03x10 - Clash Reunion

[bunniefuu]

♪ Daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some
villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪



♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ A cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that
cunning mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ When there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch
out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

Darkwing duck,
tormentor of the guilty,

had done his job well.

He had washed the
city clean of crime

like a... damp mop?
That's not dramatic.

Scouring pad? Squeegee?

I got it!

He'd washed the
city clean like a...

Tidal wave?

Somewhat unusual
for this time of year.

We don't generally
get tidal waves until...

Hello. A flashquack message?

[Crash]

"Urgent. Come to
shush immediately.

"Your assistance is
urgently required.

Repeat... urgent."

Sounds like it's urgent.

We have an urgent
situation, darkwing duck.

There's been a flood of
tidal waves worldwide.

Uh, yes, j. Gander.
I heard about it.

Obviously caused
by volcanic activity

with a seismic force of 7.3,

an epicenter in the
southern hemisphere.

A most impressive deduction,

but these waves aren't
natural disasters.

Which leads me to conclude

they must be
unnatural disasters!

Most unnatural, indeed.

Show him the note,
agent gryzlikoff.

This was received from f.O.W.L.,

the fiendish organization
for world larceny.

I know what it stands for!

They threaten
devastation of the planet

unless $90 kazillion
are turned over to them

within 72 hours.

See why we need your help?

I guess I could
kick in a few bucks.

It's your expertise
we need, not money.

Oh, oh, yes. Of course.

You can't put a
price on my expertise.

You'll fly here in
the stealth shuttle,

a vehicle developed
for the space program.

After I summon my
crack pilot launchpad,

I'll be ready to go.

No. This vehicle is so complex,

it can only be flown

by the shuttle's test pilot.

Who is me.

Hold the phone!

I'm not flying with
laughing boy here.

You don't belong

with shush mission anyway!

Now, now, agent gryzlikoff.

I want you two
working as a team.

Is that clear?

Now, gentlemen,
our research staff

has designed new equipment
you may find useful.

This wristwatch, for instance,

is actually a very
destructive grenade.

It's running slow.

To set it off, pull the stem.

That's more like it.

Then push it back in.

Hmm! Equipment in working order.

Check.

[J. Gander] Darkwing,
please, you must remember,

the fate of the world
depends upon you

and agent gryzlikoff.

Step on it. It's already 4 P.M.,

and we're still not there.

We fly so fast, it only
feels like we're moving slow.

It is actually 11:00
yesterday morning.

Regulations say keep your
timepiece set correctly.

Oh, regulations!

Well, o.K. Fine. There.

See? I set... it.

Oops.

You and your regulations!

Auto-radar device is gone!

So you wouldn't
know if we're going

east or west or up...
We're going down!

Turn right!

No! Left.

Left! Right! Right! Right!

In another 48 hours,
f.O.W.L. High command

is gonna be 90 kazillion
samoleons richer.

Hey, might be a good time

to ask for a raise, hah?

[Crash]

Yo-h*-h*! What was that?

I think it was a coconut, boss.

Let me see that.

You've kaputted entire craft,

nearly expirating our lives!

Chill out, will ya, gryz?

Just be grateful these...

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaagh!

[Thud]

Watch yourself.
That first step's a...

Doozy.

[Steelbeak] Agent
gryzlyface, too?

Ugh!

Better step aside.

So I can get hit by coconut?

No.

The shuttle is about to... fall.

[J. Gander] Agent gryzlikoff!

Darkwing duck!

We're here, j. Gander,
wherever here is.

Shuttle was severely damaged

due to incompetent
bungling of noodlenut!

Noodlenut?

If f.O.W.L.'S plan
is not stopped,

the world will be destroyed!

If world is
destroyed, is his fault.

It is not!

Not, not, not! Is, is, is!

Stop this squabbling!

You must work as a team!

Those two wanna
stop my mad plan?

Well, maybe it's time this team

had a little coaching, ah?

