03x30 - Wishy Washy/Ice Escapades

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

I sure wish these
bugs weren't so fast.

I wish we were faster.

Oww!

Hey...

Hey, an old lamp!

Ha! This looks like one of
those magic lamps, doesn't it?

Magic lamp?

You know, the kind you
rub and a genie pops out...

Then gives you 3 wishes.

- Huh!
- Huh!

Hello, it's me, the genie.
Ok, here's the standard deal.

For releasing me from the lamp, I
must Grant you the usual 3 wishes.

So, who rubbed the lamp?

Uh, well, we both did.

Hmm... this could
be interesting.

No problem, puffy pants,
I'll take the first wish.

Oh, boy, and I get the
next one, right, Timon?

Uh, yeah, that's right,
we'll take turns, Pumbaa.

Well, I haven't got all century.

Don't rush me! Let's see...

Uh, ok, um, hmm.

Oh, I can't wait for my turn. So,
what's your wish, Timon, what?

I don't know!

Gee, I wish I knew
what to wish for.

Well, there goes
your first wish.

No, no, wait! I know
what to wish for now.

I wish... come on,
Timon, it's my turn.

All right, go ahead, but
make it quick, will you?

Hmm... what should I wish for?

Ooh, hurry, Pumbaa,
I got a great wish.

Come on, ooh!

Stop pressuring me, Timon.

Uh...

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Oh, Timon, you're making me
so nervous, I've almost got it.

Ahh, hurry!

I wish I had more time.

Well, you've got plenty of
time, just no more wishes.

That's 2 down and 1 to blow.

Aha, I've outsmarted you, genie.

I wish we had a
million more wishes.

Ohh, is that all? Your typical
one million wishes wish.

I thought you were going
to ask for something original.

May all your wishes come true.

Gee, Timon, I don't
like the way he said that.

I wish you'd stop
worrying about it.

Worrying about what?

I wish I was really happy.

Your turn, pal.

Oh, I wish these bugs had
chocolate sauce on them.

Pumbaa, think about your
wishes before you make them, ok?

Ok, here we go. I wish
every day was my birthday.

Oops.

I wish I was young again.

Pumbaa, I wish you'd grow up.

Observe the subtleties
of wish making.

I wish I had a big
screen television set.

Oh, yeah, you're really
getting good at this.

I think I get it.

Well, then, I wish
I had a new bike.

Unh!

I wish I knew
how to ride a bike.

Pay attention to the
master of wishes, Pumbaa.

I wish I had some jelly
beans that taste like bugs.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, yum, yum.

Ok, here it goes.

I wish I had bugs that
taste like jelly beans.

Mmm... yummy.

Yeah, well, I wish I had
worms that taste like licorice.

Voila.

I wish I had licorice
that tasted like worms.

I wish you'd stop copying
my wishes, Pumbaa.

Uh, I wish I would, too.

All right, that's it! Let me
show you how it's done.

Be very quiet, I
need to concentrate.

I wish you'd stop doing that.

U-u-u-u-h-h-h-h... I
wish you hadn't said that.

Hmm.

I wish that palm tree was 4 feet
to the left so I'd be in the shade.

I wish that tree was 6 feet to
the right so I'd be in the shade.

I wish you were


I wish you were


I'm getting chair sick.

I wish you'd stop that, Timon.

- Yeow!
- Yeow!

- Unh!
- Unh!

Oh, I haven't laughed this much
since Aladdin tickled my lamp.

We should wish for things
that everyone can enjoy.

I wish everything in
the jungle was beautiful.

Aah!

Uh-oh, I wish I was
anywhere but here right now.

I wish I wasn't on this iceberg.

I wish I wasn't in this water.

Oh, I wish Timon was here.

Aah.

Whatever just
happened, I wish it hadn't.

Yikes! I wish this ugly
bird would let go of me.

Uh-oh, I wish I'd fall
on something soft.

Oh, no! I wish I was
back where I came from.

No, no! I wish I was in the jungle...
In front of the waterfall... with Timon!

Phew.

You know, Timon, we should
use these wishes to do good.

I'm going to make a wish
that will help the whole world.

I wish that everything
tasted like cotton candy.

Oh, yeah, that'll win
you the nobel prize.

Pumbaa, I wish you'd
keep your yap shut,

so I could wish for some
more goodies for me.

Now you're talking.

I wish for a banana
split with spiders on top.

Hey, this tastes
like cotton candy.

I wish you'd stop mumbling.

Thanks, Timon.

But I wish you'd
stop yelling at me.

Oops. I wish I hadn't said that.

I wish I didn't have to
look at your big goofy mug.

Gee, Timon, I wish you
could be a little more content.

Pumbaa? Pumbaa?

Ahh...

Now I can wish for whatever I feel
like without any further interruptions.

Hmm... I wish I had a boat.

A lake.

A lake! I wish my
boat was in a lake.

This is more like it.

Now, let's see, I wish I
had some hot bug soup.

I wish this soup was in a bowl.

I sure could use Pumbaa now.

I'll never be able to eat
all this bug soup by myself.

Oh, I don't need Timon anymore.

I can wish for whatever I want.

I wish I had 10 best friends.

Mmm... I wish I
had some popcorn.

I wish I had a bowl.

