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03x03 - Sand Sharks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Street Sharks". Aired: September 7, 1994 – May 18, 1997.*
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A university professor named Dr. Robert Bolton and his partner Dr. Luther Paradigm create a machine known as the "gene-slammer" which is capable of changing aquatic animals into anthropomorphic hybrids by combining their DNA.

03x03 - Sand Sharks

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it's no good

half man fighting evil that's the best

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[Applause]

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screenshots

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screenshots

three times

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thank you

all right

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it's been two whole days since we

thrashed this dump

so where is everybody

hey who's messing with our bikes

yeah

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my bike

make me

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let's get these things back home and get

to work on them

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we'll do our best detective thanks for

the tip yo shark meister's got a raptor

spotting of old Grade Road

whole thing guys we got some Raptors to

Wrangle

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what are you waiting for gonna let those

Guppies beat us to the wrap with our

Dino bikes back in Action we could give

them an hour Head Start

Spike you pull any of your dumb stunts

I'll tie your horns in a bow I'm stunts

me now

Dino Blaster Dino

charge

though they may be these machines are

quite amusing to ride with some

modifications

stop right there

you've got that right shark breath

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come on they're getting away yeah from

you sure

Spike wait how what Dynamite

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look at that Dino stupid sword he makes

you look downright reserved

the Raptors where are they

oh Smooth Move fossil face dinosaurs

really did have brains the size of

walnuts

Pig take it back Goldfish face make me

tricera punk

k*ll your gills jab these fossil fools

will never admit they've blown it next

time we go Raptor hunting stay out of

our way

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what did I tell you spike hey if it

weren't for that pop-ite Pike and I had

those Raptors wailing for Mercy if the

Columbine Pike hadn't been there to save

your soaring carcass you'd be extinct

right now we're here for one reason and

one reason only to capture Raptors you

got that Spike now go home and cool down

cool down hey I'm just starting to

simmer

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president horns on the shark line

I'm glad I found you Street Sharks how

can we help you sir the Army's about to

test their new stealth Super Shadow at

the Stratton Proving Grounds it's the

most awesome Chopper in the world today

and stealth technology makes it

invisible to radar I hate to think what

bat Rap would do with that nothing good

exactly from what I've seen of the

Raptors we can't risk the Super Shadow

falling into their hands would you

Street Sharks consider guarding it

during the trials of course sir we're on

our way thanks guys I knew I could count

on you

if I know bad rap he's bound to come

snooping I know and when he does we're

gonna reel him in

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then dancing

by satellite is so advantageous nice

just what I'm looking for to lure in

those Paleolithic lizards uh why do we

care about some flying Battleship boss

with that chopper as Pete I'm going to

have my revenge on the dino Avengers the

stretch Hawks and the Raptor g*ng

Raptors oh boss I don't think that's

such a good idea nonsense Louis all we

have to do is track them to their Lair

then make them a proposition they can't

refuse

oh that'll take a while on the contrary

I've triangulated all the Raptors recent

flight patterns on my radar and the

global positioning satellite puts them

right about there

somewhere near Mount cauldron come on

we've got to get busy and find them

oh I can hardly wait

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hey guys we're taking it from here you

can book if you want

to want me around huh fine with me then

I'll just check in on the Street Sharks

instead

performing a global scan on my Shark

Tracker gotcha Street Sharks they may be

lowly Bottom Feeders but at least they

know how to rumble

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well man this sand shark duty is getting

stale tell me about it oh yeah even I'm

getting sleepy and I never sleep pin's

up guys if the Raptors are gonna show

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now this is one scaly piece of hardware

blessed Skittle bait guys come on do it

on me Spike and T-Bone said I was stupid

huh

what are you doing here you we

could have hammered you into Dino Pate

hey I just thought you could use some

help

in your dreams give me a break oh hey

cut up some slack I mean if you were as

clumsy and stump ugly is this creep

you'd be a chumposaurus too stump ugly

check a mirror sardine breath chill now

okay jab I'm making you responsible for

Spike back in position guys

foreign

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listen hear that sounds like a hover jet

move it

according to my calculations they must

be somewhere quite nearby

oh back for more abuse cause I'll be

only too happy to accommodate you

pictures speak louder than words what is

this the world's most sophisticated

Chopper invisible to radar interested

could be

why do I need you needless to say it is

heavily guarded as assuming I can get

close enough to steal it for you and why

would you do that for me I I'll acquire

this Super Shadow for you in exchange

for a small sample of raptor DNA for my

genetic experimentation Raptor DNA hmm

sounds like a fair trade it's a deal

when will you deliver oh well uh oh

right away tonight excellent

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that is one stupid soft skin