J. Gander's right.

We can't fight when the
whole world's depending on us.

Let's put aside our
differences and work as a team.

Da, comrade.Da.
What do we do first?

It'll be dark soon. We
must build a shelter.

You go chop down


Da. Right.

We also have to eat,

so gather a couple
dozen coconuts.

Well, get to it, partner.

Da, da. Right.
Chop 15 palm trees.

Gather two dozen
coconuts, and... hmmm...

Oh!

[Fuming]

♪ Ya ta-tootie ♪♪

What will you be
doing, comrade partner?

Well, somebody's
gotta do the dirty work

and guard the shuttle.

Oh.da, comrade. Da.

Of course.

♪ Ya too too too too ♪

♪ ya ta... ♪♪

Watch it, old pal.
You nearly beaned me.

I didn't do anything, comrade.

No, but we did.

Whatever it is
that you didn't do,

don't do it again!

Accidents can happen,
but this is ridiculous!

But I did nothing.

I hope you're not calling
me a liar, old amigo.

All right. That does it.

Ptooey.

Ptooey.

Age-old question... if a tree
falls on a bear in the woods,

does it make a sound?

Whoa!

Hmm... yes.

I'd say that's
definitely a sound.

That oughta heat the
cold w*r back up again.

I'll squeeze
feathers out of you!

What am I doing?

We are palsy-walsy, right?

Right.

We forget this little tiff

and let nylons be nylons, right?

Right.

Hey, gryz.

Alley-oop!

Why do you throw
coconut onto my head?

You catch it when I say,

"hey, gryz. Alley-oop."

Such fun and games are
not covered in regulations.

Gryz, gryz, gryz.

This thing is no good.

Stop. Smell the roses.

Tomorrow is another
day. Loosen up!

Regulations say is five
minutes past bedtime.

I must hit haystack.

I'd hate to be marooned
on a desert island with him.

Oh, yeah. I am marooned
on an island with him.

[Darkwing] Get rid of...
Tomorrow... gryzlik...

[Tape rewinds]

Tomorrow I'll get
rid of gryzlikoff.

Nice edit, if I do
say so myself.

Tomorrow I get
rid of gryzlikoff.

So duck thinks he
pulls fast one, ah?

Ah... ahem.

Where are you, gryz?
Fixing breakfast?

I like my eggs over
easy with hash...

You'll never get away with this!

Gryzlikoff, you come
back heeeeeeeerrrrrre!

He'll never catch me.

No one can swim that far.

Except someone who
swam the channel twice

while wearing a straitjacket.

You wanted to get rid of me.

Was it me who
skipped out on a raft?

En garde!

[Panting and wheezing]

O.k. That's it.

This is where I draw the line!

Here's the deal, gryzlikoff.

This is my side. That is yours.

During your childish painting,

I have almost repaired shuttle.

Don't touch it on my side. Deal?

Deal!

Deal!

Well, well, well.

Do I detect a note of tension

in this relationship?

Let's see what help we can be.

Get your hand off of coconut.

No, you let go.

It fell off my tree.

It fell onto my
side. So, it's mine!

Is not! Is, too!

Too, too, too! Not, not, not!

[J. Gander]
Darkwing! Gryzlikoff!

Yes, j. Gander?

F.o.w.l.'s deadline
is drawing nearer.

Yes, j. Gander.

You must cooperate to
repair the instruments.

Is not my fault. Is his.

He's full of
borscht. It's his fault.

Gentlemen, gen... Well!

You've done it now, comrade!

You are responsible for this.

Gryzlikoff, look!

Ha! I'm not falling for
oldest trick in booklet.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[Darkwing coughing]

Oh... ugh!

Yecchh!

Not that I care, but
there's a fish in your ear.

I cannot hear you.
There's a fish in my ear.

Hello. Ancient cave paintings.

These strange grids are no doubt

primitive attempts
at mathematics.

Using my knowledge
of prehistoric paintings,

I'd say these were done about...



