01x14 - Brazil Nuts/South Sea Sick/Song: The Lion Sleeps Tonight

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hakuna matata ♪

♪ what a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ it means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ for the rest of your days ♪

♪ it's our problem-free ♪

♪ philosophy ♪

♪ hakuna matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Wow, look at that, Timon.

"El toro! The bravest
bull in all of Spain."

He sure looks brave.

Please, Pumbaa, that
billboard's nothing but cold cuts.

What do you mean?

Baloney.

Why, I'm three times
as brave as El toro.

Well, he sure scares me.

What would you do if
you were up against him?

I know exactly what I'd do.

Charge me!

Gee, I don't know.

Come on, come on, come on.
Put those useless tusks to use!

Well, okay!

I'm all ready, Timon!

Now, back up really, really far.

How's this?

No, no, no, no.
Farther than that.

How's this?

No, no, no! Really
farther than that!

How's this, Timon?

That's more like it.

Now, really charge at me,
Pumbaa, like you mean it!

I ain't afraid of
nobody or nothing.

Eeyaaaaah!

Oh! Pumbaa!

Ooh.

- Eeyaaah!
- Pumbaa!

Eeyah!

Hey, watch it!

Eehyah!

Observación!

Do you see what I see?

Why, he is the bull most fiercest
and bravest we have spotted all day.

This bull we must catch.

Eeyah!

Help, mommy.

Eeyah! Eeyah!

And remember...

If you're driving home tonight,
be sure you take your car.

Good night.

Aprehensión! the
bull is now ours!

That's why we are
Carlos and consuelo quint.

- The fastest...
- Smartest...

- Boldest...
- Bull catchers

- on the iberian...
- Peninsula.

What do you mean, I'm fired?

This is unacceptable.

Moi? sack-ed?

But I am El toro, the bull!

Your popularity is down.

And your pay is too high.

You're inadequate.

And out of shape.

That's why we have
obtained a replacement.

Replacement?

Who dares to replace
the one and only El toro...

The bull?

Buenos días?

You have not
seen the last of me.

I am the bravest
bull in all of Spain.

And I will not relinquish
my title without a fight!

I shall return!

I shall return, uh... Again!

Pumbaa! Oh, Pumbaa,
where'd you go?

I know you're out there
somewhere. Just give me a sign!

Mmm! Argh! Uhh! Mmm-ahh!

Pumbaa, a brave bull?

If anything, he's a cow-ard!

Ha ha! "Cow-ard!" Oh, man.

Too bad no one was
around to hear that one.

Pumbaa.

- Timon, over here!
- Where are you?

I'm hiding in the vase!

And how did you get in there?

It wasn't easy.

Argh!

Timon, I'm so glad you're here.

Please don't let them make
me go out there and fight.

Please, please, Timon, please!

Pumbaa, why didn't you
just take off the bull costume

and tell them you
were a warthog?

The zipper's stuck!

Don't worry, don't worry, I'll
get you out of here, Pumbaa.

That's why I was born brave,
and you were, uh... born.

First, we'll carve images of our
likenesses out of bars of soap,

then we hide in the
dirty laundry hampers,

and wait for the midnight
potato Chip delivery.

After we're safely out,

we'll purchase fake passports with
embezzled money and rent a high-speed,

hydrofoil jet boat,

which will deliver
us safely to the

underground escape
tunnels. Here. Got it?

Maybe we should just
sneak out the back door.

Or we could use the back door.

Let's go.

Huh?

We're in trouble.

There's got to be another
and simpler way out of this.

Let's see. Some very
clever and ingenious way

in which we can escape this
most unusual predicament. Hmm.

Of course! Why didn't
I think of this before?

Did you just think that you
should use that red towel as a cape

and go out and
act like a matador,

then I would come
out and act as a bull,

and after we perform
a couple of harmless

charges and
everyone is cheering,

we make our escape?

No, I was thinking we
should capture a magic fairy,

and sprinkle his enchanted
flying pixie dust onto this towel.

That way we could soar
safely away into the heavens.

Gee, Timon, that
sounds a little far-fetched.

I think my idea of what
you were thinking is better.

Thank you! Thank you!

I'm Timon, and I'll
be your matador.

I have returned!

El toro, the bull!

Wow, how'd you
get in shape so fast?

