03x32 - Nearly Departed/Early Bird Watchers

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Hurry, Pumbaa!
We've got 'em now.

They're fast little guys, Timon!

You can run, but you can't hide.

Lift, Pumbaa!

Hyeh!

It's showtime!

- Ooh! Ouch!
- Ah! Ouch!

- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! Ouch!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch.

I've never seen a bug like
that before. Have you, Pumbaa?

No, Timon, and I hope
I never see one again.

We'd better consult our big
bug book and find out what bit us.

Ok, "b"... beetle... here it is.

The red sceetle orpian, the
most deadly insect known to man.

Related to the scorpion, its poison
becomes fatal after 24 hours...

And there is no cure!

Don't try to spare my feelings,
Timon. Give me the bad news.

Don't ya get it, Pumbaa?
We're through, finished, kaput.

We got only 24 hours to live.

Wah! Ah hoo hoo hoo hoo!

But that's not fair, Timon.
There's so much I haven't done.

I've lived a dull life. I've never
done anything daring or reckless.

Well, it's too
late to start now.

Well, it's never
too late, Timon.

I vow to live my
last day to its fullest.

Good for you, Pumbaa.
I've been there and done that.

In fact, I'm ashamed of
the selfish life I've lived.

I don't want to be
remembered that way.

Pumbaa, I'm gonna
turn over a new leaf, too.

I vow to spend my
last day helping others

and really appreciating
the gift of life.

I'm gonna give till it
hurts... Or till I die...

Whichever comes first.

That's right, folks.
Come get your free stuff!

We're moving, and
everything must go.

Here, junior, have my
private stash of bugs.

I was saving it for a rainy day,
but it looks like I won't get to see it.

Thanks, mister.

Why don't you pack all
your stuff and move it?

Kid, where I'm goin',
you can't take it with ya.

And, remember, you
own your possessions!

Your possessions don't own you!

I'll take that one and those two,
and, ooh, the whole rack there.

And charge it!

When it comes to high-fidelity
stereo, this is state-of-the-art.

I'll take it.

This is the latest
in 3D technology.

Unh!

I'll take it.

This is our most powerful
and relaxing whirlpool hot tub.

Whew! I'll take it!

Take care of the Mona Lisa now.

She always did make me smile.

And you be careful
with ol' Excalibur, friend.

You know, it wasn't easy
gettin' it out of that stone.

How do you like
the new me, Timon?

Vroom vroom vroom!

Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa!

Don't you see that material
possessions can't make you happy?

You've obviously never felt the
joy of rich, corinthian leather, Timon.

I'd set ya straight, Pumbaa,
but we're running out of time.

With only 24 hours to live,

I'm already late for my
volunteer work at the soup kitchen.

It's my small way of
giving back to others.

Yes. I've lived
a full life, Timmy.

My only regret is that I never
got to travel and see the world.

Fear not, ma'am. As long as
I have strength in these legs,

I'm gonna make sure
you see the world.

Sure is a shame about those
elevators bein' out of order.

Nonsense, Bernice.

The outdoor air
is... is good for ya.

Geronimo!

Hey, Timon, wanna ski
down mount Everest with me?

No, thanks, Pumbaa.

I've never felt so
serene and fulfilled.

Besides, I want Bernice to see all the
amazing sites the world has to offer.

But, Timon, you've already pushed
her half way around the world!

And I won't quit till
she's seen the other half.

Come on, Bernice. The Eiffel
Tower's only 2,700 miles away.

Suit yourself, Timon.

I've never felt so alive!

Black 7.

Red 23. You lose.

Easy come, easy go.

Wow, I can't believe I never
noticed the beauty of a simple sunset

or the splendor
of nature's wildlife,

great and small.

Ahh!

And smell those
wonderful flowers.

So long, ladies!

I wanna spend my lastest last moments
with my bestest best friend Timon.

Here. I picked
these for ya, pal.

Gee, thanks, Timon, I
got you something too.

So how long have we got, Timon?

Only 30 seconds.

Well, Pumbaa, at least we shared
some great memories, eh, pal?

Yeah. Like the time
we ate those bugs.

Oh, yeah. That was somethin'.

Or that time we
napped by that place.

Yep. Good times.

Or the time we rubbed
honey all over ourselves

and ran naked through
the streets of Paris.

We never did that, Pumbaa.

Oh, right. I did
that one by myself.

Well, this is it, Pumbaa.

Just 20 seconds left before...

It's been nice
knowin' ya, ya big lug.

I'll miss you, too, buddy.

Hmm. Heh... still


So long, chum.

Adios, amigo.

Boy, they say time flies
when you're havin' fun

but it's m*rder
when you're dyin'.

Five, four, three...

Gee, Timon, being dead feels
an awful lot like being alive.

That's because we're not dead,
you mook. Somethin's wrong.

We better double-check
that bug book.

"Eed sceetle orpian...
"Poisonous... no cure...

"However, it should be noted that
the poison is completely harmless

to meerkats and warthogs."

