good.

What?

Uhh! Uhh!

You have lost,
my long-eared friend.

Now, you must keep
your part of the bargain

and destroy the turtles.

You are right.
I am honor-bound.

[SIGHS]
I give up, guys.

There's a jillion other
dimensions out there.

I'm never gonna
find usagi's

without him here
to help me.

Which means we've gotta go
to obento's and get him.

Which means
disguise time.

Uh, these getups are
all right for the street,

but if anyone
spots us down here,

we're gonna look
a little strange.

Relax, Donatello.

Who's gonna see us
down here?

I cannot do this.

They are my good friends
who trust me,

yet I must.

My samurai honor
demands it.

Hyah!

What...

Usagi!

Hey, little dude,

we were just coming
to visit you.

Why do I get the feeling

he isn't real glad
to see us?

Yo, usagi,

it's us,
little buddy.

Why are you waving your
sword at us like that?

I am sorry, my friends.

Please forgive me
for what I am about to do.

[ALL YELLING]

Is it just me,

or does usagi
seem to have

a hate on for us?

The dude has
fully freaked out.

Yes, but why?

Who knows?

We can't get near enough
to ask him.

Listen, usagi, if this is
your idea of a joke...

Hyah!

Usagi, what on earth's
gotten into you?

I am sorry. This
is a matter of honor.

From here, it looks like
a matter of survival!

Quick, after him!

Why? So he can turn us
into turtle sashimi?

No, so we
can find out

why he's acting
like this.

Yipe! Yipe!

Hyah!

Usagi, what's come
over you?

Yeah, we're your
compadres, dude.

I must put an end
to our relationship.

And to you.

That might not be
as easy as you think!

Watch out, usagi.

Be careful!
Look both ways!

He's heading
into that shopping mall.

Come on! After him!

After him?
The guy's trying to send us

to that big
pet shop in the sky!

Usagi lives by
a strict samurai code.

I suspect someone is
forcing him to do this,

and we've got
to find out who!

[CARS HONKING]

Is he tied securely?

Ooh, this guy ain't
going nowheres.

[YAWNS AND SNORTS]
Nothing to do now

but wait for that rabbit
to finish the job.

Oh, bebop.

That's why you're such
a failure in life.

You let others do
your work for you!

Well, gee, you really
think so, boss?

I know so!

Instead of
loafing around,

you two throwbacks should
be out doing things.

Ooh! Ooh!
I got a idea, boss.

We'll go look
for some fuel.

Uh, yeah! Then we can
bring the technodrome

up to the surface.

Good thinking!
Go out there

and steal every
source of fuel

you can lay your
unwashed hands on.

Right, boss.

Fuel, fuel, fuel!

Having others
do your work for you...

Oh! That's what being
the boss is all about.

How are we going
to scope him out

in all this traffic?

Simple. Just look for
a group of people

who are screaming
in terror.

There he is.
Over there.

These stairs...

They have a mind
of their own.

Uhh!

Going down!

[ALARM RINGING]

I hope this
is enough.

Ooh, well, it ain't.

We got to get lots more
energy for the boss.

Grab them flashlight
batteries, bebop.

Hey,
no free samples!

You gotta pay
for those!

Yeah, sit down
and have a drink.

Whoa!

[CROWD MURMURING]

The easter bunny's
gone berserk!

Will you sign my egg,
Mr. easter bunny?

Perhaps there is hope
for this dimension.

Their young are evolving
into a higher life form.

Look sharp, buds.
Dive b*mber at 3 o'clock!

What strange manner
of bird are these?

We gotta do
something.

Usagi's gonna turn this
place into a junkyard.

Yeah. Where's his
holiday spirit?

Maybe obento knows
what's wrong with him.

Great, but we're
never gonna get

to the far east
animal society

with that freaked out
furball on our tails.

We've got to seal
him off somehow.

I've got an idea!

Now, Raphael, my friend,

I must bid you sayonara.

Yoo-hoo!

Oh, usagi!

I'm over here, dude.

Ha ha.
I'm also here.

Not to mention here

and here...And here!

I've always wanted
to be on TV.

Aah! Stand still.

Stand still. One
of you must be real.

Gotcha.

In you go.

All right,
Donatello, now!

Uhh!

He'll be lost
in the sewers for hours.

Now let's head
for the animal society.

Uh, you think we swiped
enough stuff yet?

Hmm...Nope.

We still need more.

More power than this?

Hey, you know the boss.

He's power mad.

So...
[SNORTS]

He wants lots
of power, does he?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Ok, Mac, I'll drive
from here on.

Ok, fill her up.

A new breakthrough
in the field of energy

was revealed today when
Dr. Rufus winterbottom

of acme research unveiled
his newest discovery,

a chemical additive

which supercharges
ordinary fuel.

Yes, miss o'Neil. A single
drop of my supercharger

added to this
can of gasoline

will make it
powerful enough

to fly a jet
from here to Paris.