Through a simple, self-help, one-hour,


You know? I've tried other
programs and they've all failed.

But I stuck with this
one, and it worked.

And now I'm back,

here to Gore the matador and prove
I am the bravest bull in all of Spain.

But first, I must
take care of you.

Uh-oh.

Hey, hey, hey! It's bueno to
be here in beautiful Barcelona!

The other day, I met a guy
who just hates to be around bulls.

He was from
can't-standa-no-bull!

Ha ha ha! Oh, my, I slay me.

Say, have you heard about
the new sleeping pill for bulls?

They're called bulldozers!

What do you call the front
entrance to Mr. Mata's house?

A mata door!

Aaaah!

I've got to save Timon!

Come on, Pumbaa, you bully.

Come and get me.

Two can play at this game.

Pleh!

Uh, Timon... not now, Pumbaa.

Excuse me, Timon?

I said, not now, Pumbaa.

But, Timon, I'm
here to save you!

Pumbaa, would you please leave
me alone. I'm trying to bullfight you.

Pumbaa, if you're Pumbaa, then
what Pumbaa is that Pumbaa?

El toro.

The bull!

There's no escape, Timon!

We've got to do something.

You're the brave one.
Maybe you should fight him.

Me? Fight him? Have you flipped?

But earlier today you were saying you
were three times as brave as El toro.

I thought we were talking
about a different El toro.

And then later you said you weren't
afraid of nobody or nothing, remember?

Did I say that?

Then later, after that, you
said you were born brave

and I was just born, and then...

Okay, okay, I'll save us,

but how exactly am
I supposed to do it,

dress in a ruffled shirt
and perform a flamenco?

Olé!

Olé!

Hallelujah! It's
ant-eating time.

Uh, Timon, are you sure
there are ants around here?

Of course there are ants
here, Pumbaa. It's Antarctica.

Although now
that you mention it,

this isn't exactly the
swarming hoard I expected.

Yeah, it looks more like a frozen
wasteland completely devoid of ants.

Of course, there's
no ants. It's winter!

They're all hibernating.

Come on, we'll come
back during summer.

Pretty smart, huh?

You are a true genius, Timon.

Ever consider being
an insectologist?

I wish the boat would hurry up.

I'm freezing my tail off.

I was wondering, how we gonna
get on the boat with no tickets?

We don't even have any money.

Never mind. I'll
think of something.

Oh! Heh heh!

I think cruises
are so wonderful.

You meet so many new people,

make so many new friends.

That's what I like most!

You know, the only way
I'd be friends with this mook

is if he had two extra tickets
to sunny, warm Bermuda.

Because none of my old friends would
come with me on this trip to sunny,

warm Bermuda.

Oh.

I guess I'm just stuck
with these two extra tickets.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Did you hear that?

We can't take
his tickets, Timon.

What do you mean,
we can't take his tickets?

Of course, we can take his
tickets! Give me one good reason

why we can't take his tickets?

That would be taking advantage.

It's not polite to take
advantage of a total stranger.

What if he wasn't a stranger?

What if he were our friend,

then would it be okay
to take his tickets?

Well, you don't even
seem to like him, Timon.

True. I do find him
uniquely annoying.

However, if I hang out with
him and get to know him,

I could change my mind, yes?

I suppose so.

Hi, I'm Timon. This is Pumbaa,

and I can tell we're gonna be great
friends. We have lots in common.

We're both going to
sunny, warm Bermuda, too.

Say, you wouldn't
happen to have an extra

couple of tickets lying
around, would ya?

I'm irwin.

Hi, irwin. I'm Pumbaa.

Didn't I already
cover the name stuff?

Say, here's those tickets.
Sure you don't mind?

Of course, you don't. What's a
couple of extra tickets between friends?

Uh, right. Friends.

Heh heh! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Yeah. Whatever.

What? He said he didn't mind.

Look, the boat's
here. All aboard!

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

- Bye-bye!
- Bon voyage.

Bye-bye!

- Bon voyage!
- See you!

- Hasta la vista!
- Adios!

Gee, irwin, it looks like
you got lots of friends.

Bye-bye!

Oh, sure. I've
got lots of friends.

I just couldn't get any of them
to come with me on this trip.

Gee, I wonder why.

I think our cabin is this way...