Yeah! Pinch me!

We're not... wait a minute.

That means I spent a whole day killin'
myself doin' charity work for nothin'!

And I'm actually gonna
have to pay all these bills?

You know, Timon, this has
taught me an important lesson.

Instead of wasting all my
time buying meaningless junk,

I should have spent those last
precious hours with you, bosom buddy.

Thanks, pal.

Duh-oh!

Again! He beat me again!

Every day that stupid
early bird gets the worm.

I guess that's why they always say,
"neither a borrower nor a lender be."

I mean, "the early
bird catches the worm."

Well, when they said that,
they didn't count on Timon.

Yes, we did.

Yeah? Well, we'll see.

I'll set this alarm
clock really early

so I'll be the first
one to get the worm.

Timon, Timon, Timon...

Why must you
t*rture yourself so?

Why? Because every single day
that bird gets the juiciest worms

in the Serengeti,
and I want my share.

But, Timon, can't you see it
goes against the nature of things?

Summer will always turn to fall.

April showers will
always bring may flowers

and the early bird will
always catch the worm.

It's his job. It's his nature.

That's why they call
him "the early bird."

Yeah? Well, then pretty soon

they're gonna be
callin' me, "early Timon"

because I'm gonna
beat the early bird.

Pumbaa, wake up!
We're under attack!

It's your alarm clock, Timon.

How do you turn this thing off?

I told you this would happen.

Uhh!

You're sure you know
what you're doing?

Bawk... bawk, bawk.

What do you have
that chicken for, Timon?

That's no chicken.

It's a rooster, the
c*ck-a-doodle-do kind.

Let's see that early bird
be earlier than me now.

No one ever beats
the early bird, Timon.

Well, no one ever
had a rooster like this.

I can taste that worm already.

Wake up, Timon! You're
gonna miss the worm!

Ahh!

Huh?

Eh... ooh...

Hey, you! Rise and shine!

Wake up!

You lousy chicken! You
were supposed to wake me up.

Huh?

You're fired!

I told you, you
can't win, Timon.

The early bird always
catches the worm.

I'm not licked yet.

Hello. Annoying-ring
in-the-middle-of-the-night

wake-up service.

I need you to wake me
up before the early bird.

Oh, no. That's
not possible, sir.

You see, that would be
going against the nature of...

Just do it.

Hello. Can I speak to
tipumon and Timonbaa?

Sorry. You got the wrong number.

Yeah?

This is the phone
company. Just testing.

Is your refrigerator running?

Couldn't you have
called a little sooner!

Uh, hello? This is
Pumbaa. Who are you?

Wake-up service for Mr. Timon.

He's asleep. Can
I take a message?

Uh-huh.

Early bird...

Worm...

Timon, you got a message.

Something about, uh...

Oh, never mind.

Don't feel bad,
Timon. It's just a worm.

You are right, Pumbaa.

There is more at stake
than a simple worm.

This is a matter of principal
and interspecies rivalry.

Survival of the fattest! The
early bird must be defeated.

That's not what I meant, Timon.

What are we doing, Timon?

If I can't get up before the early
bird, I'll make him get up after me.

A-one, and a-two...

Ohh! Timon. Timon!

Huh?

You can't fight destiny, Timon.

Now, when the early bird
gets close enough, grab 'em.

Timon, do you think
this is really necessary?

Just do it! I need you for bait!

I don't think this
is gonna work.

Look at me. I'm a worm.

Come and get me.

Oh, no! A really
big even earlier bird.

All right, hold this, Pumbaa.

I'll bet that bird's so stupid he
won't be able to tell the difference

between my worm
b*mb and the real thing

and when he takes it...

Pow!

Ok, Pumbaa... give
me the worm b*mb.

What worm b*mb?

You didn't eat the b*mb, did ya?

Uh... no.

Now, what are you up to?

Ah-ha! Gotcha!

Where is the farthest
I can mail this?

That would be, Siberia.

Ha! Let's see how early
you can be from Siberia!

Sir, please do
not yell at the mail.

I did it! He's gone! The
worm is mine, Pumbaa.

All mine!

Special delivery for Mr. Timon.

Gee, I wonder what it could be.

That does it.

I'm not leaving this
spot until I get that worm!

Well, you can do it by
yourself. I'm going to sleep.

Hmm... this is too easy.

All right, I know you're
out there, Mr. Early bird.

Show yourself! I know your
game! You're playing with my head!

Well, it won't work. I'm
not touching that worm!

No way!

So that's the way it
is, eh, Mr. Early bird?

I did it. They said it
couldn't be done, but I did it!

I did it!

♪ I beat the early bird ♪

♪ I beat the early bird ♪

I'm king of the worms!

I beat the early bird!

Hey, uh, Pumbaa, man, you
have got the right idea about

this hakuna matata business now.

I've been tryin' to get out of the
early bird business forever, man,

but it's just so hard
to find a replacement.

I'm the early bird. You gotta
get up pretty early to meet me.