Ohh, I wish I knew what
Timon was doing right now.

Gee, Timon looks so unhappy.

I wish I could make him happy.

I knew you'd miss me, old buddy.

I wish we'd always be together.

I wish we were separate again.

Sheesh, this is a nightmare.

Even when we have
everything, nothing works out.

You know what they say,
Timon, careful what you wish for...

You might get it.

We should just be
happy with what we have.

I wish we'd never
found this stupid lamp.

- Aah!
- Unh!

Oww!

Ah, Timon, life is good.

You said it, old pal.

Ahh... who could wish
for anything more?

Hello... Hello?

Hey!

Where are you mooks?

I'm calling out your
standard, let me out of here.

Ohh.

Bugray staniskatesky performs
an amazing triple frappé.

And now, for the big finale...

Ooh. Uh. Ahh! Get out of
the way. Get out of the way!

It's a quadruple backward
slow-motion Axel!

I've never seen
anything like it in my life!

Ice skating? I didn't know
you liked ice skating, Timon.

Ice skating, me? Of course not.

Then you don't mind
if I change the channel.

No!

Come on, Timon, admit it,
you like ice skating, don't you?

All right, all right, I
confess. I love ice skating.

It's my dream to skate.

To glide across the
ice like poetry in motion.

To leap in the
air like a gazelle,

and twirl around without
a care in the world.

Ahh... it's hakuna
matata nirvana.

Then, why don't
you do it, Timon?

Because I don't know how to
skate. I've never ice skated in my life.

Neither have I, Timon.

Hey, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Let's go eat some bugs?

No! Let's learn to ice skate and become
world famous ice skating champions.

Okay.

- Do you need any help, Timon?
- Thanks, Pumbaa,

but as an up-and-coming
skating champion,

I think I can handle lacing
up my own skates, heh.

Help.

All right, now that the hard part is
out of the way, let's have some fun.

Whoo! Uhh!

Too hard. No fun.

Huh?

Hey, you were right, Timon, ice
skating is easy, and it's fun, too.

What are you doing, Timon?

Giving up.

But what about your dream?

Dream, smeam. I'll stick to
something that comes easy to me.

Like doin' nothin'.

You just have to
keep trying, Timon.

Hang on.

You got to be special to have
a dream, and I'm not special.

I think you're special.

Did I say special?
I meant stupid.

You're doing fine, Timon.

Now let go.

Wh-wh-whoa!

Aah, ha ha ha! Whoa!

Keep going,
Timon, you can do it.

Ooh... aah!

Hey, I'm doing it. I'm doing
it! Look at me. Look at me!

Phew.

Aah.

Aah, ha ha ha.

Aah!

You're doing great, Timon.

Keep practicing, and someday you'll
be as great as staniskatesky himself.

Look, Timon, oh,
I don't believe it.

Staniskatesky is
coming to the jungle.

That's it. We're going. And
we're going to beat staniskatesky.

Wow, what an
exciting turn of events.

I'll be sitting in the
audience, eating bug popcorn,

watching my best pal
skate his way to glory.

I'm not going to
beat him, you mook.

You are.

Whoa, back up,
Timon, are you saying

that I should compete
against staniskatesky,

so you can fulfil your lifelong dream of
being a champion skater through me?

In so many words, yes.

I can't do it, Pumbaa. I skate like a
big fat hippopotamus on an oil slick.

But you, you're a natural.
Do it for me, Pumbaa.

Become my skating
champion of the world,

and make my dream come true.

Well... okay.

And now, the moment
we've all been waiting for.

Ladies and gentlemen, worldwide
skating legend, staniskatesky!

He starts off with a gravity
defying triple barrel Axel spin

and ends with a side of fries!

Now a toe loop. Now a
loop-the-loop. Now a bloop-the-bloop.

Oh, my goodness, now a...

Do you mind? I am
trying to skate out here!

Sorry.

This guy is like poetry, Timon.

The dream, Pumbaa,
remember the dream.

I can't move, Timon.

I am frozen in awe by the mystical
vision of the great staniskatesky.

Staniskatesky, bravo!

And now, our final
contestant, Pumbaa Smith.

I can't do it, Timon.

I cannot tarnish the ice in
the wake of his perfection.

Of course you can,
now get tarnishing.

Come on, Pumbaa,
remember your dream.

It's not my dream,
Timon, it's yours.

My dream has bugs
in it, not skating.

Ooh.

No!

Look at me, Pumbaa, if
I can do it, you can do it.

Whoa! You did it, Timon.

Don't try to change
the subject...

Hey, wait a minute, I did it.

I knew you could, Timon, all
you had to do was keep trying.

Whoo-hoo! Yippee! Whee!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ah, ha ha ha!

Like flying on ice, without
a care in the world...

The ultimate hakuna matata.

That was beautiful, Timon.

I couldn't have done
it without you, pal.

You're the one who
made me keep practicing,

no matter how much I stank.

Aww.

Ah, who cares about
winning an old trophy?

That's right, Timon,

what's important is that you
didn't give up on your dream.

And that's only the beginning.

I have an even bigger dream.
To follow in the footsteps

of all those other great skaters
who couldn't quite get the gold.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to skaters in big funny
animal costumes on ice!