03x03 - The Revenge of the Return of the Brainteasers, Too!

[bunniefuu]

♪ Daring duck of mystery ♪

♪ champion of right ♪

♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

♪ darkwing of the night ♪

♪ somewhere some
villain schemes ♪

♪ but his number's up ♪



♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ when there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous.

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Darkwing, darkwing duck!

♪ A cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪

♪ the master of surprise ♪

♪ who's that
cunning mind behind ♪

♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

♪ here comes ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪

Look out!

♪ When there's
trouble you call d.W. ♪

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

Let's get dangerous!

♪ Darkwing duck ♪

♪ you better watch
out, you bad boys ♪

♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

First, we separate the
positrons from the negatrons.

And second, we remerge them.

Easier than
replacing a light bulb.

Ball bearings?

I am the terror... [cough]

That flaps in the night.

[Cough]

I am the cat... that
somebody let out...

Of the bag.

I am darkwing... oof... duck.

Hey, nice tron
splitter, megavolt.

Birthday present?

He who fights and runs away

lives to fight another day.

Whoa!

I forgot we're
on the 90th floor.

The show's over, megavolt,

and the credits are all mine.

Now suck gas, evildoer.

Eat wrecking ball, creep.

I already ate, thanks.

Uh-oh.

Aah!

I must take up something
safer than crime-fighting,

like embroidering or ceramics.

I need something more
profitable than crime-fighting,

like stealing cookie
money from girl scouts.

Come on. Let me have it.

Gosalyn, we might
break something.

Like what?

Come on. Pitch me a fastball.

Like d.W.'S favorite
statue of himself.

Good thing dad's not home.

Gosalyn, sweetie, I'm home.

Aah!

Grab the zany glue!

How did your night go?

Oh, the usual...

Stopped a crime, saved
the world. Got zapped.

That's nice.

Don't mention the statue.

What statue?

We broke your statue.

That old thing?
Accidents will happen.

Aren't you going
to even ground us?

No. Why should I?

Because it looks
like a train wreck.

I think it looks
much better this way,

so I'm raising your allowance.

Oh, reverse psychology.

Well, it won't work.

I'm grounding me and
taking away my allowance.

I'm taking a hot bubble bath.

Ta-ta.

Ta-ta?

Dad got zapped
one time too many.

Talking behind my back, eh?

How did you get back here?

Aah!

You broke my statue.

You came to your senses.

Now will you ground me?

I'll ground you into hamburger.

You'll pay for this
the rest of your life.

Have you seen the bubble bath?

Oh, I'm sorry. Have we met?

Give me my face.
You're getting it ugly.

Dad? Dad?

I didn't know you had a brother.

He doesn't.

One's an imposter, launchpad.

Hey, Drake, you home?

The muddlefoots!

Oh, goody. I love company.

I'll handle them.

Where's my shotgun?

Don't let them out.

I'll handle the muddlefoots.

Just thought we'd watch the
pelican's island reunion special, gos.

Sorry. You can't stay.

Dad's got the plague.

He looks o.K. To me.

Aah!

Nice to see you, herb,
binkie. Fabulous hair.

Would you like
something nice to eat?

Time for your medicine, dad.

Make yourself at home.

Back off, Turkey.

Well, if it ain't
the muddleheads.

Anyone ever tell you
how lousy you dress?

I paid top penny for this shirt.

I whipped up a snack for you.

Pickled herring!
That's my favorite.

Freeloading my
food again, eh, fatty?

Want me to k*ll him, pop?

Just try it, punk.

Let me at him!

Take the TV and
food, but go home!

Thanks, gos.

Now we won't miss
wheel of t*rture.

We got a problem.

D.w., help!

Help! Help!

Gentlemen, please.

Violence never solves anything.

But it feels good.

They're both cracked.

We better tie them up.

Don't try it.

I got a gas g*n.

Didn't think I had one, did you?

Excuse me. You dropped this.

Suck gas!

Don't trouble yourself.

I'll just tie myself up.

This feather is composed
entirely of positrons.

The other feather, please.

Why, you little... ow!

Give me that back!

This one's composed
entirely of negatrons.

Trons! The building
blocks of good and evil.

School taught me.

One's his good side, one's evil.

Where's his normal side?

You have to put him
back together for that.

How do we do that?
More zany glue?

How did you split him?

I didn't.

Dad said he was zapped by
megavolt's tron splitter.

You could use that.

Wait. The good one
raised my allowance.

He'd rather do macrame
than fight crime.

All right.

The good one can
help us find megavolt.

O.k., which one is he?

The one on the left.

No, on the right.

My right or yours?

It's the same way.

Now I remember. He's
the one on the left.

What about him?

Let's k*ll him now.

I mean,

put him somewhere
he can't do harm.

Good idea.

And you keep quiet.

Thanks, honk.

Such a delight,
those muddlefoots.

Would you two be dears

and fetch my
klinkenheimer for me?

Sure, dad.

No problemo, d.W.

What's a klinkenheimer?

[Slam]

Saps!

