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03x04 - Shark Quake

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

03x04 - Shark Quake

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no good

half man fighting evil that's the last

three shots

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screenshots screenshots

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thank you

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shower Glide

last shot down the bottom feeder

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all right yeah

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bro just checking thin

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forgot to keep warm or warm I haven't

been warm in eons quiet both of you I'm

sick of your whining

but our our Cold Blood wasn't meant for

radical the temperature changes

the second planet would be perfect for

us

it was

climate and geological analysis this

planet has ideal weather conditions to

sustain us but it wasn't snowing last

week

maybe there was an error in the global

warming algorithm you mean the

greenhouse effect the soft skins have

been burning fossil fuels for centuries

there are cars and factories felt smoke

into the atmosphere which should be

trapping heat on the planet's surface

that then the temperature of the planet

should be getting warm or not colder

hold your scales when you say fossil

fuel you don't mean dinosaurs

barbarians Savages there's just got to

be a way to make this planet more

hospitable to Raptors remember calderas

three we're gonna do that again it

should heat up the planet 20 degrees but

this atmosphere is so different what if

it doesn't work it will it has to we

can't go on like this we'll heat up this

planet and take it away from those

miserable soft skins all at the same

time

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foreign

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around here where are the dino dudes

welcome people almost scared me out of

my shark skin hey are you okay looking a

little gray around the scales oh this

planet

called for our metabolisms it has been

on the frosty side where are the others

we've temporarily moved to a more

hospitable location come this way

much better are you kidding I feel like

a poached salmon feels great to us

whoa seismic Victor episodes

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foreign

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check it out

but it's been dormant for a million

years well it's active now and I don't

think it's a coincidence what do you

mean it appears the Raptor g*ng has

found an inventive way to end the cold

snap right there are layers out that way

guys quick lava's coming down the

mountain we gotta stop it shark fast

Bullseye Spike head from out cauldron

see what you can do you go with them

k*ll cartilaginous Raptor threats and

coming up

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thank you

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let's pop this

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is us to stop the lava from turning fish

and City into the next Pompeii Pompeii

tell you later

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thank you

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going down

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shark died

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so I wonder how jab and the guys are

doing

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that temporary solution

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foreign

we can't sit on top of this volcano all

winter I've already got that figured out

I've got big plans but tired planet

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10 seconds to m*ssile launch you can't

abort the launch without the code

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well then I guess I'll just have support

the computer

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no

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here it goes

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m*ssile hits it'll begin the brand new

era of the Raptor it's gonna blow off

the wall top of the mountain

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we gotta stop it

yeah I've never send a shark to do what

dinos were

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oh man what are you doing stopping that

m*ssile if you'd give me a little Elbow

Room here

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well it sounds like a title demented

idea to me you sure it'll work it'll

work watch

it should have exploded right

told you would knock out that volcano

and I bet bad rap isn't too happy either

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look at this

I'm going to find me Mr telescope eyes

and his final adults and blast them back

to the Ice Age you'll do no such thing

when I've completed the next phase of my

plan the street sharks and Dino Avengers

will be a thing of the past the distant

past

Now where's that computer

here Commander

so what's the plan they do exactly as we

did on calderas 3. activate every

dormant volcano around

the more we took the air with smoke the

more heat will be trapped in the

planet's atmosphere

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all right Raptor Thrashers

humongafest thanks but we'll wait and

have a more civilized meal later oh

Johnson more for us

sure you guys won't join us I got plenty

well maybe uh just quite sure hmm

follow me last time you guys seemed

really hot on them just studying your

primitive

search yourself hey guys scope this out

it has not yet been confirmed

plaguing the

option that occurred earlier today what

are you doing scanning the data coming

in from the weather satellites should

pick up unusual hot spots perhaps you

can discern some pattern in it cool

maybe we can figure out where they'll

hit next

Mount Olympus what's that just some of

the prettiest Turf on Earth and Seattle

sitting right next door we're out of

here

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fantabulous sunrise and ominous side

what those colors are caused by the

reflection of the sun on the smoke from

all those volcanoes and they haven't

even hit Mount Olympus yet and they're

not going to

we load up 12 volcanoes you shouldn't it

be getting warmer by now I think we

should do more atmospheric testing we

don't need more tests bitter I've just

made some adjustments in this new

m*ssile believe me once this thing

explodes this planet will be so toasty

you'll be begging

sound

so warm those miserable soft skins will

be clamoring to get out of here on their

silly space shuttles

the planet Earth to us earth when I'm

done with this place it will be known as

Planet bad rap

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God look there we'll take care of the

Raptors you guys Defuse The b*mb no way

Raptors are our department

George

fine by me

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a pickup powder can opener man

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every time

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three times

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[Laughter]

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going somewhere acid breath

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oh this is

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hey spitter

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thank you

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crazy

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time

so come on

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so long

spells

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it with titanium steel I can't even

stick my teeth into it

up

oh man you're gonna break my eardrums

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and the Detonator give up bad rap we're

taking you back with us in your dreams

Dino losers this planet's hours now all

right that was just some Bullseye

totally cartilaginously just awesome the

m*ssile shouldn't it have detonated by

now

I don't know what I do

hey a little lesson in earth science

guys you want to get warmer stop blowing

up volcanoes by putting all those

particles in the air you're blocking out

sunlight and making it colder I told so

hey where are you good bro you missed

all the action not by a long shot let's

open things out get ready to get out of

here shark fast you heard the shark

we're out of here

oh

what they left you to fight us

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the trouble with you guys is that you

have no respect for nature let me teach

you some seismic slam

that was really scary

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yeah I'm shaking

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you will be

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too hot in here let's get out of here

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oh man I can't feel my toes anymore

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you and me both okay here's the bad news

according to my calculations it'll be

weeks not months before enough Smoke

Clears to make it as warm as it was

before our

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how are we gonna survive I hate this

place let's just get out of here

don't even think about it

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