Oh, now, that's something
the boss would really like.

Come on, we're going
to pay acme research

a little visit.

Excuse me, but have you
seen 4 turtles?

[DOG WHIMPERS]

I keep forgetting.

Not every creature in this
strange world can speak.

No matter. There
are other ways

to sniff them out.

[SNIFFS]

Eh, what's up, doc?

Heh heh. I always
wanted to say that.

Ooh, hand over
that formula.

No, I refuse to.

Ok, wise guy, which
one's the supercharger?

I won't tell.

Ok, then we'll just
take all of them.

I don't get this.
Where's obento?

And what's gone on
in here?

Whoa, there's been
a humongous battle,

that's for sure.

You're right. There are
sword marks everywhere

as if some sort of a
duel had been fought.

What do you suppose
this is about?

I doubt if it's someone's
good-luck charm.

Hyah!

Now, my friends,
you are finished!

Forgive me, my friends,

but a rabbit must do
what a rabbit must do.

But like, why does a rabbit
have to do it to us?

We don't want
to hurt you, usagi,

but we will stop you.

Try if you wish,
but you will fail!

Hyah!

Uhh! Usagi,
what's behind all this?

Uhh! Now, tell us.

It shames me to say it,

but I lost a duel
to a Mr. shredder.

Shredder?

Whoa!

Now the pieces are
finally starting

to fall into place.

We'll tie you up
if we have to,

until you listen
to reason!

You will not!

Whoa!

Again?

Again? Was that
how you lost to shredder?

Yes, as best
as I recall.

You've been tricked.

See? That huge magnet
prevented you from striking.

Uhh!

Forgive me.

I had hoped to do
the honorable thing.

You mean like
wasting us?

And yet, I realize that
to betray one's friends

is the most
dishonorable act of all.

How can I ever
redeem myself?

I have an idea.

We've seen this stuff work, boss.
[SNORTS]

And it's like some kind
of energy booster.

But what good is it
if I can't tell

which beaker contains the
supercharger compound?

Hey, boss,
I think I found it.

Look what this stuff
does to my toy robot.

Incredible!

Ooh, we better
do something

before it
wrecks the joint.

There, I did something.

Outstanding!
With this formula,

that truckload of gasoline
will be sufficient

to repower the
entire technodrome

and stamp
this planet flat!

Quickly!
We must load up.

I have carried out your request.

Excellent. Take them
to the next room.

I will deal with them
in a moment.

Bebop, rock steady,
bring out the old man.

There. What now?

Just go out there
and stall them.

The party starts
in 30 seconds.

Very well.

Yo, dudes,
check it out.

Boy, are we lucky or what?

Let's get these
crates open.

I have kept my bargain.

Now release obento.

Rabbit, you have carried
out my orders well.

So well in fact,

that I think I'll
keep you in my employ.

But that was not
our agreement.

Usagi yojimbo, swear
eternal loyalty to me,

or the old man perishes.

What? Never!

Not so fast,
carrot breath.

I hope this thing works.

I warn you.
Defy me,

and you will share
this old man's fate.

I will never serve you!

Then so be it.

Hold it, shred man.

The turtles!

They're still alive!

H-hey, you said

the bunny was going
to finish them off.

Aah! That means
they're g-g-g-ghosts!

Then they won't mind
being obliterated again.

That's what
you think.

Donatello,
fire one!

Cowabunga, dudes!

Now, this is what
I call a party!

Ooh, it's world w*r III
all over again!

You brainless hulks,

this isn't
an abandoned warehouse.

It's a fireworks factory!

So, usagi,

what do you think
of our little town?

It is quite colorful.

We must get
the fuel supercharger.

Fuel supercharger?

Whoops, ha ha,
clumsy me.

Oh!

Turtles,
surrender at once,

or I'll blast you all
to reptilian remnants.

I hate to tell you
this, shredder,

but this was
the right vial.

The formula, what
did you do with it?

You'll find out
just about...

Now!

Hurry! We'll
be blown to bits!

The villains
are escaping!

So what else is new?

We can't bother
with them.

We must get out
of here.

Wait! Obento!

Come, master.

This structure
is no longer safe.

Whoa-h*! After this,

the fourth of July's going
to seem awesomely dull.

Usagi, I hope
you've learned

never to trust
that evil shredder again.

I have, my friends.

And I hope
you can forgive me.

Remember, usagi is
still a stranger here,

and has much to learn
about our world.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

And here comes
lesson numero uno.

Thanks, dude.

Usagi's about
to sample

our world's most
tubuloso cuisine.

What manner
of thing is this?

It's called pizza, dude.

Is it safe to eat?

Yeah, but I'm warning you,

it's habit-forming.

Mmm. You know,

I think I'm
going to like

living
in this world.

All right, dude.

Leave some for me!

[ALL LAUGHING]