Get a life!

Nobody's going
to put me together

with a mamby-pamby,
goody two-shoes like you.

Why take any chances?

Whoa!

Hey, let us out!

I'm going to town
to do some crimes.

Don't wait up for me.

You know something?

I don't think that was
the good d.W. After all.

Got any bonbons?

Hey! Watch it!

[Crunch]

[Slurp]

[Burp]

We're cute little bunnies
who lost our way home.

What?

I want car wrecks and gunplay.

This is a family movie.

Not anymore, it's not.

Look out! He's got a g*n!

Ha ha ha.

Boo. Boo.

Oh, yeah?

Aah! Aah!

[Huffing]

There.

Oh, bummer.

Dad?

Wow, cool escape.

I just hope the blast
didn't wake anyone.

It's after 10:00.

Right.

Let's find the tron splitter

and the other darkwing.

[Crash]

Nice landing, launchpad.

A little rough,
but we'll work on it.

I think we're close.

Why?

Just a lucky guess.

Well, you're all out of luck.

There he is!

Let's rip him apart!

Uh-oh.

Got to go.

Darkwing, are you o.K.?

I'm fine.

But that poor bunny
rabbit forgot his crowbar.

Where can we find megavolt?

The old haunt in
the bad part of town.

You don't want to go there.

Let's go!

Megavolt's surely
at the old haunt.

I got to smash
that tron splitter

in case my wimpy twin is alive.

If that duck ever sets
a webbed foot in here,

I'll turn him into
fried chicken.

Well, look who just waddled in.

I'm calling you out, megavolt.

Go on, darkwing. Make my day.

I am not darkwing duck.

I am his evil counterpart,

created by your machine.

You mean... yes.

Son!

Let's you and me join forces

and start our
own criminal empire.

Sure, dad.

Show me that
tron splitter first.

Now remember... act tough.

Look out!

Huh? What?

An attacker?

No. You almost
stepped on this beetle.

You better wait out here, dad.

[Rip]

Grrr!

Where can I find megavolt?

Who wants to know?

Pretty poison.

You're kind of small, ain't you?

So's a rabid chipmunk, chump.

Maybe you're acting a
little too tough, gosalyn.

Who's acting tough?

Gee, do any other tricks?

Yeah. I'll show you.

Hey, gos,

got a nickel for
the gumball machine?

Yeah, sure. Here you go.

Gee, I didn't know
she was with you.

I'll tell you where
to find megavolt.

That's more like it.

Isn't it a beauty?

It was a toaster.

Do you have a sledge hammer?

Over there.

If you pull like this,

it separates positrons
from negatrons,

and here it remerges them.

Remerges, huh?

This ought to rule that out.

No! Don't hurt my baby!

Oh, no! What's going on?

I am the most fiendish terror

that flaps in the darkest night.

I am the skunk that
pollutes your air.

I am... negaduck!

Ha ha ha!

Negatrons alone
can't be split or merged.

You've been galvanized!

Far out!

Let's go do some major crimes.

Crimes? Who cares about crime?

I'm into wanton,
mindless destruction.

I'll lay waste to St. canard...

Just for the fun of it.

Ingrate! You're no son of mine!

I get the feeling that
maybe we're too late.

Grab him.

We got to stop negaduck.

Why would you help us?

He'll leave nothing of
St. canard worth robbing.

Aah! Negaduck!

I am the shopping cart
that nicks your paint job.

We got to get the two
darkwings together.

Darkwing, he's going
to step on a bug.

Not.

Leave the poor creature be.

You just demolished city hall.

That wasn't very nice.

Nor is this.

Aah!

Would you please stand still?

You can't merge a pile of mush.

What else can we do?

Oh, of course.

This darkwing's all positrons.

We'll galvanize him, too.

Zap me.

You're going to go
kick negaduck's tail?

I'm going to clean
up that awful mess.

Let's get considerate.

Say cheese.

Eat your vegetables.

Respect your elders.

And don't forget to recycle.

Get him, dad!

Hmm. What next?

Maybe the convalescent hospital.

Ha ha ha.

Hey, I went to a lot of
trouble to destroy that.

Way to go, dad.

Virtue is its own reward.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I say... don't
get mad, get even.

There's no such
thing as a bad boy.

Nice guys finish last.

Don't forget to floss.

Never eat at a
place called mom's.

That looks like a good shot.

You did it! He's back!

Not for long.

I'm itching to try the
zoom lens on this baby.

I smell a rat.

Give me that!

Launchpad, help!

Hang on!

Whoops!

Whoa!

That's just peachy.

You let that duck beat us.

Me? You've got the
criminal tendencies.

Let's sh**t pool.

This way. This way.

I wonder which one it is.

I've done it again!

I've saved the city from
the scheming scourge

of scurrilous scum.

He's so obnoxious, so arrogant,

so conceited.

It's got to be dad.

Gosalyn.

Never tag along
on my adventures.

I'm docking your allowance.

I don't care about
my allowance, dad.

I'm just glad to have you back.