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I'm sure I had my pass here somewhere ah

here it is

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I stuck up for you scale face because I

felt sorry for you hey don't feel sorry

for me telescope eyes that's it you're

Dino chose

guys cool it

fun you go over there I'll stay here

both of you go home now guys look it's

slimeozoid

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music

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stay behind him guys we don't want one

of his missiles to lock on us forget

that you timid Guppies

Spike stop

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parallels Street Sharks

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[Applause]

foreign

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lighten up guys I just saved your hides

you should be thanking me for almost

getting my Bros bride hey but

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you're almost as bad as T-Bone

fans all right

I hope you brought a heap of humongous

Burgers don't know about that but I did

ask him to bring the backup shark Force

jets

foreign

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I'm not leaving here Louie until I am

properly compensated

what are you gonna do with raptor DNA

anyhow that stuff's gotta be dangerous I

surely hope so with my Superior

intelligence and the Raptors ruthless

invulnerability I shall be the most

awesome villain on Earth

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an excellent vehicle

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any sign of the Super Shadow yet no I

was hoping they'd be too dumb to turn on

the stealthin or ferrets hello

got something doesn't look like any

earthquake I've ever seen

could be some majorly Mondo explosions

from the Super Shadow okay what are we

waiting for hop in guys time to get

through it

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foreign

looks like we missed some major target

practice why would parabizoid waste all

this a*mo it doesn't make sense now it

does

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bad rap perabinoid gave the Super Shadow

to the Raptors this gets worse by the

minute we gotta find that Chopper shark

fast

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those prehensile morons fell Hook Line

and Raptor a few moments from now Dr

Paradigm will cease to exist in his

place the ingenious inconquerable Dr

peraptoroid

oh boss did you look at this stuff of

course I did and I huh

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just a minor anomaly it definitely is

dinosaur DNA of alien origin but the

strands are slightly shorter than

of course they gave me Raptor DNA what

else could it be

hit enter Louis

don't you think you better tested on

somebody else you for instance

I'm sure you're doing the right thing

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[Applause]

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I I'm not a raptor I'll say that you

okay back wrap lie to me I'm not a

rapper I'm I'm a blizzard

come on come on we don't want to be

caught sitting here in broad daylight

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look here come to ripster

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okay guys let's teach these repugno

Raptors the definition of Street Sharks

and Dino Ventures come on

you tell me you don't need some extra

help he's your responsibility you take

care of them okay guys let's kick some

serious spin

hey wait a minute Mr impulsasaurus let's

get a few things straight ah give me a

break we gotta route some Raptors that's

right my way my way

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shark attacks

oh man oh man Spike's been hit he's

going down

guys bless the rotors

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forget it guys save the ship

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congratulations

wow man I was sure you were Dino toast

that was a brilliant tactic Spike by

luring the Raptors away you gave us a

chance to blast their rotors yeah yeah

that's what you call the lame duck

maneuver it lets you

uh well as a matter of fact it was jab's

idea yeah so I thought it up you pulled

it off pretty cartilageously jawed

dishes for a lizard yeah well that was

pretty scalicious thinking for a guppy

Face bottom feeder

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I can test those Street Sharks we'll

have to plan a special surprise for them

I hope you'll pardon my intrusion

Dr Paradigm is that you

why yes as a matter of fact there seems

to have been a mistake oh oh did I make

a mistake but I guess you did too you

didn't take the DNA on purpose did you

on purpose

that's not the point you didn't deliver

what you promised look at it this way

you're one of us now and we certainly

could use a first-rate scientist around

here yes but I don't know

and if you're a good little lizard and

work very very hard for us maybe one of

these days I might just give you some

real Raptor DNA laughs

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deep

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