Steelbeak's egg men.

That yokester
was behind all this!

Oh, boys.

How 'bout some teamwork?
A little alley-oop?

I do not need the
alleys or oops.

Watch. You might
learn something.

This is how we do
it in old country.

Comrade, wait.

Does this mean we
are once more friends?

Well...

Naaaaah! Naaaaah!

Ha ha ha! Awright.

That's more like it.

For a minute there,

I thought things
would get mushy.

Silly me. Now c'mon!

I personally wanna thank youse

for buyin' me some time.

Now I can blow this joint

and get ready for
the big washout.

I thought this island
was your headquarters.

I'll make it simple for
a simpleton like you...

There's only one
force strong enough

to control the tides.

Coconuts?

No, not coconuts.
The moon. The moon!

See ya... never!

Well, here is another fine mess

you have got us into, comrade!

My fault?

This is all your fault.

No way, noodlenik.
Was your fault.

Gryz, is this really the
time to assign blame?

What say we call a truce?

We tried truce. It failed.

I have no objection
to another try.

On three, swing right.

We swing left.

Right, right! Left, left!

Left, left! Right, right!

Yaaaaaaahhhhh!

Is the shuttle working?

Is in 90% of working order.

We have to stop steelbeak.

Impossible. Quadruplicate
requisition forms

are needed to leave hemisphere.

To leave the stratosphere,

the paperwork
would be astrological!

Suit yourself, gryz.

Now excuse me while
I save the world!

Let's see. This
should be the ignition.

It must be this
one... or this one.

Aha!

I must be crazy for doing this.

I just realized

I do not have
coordinates to find moon.

Aim for that white ball.

You might wanna start
hitting the brakes now.

Remember I said
shuttle is 90% fixed?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So?

Brakes are in other 10%.

Ieeeeeeeeee! Yeeeeeeeagh!

Hoo boy!

That map company's
gonna hear from me.

Sea of tranquility, my beak!

Here is oxygen
helmet, comrade friend.

Thanks, pal.

I am about to become
first shush agent on moon.

Wait just a minute, partner.

What is problem, comrade?

I think I oughta go first.

Why should you get the glory?

Because I am staff. You
are only freelancer.

O.k. Look. Let's don't
get started again.

Let's settle this like adults.

Agreed. I'll take odds.

I'll take evens.

Once, twice, three,
sh**t! Evens. I win.

Excuse me. I'm
about to boldly go

where no Mallard
has gone before.

One small step
for darkwing duck,

one giant leap for duck... uh!

Whooaaaa-hoo-hoo!

Let me consult regulation
book for proper procedure.

No time! In minutes,
half of earth's cities

will be humongous water parks!

And now it's time
to make some waves.

That's far enough, steelbeak.

You do get around, don't youse?

Your body is 90% water.
Did you know that?

And right now your
internal organs

are swelling and pulling apart!

And I feel fabulous!

Hey, what went wrong?

Why you were
unaffected by deadly ray?

Guess your
regulation book's good

for something after all.

Look what you have done.

Unauthorized damage of regulation
book is against regulations!

This is serious breach
of official rules.

Maybe you'd be happier if I...

Is time for another
truce, comrade?

Alley-oop, darkwing duck!

Here's where the
tide turns, steelbeak.

Egg men, scramble
those poachers!

C'mon, comrade.

Let's get dangerous!

I am outta here.

Next time we meet,

you won't be so
lucky, darkwing dufus!

Steelbeak escaped,
but we saved the world.

Not a bad day's work.

We bury the hatchback
and work as colleagues.

I'm for it.

Good. It could be months
before we are rescued.

We'll radio an sos with
steelbeak's equipment.

Is against regulations
to use lunar airwaves.

Any noodlenut knows that.

Listen, borscht brain, I'll
tell you a thing or three,

starting with this
one right here...

This is my side. That is yours.

This is my side!

What are you talkin' about?