Or is it this way?

Or maybe that way!

Aah!

Oops.

Oh! Aah! Ooh!

No! Stop!

Ooh!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Remember, Timon,
he's our friend!

"Remember, Timon,
he's our friend."

Bleh!

Oh.

Timon!

Oh.

Oh.

Aah!

Aah!

Oops.

Hey Timon, you found our cabin!

Hooray.

Uh, oh, oh, oh!

Ahh!

You know, Timon,

I think I'm really going to
enjoy hanging out with irwin.

He's really a great guy.

Pumbaa, you've got to be joking.

I've never seen anyone so
accident prone in my entire life.

Thank heavens,
we're finally out to sea

and we'll never have to
see that klutzy penguin again.

But Timon, you promised to
hang out with him and be his friend.

I've hung out. The
friendship isn't working.

Let me be.

But the tickets, Timon!

The ticket-tearing man tore them
in half. They're no good anymore.

But without irwin, we'd still be stuck
in the ice and the cold and the snow.

It'd be better than being in the
pain and the agony and the suffering.

Timon! Pumbaa!

Hello! It's me, irwin!

Oh, it's him! It's
the Terminator!

I was just wondering
if you'd like to

join me for a brisk
game of shuffleboard.

Heh heh heh!

Where's Timon?

Oh, boy, shuffleboard!
Count me in!

Timon's behind the
door. Come on! Lets go.

Oops. So sorry.

Coming, Timon?

Get away from me.

You're sure you
don't want to play?

Shuffleboard?

You mean that game
involving rock hard,

potentially concussion-causing disks
sliding dangerously across the deck?

No, thanks. I'll be
fine way up here!

Suit yourself! Your turn, irwin.

I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

Remember, Pumbaa,
he's our friend.

Gee, I've never been crushed
under a big, heavy anchor before.

That hurt!

I hope it knocked
some sense into you.

Maybe then you'll listen

when I tell you that irwin is going
to be the destruction of us both!

Aww, maybe we ought to
give him another chance.

The poor guy can't
help it if he's a jinx.

Jinx? He's not a jinx.

A jinx suffers from bad luck.

With irwin, it's us who suffer.

He's an accident-prone,
clumsy ox!

Penguin.

Whatever.

Oh, there you are!

I've been looking all
over for you! Heh heh heh!

See?

Well, you found us, which
means, it's, uh... your turn to hide.

Yeah! Hide-and-seek.

We'll count to 10, uh, billion
and start looking for you.

Heh heh heh! Oh, boy!

I love hide-and-seek!

What a gullible mook.

We're not going to
look for him, are we?

Of course not.

It's the only possible
way we'll make it

to sunny, warm Bermuda
in one, safe piece.

Whoops! I'm so sorry.

Help! Help! Help!

Hey, man overboard!

Aah!

Women and children first!

- Lower the lifeboat!
- Abandon ship!

Oh, run! Abandon ship!

Yes! I'm free!

Free!

No more penguins.
No more accidents,

just safe, normal living
from now until forever.

Hallelujah!

Timon, I'd appreciate it if
you'd share a moment of silence

in memory of a
very nice guy, irwin,

and all the other
people on the ship.

Fine.

Moment's over.

Now, where's them
Bermuda shorts?

Heh heh heh! You found me!

Oh boy! I never thought
you'd look for me here.

Heh heh!

What game do you
want to play now?

Oh!

Will this nightmare never end?

I don't understand.

You see, irwin,
Timon was only happy

because he thought you were at
the bottom of the ocean forever.

But I thought we were friends.

Oh, really? Well, we're not.

We only pretended to be because we
were cold and we needed your tickets.

I didn't realize.

I'm sorry.

And stop apologizing!

Gee, Timon, maybe
we could try again.

You know, give the
friendship a fresh start.

Pumbaa, have you
lost all your marbles?

Okay, to cement
our new friendship,

we'll play a new
game called, "get lost."

The object is to always
stay half a world apart.

For example, if I'm
at the north pole,

you should be at the
south pole. Simple, no?

Good! Ready, set, go!

It's a difficult game, but
I know you'll do great!

Oh, good. Get lost! Heh heh!

I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.

Whoops.

You know what, Timon?

No. What, Pumbaa?

You may have been
right about that penguin.

What a mook!